Tayo is a self-righteous fvck. The guys deserves a phd in constructive criticism of everybody but himself.

If you were a day student pls this thread is not for you cause your sec school experience is in complete. First and foremost ill like to say a shout out to all the ex-shool house boys. Please feel free to add yours.

Nicknames:

Baby cockroach

Omugzy (from omugo)

Half loaf


Bush baby

H.i.v

O.b.j

Billy goat (bilesanmi)

Pot

Naija girl way do dat kind tin no just one dey alone. Girl way get option no go date hin mate sef, the calculation no gel.

Could someone help to to tell my girl there is nothing wrong if a guy in his 20s is still wearing spiderman boxers

Mix hypo + jik+ omo+ close up+ brake fluid+ engine oil+ morning fresh +dettol ...then....DRINK IT

Swizdoe:

You are indeed a clit-licker

Singing wizkid*

Wizzy eleniyan...
Balogun eleniyan...ogumola eneniyan

Can a black skin be painted blue?

Theif and deputhief, this two spent eight year in office and didnt buy one pistol for our army and now everbody be blaming gej,.

Banga lee be wasting his time on unavailable women Genevieve was looking for a classier man, poko lee is busy tribbing her housegirl

I gat 750 naira in ma phone, no one to call, cause I'm beefing everone.so keep yor credit

Drogba is 45 years old, morinho is planning to kill him.

Messi best Argentine player
Ronaldo, world best

lekjons:
jxt as many will take genevieve over evry oder actress in nollyhood..we dnt knw u were talkin abt their female frnds,u ddn't elaborate earlier

U funny small as in tachere. I didnt say light skinned girls were more appealing. So why u telling me about Geneviève.

Creamish:


Yeah..mayb.. As ugly as I am, I'm so freaking comfy in my skin!

Ooo god! U don make me check your profile na, i guess you'll understand when i say. Tu as l'air comme un vache, ma grande mère est plu belle que toi

lekjons:
u'r sayin dat cos u r a guy,as a guy,u may tink a fellow guy is ugly,bt gals may b goin crazy abt d person,there r many tinz we r yet 2 knw abt gals(e.g gals prefer rugged,dark skinned guys 2 light skinned ones!!..ever heard of dat?)

Was talking about girl best friends.one more thing Most girls will take osaze over every other player in the national team

marieolae:
This your analysis is so stupi.d to me.

Thats your pms talking

Mrsbreezy and creamish maybe na two of una be the ugly best friend . you just haven't realised that yet

Fine girls be hugging and kissing their best friends at the cinema, beach, super markets displaying the pictures on my bbm, why do the fines mostly have the not fine as bff?

I guess you dont fvck them. I will be very surprised if u do. Dik puzi bonding no be small tin o

It feels thesame as dating an okada man, imagine people waving at the both of you thinking he is an okada man.

Bendtner, no mind dem, na achievement.

youngice:

please post a reasonable comment or shift

I shifted na. Next thread!