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Politics / Re: Praise The Lord, Senate Clears President, Indicts Atiku Over Ptdf Scam by closetpervert(m): 11:31am On May 16, 2007
thank u o jare.
Politics / Re: Good Things Happening In Nigeria by closetpervert(m): 11:26am On May 16, 2007
The way people talk on this forum shows how stupid and silly their mind is - the haters of Nigeria and stuff - thinking they know more than the leaders and the policy makers, imagine someone in his right mind saying Baba will be thinking of running the light rail with firewood? That is not funny if it was supposed to be, rather it is a stupid thing to say.

Bookside critics who cant even rule their own homes come here and tell us nonsence. I pray when all works well in Nigeria, all these people who thinks things will not work and will never work in Nigeria should all be lined up and shot one by one with a sinlge bullet through their stinking dirty mouths.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairaland Members. by closetpervert(m): 3:42am On May 16, 2007
@Acidrop

I am - 100% - u just have to try it - trust me.

but now - i need to go to bed - i have headache - so I take my theraphy, sorry - I hate to leave u.
Travel / Re: Lagos Subway Proposal by closetpervert(m): 3:39am On May 16, 2007
OBJ flags off $449m rail project in Lagos

President Olusegun Obasanjo on Tuesday in Lagos flagged off the $449million Iddo – Ijoko Light Rail Mass Transit Project being coordinated by the Lagos Mega City Development Authority.


He also granted an approval for the extension of the project to cover Kajola in Ogun State.


While performing the ceremony at the Iddo terminus of the Nigerian Railway Corporation, Obasanjo said that Lagos, being the nation’s economic capital, deserved attention and support from the Federal Government in order to improve on its infrastructures and make life conducive for the residents.


He also said the LMCDA was established by his administration when it realised that the Lagos State government alone could not solve the various problems confronting the former capital of Nigeria.


According to him, Lagos was fast assuming the status of a mega city, and currently faced with the problems of sanitation, bad roads, chaotic traffic situation, among others, adding that the situation required an urgent solution.


The enormity of the problem, he said, necessitated his decision to involve Ogun State in the tripartite project that would address the environmental and infrastructural problems affecting the city.


He said the Federal Government would contribute 45 per cent of the cost of the project while Lagos and Ogun states would contribute 40 and 15 per cent respectively.
Politics / Re: Good Things Happening In Nigeria by closetpervert(m): 3:37am On May 16, 2007
OBJ flags off $449m rail project in Lagos
Dayo Ayeyemi, Lagos - 16.05.2007

President Olusegun Obasanjo on Tuesday in Lagos flagged off the $449million Iddo – Ijoko Light Rail Mass Transit Project being coordinated by the Lagos Mega City Development Authority.


He also granted an approval for the extension of the project to cover Kajola in Ogun State.


While performing the ceremony at the Iddo terminus of the Nigerian Railway Corporation, Obasanjo said that Lagos, being the nation’s economic capital, deserved attention and support from the Federal Government in order to improve on its infrastructures and make life conducive for the residents.


He also said the LMCDA was established by his administration when it realised that the Lagos State government alone could not solve the various problems confronting the former capital of Nigeria.


According to him, Lagos was fast assuming the status of a mega city, and currently faced with the problems of sanitation, bad roads, chaotic traffic situation, among others, adding that the situation required an urgent solution.


The enormity of the problem, he said, necessitated his decision to involve Ogun State in the tripartite project that would address the environmental and infrastructural problems affecting the city.


He said the Federal Government would contribute 45 per cent of the cost of the project while Lagos and Ogun states would contribute 40 and 15 per cent respectively.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairaland Members. by closetpervert(m): 3:35am On May 16, 2007
@WEsleyA

Babe - I am not gay - i can swear with my penis.

Do you think so? could take your suggestion you know -

@Acidrop

You think sex is not the best theraphy? for me it works - when i am down - when i have stomach ache - when i have headache - it works for me.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairaland Members. by closetpervert(m): 3:26am On May 16, 2007
hey girlz whats up with me signature? but its true u know! ever tried it?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairaland Members. by closetpervert(m): 3:24am On May 16, 2007
my registered name was sexsexsex and Seun changed it to ClosetPervert. hmmm which is better?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairaland Members. by closetpervert(m): 3:17am On May 16, 2007
very funny - I simply allowed my hair to grow - did braid and twists and it grew - then relaxed it and simply apply gel daily to bring the curly look.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairaland Members. by closetpervert(m): 2:58am On May 16, 2007
Nigerian to the core - @Acidrop
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairaland Members. by closetpervert(m): 2:20am On May 16, 2007
Cheers@Acid.
Forum Games / Re: 5 Or More Things You Like About Yourself by closetpervert(m): 2:19am On May 16, 2007
my oko
my oyan
my epon
my furo
my ahon
Family / Re: Why Would A Man Go For A Second Wife? by closetpervert(m): 12:40am On May 16, 2007
once one obo is sour - a man will necessarily go for a fresher one.
Health / Re: Do You Use Cream On Your Private Area? by closetpervert(m): 12:29am On May 16, 2007
i rub mine wet so that when quick action comes, I am not lacking.
Politics / Re: Positive Things About Africa You Won't Hear In The West - Bbc Reporter by closetpervert(m): 12:28am On May 16, 2007
who cares what the western world reports about Africa, u expect better? the time wey Nigeria do election, every media wrote about how bad it was, Nigeria sent a satellite into space, no mention was made by the same media only a few wey no get better thing to write about the thing.
Romance / Re: How Can A Ugly Boy Attract A Nice/beautiful Girl? by closetpervert(m): 12:13am On May 16, 2007
WesleyanA:

i don't know what kind of women you've been getting. *cough*

Better than you - I am absolutely sure - (smiles)
Nairaland / General / Re: One Thing You Wish You Can Do Before You Die? by closetpervert(m): 10:50pm On May 15, 2007
when u need me - I shall be waiting - ok?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by closetpervert(m): 10:47pm On May 15, 2007
how many british people know about Nigerian football clubs? shio -
Romance / Re: How Can A Ugly Boy Attract A Nice/beautiful Girl? by closetpervert(m): 10:42pm On May 15, 2007
ha? what else gets women but a nice oko and a good purse,
Politics / Re: Presidency Plots Fresh Attack On Atiku by closetpervert(m): 10:33pm On May 15, 2007
two reports from the Senate found him guilty, EFCC found him guilty, the Panel found him gulity, can all these four trials be wrong? Can they all be bought and can they all be arm twisted? Shame on people who keep saying the government is fighting him. When he wins court cases, people shout, but when he gets indicted people say no - he must be a saint then.
Travel / Re: Lagos Subway Proposal by closetpervert(m): 10:28pm On May 15, 2007
when next I trevel home - hmmm - this is d mistake folks back home make - they think because u live abroad, then u don't know anything going on at home,. The government is building that same railroad again - Abeokuta to Kano and PH -to Maiduguri, I bet u are on one the people who will say it will fail because we can't maintain it? Abi?

Because it failed in the past does not mean it will fail forever, so where is development then? I beg if all these things suceed, I beg swear that you will never use them o.
Romance / Re: How Can A Ugly Boy Attract A Nice/beautiful Girl? by closetpervert(m): 9:33pm On May 15, 2007
his oko and his money - does wonders.
TV/Movies / Re: Anyone Knows How To Get Tvcabo Keys by closetpervert(m): 9:32pm On May 15, 2007
Literature / Re: Which Nigerian Poem Is Your Best? by closetpervert(m): 9:27pm On May 15, 2007
that na poety na.

another one - oko plus obo equals omo.
Literature / Re: Which Nigerian Poem Is Your Best? by closetpervert(m): 9:22pm On May 15, 2007
la be igig orombo - ni be lagben sere wa, inu wa dun, ara wa ya, labe igi orombo.

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