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CelebritiesRe: Owen Gee: I Almost Committed Suicide Last Year - Comedian by clitlicker: 1:37pm On Feb 28, 2018
in simple terms owen g wanted to die because he is broke
Christianity EtcRe: Why Have I Never Heard Any Nigerian Practicing New Age Religion by clitlicker(op): 10:26am On Feb 28, 2018
ikorodureporta:
is it not freemasonry? Have you carried out yr research very well, or do u think they will openly say what they are into? They all pretend ro be churches because they get more gullible ones from christianity...


A typical example is house on the rock
free masonry is a society that requires membership new age religion is about using the energy /powers God has created in you by default . these energy can be exploited regardless of your religion.
CareerRe: Here Is The Worst Thing You Can Do As An Employee by clitlicker: 7:08am On Feb 28, 2018
try teaching for 15k per month under a devil of a principal.
then try pretending u enjoying your job.


or you boss keep making advances at you making your work unbearable.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Enjoys A Stroll With His Heavily-pregnant Wife And Son (photos) by clitlicker: 6:18am On Feb 28, 2018
messi = a child with beards.
a real man should be like lukaku
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Ifu Enada Slams CDQ "I Gave You My Handout Money, Spent More On You" by clitlicker: 5:12pm On Feb 20, 2018
this girl has mu were yo.

if u ask cdq yeah yeah, he will tell u he has never met the beach
CareerRe: How To Charm Your Way To The Top At Your Workplace By Johnspeak Uwangue by clitlicker: 7:35am On Feb 20, 2018
in south west. it is easy to charm your way just...just do "kube kube", be your bosses fake friend, greet him like hes a king, know all his kids name and ask for them like you care. understand hia stvpid logic and alwys tell him he is right and advice him toward that stvpid direction.


you will go far. once he leaves discard him and suck up to the next boss.
TravelRe: U.S Bans A Female Nigerian Banker For Life Over Fake Visa by clitlicker: 9:38am On Feb 17, 2018
jeronimo:
Why do people still feel they can present documents that can't be verified and still scale through?
because it works
TravelRe: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by clitlicker: 9:34pm On Feb 16, 2018
foliat:
Is it masters you applied for?

quote author=clitlicker post=65103400]my processing period has just been extended to 65 day ti 82 day . i applied for student visa.
im i the only one experiencing this nonsense?

is it that useless commonwealth games thats affecting it?
vocational edu
TravelRe: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by clitlicker: 1:25am On Feb 16, 2018
my processing period has just been extended to 65 day ti 82 day . i applied for student visa.
im i the only one experiencing this nonsense?

is it that useless commonwealth games thats affecting it?
EducationRe: How To Study And Make Good Grades – Tips For Average Students by clitlicker: 1:34pm On Feb 12, 2018
there is a lot of repetition in education, study past questions.
TV/MoviesRe: Is Cee-C, BBNija 2018 Housemate, Married? (Photos) by clitlicker: 1:18pm On Feb 12, 2018
anoda bimbo
anoda gifty

i dislike all these princess personna

i prefer good looking people that dont take their looks that serious.

i divide girls to givers and takers

givers will be satisfied when they know you are satisfied while dem takers only think about what they can get from you.

if u got a fine lover thats a giver hold that beach close and thight.
LiteratureRe: English Grammar Lesson by clitlicker: 6:58am On Feb 12, 2018
Holywizard:
Thanks. Most of our graduates doesn't know the rules of concord in English language.
most of our graduates do not...correction for mr rules of concord
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LiteratureRe: English Grammar Lesson by clitlicker: 6:55am On Feb 12, 2018
was 2face right when he sang...
--you and i are meant to be together baby--
RomanceRe: Loving Pornography Is Very Good And Should Be Encouraged. by clitlicker: 8:44am On Feb 07, 2018
i am addicted to porn
just as i am addicted to food, music, films and books
LiteratureRe: When Maga Paid (Short Story) by clitlicker: 8:07am On Feb 07, 2018
an imbeside wrote this story




IMBESIDE!!!!
CelebritiesRe: "Wizkid Has Been Going To The Gym" - Tunde Ednut Mocks Wizkid 6packs, Fans React by clitlicker: 7:06am On Feb 07, 2018
his wallet has 6 pack
CelebritiesRe: "Have You Bought Okrika Before?" - Mc Galaxy Ask, Celebrities And Fans React by clitlicker: 6:00pm On Feb 05, 2018
even if u catch me red handed ill still deny.


i bought it on jumia
cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Donald Trump Blasts Odunlade Adekola And Yomi Gold For Disturbing America by clitlicker: 4:09pm On Feb 05, 2018
stupid video by a bas:tard op
TravelRe: Is This America Or A 3rd World Country by clitlicker: 8:17am On Feb 02, 2018
timesup234:
You are still living in the lies of the American dream. over 62% of Americans are one paycheck away from living on the street. If Americans wages are delayed for just a week more than 62% of her citizens will be lying on every street corner. In a country where over 70% of her citizens can't boast of $500 in an emergency and over 50% will die in debt, we need to start telling ourselves the truth

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/most-americans-are-one-paycheck-away-from-the-street-2015-01-07
what u need to understand is that it is worse in most countries in the world.

i have family members who work round the clock and they are building houses in naija. if u live within your means and you are willing to work hard im pretty sure you cant end up in the streeet


i need you to do a survey and show me the numberof illegal nigerian immigrats ( who obviously have lesser OPPRTUNITY than these homeless citizens) in the homeless community. No country is a paradise but Americans need to stop being silly and lazy. your minimum wage is 12 dolls if you work for 10hrs thats you ll pay rent and feed comfortably, i dont need a complex analysis.


i saw a video of an homeless dude stealing dog food from the dogs plate, come on, i prepare the salary schedule of casual workers in my company we pay them 10 - 15k naira, they fvcking wear clean clothes and dont live on the street.

i will simply as you 1 question. if we do a citizenship swap of 10 nigerians for 10 homeless americans (all qualifications and abilities being equal) will the nigerian be on the street like the homeless?
TravelRe: Is This America Or A 3rd World Country by clitlicker: 1:02am On Feb 02, 2018
you are wrong the have many options. nigerian migrants work their a$$es off to pay rent, pay tuition, and still send money home.


so whats the excuse of a citizen. an averge under employed nigerian youth just wants to BE in that zip code, wait and see what he'll achieve in a year.


i dont need to travel there to know that this people are just weird, the just cant bear the struggle for survival and to me, thats a mental disorder.
SportsPainful Insults Okpotu Recieved From Nairalanders After Our Match Against Sudan by clitlicker(op): 11:11pm On Jan 31, 2018
Walelavender (m ): 9:10pm

How did thos Okpotu emerge as the highest goal scorer in the NPFL? The guy has a bad attitude. Losing possession like anyhow.



pweshboi (m ): 9:05pm

okpotu which kind control be this one nowwwww


oloriooko (m ): 8:52pm

Okpotu not an intelligent striker


pweshboi (m ): 8:50pm

Okpotu been missing chances since 12bc



MT : 9:13pm

I dont care if okpotu scores hat trick in this match, dude is not just good.


MrCross : 9:13pm

Which kin player b dis Okpotu sef!!! Ball Control Zero!!! Wic kin striker b dis one


Xmen149 ( m ): 9:15pm

they should tell us truth either okpotu is having phsycological problems or dude was never a footballer...



loifez ( f): 9:15pm


How did this Okputu guy earn the No9 jersey ? This guy shouldn't even have made it to the CHAN competition......He is a complete "weist" He hasn't even arrived, yet he is frying hair���
How on earth did we come across a lazy defender like Eze The guy has no technical ability at all.....Looks like his height makes him a liability instead of an asset


dazzlingd : 9:15pm

Nigeria is playing 10 against 12....okpotu or whatever is name is the 12th player for sudan



dazzlingd : 9:20pm

okpotu should be investigated for match fixing....I dont want to believe he is that poor, he is just pretending



matasinc : 9:22pm

D man called okpotu is a waste to his family and entire Nigerian. how on earth will a No 9 player be playing like ds. I pity his future.


cecymiammy (f ): 9:26pm

chaii...player no 9 is so worst,as a lady,i can play better than him


MrCross : 9:33pm

Okpotu village people must have followed him to CHAN!!!
He shouldnt bother playing second half abeg except the coach is too blind to see. Abi nah only 2 striker we carry go chan

BusinessRe: Why Paddy Adenuga's Bid To Acquire Chevron Failed by clitlicker: 10:46pm On Jan 31, 2018
angelbulksms:
Why don't you patiently learn something from his multi-million dollar mistakes. undecided
whats your own there?

is it yr paddy lock? cheesy
TravelRe: How To Get Australia Visa by clitlicker: 1:48pm On Jan 31, 2018
swim across the indian ocean. very easy
TravelRe: 20 Really Stupid Laws Around The World ( Photos) by clitlicker: 1:44pm On Jan 31, 2018
reincarnation is illegal in china.

all the babawandes and iyabode deserve sentences. cheesy
EducationRe: The Rot In Nigerian Universities(photos) by clitlicker: 1:04pm On Jan 31, 2018
awo hall oau . worst hostel ever. the building does not define the inhabitant. lots of brillant minds in those dead buildings.
BusinessRe: Why Paddy Adenuga's Bid To Acquire Chevron Failed by clitlicker: 7:14am On Jan 31, 2018
abeg who get power bank.
paddy adenuga ko i pad adenuga ni
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Transfer Day Deadline!! Who Will You Want Your Club To Sign? by clitlicker:
Florentino perez! i take God beg u. this madrid squad don bele full. theyve lost motivation.

in need me a dries martens, hazard, mbape, harry kane.


sell of that pensioneer ronaldo, bale, benzima, modric
Christianity EtcRe: For Those Who Think Hell Is An Empty Threat From The Bible! by clitlicker: 1:33pm On Jan 28, 2018
Edelweiss44:
For your information, I don't worship God "because he will torture me for all eternity if I don't ", I worship him because HE IS GOD AND THE ONLY REASON WHY WE HUMANS WERE CREATED IS TO WORSHIP HIM. I worship him because he has shown me too much love and compassion through Christ even when I was born and living in sin. I worship him because it is the height of foolishness to not acknowledge and worship my maker who created me for that reason.

Your question sounds very intelligible to you, but I can't see any iota of brilliance in it cos it's just like a 2 year-old asking me if the reason I haven't killed my parents and all family members is because I don't want to go to jail and suffer there. Even if there was no prison, I would still love my family because they are where I came from. Even if there was no law against murder, I still would not kill my parents simply because I love them and they are where I came from. Even if there was no hell, I would still worship God. But just as there is a prison for people who break the laws here on earth, there is also a "prison" called hell for people who decide to willingly break God's laws. The difference is when you get into prison here on earth, there is hope you may come out someday after some years, but when you get into God's prison called hell, there is no hope for eternity.

Lastly, GOD DOESN'T THROW PEOPLE INTO HELL. IT IS PEOPLE'S DECISION TO REJECT GOD'S SOLUTION TO SIN (Which is Christ) THAT CONDEMNS THEM TO HELL. John 3:18 "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. "

It is the same way judges do not throw people into prison, but rather people's crimes are what sends them to prison because justice must have its way. God is a God of love and mercy, but also a God of justice. Justice means REWARD "RIGHTEOUSNESS " AND PUNISH "EVIL". If God decides not to allow sinners go to hell, then he has contradicted his nature of justice. The Good news we preach is that THE DEMANDS OF JUSTICE HAVE BEEN MET FOR ANY WHO IS IN CHRIST, BECAUSE JESUS HAS PAID THE PRICE FOR SIN OF EVERYONE WHO COMES TO HIM!
verification of a paranomal occurrence doesnt not prove and religions belief.

im pretty sure if this "testimonies" were from the followers of guru maraji you wont accept it belief system no matter how verifiable the events are.

also the analogy u gave about killing your parent relating it to acccepting jesus christ doesnt work. it obviously immoral to kill someone, it is not immoral at all not to believe in something, it is very very very very very important to understand that BELIEF IS NOT A CHOICE.
TravelRe: Dorcas Shola Fapson Vs Taxify Driver: The Full Story (Video) by clitlicker: 12:56pm On Jan 27, 2018
sarahade:
And your mother must surely be a prostitute to give birth to a waste like you.
lol . why u resemble yr parents like this as all of una no get sense together cheesycheesycheesy
CelebritiesRe: Who Is Dorcas Shola Fapson? Meet Actress That Called Taxify Driver A 'Rapist' by clitlicker: 12:03pm On Jan 27, 2018
u are a fuul , a big fuul.


a stupid fuul.


a useless fuul


ode nie


because she is cute abi?


if this sound like a rape / kidnap story 2 u then u r not just stupeed, u are a stupeeed bas.tard
TravelRe: Dorcas Shola Fapson Vs Taxify Driver: The Full Story (Video) by clitlicker: 11:36am On Jan 27, 2018
sarahade:
This girl is saying the truth.
For those men supporting the driver you are all potential rapist and should be raped through your dirty anus
your fada is a bas tard for that comment

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