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emmyid:
I need a job O. I'm based in Kano 2'1 Graduate of a Prestigious University.

there's no job for any prestigious university graduate in nigeria

AccessME:
Sergio Ramos is one of the most brutal defender and he mostly pre plan his tactics to bring a key player down in any crucial match and it saddens his plan usually works for him.

except on messi, no one should divert o

You were dating a he goat and i'd be tempted to call u a goat to dating a goat but lemme just mind my business and focus on how to cure this hunger disturbing me now

I wanted to say kill her, get a good lawyer and get a shorter sentence and thank me when you're out but when i saw the pic my advice is for you to just spend the 50years behind bars cos you wont last 5years if u marry her. Its safer in prison thats if whe wont kill u in ur dream

Bilabong:
God abeg when u bin dey share talent Where I bin go?
Ok I go to buy fufu...
God abeg were queue make I stand...

no be just you o

Easy one. Girls to double date doesn't meaning dating to guys at a time. Lemme save u the stress of going to the dictionary, it means going with your boyfriend on a date with another couple. Dont make that mistake again

Mirallas:
But you can't launch a rocket with a satellite into orbit without the knowledge of projectiles, which laid the foundation for surveillance.�

how can we use that on the football pitch?

Ronaldo and messi are better than them, all they did was bring formulas to help us fail physics. You think we would have failed if physics was just to kick and score? You cant even use projectiles on a field only on books, who doess that

The guy is as useles as 'ay' in okay and 'ueue' in queue

Its now we cut down our moringa trees u are coming.. No make me vex o

NwaAmaikpe:



Such a lacklustre career.
Imagine the years he put into football yet he never lifted a mere Champion's league cup.

I know the real reason he is retiring is because of how bad Cristiano Ronaldo humiliated him and the sad realization that CR7 will be lifting the Champions league cup again this year.
3 times in a row.

I'm happy for him sha,
He can go back to receiving BJs on yachts.

at least he's won the world cup

All this for garri that i'll shit out? I dnt need sexy garri, just gimme good soup pls


ps: so wen better hunger hold u u no go wait even 1second before turning ur garri

Daboomb:
very true!

they prolly drop the gun and runaway, once an armed robbery is ongoing.

Only "special squads" should carry guns and those should not having anything to do with day-2-day normal squabbles - Just armed squads to respond to armed conflicts like robberies.

i pray they see this

Get the guns from them and give them baton, thats what make them feel they're above the law. Afterall they dont use it on arm robbers but innocent civilians. Police especially those low ranked illiterate dont need guns

if the mumu sars catches her eh. #endsars pls buhari if it the last thing you'll do before going back to duara in 2019 pls just do it.

daewoorazer:
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What matters is you can reach her and she has replied you asking for 3months to search for a new apt which is totally legal

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whoever made that law was a tenant when he made it. its just cheating

daewoorazer:
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3 months is correct

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when she is nowhere to be found? note that she said she is packing

good morning everyone, please i need advice from everyone and the legal practitioners here on what to do.

my moms tenants rent has expired getting to two months now and the tenant left even before the rent expired and till now haven't returned and there is someone else waiting to pack in, before her rent expired she said she ain't living anymore that she'll pack out but she has gone AWOL since then and when we call her she says she's entitled to keep her things there for 3 months. please NL lawyers and everyone here what should my mom or i do in this situation cos she needs the money urgently(from the new tenant).

please treat as important

The dark person behind bambam

Dont get it twisted, in nigeria even ur female neighbour that is older than u is ur aunty. Maybe thats the case here

The two of them should just join hand abi dick and fvck the lady again till she gets pregnant again. Thats 2 babies to go around. Meh am toh wise

Happigirl12:
We have three major languages in Nigeria. If one is used I think the other two should be used too. They are also among the most spoken languages in Africa.

other tribes have more learned (englishwise) than the abokis., leave it alone.. I wont even enjoy listening to football commentaries in any other language apart from english

zombieTRACKER:
With this rate of killings
No doubt this reptile will soon be extinct...

Amen to that, they no even get use

zombieTRACKER:
What a useless country

blame buharI

zombieTRACKER:
Where are the animal right groups...

they are busy takinng care of human right issue

zombieTRACKER:
Stop killing harmless animals today

shut up there! Snake king

Condom, one time i ended up bringing out 1k for 10bucks vitamin c wen i went in to buy condom and foud out there were other people (big women) sittig i the chemist, and fufu in light waterproof

Cheating is a fundamental human right in ghana. Thats why our criminals and tiffs run there after committing, i didnt mention any nnamdi kanu's name o

So they took dinner in the morning? Can some help me with a yoruba word i could use to describe this

Dangerousboy:
do girls experience this too?

probably, ask them

Dangerousboy:
hmmm. I thought it was a personality thing.

its almost everybody bro

For guys If ur scared whenever you see a girl just know that you're inlove with her