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PoliticsRe: Supporting Jonathan In 2011 Was A Blunder – Northern Elders by ClitorialDept: 7:35am On May 15, 2013
Vote Buhari at your on risk
PoliticsRe: Suspected Thisday Bomber Cried For Surviving Blast, Missing Heaven — Witness by ClitorialDept: 7:32am On May 15, 2013
Islam is at the root of all this rubbish. Rule 17 my ass!
PoliticsRe: The Full Meaning Of State Of Emergency. by ClitorialDept: 10:26pm On May 14, 2013
Marshal law is instituted, constitutional laws and authority are suspended with the president as sole and direct authority via a specially appointed security administration. The state executive maintains only day to day administrative responsibility and is informed on security issues on a need to know basis. All security apparatus will be coordinated by a specially appointed committee or task force by the president. Constitutional privileges may be suspended and movement restricted. Legal rights wrt detention can be revoked.
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Has Started Kidnapping Women And Children by ClitorialDept: 10:42am On May 14, 2013
Insulting islam without any reasonhuh

These brain dead muslims never cease to disapoint me
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Has Started Kidnapping Women And Children by ClitorialDept: 10:40am On May 14, 2013
BlueMurder: [b]What's with all these disparaging remarks against Islam and its adherents? I have noticed an upswing in the bashings since that contentious Rule 17 was removed. Mr. Seun or whatever you call yourself, you should realize that there are lots of law-abiding Muslims here on NL whose sensibilities are being assaulted by these evil posts. Please do not take our patience, discretion or silence for granted. Since you allowed yourself to be blackmailed into removing Rule 17 instead of modifying it to suit everyone, what are you doing to curb these imbecilic posts?

If you must generate traffic for your site, must it be at the expense of Islam? If you must accommodate the views of those who can't sleep without insulting us for whatever reason, why not create a sub-forum for them and hide it, far removed from decent minds? We Muslims love and respect our faith as we respect other faiths. If non-Muslims do not regard their faiths highly enough to frown against insults directed against symbols of their religions, that is their business. Ours is not a religion to be ridiculed. Kindly put a stop to this insanity now. Thank you.[/b]
Are u proposing a fatwa? U shuld understand what the internet and forums like this are. Its a matrix of different thought processes connected via cyber space.

U can't ban my thoughts or views about ur violent intolerant belief system.

Idiot biggot
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Has Started Kidnapping Women And Children by ClitorialDept: 7:08am On May 14, 2013
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PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Has Started Kidnapping Women And Children by ClitorialDept: 7:02am On May 14, 2013
POLICE CAP: [color=#red][size=28pt] ISLAM IS BAD [/size][/color]
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PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Has Started Kidnapping Women And Children by ClitorialDept: 6:34am On May 14, 2013
alnaijiri: The Prophet pbuh is not just an ordinary Muslim. Who are we to comprehend God's plan?
Your prophet (piss-be-unto-him) and your allah are from shaitan.
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Has Started Kidnapping Women And Children by ClitorialDept: 6:27am On May 14, 2013
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Has Started Kidnapping Women And Children by ClitorialDept: 6:22am On May 14, 2013
Islam is evil
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Has Started Kidnapping Women And Children by ClitorialDept: 3:38am On May 14, 2013
No am not silly. The Islamic Terror Manual Koran allows for such side amusements during Jihad.
PoliticsRe: We Are Not Useless In The North By Amshi by ClitorialDept: 3:36am On May 14, 2013
Most of the food we eat comes from the middle-belt and not the core north.

These guys will not only become destitute but will starve if they are removed from Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Why Did Ngozi Iweala temporary Relocate To South Africa by ClitorialDept: 3:34am On May 14, 2013
musiwa26: is not that i want to expose anybody. but they have refuse to leave their phone number and contact for people to tell them the truth. the only option. people have is the internet.


If it save you people alot of ahead. If not I will continue to post.. And i know some people dont like it..
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PoliticsRe: Why Did Ngozi Iweala temporary Relocate To South Africa by ClitorialDept: 2:57am On May 14, 2013
musiwa26: Why did Ngozi iweala relocated to south africa d

RomanceRe: I Cheated On My Boyfriend With A Married Man - Please Advise by ClitorialDept: 1:28am On May 14, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f2a7LGVKaI

for all those who believe cheating is ok.
RomanceRe: I Cheated On My Boyfriend With A Married Man - Please Advise by ClitorialDept: 12:38am On May 14, 2013
byvan: You can only attract what you are, most men have came across some good women at some point in there lives but let them go while they were busy chasing tails, the search for a saintly wife has just begun!
Women are like mangoes on a tree. The unripe ones hanging low can be reached by anybody. It takes that brave boy to climb to the very top to get that ripe juicy one.

Women set their standards. OP has decided her calling.
RomanceRe: I Cheated On My Boyfriend With A Married Man - Please Advise by ClitorialDept: 12:07am On May 14, 2013
byvan: You are blabbing,save your self some bodily fluid. Don't see what these spurts have got to do with my post.
go figure
RomanceRe: I Cheated On My Boyfriend With A Married Man - Please Advise by ClitorialDept: 11:41pm On May 13, 2013
byvan: Your wife only admitted the reality that most women won't admit Why? Because she trusted you enough to let you into her fantasy world and hoped you won't use it against her.issues like this is why I laugh when I read some people yarning gibberish about how monogamous the female is by nature's inclination.Male and female are really not very different in terms of their level of animalistic tendencies . The ability to curb these tendencies is what makes us human, the quest for variety is inherent in us, it's not gender selective.

Monogamy is a choice, cheating is a choice,nothing like it's a mistake. Just don't think that her being female rids her of the kind of sinful thoughts you are also guilty of. There is no correlation between cheating and admitting one's fantasy to a trusted partner.
A master key is a key that opens virtually all locks.

A shitty lock is one which all keys open.

Go figure.

In this age of gender equality and feminism sluts are a growing menace.

My solution: Get back to the kitchen!
PoliticsRe: Murtala Muhammed - Things You Never Knew by ClitorialDept: 11:12pm On May 13, 2013
ecosanders: u r a liar o, c as u paint Igbo as saints as if d 1966 coupist r nt Ibo, if u dnt kw, ur forefadas Ifeajuna, Nzogwu etc startd it, n who told u Hausas were nt killd by BH? N wat abt al dose ur kinsmen caught trying 2 detonate bombs? Pls Tell us if Biafran soldiers didnt massacre Nigerians.
tribalistic goat. so the sins of a few men must be paid by a whole nation.

don't worry nemesis is coming for you.
It has started in the north and the middle belt.

Traitors
RomanceRe: I Cheated On My Boyfriend With A Married Man - Please Advise by ClitorialDept: 11:05pm On May 13, 2013
poison ivy19: @cli wtv,I tink ur comment z quite disrespectful.do u knw dat ur mum z a woman,ur sis z a woman?y mke such comments of disrespect cos u blive u r annonymous or faceless on nairaland?I hope u knw its nt compulsory to comment,u can just go tru d thread,nd learn a tin or two nd log out.cos left to me dis particular comment z nt necessary at all.
Pleazzzzzze. I am trying desperately to be NEW HERE!
Don't get me started.

PoliticsRe: Murtala Muhammed - Things You Never Knew by ClitorialDept: 11:00pm On May 13, 2013
omokayode9258: who is dis ignorant babyosis or what, dnt u knw what military is al about, he was to folo d order in whch he did, is it hs fault, as a militay man, u ar to follow order even if its against ur wil nd wish. D bst president nigeria eva recorded is this great man, no presdnt eva record half of hs record . nd u ar dr busy writn rubish on a mentor xpectd of al youths to imitate. Abeg reasn o
In every profession there exist ethics. The Military and especially the officer cadre are not exempted and the phrase officer and gentleman is used commonly to describe the few chosen men who are expected to lead men into battle. The UN had also a unifying resolution of how war fare is expected to be carried out; clearly designating combatants from civilians and protecting most especially the most vulnerable - women and children.

From the history of the Nigerian Civil war it is in no doubt that innocent civilians, women and defenseless children were treated as active combatants by the Nigerian Army under the orders of field and rear commanding officers.
The R.O.E. adopted by the Nigerian army in that unfortunate chapter of our history is being perpetuated till this day in the Islamic Jihadist's enclave of NE Nigeria. This is the legacy of the civil war, a Nation with a military that is more adept at killing civilians they are paid to protect.

In my book the likes of Murtala and the rest left a legacy that is unbecoming of any officer in any regular Army.
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Has Started Kidnapping Women And Children by ClitorialDept: 10:44pm On May 13, 2013
alluson: If not for one thing, i would have ask thunder to fire you but i wunt say it because before the end of today, you will recieve it in abundance from people that aint scared of ban
Nigerians are pure unadulterated Philistines
RomanceRe: I Cheated On My Boyfriend With A Married Man - Please Advise by ClitorialDept: 10:04pm On May 13, 2013
byvan: Now I know why I can walk over a cheat's corpse and feel nothing .You tripped and fell on his Dickson,that can happen to anybody can't it OP?What you did is a physical manifestation of your subconscious cravings, admit it and face your demons.
marry me and I will make you very happy.
PoliticsRe: Murtala Muhammed - Things You Never Knew by ClitorialDept: 10:00pm On May 13, 2013
Intrepid!:
What an unapologetic dunce. If you took your English lessons seriously, and then after that your history lesson, your low IQ might have allowed you comprehend the fact that Ojukwu led the Igbos away from a Nigeria that could not guarantee their safety. Shebi it is your dear Nigeria that is in turmoil now? Enjoy!
stop replying him. I just medicated him on Murtala's behalf.
RomanceRe: I Cheated On My Boyfriend With A Married Man - Please Advise by ClitorialDept: 9:59pm On May 13, 2013
Toks2008: I'm so sorry to say this but it will take the grace of GOD for me to have high regards for ladies.

99.999% are either sluts or sluts in the making.And for the men, just be yourself. Don't strain trying to please any lady. Most of them are not worth it because if you like cur your heart in two and give them one,they are almost likely to still mess up.

The gene of eve still runs in them,canny,manipulative and rebellious to the man that truly loves them just to be used and dumped by the man they claim they have feelings for.

They are bunch of headaches and epitome of confusion.GOD help us.
best thing to do is just use and dump the sluts.

any romance I have left is getting a pack of condom, picking the bills at the bar and heading to a motel.

that's it.

I will call you, don't bother calling me treatment

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