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PropertiesRe: A Female Roomate Needed by clive2u(m): 7:06pm On Jul 18, 2019
Can I guy apply?
CelebritiesRe: "Small Girl Big God": Funny Toheeb Slays In New Photo As He Dressed Up As A Lady by clive2u(m): 7:04pm On Jul 18, 2019
Bobrisky spirit is recruiting
BusinessRe: Bill Gates Loses His Spot As World’s Second-richest Man by clive2u(m): 9:43am On Jul 18, 2019
Donexy16:
Number 500 sef is more than ok for me
We will get there
RomanceRe: THE FIRST Thing You Should Buy That Will Change Your Life Financially [Picture] by clive2u(m): 8:30am On Jul 18, 2019
iLegendd:
I'm assuming the person already has a laptop. Any Nigerian with an 80k+ phone but no laptop na fûckup somebody.

Currently, I'm using a cheap 30k phone which I bought a month or two ago. This phone has already made me at least 500k. Though, I know it's more, but I don't want to mention the exact figure.

You see, knowing what to do is better than doing what is trending. This cheap phone has fetched money that can buy an iPhone.

I use it to write books. I use it to purchase goods from China and chat with my Chinese suppliers. I use it to upload books. I have used it to create a YouTube video. I have used it to do so many things.

Oh! The battery lasts 3x longer than iPhone. So, it's assumed every wise man/woman already has a laptop or has budgeted for it and not spending money on expensive phones. A phone with a good speed is enough.

Since internet fraud is prevalent in this part of the world, it's understandable to see lots of youths, especially women, run away from buying a laptop but prefer expensive phones because they don't want to be seen as fraudsters.
Can you help us out with tips? We'll be glad
SportsRe: Mesut Ozil Dyed Hair After Losing Bet To Lacazette by clive2u(m): 8:26am On Jul 18, 2019
Took his old age challenge to another level, I hope he dye his ability on the pitch too
RomanceRe: My Heartbreak Experience. Feel Free To Share Yours Too. by clive2u(m): 8:22am On Jul 18, 2019
donaldking10:
I was so madly in love with her, and for two years she lied to me that she was a virgin, and i foolishly believed her. Each time i tried to go down there, she would scream and tell me she's saving it till we get married.
So, one fateful day i went hanging'out with my friends, we started talking about our girlfriends, and i mentioned her name. One of the guys there described her to me, told me she used'to be his girlfriend, and that he had fvcked her in the past.
I was so shocked and dumbfounded, i even found it hard believing. I was even arguing with the guy that it was a lie, that my girlfriend was a virgin, and he just calmly told me that if i doubt him, that i should go ask her myself.
So, that weekend i invited her over to my lodge and decided not to ask her first, but play along as usual.
As i tried to go down there like before, she still gave me the same stupid excuse. That was when i decided to ask her.
Immediately i asked her, she started crying. I was so angry i didn't even send her tears, I just put'on my condom and fvcked the hell out of her.
My original plan was to break'up with her immediately after fvcking her, but she cried and begged'me, plus the pvssy was so sweet i couldn't.
We eventually fell back in love again, but That was the biggest mistake i made. because few months later, she started acting'up, demanding for money a lot, and she started cheating on me with another guy, and finally broke'up with me without giving me any reasonable reason.
Though i later found out it was due to one Yahoo boy called George.
I cried for weeks when it happened.
It was so painful, heart'breaking and annoying, that a girl i forgave due to the fact i loved her, and did a lot of things for would do such a thing to me. I regretted not breaking'up with her when i first had the chance.
Blessing Nkeiruka Nwamgbe God will punish you wherever you are.
Though i've finally moved'on, and currently have a wonderful, lovely, beautiful and loving real virgin in my life, whom i dis-virgined not long ago because i no longer take chances
lol, my wise friends says if she is a virgin she should let them do it and see if not devil punish her with her lies.
Wise set of people
CelebritiesRe: See What Funke Akindele Will Look Like When She Is Old by clive2u(m): 8:05am On Jul 18, 2019
Kingluqman:
They are still beautiful together
I hope u know that's not what they'll look like?
RomanceRe: Slept With A Lady With No Vagina(pus*y) by clive2u(m): 8:00am On Jul 18, 2019
ebuka10box:
2bedroom flat for rent @port harcourt , Ada George axis for 350k, 400k, 450,500 . Hit me up if you are interested 07066196319
do you have 2gig size brain for op?
RomanceRe: . by clive2u(m): 11:03pm On Jul 17, 2019
Stargurl20:
it not a poem. It what actually happened to me
And instead of just laying it out u decided to make it look like a poem?

What do u want us to do for you?
Beat the idiot ?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Jackie Wins N1.5 Million "Pepsi Lyrics Challenge" by clive2u(m): 11:00pm On Jul 17, 2019
Fine girl
RomanceRe: U.S Based Nigerian Lady Wants A Man For Love (pictures) by clive2u(m): 10:59pm On Jul 17, 2019
I for apply but I ain't attracted to older women
SportsRe: AFCON 2019: Nigeria Gets Medals, Fans Celebrate 3rd Place (Photos) by clive2u(m): 10:56pm On Jul 17, 2019
It's only in football that second cries more than third
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities Begin ‘old Age Challenge’ Trend, Those Of Wizkid, Regina Daniels &. by clive2u(m): 10:54pm On Jul 17, 2019
Pledge to naija

PhonesRe: Xiaomi Note 7 Terrible Experience Observed by clive2u(m): 10:51pm On Jul 17, 2019
Brooke60:
Let me help you to use it for some weeks. I will get back to you. I am a Xiaomi addict cheesy
no you're broke
RomanceRe: . by clive2u(m): 10:47pm On Jul 17, 2019
Stargurl20:
rusty as in?
It's kinda dry, ur poem I mean
HealthRe: Pls Help My Mom � by clive2u(m): 10:46pm On Jul 17, 2019
Vick1994:
I have never seen that type of skin infection before, and it happened right on her neck...
And she's diabetic too
eyah
I pray she recovers soon
BusinessRe: Bill Gates Loses His Spot As World’s Second-richest Man by clive2u(m): 10:41pm On Jul 17, 2019
ThothHermes:
Stop wishing. Start doing.

Let me console you, research has shown that above 75,000 dollars a year, more money does not make you happier grin grin grin
let me have the money first
HealthRe: Pls Help My Mom � by clive2u(m): 10:40pm On Jul 17, 2019
Vick1994:
Pls someone should help me out and educate me a little about this infection, I'm so so scared �
why are u scared ?
RomanceRe: . by clive2u(m): 10:39pm On Jul 17, 2019
Is this poetry?

It's rusty
FamilyRe: After 71 Years Of Marriage, This Couple Died On The Same Day by clive2u(m): 10:35pm On Jul 17, 2019
The notebook
BusinessRe: Bill Gates Loses His Spot As World’s Second-richest Man by clive2u(m): 10:31pm On Jul 17, 2019
I wish I could just be number 100 after him
SportsRe: Tunisia Vs Nigeria: AFCON Third Place (0 - 1) Full Time by clive2u(m): 8:42pm On Jul 17, 2019
If musa was a girl he'll be giving out sex for free. The bloke is annoyingly unselfish

Science/TechnologyRe: Wood Car Spotted In Ibadan. Photos by clive2u(m): 6:03pm On Jul 17, 2019
If it doesn't use wooden engine then this is nonsense and backwardness
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Isilomo Blasts Kim And Ella For Saying Tacha Has Body And Mouth Odour by clive2u(m): 5:50pm On Jul 17, 2019
sweetrace:
And so what if she does? There is an odor associated with stress, some with medical conditions. It does not mean she’s not clean.
do u have such odour too?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Isilomo Blasts Kim And Ella For Saying Tacha Has Body And Mouth Odour by clive2u(m): 5:48pm On Jul 17, 2019
citruslimited:
BBNija is the worst thing and most shameful thing that has happened to Nigeria's reality show

I prefer Gulder Ultimate Search
u go sponsor am?
SportsRe: Algerian Kids Mock Super Eagles, Recreate When Mahrez Played Free Kick(Photos) by clive2u(m): 5:34pm On Jul 17, 2019
Algerian ikorodu boys
CelebritiesRe: Slay Queen Begs Men For Food In Exchange For Sex by clive2u(m): 1:47pm On Jul 17, 2019
Beautiful girl
I get beans
CelebritiesRe: Damn! Bbnaija's Ceec Goes Pantless In New Sultry Photos by clive2u(m): 8:50am On Jul 17, 2019
I wonder how these celebrities will look like without good camera and photo editing
RomanceRe: Zookeeper Rape And Impregnate Female Orangutan(picture) by clive2u(m): 8:45am On Jul 17, 2019
They look alike sha
RomanceRe: ok by clive2u(m): 8:42am On Jul 17, 2019
Open is she the Nigerian version of cousin or the actual version of cousin?



You're an ode sha, at this Age a grown as dude don't know what gets a girl pregnant.

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