no of my friends are farmers your father is a lai er

johnime:
I have a loving,caring,a great cook and a handsome boyfriend. He's every girl's dream and my problem is I don't love him. He loves me too much,I don't know how to reciprocate.He's ready to show me to the full world that am he's which I always tell him to stop but he will be complaining that y don't I want it if I'm cheating on him,Yes I'm cus i dont knw how to love. Look is not that he's not rich,he is and he's from a wealthy home too. Just wanted to play games with him,flex his money and leave. Not knowing I will b his 1st grlfrd and now he has refused to let me go, he's ready to do anything for my sake,and he's family loves me so much,they say I changed their son's life that they thought he's a gay cuz that they have never seen him with a grl,same thing his frds are saying. And I don't love him. Please I need advice, how do I leave him without hurting him, he might die if I do, the last time I tried breaking up, he landed in the hospital and spent a week there and it was when he saw me he felt relieved. My sister said my pu**y game is tight. Plz help me,shld I run away but where can I run to, plz help me. I need advice.

set him up, send a friend to seduce him catch him and break up with him .

but when u later regret breaking up with him ...kill yourself

the most popular OAP in africa


this guy is just a sharp guy making news for popularity, he will soon ask for salary increment and tget must pay hin.

unilag olodo op

there is a big difference between bursting a move and flirting.

everybody is in a relationship for something .

it could be looks

it could be money

it could be great sex.

but because of the high level of poverty and hardship, i mostly about money in nigeria. i dont blame them.

i can bet my two years salary she is finer that most of the females on nairaland.

she is a fine girl added to that shes fleshy and to an African that means sexy.

CLITLICKER'S law of relationship stability states that women should marry upwards, men should marry downward.

Some marry sideways as well (when there is no clear superiority)

what do i mean by marrying upwards? it implies marrying someone that is more than you,
some people will want to argue that no human being is superior to another.
I will tell u this people are not the same we are better than some people, some people are also better than us.

real life scenerio: if Adesua Etomi marries my favourite yoruba rapper, Cdq. or terry g. or say tiwa savage marries t blizz, oh sorry that happened there will likely be a problem because it goes against the female instint of ideal, an ideal which stipulates that the man should be the provider, the mentor, the protector, the person to make her better. once those role are not being played by the man she fells it was a bad deal and she will likely react by complianing, teaching and tryining to change and upgrade the guy, the se.xual tension might not be lost, so sex becomes an obligation, then come insulting gestures and comments.


A lot of times when a man loses his job and the woman has things going for her, the guy will likely be ridiculed, even a good woman will misbehave because economic power in the hand of the female partner is a nuclear weapon.


Men by instinct also know that marrying down is the best option. that why u hear the ladies being advised not to buy cars when lookinh for suitors. If you are a lady driving a camry only a guy in a benz will feel comfortable to runz you. women get se.xually turned on by man with more cash, better dressing, power... those traits turn women on more than pretty boy- fine boy swagger. Its quite common for women to fantasize about their bosses, pastors, hod just because they are turned on by men they see when the look up.


My point is this your partner is likely to be submissive when you are MORE than her.


The following factores determine what make you more:


financies: make more cash

social circle: having doper friends and showing her dope lifestyle

being more versertile and informed:

being more attractive: if not natural, dress better, smell better and speak eloquently.


age: women wont want to date her aburo (younger brothers mate)













disclaimer: there is no theory that works for all individuals, there will always be women that will be submissive till death even if their valuea elevate beyond space while your destiny remains earth bound.

i wont even date them.

i need to download french songs, i mean songs with dope beat, nothing hardcore just mainstream music.


i would love the french version of artists like

chris brown

50 cent

nicki minaj

future

migos

rae sremmurd

if it was skit as they claimed they would have had their own camera

.

break the Bleep up and let her be anoda mans problem.

your children will thank u in the future

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u be olodo. I corrected your grammatical mistakes, you are still insisting on them.

vislabraye:

Did you actually meant to say "marrying "? Guy, you just made a major flaw. As for he intelligence, well, it's your choice.

*did you mean to say* *as for the intelligence*

unilag olodo.

DonX001:


OP, I feel you.
I have been in this exact scenario, exactly as you described.
Where her only interests in this world are watching Nollywood movies, Telemundo and Zeeworld, and looking at pictures of hair, clothes and shoes on Facebook.
My decision was very clear- it was an absolute NO. I called off the relationship.

Don't listen to most of the advice on Romance section of Nairaland, most of them are kids who have seen very little of real life, and most are probably Dumbos themselves (as you can see from their comments).

Those telling you to give her books to read and improve, they do not realize that you can take a horse to the stream, but cannot force it to drink water.

If reading is not one of her interests, (and it clearly isn't from what you posted), giving her books to read is just a waste of time, as she won't read it. In my case, mentioning BOOKS or READING was just like punishment to her, like telling a child "I'll bring cane for you now".

Don't get it twisted- You CANNOT force a fully grown adult woman who has already formed her habits, to suddenly start liking books and reading and then stop being dull.
If her parents and school couldn't get her to read books, its now you that can get her to read abi, when its not exams or something? (even for exams sef they don't really read).

At worst, if she really likes you, she'll take the books and force herself to read them for some time, that's if you absolutely insist on it.
But once you get married- GBAGAM! She reverts back to her old default mode, and you have no choice but to manage her as she is then, since you've already bought the goods " for better or for worse". Or you then vex and become a divorcee with the associated stigma.

Anything you can't cope with before marriage, DON'T marry her and hope she'll change, or that you'll train her and improve her as a man- SCAM!.
That's the commonest cause of divorce currently, people marrying others and hoping they'll change.
So if they don't change, you're stuck with her.

My advice to you-
If you can't cope with her degree of dumbness, dump her ASAP and leave her for one of these Nairalanders shouting "Train her!!" to come and do the training themselves.
Its not worth it having a wife who can get scammed of your mutual fortune one day because of dumbness (yes, it has actually happened before).
Or worst still, having dumb kids who happen to have inherited their mother's genetic dumbness.

Beauty will fade in 1 or 2 decades max, dumbness can be everlasting.

chisos! its good to see that there is someone that knows what he is saying, she wont read any book. she is mentally lazy, the mental laziness is palpable, she lied about something last week and i was disturbed by the lack of effort she put to the deception.


i cant cope.
im now oblivious of all other attributes.

i cant cope!!!

introvertme:

Capital letters are used to begin a sentence .

unilag olodo!
*used to begin sentences*

Neoteny:

You don't sound like the sharpest knife in the drawer yourself.

u are butressing my point in case u r not aware

Banter1:
If you dont want her abeg clitlicker give her to me, and watch me marry her. U call Local Govt Studies useless? You wey read better course you don find better job?

its not by monkier.iv got a good job im not willing to be a sole bread winner.

Banter1:
If you dont want her abeg clitlicker give her to me, and watch me marry her. U call Local Govt Studies useless? You wey read better course you don find better job?

its not by monkier.iv got a good job am not willing to be a sole bread winner.

The concept of new age religion which is marked with highest level of tolerance and open mindedness in belief. it is basically a mixture of vital component of major religion and the decision to practice according to your conviction. Most new age worshipers believe jesus existed though the see him as an ascending master, Hindu also plays a major role in the religion. concepts such as the kundalini and the third eye are very important to the religion.

im not endorsing the religion but i quite certain that this will be the religion of the future.

There are lots of minority religions in nigeria such as grail message, enkarka, mormon e.t.c
how come the New Age religion is never heard of in nigeria?

kimbraa:
You can't be intellectually sound and be dating a girl that isn't. Permit me to say you attract your likes. It's a rule of thumb.

there is supposed to be a comma after say.

Ilekokonit:


That's all a man needs in a wife.

manners is not enough,

our conversations are usually shallow.

every stupid thing she reads on whatsapp she believes

i hope they dont scam of all her fortunes one day.

with her course, of which she is not coming out with a reasonable grade, it means she will have to do business as no one will employ her.

AntiNormal:



How did she become your girlfriend without you noticing her subpar reasoning?
Did you not see the signs before you asked her out and whatnot, or did you not just care?

na pretty face i see o. now the flaws are dawning on me.

im not forming Einstein o, or Elon Musk.
But my girlfriend is below average when it comes to her reasoning.
she is studying a "useless" course in school, Local Govt Studies.
She lacks strategy when she addresses life matter.
If you discuss with her for 10 minutes youll notice her flaws.

she is very fine o and she has manners. i dont want to regret marrying her because of looks o.

can marring her be meaningful considering her intellectual laziness?

Who still has time for this.

They've both moved on. Don jazzy is dominating the industry and dbanj is selling garri to pay his debt. End of story

Since 300bc u don dey chop government money.U wan die there? Since u want to die dia let them break your head then.

When u gat nothing to hide like me, u dont care, any body way wan hack me. U are free. In short, make i give u ma password

The topic should be

"When u so poor its affectin your sanity

Nak here regularly, correct nakin like at least trice a week


Spend on her. They say the best thing in life are free. If i hear. If u stingy, shawama u no fit buy, cinema u no fit go, subscription u no fit do. U useless u dont deserve kitten

Monitor her life. U must be a jealous god, if u hear her laugh lasan when shes on a call. U shout: who are you talking to!!!. Always as where she is and command her to go home when it's too late

dont ever ever get eemotional with a chic, if u think u are lucky to have her and your world will crumble if she leaves dont ever ever express such u'll gain nothing. Always play my untouchable. "If u go i don't care". That staments get their nip.ples hard -ask your girlfriend

...to be continued. When nepa bring lite come.

Waiting for buhàri to imprison Tinubu.
But i guess all past looted funds are exempted from the new campaigns

I remembeed when they made dora minister of communication, she was mediocre. Fash will only be speaking lawyer english.