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What will I not see on Nairaland? Na wa o.

@op God bless u for sharing knowledge

Where is emerald court, emerald garden and dominion garden located?

Mothers, please what should I do to lose my belly fat? I had my baby two months ago via vaginal delivery, but my tummy has not gone down to what it used to be. I am even gaining more weight and looking big. I need workable and effective methods to shed my weight and lose the excess fat. Please help o, do not pass me by...lol

:PThanks. Please i need more input

I understand that health centres and govt hospitals give immunisations like rotavirus and pneumoccocal conjugate at cheaper rates than private hospitals. Has your child taken any recently? Kindly tell me the hospital you used and the cost. Thanks.

Location: Lagos

I have a 3 months old daughter, and I need to put her in a good creche around magodo/cmd road/omole phase 2 axis. Kindly advise on a very good creche you have used before or someone you know has used.

SupermodelVicky: I made myn at an early age thru business.My mum owns a shop where sh sells different products&Combined wit her busy work at her office,her then manager used 2go abroad 4d shopping.Later d biatch stole frm my mum&ran away.My mum got stuck&cudn't run d biz but refused 2close it cos sh had many customers.Then out of nowhere,sh decided teach me d biz so as 2run her shop.Sh took me 2Dubai&Turkey&also taught me how 2place order 4goods on line frm Italy;US;UK&China.

Wen I finally got in2 sch,chicks started likin wot I put on cos my 1st year,I lived in d hostel (parents insisted).So wot I did was wen I travel 2shop 4mumsy's shop,I shop 4thngs&sell in sch.I started dealing on hair products,make ups(marykay;mac&sleek),jeweries,footwears,inner wears;sexy nighties;cloths,perfumes;handbags;wallets;travellin bags;wristwatches;designer eyeglasses&so on.U'l b amazed how much students spend 2look good.Selling women stuff wil mak u rich cos al women do is get money frm guys&spend.

A dress/footwear u buy at less than $5,u sell them for 4/5k so calculate d gain.As long as d thngs u'r selling ar fine&of good quality,they'l sell&because I wasn't payin 4shop,or tickets or hotels cos I did my own shopping wen I go 2shop 4mumsy's shop so I wasn't spending my money&also because I hav vry good taste;my goods sold lik crazy.My mum was vry impressed wit my business mind so sh encouraged me.Sh used 2pay 4d cargo.Wen I took ova her shop,d biz grew tremendously(mayb because I carry d favour aura).I brought a youthful touch in2 her biz.I even opened another branch in d spirit of expansion&consulted an auditor who gav us ideas on how 2prevent d staff frm stealing&does our auditin thrice a yr.

Long Story short;Ppl started contacting frm frm evry angle even outside d state I'm based.Al I do is 2parcel d goods 2dem but they pay 4dat though.

If u sell original thngs,u'l definately go far.A customer might go somwhere&somone wil c wot sh's puttin on&ask where sh bought it then sh'l giv d persn my no&i'l tel her wen d product wil b available.Its al abt God's favour;hardwork&determination.As God may hav it;I made good grades in sch but d disadvantage is dat I neva had a social life&d stress gav me ulcer.

I'v said enuf 4one day.2b continued

Please can I get your contact? I'm interested in your line of business, though I'm gainfully employed, but I have this itch to do something more for myself. My e-mail address is adefolaadetu@yahoo.co.uk

@Ademiarts, I sent you a bbm invite. Pls accept.

timbros: Hmmm now let see, what should i have done differently...

* I should have listened to wifey to hire an emcee instead of using my friend who volunteered to do it for free.

uhmmm what again? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

My wedding was a wonderful one. Small wedding (just 100 cards shared) but boy, we had a blast! DJ was so awesome, nobody gree go again...even me that doesnt know how to dance danced sotey my suit was soaked all over with "heat" lol...

Come March, my anniversary will still be the same way!

Please give me the contact of the DJ you used.

Dear N/landers, I've heard stories of different hospitals that have inexperienced or quack doctors, and that have performed surgeries or administered drugs to their patients thereby costing the patients their lives or permanent damage.

Please I'm scared and I don't want to fall a victim of this.

Someone recommended that I use Liberty Hospital, Ilupeju for my ANC and delivery. I've been there, they sound good and the environment is okay. But I need more opinions, from people who have either used the hospital or know someone that has used the hospital.

I will appreciate your responses please.

Ps: I'm making enquiries about this hospital because it is close to my place of residence. I don't want to use any hospital located at a far distance.

Location: alapere, ogudu, ikosi, or oworo

Budget: 300k 1.5yrs or 400k One yr

If you have any, pls drop ur number and d details of the house. I ll call u

Female Business Development Executives needed urgently in a Real Estate firm. Minimum Qualification HND/B.Sc, Experienve in marketing Real Estate products will be an added advantage, ; interested applicants should send their CVs to recruitersnest@gmail.com on or before Monday 7th October 2013

mr folu: I will send them ASAP

I haven't seen the pictures

mr folu: thanks for your enquiries.

I have sent you an e-mail requesting for the pictures. Thanks.

Mr Folu, can you send pics please

See the full story here:
Despite all my parents had told me about trusting strangers, I still managed to fall for him. I was gisting with a friend of mine on “Frendz4u” when his friend request came up. I normally don’t accept requests from strangers but I guess I fell immediately I enlarged his avatar. His face was all over my laptop, he was smiling, his cute dimples coming out. My mouse hovered over “Accept and “Reject” until I finally clicked “Accept”

“What’s the worst that can happen?” I told myself I’d be really careful.

We got talking, he was very interesting to chat with, very funny too. What struck me most was that he never asked for any personal information yet he told me all about himself. He never asked me for my house address or anything like that, no wonder there was no hesitation when he asked for my phone number after about one month of chatting.

I still remember our first conversation on the phone, his voice was so soft, so sexy. After that day, he would call me and we would chat till late in the night talking about anything and everything. It was during our phone conversations that I noticed he was subtly flirting with me. I felt it was harmless so I flirted back. He would confess his undying love for me, I would in turn do same and we would both laugh about it.

One morning, I woke up to find a text from him. It was an invitation to his sweet 16 birthday party. I texted back and told him I’d love to come but my parents won’t allow me. He called me back immediately, his pleas were what made me change mind.

I lied to my parents with the help of my best friend. I told them I was going to stay over at her house for the weekend. Immediately after school on Friday, I went straight to my bff’s house to get ready for the party.

Since we wore the same size, I decided to borrow her clothes. She had more trendy clothes than I did. I must have changed outfits like ten times. I feel so stupid now that I think about it. I wanted to look perfect for our first face-to-face meeting. I finally decided to go simple; a pink V-neck top, a pair of blue skinny jeans and a pair of black and pink flats.

When I got to the venue of the party, everywhere was packed full It took me a while to find him. I wish I had a camera to snap the expression on his face when he saw me. He rushed over and gave me a bone-crushing hug then kissed me right in front of everyone. I was too shocked to even respond. He hung his hands on my shoulder and started introducing me to everyone as his girlfriend. I decided to play along.

After the round of introductions, he handed me a drink (I insisted I wasn’t taking alcohol) and he led me to his room. We sat on his bed and we were talking. There was a funny feeling inside of me, like I was getting hot. He slowly started touching my body and to my amazement, I was enjoying it. My mind told me to get out but my body said otherwise. I listened to my mind and stood up only to discover the door was locked. I banged the door but nobody answered, probably because they couldn’t hear over the loud music. My body was slowly getting hotter and hotter. I felt the need to touch myself in ways I’ve never done before. I turned around to face him. He had a sly grin in his face.

“What did you mix with my drink?”

“Just a little something to awaken your hormones.”

He replied, he stood up and walked over to me, he caressed my face lightly and I slapped his hand away. He laughed out loud and walked back to the bed.

“You better make this easier for yourself, sooner or later you’d be begging me to touch you.”

True to his word, a few minutes later my body couldn’t take it any longer. It felt like I was going to explode if I didn’t get relief soon. I cried and begged him to get me out of this situation. He obliged me happily.

The next morning, I woke up to him kicking me. He threw my clothes at me and told me to get dressed that he was taking me home. On our way, I gave him my best friend’s address instead. I couldn’t go home looking like this. Immediately he dropped me, he zoomed off, no goodbye nothing.

Luckily for me, my best friend’s parents were not at home. After I told her everything, she was so furious, she was ready to go to his house and kill him. I managed to calm her down before she could do anything drastic.

My parents didn’t seem to notice anything wrong and I was grateful for that. I called him times without number but he didn’t pick any of my calls, didn’t reply any of my messages. When I went online I realized he had not only deleted me on “frendz4u” but had also blocked me to prevent me from sending messages.

I went to his house and met his parents at home. I asked of him and he was called for. There was a flash of anger in his face when he saw me and just as quickly, he rearranged his face. His first question was a blow to my stomach.

“Who are you?”
I was so mad at him

“How dare you ask who am I? You do know perfectly well who I am.”

He seriously deserves an Oscar for his acting skills. He denied me perfectly and of course his parents believed him. His mother got upset when I started accusing him and I was thrown out of the house.

When I got home, I composed a text to him threatening to report he matter to the police. He sent me a text with a video clip attached to it. It was a video of that night. It had been thoroughly edited to show only the part of me begging. The text told me that technically he didn’t rape me and I had no valid proof of him drugging me. He said he won’t hesitate to use the video as evidence if I ever reported to the authorities.

I guess I’ve learnt my lesson, never to trust any stranger. Indeed it is the biggest lesson of my life!

#nollywood things# SMH

*kneels* seun, will u marry me

simpleseyi: it's so sad. May her soul rest in perfect peace and may God console her family. But Closetoheart, pls what makes this woman a such a great gift to this generation? Teaching you how to paint your faces or how to tie head gears? Pls not every mojisola, adijatu or chinyere is a great gift to the generation.

I took my time to read through her blog and people's comments. She made use of her talent to inspire many. There a lot of virtues that entrepreneurs possess that inspire the upcoming ones. She was focused. She was good at her profession and she was a great team player. She appreciated her clients by using edifying words to qualify them.

I looked at the qualities she possessed and I concluded without any iota of doubt that she was a great gift to this generation.

Last word: Anywhere you are, always make a positive change and inspire people. This life is damn too short.

May her soul rest in peace. She's such a great gift to this generation

Vacancies exist for the under listed positions:
-Front desk officer : 1-2 yrs work experience, minimum of OND; office location is Lekki; applicants living in environs have added advantage
-Account officer: same requirements as stated above; OND Accounting
-Customer relations officer: office location Simawa, minimum qualification OND in any course related to Engineering/Building Tech; candidates living within the axis have added advantage.

To apply, please send your CV to gentlemuah@yahoo.com stating the position you are applying for.

Deadline for submission of CV is Tuesday 25th june 2013.

Mods, please assist in moving this post to the frontpage. Thank you

Mods, kindly move this to fp. Thank you

A real estate firm is in need of a well grounded Project Quantity Surveyor with 2-3 years experience as a Quantity Surveyor. Interested candidates should send their detailed resume to gentlemuah@yahoo.com

Only eligible candidates should apply please. Deadline for submission of CVs is Tuesday 25th June 2013
Please state the position you are applying for as the subject of the e-mail.

Location: Lekki, Lagos

I would like to say a very big thank you to all that have contributed one way or the other. I am glad to have wonderful responses(well over 100). I appreciate you all.

I have penned down a few businesses from the various suggestions above, which are: sales of imported shoes/slippers ( I have a special love for shoes); Domestic gas shop business; commercial motorcycle "Okada" business; sales of attachments and weave-on.

Every other suggestion/business idea is great, it is just that it requires more time to be devoted to it. Presently, I do not want anything to disturb my productivity at my present place of work.

Dear people, please I need more assistance from you (...not to raise capital for me...lol). I need contacts/advice that would help in commencing the businesses I listed above.
How do I import good quality male and female shoes from UK, US etc (do not want China spec please)?;
How do I go about the motorcycle business? What are the preventive measures I need to take?
How else can I import/buy weave-on and attachments apart from www.aliexpress.com at cheaper rates?

Lastly, I am happy that other people are benefiting from the contributions. All thanks to the moderators for moving the topic to the Front Page

Ps: I am a female; not a male.

Dear people, please I need your suggestions on the type of part time business I can start with capital of N200,000 or less. I need your opinions please. Ideas rule the world.

Ps: I am not a fan of networking business or multi level marketing, please do not suggest such. I need businesses that would involve sales of goods, I will prefer mobile shop business ideas please.

Thank you.

Mods: please assist in moving this topic to the front page for more ideas. I am in dire need of responses. Thank you.

Okay. Promises again!!! We will ask them after a year on the number of ex-okada riders that are eventually employed

Please I need the contact address and phone number of a very good driving school that will assist me in brushing up my driving skills. Please I don't want the schools that use ancient Volkswagen beetle as their cars. Preferably, I would want a school that uses automatic transmission vehicles, and that would take me on Trunk A roads.

Any driving school around Ikeja, akoka, ketu or berger axis will do.
Thanks.