LMAO

16 huh well sweetie I am not interested in corrupting such a young mmind and boy, plus where u com from it is illegal!!!

look me up when you are 21 one so one can experience your tremors before i cause a full blown Earthquake at least an 8.5 to 9 on the richter scale!!!

see you i don catch you today im be old papa looking young
way over 21 shweetie .

you wanna know who caused the tsunammi in asia?

Asian tsunami!!! I already know!!!that why I had to move to protect my identity?

Old man now huh?  what come out you mouth no be true, how i go trust you hold the medal oh?!!!

i go show you now, you no say under 16 no fit get medal for earthquake competition

you wan see my medal? maybe one day you too go get am when i don teach you finish e

now you 16 again or you telling me you don been medal holder since then

when finish teaching me pidgin you go show me

i go show you now, you no say under 16 no fit get medal for earthquake competition

under 16 no fit get= cant get a medal

when i finish teaching you, i go show you well, if you don learn already make you tell me o

I know what you said Dis guy I am asking you so you 16 again or have you had the medal since you were 16?

what you gonna to teach me? lol

I no need any magani!!!

na only pidgin - try learning American phonetics.

I don get that medal since o! i have trained many people, they upgrade from gold> platinum

wetin i go teach you? hmm well first i go do small assessment, come begin dey train you small small
until you sabi reach level 12.5 on the Richter scale

@ Dis Guy you are a DAYUM fool!!!

@sexsexsex

@dis guy

I am way passed the 12.5, if i go further on the richter, na go be Big Bang all over!!!

see this gyal o, me i dont teach unruly students or else spanking comes into the equation

Big bang hehe thats the whole point by the time everyone get a platinum medal we get rid of all these trouble makers for this world

not unruly Just wild at times,  you are too funny man!!!

spanking huh? maybe i go spank you seeing how i be the oldest here!!!

You teach me pidgin I teach you how to please an experienced woman!!!

translate this:

No wahala oh! Abi you ja like fire catch u trousa!! no carry dis jagbajantis for you head o!

which kind life,

You teach me pidgin I teach you how to please an experienced woman!!!

_{yes please}

AmerOmoge:

translate this:

No wahala oh! Abi you ja like fire catch u trousa!! no carry this jagbajantis for you head o!

hmm no problemo!! or do you want your pants on fire!!(literally translation it might have other meaning),
dont worry too much about this nonsense/ dont stress you self with this problem/trouble

hmm who advising you? this problem is good for you

pretty good translation:

but this is how it was meant

no problem, was it not you who left like your pants were on fire? i am not stressing over this nonsense!!!

so tell me where i went wrong?

PS
i go be yua teacher only if you be a good student!!! i gif homework assignments plus there go be practical exam o! if you fail you don repeat!!!

I see say this place dey bubble well well.Which levels people?

but this is how it was meant
no problem, was it not you who left like your pants were on fire? i am not stressing over this nonsense!!!

No wahala! No bi you ja like say fire catch ur trouser!! I no fit carry jagbajantis for head o!!

they are very similar just some little changes but it depends on who is using it and the context, you dey learn quick o!

i go be yua teacher only if you be a good student!!! i gif homework assignments plus there go be practical exam o! if you fail you don repeat!!!

I be good hands-on student!! I sabi practical home assignments and hard exams well well!!!!
But i no mind make i fail o, so i go repeat am again and again and again!!!

so when we go start lesson?

_{9ja4eva, good thing you missed your part, you for kill me when you see your role}

@9ja4eva, happy to see you didnt abandon me!!!

walahi my new teacher be a BIG flirt o!!!

classes go start when you done with school, education is an important, i no want to interfer, but when uni out the REAL classes go begin!!!

_{I dey write pidgin for monday exam i swear my mind no dey there at all as per sa my revision na online
na so so pidgin dey my head, i don prepare for the summer retake anyway}

But today we don finish exam na so so stella beer dey flow  
make the class begin

walahi my new teacher be a BIG flirt o!!!

walai BIG is my middle name  

you are funny o!

if you go take summer classes then i can begin your practicum until classes are finish,

i no go take summer class, just a one-hour test in august

I go need all the practicals before then

my classes go require your full attention, there go be wahala if you no pay attention to details!

remember rmnastics is a skillful art, it go require patience and persistance!!!

i dey ready well well, 100% attention now i don finish exams

you sure say no be me go teach you, remember i get black belt for bedmatics
with platinum medal

you fit at all? dis na marathon o no be sprint

marathon ehn? that nothing!!

hmm all talk no action o, wen push come to shove now you go dey beg

remember o i don left platinum behind, i carry a titanium belt stronger than steel but more flexible than rubber!!!

you go be in the fetal position when it over, sucking you thumb!!!

during your peak all the mysteries of the world go be clear to you!!!_{at least for an instant!!!walahi}

no be me just talking!!!i go gif you references to validate my words!!!maybe e gif you study guide!!!

'stronger than steal but more flexible than rubber!!!.  .'   .shooooooo ??

i no go suck my thumb o na something else i go dey suck  

me cyant wait! i no fit wait again o walahi i don ready well well.

na action i want to validate your words

when i'm done with you they will dash you "Lance Armstrong" but your tour go be better than France!

patience patience you must first complete the class then the practicum

when i'm done with you they will dash you "Lance Armstrong" but your tour go be better than France!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr