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Food / Re: What Is The Weirdest Food Combo You Have Ever Eaten? (picture) by CloudResident(m): 10:22pm On Apr 20
noble2faith:
Eba and anointing oil. The anointing oil don spend 3 days for MFM altar.


Tell me why you should make heaven grin
Romance / Re: Olosho Is A Multimillion Industry In Lekki - Nigerian Man Claims by CloudResident(m): 6:48am On Apr 11
Freshtruth:
Ashawa drive Guard guy lie with sense

Ask yourself why I need to lie, even after mentioning specifics?
The Olosho in question drives a white G-wagon and even has younger recruits that brings her returns...na my area and l know wetin dey.
It is not enough to be uncouth when typing your gibberish up here.
It mirrors who you are.
What you do not know, ASK!

God bless you.
Romance / Re: Olosho Is A Multimillion Industry In Lekki - Nigerian Man Claims by CloudResident(m): 6:04pm On Apr 09
Freshtruth:
She no lie those gals at the brothel pay 2500 per day OK do the math 2500 times 1 month that is 77500, OK let do it for a year 2500 times 365days that will give you 912,500naira close to a million naira. how much dem use take they rent standard 3 bed room flat?

Ashawo business is a mult million naira business. If you are a gal you dey give your Toto out for free I sorry for you

Bros no be those ones o.
You don go admiralty-farm city axis? Ebeano? Short time fit bill you 40k!
Ilasan nko? Na their headquarters. Also Ikota, Osapa London,that Ookshore area down to Okunnu phase 2.
What about Agungi.
Na there l see Olosho wey dey ride G-wagon.
Not to talk of Total at Abraham Adesanya by Tribez...

One can only imagine

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Politics / Re: My job, The Second Most Difficult on Earth - CBN Governor, Cardoso by CloudResident(m): 10:48pm On Feb 18
Oga reform and reinvigorate the economy or resign and retire.
Enough of these balderdash abeg . undecided

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Food / Re: See The N300 Fish That I Bought Today by CloudResident(m): 2:15pm On Dec 10, 2023
That's a golden pompano.
Bought two for ten thousand naira each from a fisherman in Lekki last week.

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Romance / Re: What Do You See In This Picture by CloudResident(m): 12:25am On Dec 10, 2023
She transformed from being a woman to a dog.
She's a b!@#h.

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Car Talk / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by CloudResident(m): 2:32pm On Nov 26, 2023
Akoi space swerve off the road sharply!
Those driving along Oyo-Ogbomoso road can relate..
Food / Re: What Dish Can You Cook So Well? (pictures) by CloudResident(m): 7:05pm On Nov 23, 2023
Quite a handful;
Okro
ogbono,egusi,ishapa soup,Banga soupwhite soup,ewedu,fish,cowtail and goat meat peppersoup,fisherman crab soup, groundnut soup etc etc

Several swallows-fufu, Amala,semo,tuwo,pupuru etc etc

Couscous with sauce,
All porridge
Yamarita grin

Pan cake, scotch egg,puff-puff etc etc

P.S
Not a trained chef though.. wink

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Food / Re: Which Of These Brands Of Coca-cola Did You Drink? Years. by CloudResident(m): 10:57am On Sep 12, 2023
This.. smiley

Culture / Re: Global Staying Power Of Yoruba Language and Culture- Reno Omokri by CloudResident(m): 11:31am On Sep 02, 2023
The Yoruba culture is so infused with tradition and norms that it is almost indispensable even in the face of rapidly advancing world right now.
Indeed, Yoruba is bigger than Africa!

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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen’s Family Leans Towards Al-hilal’s Record-deal by CloudResident(m): 12:28pm On Sep 01, 2023
Football is a profession.
Loyalty in football will get you nowhere.
Can in on this and can out big time!

After all, if you win medals in Europe you probably might auction them for money in future. If not your family will do that after your death.
Neymar despite his bumper pay at PSH still went to Saudi. He's living a royal life.
I'm one for the money grin

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Culture / Re: Does A Widow Need To Return Bride Price For Her To Date Another Man? by CloudResident(m): 10:06am On Aug 26, 2023
In Yoruba culture, you do not need returning the bride price.
In Islam, you do not need to.
In common law, you do not need to.

These are the ones l know.
Basically, marriages are contracts.. and death invalidate them all.

There's more than meet the eyes..

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Health / Re: I Went To See A Doctor Today Because Of My Illness And This Happened by CloudResident(m): 12:51pm On Aug 22, 2023
ojun50:

No vex, na native doctors dey view am now, the medical doctors dey on duty. Wait make them come out from break them go see am
cheesy
. grin
Pets / Re: Dog Mauls Owner's 4-Year-Old Son To Death In Rivers (Graphic Photo) by CloudResident(m): 9:44pm On Jul 18, 2023
Oh No! This could have been avoided. My guess is the dog is either a rottweiler or Pitbull.
People should learn about dogs' before breeding them, especially their temperament.

Remember, there are no bad dogs. Only bad owners.
RIP to the innocent kid.

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Politics / Re: South-East Lost N4trn In 2 Years To Sit-At-Home Order - Deputy Speaker, Ben Kalu by CloudResident(m): 11:49am On Jul 16, 2023
I can now see that the elites in the south east
bear no moral compass to chart solutions to their home grown malaise. Placing financial losses above human lives. Not even a mention of the killings!

Peter Obi recently condemned the 'disruption of business activities' in the southeast while hammering on the killings in other parts of the country. Coincidence you may ask? Maybe. Maybe not, but does it really matter to them?
No! They are busy developing Lagos cheesy

Ezekwesili is on auto mute on issues like this..
The loud silence of their leaders is a passive approval to these nonsense!
The masses are at the recieving end in all of these. Pity.

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Business / Re: Otedola Partners Lagos And AfDB To Start Nigeria’s First PPP Power Transmission by CloudResident(m): 9:04am On Jul 12, 2023
Lagos my Lagos. Raising the standards, always!
Kudos to my President. PBAT
🎵Ain't no stopping us now..we on the move..🎶

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Emerges ECOWAS Chairman by CloudResident(m): 9:51pm On Jul 09, 2023
Another feather added.
Wailing wailers will always wail!
We move. M
Celebrities / Re: See Davido's 7 Baby Mamas - Meet The New Ones, Anita Brown And Ivanna Bay. by CloudResident(m): 8:49am On Jul 02, 2023
Impressive!
Nigeria, France, US et al..
Davido should have been named Abraham,father of nations grin

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Politics / Re: Ambode Joins Sanwo-olu, Fashola, Others At A Reception For Tinubu After 4 Years by CloudResident(m): 8:49pm On Jun 29, 2023
He has learnt his lesson and he's back into the fold, unlike the garrulous Judas Aregbesola..

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Family / Re: I Got Pregnant Without Sexual Intercourse, Woman Tells Court In Kwara by CloudResident(m): 3:21pm On Jun 26, 2023
Wow!
Nairaland / General / Re: What Was It Like Growing Up In The 80s And 90s In Lagos by CloudResident(m): 3:20pm On Jun 26, 2023
Lagos was very exciting through the eighties and nineties.
I remember my grandma going to buy 'Ogun efu' at Ile Dabiri in ita Fa'ji.

Lining the road at idumota where we have the soldier's statue and watching Eyo festival procession..

Bhojson at Oyingbo was a kids delight grin

LWT showing Bruce Lee films from Friday night with that intro song- lala la la laaa..

Dominos at Alagomeji was for the rich.

I can't forget Sandgrouse bread with ewa agonyin at Olushi street cheesy
Gelede and igunnu ko masquerades were scary to us.

Bar beach? l loved it!
What about the LSTC buses?

I nearly got lost when we followed the bus parade of the victorious Nigeria team at the China 85 world cup to Iddo.

Many more but certainly nostalgic.

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Politics / Re: Turkish Shipyard Dearsan To Modernize Nigerian Navy’s Flagship by CloudResident(m): 10:53am On Jun 23, 2023
The outgoing chief of naval staff, Admiral Gambo finally gets his wish in making sure he disbursed the $200m 'budgeted' for the project to the contractor simply because he facilitated it.

A perfect timing by the Turkish contractors in releasing a statement too that effect too!

Now Gambo can go enjoy his last cash out.
More events to unfold later.

Will be back..

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Service Chiefs And Their State Of Origin (Picture) by CloudResident(m): 12:00pm On Jun 20, 2023
The chief of defence staff of from Kaduna. Since when has Kaduna gone to the north west?
Kaduna is north central!
Travel / Re: All You Need To Know About The Lagos Electric BRT (Photos And Videos) by CloudResident(m): 9:21am On Jun 10, 2023
This is no new at all! grin

Lagos state has been known to set the highest standards from way back.
Even as the sons of perfidy, ignited by the flame of hatred set ablaze over a hundred BRT buses across the state shutting the end sars, Lagos remains forward Unshakeable.Unbreakable.
We look forward to seeing more ground breaking achievements sir even as we have an egghead president.

Lagos template should go national!

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Business / Re: Is Lagos The Best Place For Dangote Refinery? by CloudResident(m): 11:23am On May 23, 2023
From what I have read so far about this amazing feat, not a mention of pollution!

Make Island real estate no go crash o
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Death Merchant Viktor Bout Tells Trump To Flee To Russia For Safety (Pix) by CloudResident(m): 6:57am On Apr 08, 2023
internationalman:
So if Trump ever chooses to flee America for safety you think Russia will his destination country?

Trump would rather risk being in jail in America than freedom in Russia.. Yes he's that arrogant and prideful and that's what I like most about him.

Bro, I think you should go read 'House of Putin.House of Trump '

Trump's relationship with Russia and especially Putin goes deeper than one can imagine!
There are more that lies beneath the call..
Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Notches 100th Career Goal Faster Than Lionel Messi And Ronaldo by CloudResident(m): 12:39pm On Feb 19, 2023
Now give me a reason why we shouldn't celebrate this rising star.
The world is at your feet. More breakthroughs..
Education / Re: Dayo Duyile, 80-year-old Veteran Journalist, Bags Phd From UNILAG by CloudResident(m): 9:52am On Jan 11, 2023
Jashub:
Wasted certificate

Sports / Football Loses Another Legend. by CloudResident(m): 4:17pm On Jan 06, 2023
Ex-Italy, Chelsea and Juventus striker Gianluca Vialli dies aged 58

Vialli, whose death comes just weeks after Sinisa Mihajlovic and Brazilian legend Pele, passed away last night surrounded by his family following a five-year cancer battle.

'We thank the many who have supported him over the years with their affection. The memory of him and his example will live forever in our hearts,' his family wrote in a statement.

GIANLUCA VIALLI'S LAST PUBLIC WORDS
Speaking on December 14, announcing he was leaving his role with the Italy team, Vialli said:

'At the end of a long and difficult 'negotiation' with my wonderful team of oncologists I have decided to suspend, I hope temporarily, my present and future professional commitments.

'The goal is to use all the psycho-physical energies to help my body overcome this phase of the disease, so that I will be able as soon as possible to face new adventures and share them with all of you.'


His death follows a battle with pancreatic cancer, with his condition worsening in the week leading up to Christmas and family rushing to his bedside in a London hospital.

Sampdoria fans also showed their support until the end as they hung a supportive banner outside the London hospital where he was being treated.

'I am deeply saddened,' said Italian Football Federation president Gabriele Gravina.


Vialli would serve as Chelsea's player-manager and then manager, leading them to the European Cup Winners' Cup and the League Cup in 1998, plus the FA Cup in 2000.

Following the news, Chelsea tweeted in tribute: 'You'll be missed by so many. A legend to us and to all of football. Rest in peace, Gianluca Vialli.'

Chelsea chairman Todd Boehly and co-controlling owner Behdad Eghbali then added: 'This is truly an awful day for Chelsea Football Club.

Vialli was diagnosed with the illness for a second time in 2021, having been given the all-clear in April 2020 following a 17-month struggle.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-11557703/Gianluca-Vialli-dead-Former-Italy-Chelsea-Juventus-striker-dies-aged-58.html?ito=native_share_article-top

Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode: Demons In APC Have Relocated To PDP by CloudResident(m): 4:58am On Oct 25, 2022
But you, the king demon in PDP have relocated to APC!
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Oba Ogunwusi Finally Marries Fourth Wife, Set To Marry 5th(pictures) by CloudResident(m): 3:18pm On Oct 15, 2022
festacman:
With four Oloris and may be a couple more on the way, nobody will notice if one Olori vex go her papa house. No more embarrassment for Ooni as life in the palace would continue like nothing happened. grin

Guy,I reason you.
Sense nor go keeh you grin
Politics / Re: Dele Momodu: I Love Tinubu But I Place Nigeria Above Friendship by CloudResident(m): 11:41am On Aug 27, 2022
We should not trust this man.. He's one of them sad
He's not OBIdient, hence can't be YUSful!

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