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Romance / Re: Date A Guy For 2 Years And Not A Single Gift by closetpervert(m): 1:58pm On May 15, 2007
na wao - ladies with their long throat - this is the height of oliver twist asking for more - what gift? what of the sex wey u dey get every time from the guy? no be enough gift? abi u fit buy that one from market? guys wetin una think?
Programming / Re: Help With Goto Statement In Basic Programming by closetpervert(m): 11:58am On May 15, 2007
RuuDie:

guy, hope that wasn't directed @ me.

Are you the poster?
Politics / Re: Thank You: President Obasanjo by closetpervert(m): 11:53am On May 15, 2007
dayokanu:

OBJ did well in some issue but the main ones like security, electicity, employment,amenities are woeful, no functional refinery after 8 years of time wasting, merry go rouding, Niger Delta e.t.c
He just left leprosy and was treating ringworm like Yorubas would say.

May we never see this kind of visionless and purposeless leadership again. Come May 29 we will say good riddance to bad rubbish.



All these critics - what can you do if its you?

Maybe we should pray for the return of Abacha and the return of Babangida - Nigerians - pray - May Abacha come back to rule us - we beseech you O God, we want Babangida to come again , please God answer our prayer.

If OBJ hasnt done well, I bet all you people saying stuff against his government will come up and rule - people who cant even maintain a relationship talkless of ruling a country - stupid people - all they know is criticise.
Programming / Re: Help With Goto Statement In Basic Programming by closetpervert(m): 11:27am On May 15, 2007
what does that mean? & columns of what? of obo or of oko?
Politics / Re: China Launhes Nigeria Satelite. by closetpervert(m): 3:47am On May 15, 2007
shango:

thats how much we suck. We need other countries launching sattelites for us. We used to build our roads now the Chinese are doing it. What next. We will be contracting out our government jobs to the chinese? They will be supplying us water and telephone service and repairing our military vechiles?

News like this makes me ashamed to be from Nigeria.

You can be ashamed to be a Nigerian - good for you - how many country in the whole world has a satellite in space talkless of building one themselves? U think say na to cook eba? Abi? Even some developed countries still source thier technology from other country so what is the big deal about China building a satellite for Nigeria? The problem with Nigerians is this, when you dont do anything, they shout that nothing is done, but when you do something, they still shout that it is not done well, so I wonder, how can you ever satisfy Nigerian?

I am angered by the fact that we as a people dont see anything good in what the government does.
Family / Re: Sexual Rights…….does A Woman Have Any? by closetpervert(m): 2:58am On May 15, 2007
no be human being like you?
Family / Re: Do Your Parents Say Thank You? by closetpervert(m): 2:57am On May 15, 2007
u - u want make your parents dey thank you - ? na wa o -
Business / Re: Can A Joint Business Owned By 6 Friends Work? by closetpervert(m): 2:56am On May 15, 2007
of course - i ran a brothel with my friends for ten years - its still up till today - who says its not possible?
Romance / Re: In Love With One Pregnant For Another by closetpervert(m): 2:55am On May 15, 2007
u be Tony Tetuila?
Autos / Re: Hit 300km/hr On 3rd Mainland Bridge With My Maxima, (check D Pic Out) by closetpervert(m): 2:23am On May 15, 2007
lier like u - see im mouth - u go soon jump staright to the lagoon - I remember Third Mainland Bridge is not that smooth - doing 120km is even a risk - talkless of 300km - olojurogbodo bi iyan ale.
Politics / Re: Bush Refuses To Meet With Yar'adua by closetpervert(m): 12:46am On May 15, 2007
No 1 - who gives a fok aboutBush meeting Yar' Adua or not?

No 2 - That story is misleading as it is not reported elsewhere - it is not true

No 3 - wait until US crawls begging Nigeria because of the oil they buy from us.

We need to wish our country well rather than praising one foreign nation for not meeting the President or not

Fok the foreigners.
Culture / Re: Other Names For A Fool In Yoruba by closetpervert(m): 11:39pm On May 14, 2007
hmmm - knotty the fool, well done
Health / Re: Diabetes Patient Food List by closetpervert(m): 11:38pm On May 14, 2007
poosie is obo.
Romance / Re: Kissing Or Romance, Which One Make Ladies Wet ? by closetpervert(m): 2:47pm On May 14, 2007
foolish - romance and kissing - no be d same thing? to make a woman wet, open her up, put on a microscope, scrutinise the area, pour liquid inside, close her up and off u go.
Romance / Re: Would You Want To Know If Your Partner Is Cheating? by closetpervert(m): 1:05pm On May 14, 2007
i cheat also.
Romance / Re: The Best Way To Win A Girls Heart by closetpervert(m): 12:37pm On May 14, 2007
the best way to win a girls heart is how good u are in bed - how many times u can satisfy sweet obo per night - if not - hey girl'll gon leave u for another dude. trust me.
Health / Re: Diabetes Patient Food List by closetpervert(m): 12:24pm On May 14, 2007
poosie and lots of it too.
Nairaland / General / Re: pregnant working mums by closetpervert(m): 5:42am On May 14, 2007
what? u dey on your own o.
Culture / Re: Other Names For A Fool In Yoruba by closetpervert(m): 5:41am On May 14, 2007
another name is knotty.

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