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AmConfused:
Lwkmd Eyaaa.. that kind thing. no wonder you sound perfectly fine.
sorry u hear, I hope you're okay.

strong as a bull

never thought of it bt she broke up with me anyway

ps: am an arsenal fan, we get patience and nothing hurts us so much again

never thought of it bt she broke up with me anyway

ps: am an arsenal fan, we get patience and nothing hurts us so much again

never thought of it bt she broke up with me anyway

ps: am an arsenal fan, we get patience and nothing hurts us so much again

cigaricon:
I will so slap this girl eh

on the butt?

fine portable brrezz

see fine pre wedding photo. if na edo people own na so dem go dey fly like jet li

try sucking that brezz and it goes straight into ur throat

henriettttta:
Well at least my knees are cuter than your face

yeah, thats if i looked like a zombie

henriettttta:
I just saw your picture on your profile
And there's nothing fine about it

I just saw urs and its just ur knee i saw

henriettttta:
Who told you you're fine?

my mum, my sisters, my prayer band gang, even my mind...
who told u i'm not fine?

we are used to "no good 100naira again" so u have to collect am anyhow.

has she cum yet or u still dey wet?

i'll vote buhari 2nd of march when he lands in duara and choose to run as a governor.

whoever studied house boy and cleaning studies go get the job sharp sharp

wow get type, is it the siren one?

bury her for naija and the nxt day boys don remov dey coffin go market for alaba.
150000rand for 4mil naira? can someone press ctrl Z and undo nigeria?

gatecrash123:
6. Crows


A crow's brain is about the size of a human
thumb, which is huge relative to its body size.
This puts their intelligence on a level with
primates, and gives them the ability to solve
complex problems.


Scientists have discovered that crows recognize
and remember individual human faces. Different
areas of a crow's brain light up when it sees a
person it perceives as friendly or threatening.
An 8-year-old girl in Seattle, Washington and her
mom feed crows that visit their backyard. In
return, the crows bring them gifts. The little girl
has a carefully catalogued collection of over 70
trinkets her crow friends have left for her on her
bird feeder, including earrings and a "best friend"
charm.

whereas some part in nigeria believe if you kill a crow you have to bury it properly like human, i dont knw why we get primitive mentality.

the crow sha dey look winchy eh
i still remember resident evil

i know some of you might be wondering why Chinese new year comes after our normal new year which come on the first day of the year, here is a brief info about the new year.

Chinese new year also called the Lunar new year is the Chinese new year celebration, the first day of the new year begins on the new moon that appears between 21st January and 20 February in the Chinese calendar which saw the new year coming about on the 5th February 2019 which is 'the year of the pig'

so all the way from Beijing China i wish you all a HAPPY NEW YEAR .

warlord24:
hmmh mine was in SS2, this girl I had a killer crush on her...

I was the goal keeper of the class and during inter house- we manage to reach semi final, but that match I did alot of Bleep ups- only for the other team winning us, I told class master "I no kep again" he said you must kep for the 3place match.

Guys, on that day- sarah my crush was brought, them give her seat with bottle of coke make she the watch me straight...

My brothers and sisters- I made sure even fly no pass that post that day... Ball wea i no sopose dive- I go dive...
My guys where laughing- they knew sarah presence was enough to make me become the best Keeper in the world that day.

that was 2008
till now i still the die for the girl, just that we are not in good times like b4.

guy you funny die. i laugh had for that fly part

Ritaifedi3:
when i don't love him i make him believe i love him with all my hrt. i can pretend for Africa.

probably he's there thinking he's deceiving you too. who fool na him lost

superjaks:
Mine was in secondary sch, SSS 1 precisely during the summer lessons, I had a bike popularly called rubber-rubber. On that fateful day, I was riding on d bike alone, there was an heavy downpour so at that time it was still drizzling....
On approaching my sch,low n behold I saw my crush amidst her friends somewhere outside the sch compound, foolish me on sighting her I just decided to fire d bike d more n naso I just match brakes (even d hand brake sef) ....d next tin na gbam gbam, I just found myself lying inside a pool of stagnant clay water (potor-potor)...to hard salt 2 injury,she n gangs just stand there laffing at me n some other students...I wish d water could b a flowing water n carry me away
I skip lesson 4a week....we later dated briefly but I don't think I av completed 4given her sha

LMAO
very funny
hope u done knack am during that brief time

WinningEleven:
I was a 10 year old boy trying to "toast" ( that's what we called it back then) a 15years old girl. That's was like 6 or 7 years ago. I didn't know how to go about it.
I went to school( I just entered JS1 then) and I asked my friends and they gave me some really, really stupid and silly advice. And believe me, I swallowed that advice hook, line and sinker.
One of the told me that, if I helped her do the house work, she will like me and become closer to me. And he said he had tried it on another girl of that same age and it worked. I was impressed.
My brothers and sisters, that's how I became this girls slave. Washing plates, fetching water and even helping her to cook( we were close neighbours).
I thought it would make her "like" me. At the end of the day, it didn't.
After slaving away for 5 months, I finally had the courage to approach her, with a love letter. I gave it to her and ran away.

Childish me timidly went back to her house two days later to get her reply. I was dressed in my "best" clothes.
The embarrassment I got from that experience prevented me from chasing girls during my first 4 years in secondary school. I was so heart broken.


But those are the kind of things you look back on and laugh at your self. She's 21 now and I'm 17. Anytime i see her, I remember the experience and I laugh.
My stupidity caused my downfall

so you are 16 and u are commenting in big peoples thread? at ur age i only toasted girls for my mind only and they still slapped me. for my own imagination

Daniel2802:
I swear, guilty as charged tho.

i no get data, i go subscribe tomoro and go there to preach for them

pls whats the handle of the owner of the thread gon gon lemme go and advice her

that guy that said beautiful but stupid na stupid guy, as she worwor reach? see leg like fried local chicken laps wey never done

nl boys running to twitter like

i see why papa iyabo dey call himself lion. lazy man

phyl123:
and I'm here thinking how did this interviewer get this job?

lol. how did buhari get his job?

where are you traveling to? hope u no dey leave nigeria