Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by clive2u(m): 3:04pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
deepthougths: So after my final exams in the uni, I was yet to be shortlisted for nysc. I got a connect to teach in a private sec sch that had population. The principal was a nice man, and the school was my Alma when they only had primary section. I went to the interview with nothing as I was yet to get my statement of result from the University. The principal along with one of his vice principal took me to ss2 for test running. I was told to teach geography spot on. Well, I did. I just collected one of the students her note and naturally read everything out . 10minutes into teaching test, I was stopped by the principal and we headed back to his office which was quite fancy. He told me I was employed and that I'll be teaching jss1 to 3, Social studies and home economics. Ss1 to 3 geography and physics. He handed me 12 80leaved note books, 1 for each subject and class and told me to start writing my notes of lesson. He said I'd have to be writing those notes weekly and submit it for marking. I told him I studied engineering and I've not the smallest idea on how to write a note of lesson. He said it's a digital world I should visit the net. Funny man. All the while the principal's voice was so loud, but when it got to negotiating salary, it turned into a whisper. He said the sch is ready to take a chance with me, so they'll pay me 10k. Wait? 10k each day? No 10k per month Am I to come only when I have periods and leave thereafter? No, you come every day. 7am and leave after sch dismisses, 2:30pm. I shook his hand firmly, told him thank you. Grabbed the 12 notebooks and left. I gifted the books to my cousin who was in jss3 as at that time in a public sch. I'm sure the 'God bless you' the little boy repeatedly told me has also been a push for me. I'm almost rounding up my nysc, I'm serving in a private firm in delta. wise man U took the note book for him wasting ur time |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by clive2u(m): 12:47pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
unikprince: Got a job as a Stockkeeper in a newly built open bar in Delta state in 2013 immediately after my NYSC, salary was 15k. I became an errand boy to the manager, I was even assisting to sell beer whenever customers are much, it wasn't an experience to remember as I used to work from 6am -1am, no time to rest/sleep since I live and sleeps at the manager's office then.  I cried from Enugu down to Sapele after I was rejected by a UBA interviewer because I was 1yr older than the required age they wanted. Fast forward to 3yrs later when the Bar was almost crumbling due to mismanagement, I took the risk of taking it on lease from the owner, I became the MD, advised the owner to convert the VIP section to rooms and boom, it was like a windfall. Made my first million by December 2016, bought my first 2 plots of land, started training my younger brother in the university, started paying fees for some fatherless children, made sure I assist in my little way in helping those in need, tried to relocate to Canada in 2017 but was duped by the agent, bought another land worth millions last, my younger bro is graduating this year (I single handedly saw him thru school), made my parents smile and proud. . Now I want to try my luck of relocating again. Of a truth it pays to be patient atimes, I have not gotten to my destination, but I'm not where I used to be, God took me from d slums blessed me even when I don't deserve it. Glory to God forever. bless you bro, you shall get there this time |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by clive2u(m): 12:43pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
dannybrasky: Back then in Bariga after secondary school,did waec and was waiting for result . As a born hustler,I would do any legit job to make sure I have my own little cash at hand. Name it, any hard job,omo boy was always ready lol.
I tried hard but couldn't get something to do until a friend of mine asked if I would work as a sand lifter with basket from the lagoon at bariga. Mehn I was do danm happy like yaay I have finally gotten myself a gig lol,but guys I was wrong as what I saw wasn't what I expected 
Got to the lagoon down down after king sunny Ade's house,can't remember the name of the street. From the lagoon you can clearly see third mainland bridge.
Oh b4 I forget,being overwhelmed with happiness I didn't bother asking what the pay was like. Fast forward got to the lagoon,saw some giant well chiseled bros them, going into the lagoon with basket to park sand and then bring it to the shores of the lagoon. As a strong omo boy I was still like no shaking I go chop this job for breakfast easy pizzy lol.
Then came the shocker, there was this bros that was suppose to direct me on how to go about it,his name is Egbon Mufu. I asked some of the guys at the shore pls I'm asking for egbon Mufu,and then one pointed me at a direction and said there he is. Egbon Mufu was just coming out of the water with heavy basket of sand looking huge and well chiseled like a Greek god. I watched the way he struggled a bit to find his way to shore in order for him to dump the sand he got from the lagoon.
He dumped the sand, stood there and was breathing heavily. And then one of the guys called him to inform him I was looking for him. NOTE, egbon Mufu was backing us when he was called upon,reacting to the call egbon couldn't turn his neck he had to turn his whole body cos his neck has already gotten stiff due to the pressure from the heavy basket of sand he carried couple with latic acid burning. In my mind I was like wtf,na so I won take die? Na so my neck go come break We concluded on how I would go about the job,he told me to pull of my clothes as I have to work with boxers alone lol. Me wey be say as soon as I saw the neck issue I already made up my mind to salo lol. Na so I tell am say I no wear pant say make I go buy boxers to wear He then replied saying eat b4 u come back o,I say no wahala egbon. If I'm to ever see egbon Mufu again that would be today I jejely went back home to hug my bed Too young to die  in a meeting while reading this, couldn't hold back laughter, thank God it didn't burst out loud |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by clive2u(m): 12:35pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
Bankalert: Let me kuku drop my own here.... At one time after secondary school, while I was looking for a job and admission to uni, I got this cleaner job, the pay was 5k in 2009. When I started the first day, it seemed okay... I even ran errands for her after cleaning and got to keep one small change...and was feeling happy... Lol
The second day was something else... I resumed very early and was cleaning when the owner of the school came from nowhere and said while cleaning the class, I should be scrubbing the dirty wall(painted wall) of the class rooms... She even demonstrated it for me... In my mind, I was like on top how much nah... Just because I was desperate for a job?... My previous job paid even twice more... Na so I tell am say I don hear... But nah tomorrow things I go implement am. After close of work at noon, that was the last she heard of me. I am sure she was still waiting for me to come and be scrubbing the walls for her... Smh i wish you had just walked out of her at this instant, this employers needs to be shown we ain't desperate. My friend is suffering with delayed/half salary every month here and e dey vex me. One time I worked for a lawyer (small 10k) but he go still owe but I liked how I was there cos I go just strike when it's 2 days into a new month without pay. I go to work late till him pay me. I think if we don't act desperate they won't take advantage of us but wetin man go do |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Seyi Banned From Participating In Future VETO Power Task by clive2u(m): 8:30am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Cioccolata: It's not about being considerate. This action proves he's a spineless coward.
Nigerians youth will save him. Simply because he reflects deeply with their cowardice. bitter truth
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Family › Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by clive2u(m): 8:28am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Just listen to ur mom and don't sit on ur dads laps again, she has her reasons |
Celebrities › Re: Best Man Makes Grand Entry By Carrying Chief Bridesmaid On His Shoulder by clive2u(m): 8:17am On Jul 16, 2019 |
That's when there's no fat girl among |
Romance › Re: I Cheated But He Still Want Me Back by clive2u(m): 11:33pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
He's a hornny psychopath! Run away sister . This why I said I don't wanna marry a virgin, she'll want to taste another one |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by clive2u(m): 5:51pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
Some one told me to come work for him at his computer store, me expecting to sit behind the system doing stuff but my job description was to waka dey drag student looking for online stuff and photocopy to him like bus conductor. I run without asking how much the pay was |
Romance › Re: What Big Aunties Did To Us!! by clive2u(m): 8:19am On Jul 15, 2019 |
Instead of her to add one naija guy for social media and pay for him to come over to Yankee and fvck the pedo out of her for as long as she wants |
Sports › Re: Is The Super Eagles Dark Green Jersey A Curse? by clive2u(m): 8:19am On Jul 15, 2019 |
We all believe it is and it's turning to one. |
Sports › Re: Use A Meme To Describe Your Feelings After Nigeria's Lose by clive2u(op): 11:23pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
shikshark: im actually not crying.....its mesuya's onion that is entring my eyes lmao Take heart Take heart |
Sports › Use A Meme To Describe Your Feelings After Nigeria's Lose by clive2u(op): 10:14pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
Nigerians looking at Akpenyi like.. .
Let's have some fun please
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Crime › Re: Once Your Generator Got Switched Off At Night, Don't Go Out To Check It - Victor by clive2u(m): 11:55am On Jul 14, 2019 |
I don't understand how gen relate with the junior brother in this story |
Christianity Etc › Re: Can Bleaching Of The Skin Take Someone To Hell Fire? by clive2u(m): 11:52am On Jul 14, 2019 |
If angel at the gate can't differentiate ur carry come self from the bleached one then yes you're going to hell. Imo |
Crime › Re: Should Nigerians Carry Guns? by clive2u(m): 8:23am On Jul 14, 2019 |
People for die plenty esp girls killing themselves |
Sports › Re: We’re Confident To Go Far And Make Nigerians Proud – Iwobi by clive2u(m): 7:10am On Jul 14, 2019 |
Don't you think we'll be more proud if you use all these money you're receiving to buy recharge cards and do fastest finger on nairaland? |
Celebrities › Re: Uriel Oputa Meets Anthony Joshua, Her Crush (Photos) by clive2u(m): 7:07am On Jul 14, 2019 |
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Romance › Re: . by clive2u(m): 6:19am On Jul 14, 2019 |
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Celebrities › Re: The Moment Little Kid Ask Anthony Joshua A Very Smart Question(video) by clive2u(m): 12:01am On Jul 14, 2019 |
Samuel Peter that boxed for naija no be so family people do make them punch him brain comot. AJ should just do an go before FPs touch am. The one wey Ruiz give am go be warm up |
Celebrities › Re: #BBNAIJA: Tuoyo Bang Mercy Seriously, Hijack Her From Ike While Dancing. Video by clive2u(m): 11:57pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
I expect porn after the party Fake nyash |
Romance › Re: . by clive2u(m): 11:53pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Propose to her with a ring Girls love rings |
Autos › Re: Meet The Real Slay Queen Mechanic (photos) by clive2u(m): 11:52pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Hope the cars no go get erection ? Good job girl |
Celebrities › Re: Alex Unusual Robbed, Valuables Taken (Photo) by clive2u(m): 11:50pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
She's looking for one mumu guy to fall for that and they will |
Romance › Re: First Porn University To Be Opened In Columbia by clive2u(m): 11:40pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
UNICAF scholarship loading |
TV/Movies › Re: Which Is The Best Movie You've Watched Recently? by clive2u(op): 8:06pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
jubrilcastle: Midnight sun. I bet you. You will cry I barely cry but I tear when I watch sad movies. Hope it's not Nigerian |
Sports › Re: Breaking: Real Madrid Announce Passing Away Of Zidane by clive2u(m): 8:03pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Mumu stupid caption |
Romance › Re: Is She A Witch? by clive2u(m): 8:01pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
One lied to me that she ain't on period and I should go raw, thank God I no dey go raw o. I bet that day |
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Gifts Anthony Joshua A Cake, Organizes A Welcome Home Party For Him by clive2u(m): 7:58pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Obviously they dude will fvck her. |
Romance › Re: My Worst Experience Ever by clive2u(m): 7:57pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
You forgot to use ur male account to post this |
Romance › Re: I Have Trust Issues, Depressed Heart by clive2u(m): 7:47pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
From now on when u help people just see them as ungrateful people even if they ain't. That way it'll hurt less when they leave. I've been dissapointed in life countless times but I see those dissapointments as normal life setting me up for something great and move on.
Most of them come back I still help then and they japa again but e no mean. |
Romance › Re: So I Have Started Cheating On Bae by clive2u(m): 12:12am On Jul 13, 2019 |
Sometimes when something bothers you you say it out for others to here and you feel better . U did the right thing sharing bro Do Wat makes you happy |