omotolas huband na salary earner. broke broke broke.
a regular ndubisi is onisha market will use the captain to mop floor

Fabcol:
Of course so far its properly stamped and signed

it is signed (scanned signatur) by the registrar but not stamped.

from ext-ng.com

i have proceesed official transcript but it will take 2 three weeks before i get it.

and time is of the essesnce.

i hope schools wont deny me admission because i dont submit the official transcript.

can i apply with student copy transcript

its obvious she was born with spiritual powers that is why he married her.

which of the exes


answer depends on who dumped who

buy tecno next time. no carlcare for who kill tell

rubbish!
it say i internalise stress and anxiety.
me thay im used to stress. stress dat is in the operation system of nigeria.
axienty. abeg make una talk anoda thing.



my obstacle is Nigeria.

yomizee:
I don't think that should be a problem.. People use bsc to apply for another bsc, msc for another msc and no issues. As long as you're able to secure an admission with an institution and able to present the embassy with all the required documents, baah wahala.

I myself used an mba and got admission, interview done but we still dey wait for Angela Merkel sha..

All the best!

it will end in praise IJN.

pls what course and uni did u choose ? make i try follow your footstep.

can i use mba to apply for an mba or any other related msc?

hope the embassy will not have any problem with that as regards my travel intention?

i want to start early. pls i need to apply for summer 2019 masters. i need schools that take early application.

lance.

u must name lance.

Shortyy:
Bullshît.
All these ones na secondary school play.

If I like you, I'll shoot my shot straight up. No time for hide and seek.

Sadly, men these days are too proud. So even if I like person, I jejely keep my like to myself. Ain't got time.

"if i like u ill shoot my shot, if i like u ill keep it to myself"
confused people everywhere. you are part of nigerias problem.

avoid all cctv.trow the bag in a bush. go back to your duty post like nothing happened. come back in the night to carry your $$ .

KendrickAyomide:
which Kind yeye pose be this..

I'll be a better model. someone should sign me

the race has never been and will never be for the swift

T E F.
i called alliance francaise lagos and the told me they only have space for about thirty people for the exam that will hold this december.

out of the population of 160 million nigerians. im surprised provision will be made for only 30 people. If nigeria has such a tiny number of french speaker and french language learners how come i couldnt find a job with my B2.

Delf exam is 10,000 naira


TEF is over 100k

why?!!

Delf is way way difficult than TEF. If u fail one of the sections in delf u get no certificate even if your score is 80% overall.


what i sha know is that i will leave this country 2019 by Gods grace wether its study visa or express entry or quebec nomination.

tried to sit on a seat. A girl tried convincing me the space is already taken she said:



" WE ARE TWO"

Tokyo50:
Japanese go to Australia to learn English.

If you want to learn Japanese, it would make more sense. There are many Chinese who come this way and end up staying by marrying the locals. There are many tuition centers which can sponsor you to study Japanese. They often arrange for your accommodation and part time job. One of the cheapest one is Yono Gakuin Japanese school, located in Saitama prefecture. The fees start at about $500 a month, and about the same for a room in a dormitory.

If you wish to study in an English university, you can apply at Sophia University, Temple University or University of Tsukuba.

For a Nigerian to apply to study a short courses in English is highly suspicious and your visa will be denied. If you are willing to study for a degree and you have $15,000 a year, then it's easier. Otherwise, stick to Short Japanese course. They will give you 6-12 months visa and you are allowed to work part time. Many factories and farms are desperate for workers. Japanese refuse to work there.

About racism issues, there is plenty in Japan as well. Expect to be stopped frequently by the police. Failure to present an alien card will automatically result in paying 200,000 yen fine, about $1800.

pls do u know of cheap japanese language schools in japan i cant afford the 700000 yen most school are demanding.

their population doubles that of men more if them are dancing.



let talk about other areas that they thrive:

90% of witches/wizards are female.

70% of people with affliction carried by women, the 30% that are the men have their affliction caused by women.

90% hater, backbiting, jealousy and all negative emotional trait...women. while the negative emotion men have such as sense of failure and ineptitude is caused by thier insatiable women.


what me i sha know is that women are only important because of sex and children. if a man is impotent or infertile he will still see a spouse (iv seen women that prefare pre-intimacy to sex). if a woman is puzzyless or infertile nothing for her

for anybody feeling they are tired of waiting, iv been waiting since Dec last year(i guess im the oldest visa waiter on nairaland). so dont be discouraged, they will answer us before december.





my sponsor has not yet been contacted by the bank.




yes. i have mailed them.

BlindAngel:



And u really thinks am happy with this ruining my life for the past 5 years since i started visiting prostitutes and masturbating like everyday or probably almost everyday?? Do u have any idea how hard nd how long i have been fighting this?? Do u have any idea things i have done and chooses not to do just to fight this huge am battling? I bet u don't

i tot u were enjoying and glorifying the lifestyle. no vex.

mhd5757:
Hey nairalanders, what do you think? Is this normal? Marriage doesn't appeal to me at all same as having kids, I prefer having dogs even now i have 2 of them and as soon as I get a job and make enough money I plan on getting 3 more making them 5 in number. I know most people, the first thing they want to do as soon as they get a job is to get married and have kids but not me, I'm also not interested in having a girlfriend, though I used to have one back then when I was in the university but we were forced to leave each other being that she had to go back to her country and I had to come back to Nigeria.
After that I got another girl here in Nigeria, but I had to leave her because she was too expensive and she was draining me financially. After that, I just lost interest in relationships and I decided to be single, I decided that even if I feel the need to lay with a woman I can just go to an ashawo hotel or get a steady woman who I can be calling any time I need company. I think this is the lifestyle that suits me especially in this harsh economy, its easier for me. If I get married and have kids imagine all the money I'm going to have to be spending, excess groceries, all kinds of bills, school fees and the list goes on.
At least having a steady woman to call like maybe once a week can't be as expensive as getting married and supporting a wife.
Also having dogs can't be as expensive as raising kids, with dogs all I need to do is to buy their feed, their grooming products and pay for their medical bills and probably training fees too but with kids and a wife imagine all the bills, the lists keep compiling and they never end.
What is your take on this? What do you think?

In the land of the hunch back. The straight back peson is the monster.


So therefore its a banger sorry i mean, majority determines normal, its a game of numbers

BlindAngel:
I still remember my last hiv test which was about 4 months ago, after checking my dairy and confirming i have slept with more than 400+ prostitutes, received mouth actions just twice from prostitutes and kissed only two prostitutes, all the 400+ prostitutes i have slept with condom has busted only 7times only one of them that i didn't realized earlier and i kept fucking, the rest i realized within seconds and pulled off... I really can't explain the panicking then when i went for hiv test months later when they were doing free text in a learning center i was attending then , it came back negative though, fast forward to today "i just checked my dairy now" the three different prostitute i slept with yesterday made the total number of prostitutes i have slept with 507...

Note: i have never and ever had skin to skin sex with any woman or prostitutes "also i have never slept with a normal girl before, all the sex i have had are with prostitutes , except rarely when condom got busted and it has happened on seven different occasions only, in which two was from same prostitute... Which i counted as one



Am still thanking God for life that i have never had any std before, the last time i went for test they said they found only very small amount of staphylococcus, which the guy wrote alot of drugs... But i nor buy them or drank the drugs sha... I just forget am because i nor dey feel any symptoms

Hope u still av spare cash to navigate your destiny .

me i sha remember kaita that dashed nigerias hope when he displayed his kung fu black belt skills against a greek player, earning him a red card very early in the first half.


national disgrace

Throwback:
The way everyone is smiling in the pictures, one would think all was well in Nigeria.

How do they go about selecting these youths?

If I was there, I wouldn't have been able to put up with this charade. I would have walked up to the president and asked him serious questions about his fight against corruption. About corrupt members of his presidency who are seated at the table with him.

I would have asked him about the continued lack of discipline in the police force. I would have asked him about the imaginary powers of the military to exert any authority outside of their barracks over Nigerians and institutions of a civil and democratic state that has not declared emergency martial laws.

I would have asked him why his fight against corruption has not evolved an education policy that attacks this menace right from the primary school. And why the ministers and director generals in ministries and government agencies have refused to cascade this anti corruption policy to their staff and their operations. Apart from political corruption, we still see corruption everywhere in the civil service.

I would have asked him if he has never received reports of how the Nigerian embassies around the world are the reason why the corruption index of those respective countries is higher than what is observable in their sane society.

I would have asked him about the Fulani herdsmen sacred cows from Libya, and what value does the government place on the life of a Nigerian as compared to the life of supposed Libyans. How many deaths will it take to flush out this Libyans with no known residential address out of the Nigerian space.

I would have asked him how long and how much will it take to repair national refineries that seem never to be working.

I would also have asked him why Jonathan and his civil servant billionaire wife are not yet languishing in jail.


I would have asked him how long it would take for a Nigerian democratic leader to actually champion the requirements for true democratic tenets within the political system, starting with the political parties themselves, such that every primary election at the local or state or federal level, would involve every single registered members of that party within that locality. That we are yet to practice inclusive and total democracy within the political parties, is the reason why godfatherism and political violence and factions continue to beguile our political system.


I would have asked so many questions that project the reality that incorruptible Nigerians are not smiling, and if they are, it is because they finally got that foreign visa.

That why they wont invite u

MartinCorridon:


So who developed Germany and Japan ? Nigerians?

Just say you don't have the requisite intelligence to understand the post.

Find someone to interpret for you if thinking is so hard.

But then again, your moniker is "clitlicker" so I am not particularly surprised

my point is migration and brain drain is natural. even european in countries like romania and Belarus are migrating to germany for greener pasteurs.



if u think orgasm inducing clitlicking does not require intelligence u have a lot to learn.

grandstar:


Many Japanese and Germans left.

One of the best known is Arnold Schwarzenegger, who emigrated from Austria , an ally of Germany during the 2ns World War.

dont mind him. a lot of top scientist left for america strengthening their technology sector. the main guys in nasa that sent the rocket to space we germans. the best brains will always leave when they lack opportunities in their home country.

president saraki












if u know u know

when did beverly pankere wo gown turn to sexy mulato?




continue, angel bringing your blessing might just miss u for sombody else

im through with my mba, i need information on courses that can be done to give me an edge not only in the nigerian labour market but also abroad. im more particular about jobs abroad, anything but acca and ican- i dont want any course that will take more the 2 years to acquire its certificate.

hommie. u dont need skill to do brick laying job. plenty companies need labour and they will never advertise. walk around and ask.

im through with my mba, i need information on courses that can be done to give me an edge not only in the nigerian labour market but also abroad. im more particular about jobs abroad, anything but acca and ican- i dont want any course that will take more the 2 years to acquire its certificate.