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Jokes Etc / Re: My Pending Marrige And The Condom In My Car by closetpervert(m): 12:59am On May 14, 2007
@Ayowande -

Read mine and act on that.
Culture / Re: Ghanaian (Ashanti) Dating Nigerian (Igbo) by closetpervert(m): 12:58am On May 14, 2007
obo is obo - oko na oko - where it comes from matters less - no one carry gold for head.
Romance / Re: Fighting For A Guy by closetpervert(m): 12:54am On May 14, 2007
hmmm - all these people - na lie o - dem dey talk like crayfish.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Never Accepts My Hospitality by closetpervert(m): 12:53am On May 14, 2007
may be u no sabi do d thing well well - suegbe- na pako.
Health / Re: I Want To Be Fat by closetpervert(m): 12:51am On May 14, 2007
fat as in orobo? na wa o - where u dey? u no no say na slengo dey reign?
Properties / Re: 4 Bedroom Flat Lekki Phase 1 (1.2m Per Year) by closetpervert(m): 12:50am On May 14, 2007
whats all that face - shio,
Romance / Re: My Ex-fiancee Has Siezed All My Certificates by closetpervert(m): 12:48am On May 14, 2007
@Cure-Ass

what s d big deal about retrieving certificate that you think it is not possible in Nigeria? You think say Nigeria na suegbe place abi?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I'm Bored And I Really Need To Chat To Someone Now. by closetpervert(m): 12:46am On May 14, 2007
add my id as - olojurogbodobiiyanale@yahoo.com
Romance / Re: My Ex-fiancee Has Siezed All My Certificates by closetpervert(m): 12:43am On May 14, 2007
soory o - d thing be u like say make u cry? na only 38,000 - just take heart - for the certificates - leave am to God - God go pay u back in double fold - Amen.
Politics / Re: Good Things Happening In Nigeria by closetpervert(m): 12:40am On May 14, 2007
all this big big thread self - na wa o.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Man Needed by closetpervert(m): 12:36am On May 14, 2007
yes - who no want free woman?
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-kayode Doing A Good Job At The Ministry Of Aviation by closetpervert(m): 12:26am On May 14, 2007
i think right - he is d man.
Programming / Re: Programmers' Dome: Some Mathematical Programming by closetpervert(m): 12:21am On May 14, 2007
i use to write these programmes in my small handheld computer back in the days of Casio programmable computers, but I can't find the codes anymore.

http://www.planet-source-code.com/vb/scripts/ShowCode.asp?txtCodeId=907&lngWId=10
Jokes Etc / Re: My Pending Marrige And The Condom In My Car by closetpervert(m): 12:08am On May 14, 2007
ayowande:

Lucky dude?
Why am i not shocked out of my wits shocked
What a shame and you could share this with us, what sort of marriage are you proposing?One where you could jump your female in-laws just because they throw undies at you.I want to puke,you really are giving me the worst case of nausea!
@cute-ass: well i guess God would be too unkind to foster such a fool on this unsuspecting(?)family.But i guess you are right.how come you and i flow in the same direction on issues like this.
Next time, (i guess there will be next times abi?)lets see who who clap for the fool;his wife or his teary father in-law

All na lie - if na you - u go do worst - wetin dey do u self?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Man Needed by closetpervert(m): 12:06am On May 14, 2007
that number is fake - ode.
Family / Re: Why Would A Man Go For A Second Wife? by closetpervert(m): 12:03am On May 14, 2007
when one obo is sour, a man naturally seeks another one, isint it?
Politics / Re: Niger Delta Crisis by closetpervert(m): 12:02am On May 14, 2007
all of them should have their heads scraped so that we can know one and run away when he/she approaches.
Jokes Etc / Re: My Pending Marrige And The Condom In My Car by closetpervert(m): 12:01am On May 14, 2007
u be mugun.
Culture / Re: Can Somebody Please Teach Me Pidgin? by closetpervert(m): 11:58pm On May 13, 2007
na only pidgin - try learning American phonetics.
Jokes Etc / Re: True Love by closetpervert(m): 11:52pm On May 13, 2007
@ Poster

hmmm - u don come with your story.

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