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LuciferPastor:
Seeing as Italy is a Christian nation, Salah will be handed match bans & severe fines should he attempt to perform his heathen head slamming goal celebration.


*spits

how much did he pay in roma?

i have not

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Yeah
True talk.
I serve my God in my own way and I have been receiving answers. I don't believe it's until I gather in a room filled with hypocrites that God will answer my prayer.

good man

not going to church is not an issue, not serving God is the issue. dont get it twisted

FortifiedCity:
Most people are training other people's kids not because their wife cheated but because their kid was stolen and swapped

before u knw it the husband will say the wife cheated, not knwing it was swapped

no place is safe again in this country. help us o God

italy is a highly religious country and still making it, i think its more about faith and work and not faith and faith.

i think there is a viable explanation for this cos if not we are all. sinners. we all put on the opposite sex stuffs one way or the other.

so u go dey watch girls contract shiit? ur cases are difference

scholes0:
Guyz.. The OP didn't ask you to hype your own 'tribes' na....

i forgot to add that clause. thanks mate

the girl made the best decision, u asked her to marry you on a day that like 12 side niggas dey wait to knack am?

stingy dude

bros pls how can i get to canada, that place u dey gon gon with 4k in my bank account?
i dont mind being called black or even night. i just wan arrive there

this naija sef.
poor we no dey top 10, rich we no dey top 10.
which one we come dey

stretch mark, krow krow, lakpa laakpa, forming dignity, if u wan to see u pay, etc

every girl has a sugar daddy, the bad ones are the ones being fvcked by d sugar daddy

assembled in africa u mean? cos even my 7year old son knows the parts aint manufactured in africa. and he is not even born yet

best news in a long a long time. i pray its true

i love the yoruba eh, i love their language and i want to learn. i love their people.
which do you love...


i am not asking for what you dislike o

freemanbubble:
Chelsea na just mumu
Them nor fit still help us win league

Nothing when person fit use Chelsea do for this life self

u fit drink and get high

just do wat d first person said. read and imagine it like movies, thats if u b movie person

teresafaith:
The foolish woman deserves more than the slap.

What even gave her the gut to slap the poor girl in the first place, I swear if I'm the girl I'll break her head and if her stupid son tries any rubbish, e go follow im mama chop.

Arrant nonsense

Mtcheewww!!

we knw say na dude or ugly girl u b so calm down make satan use u well

i am not married but i think ur mom took it a little over the hedge but ur wife is very wrong to slap an elderly talk more ur mom. if she is remorseful and begs ur mom for forgiveness just take her back for ur daughters sake bt if she is too proud to do so then she doesnt deserve to be ur wife

so ur vow to God. is to. stop wanking but continue ur hoelosho patriotism? that na vow to satan na

elvhinzey:
My Mum once said:
"Make sure the girl loves you more than you love her,with this; you'll be on the safer side."
Having inculcated such an advice-no worries.

ur mom is a super hero, i wanted to say bad ass sha

i had to check the moniker if its not me months ago.
bro she is enjoying the attention she is getting from that gentle man on the other side,
my humble advice is get ur heart ready to be broken cos its coming like an avalanche.
i could be wrong tho but i'm 70% sure she will leave u.
you will leave sha


ps: never let ur new girlfriend know you are scared of losing her, the farm tool will take advantage

celebgistz:
A Nigerian woman has shown that she’s a wife material after showing off the sweet rice and stew she made with N500.

‎Christopher LouisaMeldy Uchechi‎ took to Facebook to show off the food.

She wrote:

“I made a post in the morning, that asked “Girls what can #500 cook for us, majority said #indomie, some said it’s poverty sign, while some said bread and coke

#IGBOIST, here is my own #500 result

Rice 200, Ugu 100, Crayfish 50, fresh tomatoes 50 (We are in the season of tomato), Sachet Groundnut oil 50, Maggi 20, Onions 20 and pepper 10.”

Source: https://www.mtetimes.com/2019/general/woman-shows-off-rice-and-stew-she-made-with-just-n500-photo
cc lalasticlala
Mynd44
Dominique

if it cant feed 5000 people then u are a loser

CAPSLOCKED:
THERE'S NOTHING SARCASTIC OR SAVAGE THAT I SEE HERE.
EVEN WHEN THE NEWS IS ABOUT RAPE OR DEATH THE IDĮOTS OF THIS FORUM GATHER TOGETHER TO EMBARRASS OUR COUNTRY ON AN INTERNATIONAL SCALE WITH THEIR VILE SOUL DAMAGING COMMENTS, THAT USUALLY NEVER RELATES WITH THE MATTER DISCUSSED.

EVERY BODY WANTS TO CURSE, SOUND EXPENSIVE AND EXPERIENCED, BE TRIBALISTIC, RUDE, AND PURPOSELESS.
PEOPLE HERE DON'T LOVE ANYONE HERE. EVERY NEW POST IS GRACED BY SLANDER AND HATE-FILLED WORDS BEFORE, MAYBE TOWARDS THE END YOU COULD FIND ONE THING LESS MISERABLE.

WE PUSH PEOPLE TO THE POINT OF BREAKAGE IN THE NAME OF BEĮNG BADASS SHĮT TALKERS OR "BAD MOUTHERS" AND WE FEEL NO SHAME FOR THE WAYS WE TREAT OTHER PEOPLE, JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY US.
NOW SOMEONE IS PLANNING ON TELLING ME TO GO TO REDDIT AND SEE THAT WESTERNERS ARE WORSE, AS IF THERE'S ANYTHING WORSE THAN THE TORTURE OF BEING IN NIGERIA.

WHAT MOST PEOPLE CALL SARCASM OR SAVAGERY IS JUST IDĮOCY, INSPIRED BY HATRED, SADNESS, AND MISFORTUNES.
NOTHING LESS.

you are right but i mean the funny threads mostly abt them slay mamas and papas. and there are reasonable people with reasonable advise here too. dnt expect evrybody to be good

i love the sarcastic response of them bad mouths and the semi nyude pics in trending.

i Love NL

AmConfused:
sorry eh, don't worry. There are many fishes in a river

lol
am out of bait

AmConfused:
u sure say u been love her so.. no one who was been dumped by someone they actually love come out "strong as a bull"

u sure say u been love her so.. no one who was been dumped by someone they actually love come out "strong as a bull"

i did so much, i still do btt wetin man go do