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Health / Re: Over 50 Corpses Gutted By Fire At Enugwu-ukwu General Hospital Mortuary by CloudResident(m): 9:05am On Dec 30, 2018
This one na double wahala for deadi bodi o undecided
Politics / Re: Police Parade The Killers Of Alex Badeh (video) by CloudResident(m): 8:36pm On Dec 27, 2018
Adobilivit!
Politics / Re: Kwarans Bombarded Saraki With "OLE" "THIEF" "OTOGE" On Live Radio by CloudResident(m): 6:45am On Dec 26, 2018
His beginning of the end. Send him back to his origin -Abeokuta!
Nairaland / General / Re: Father Christmas Drinking Beer At A Bar In Ibadan, Oyo State. Photo by CloudResident(m): 8:18am On Dec 24, 2018
Yemike:
He just wanna relax His muscles.

It's not easy to be in that heavy costume.

cheesy
Fashion / Re: How Do I Undo My Bleached Skin? by CloudResident(m): 7:27am On Dec 22, 2018
Hmmm I pity you in the first place. Skin bleaching arises more out of loss of self confidence.You just gained that back.
Why didn't you show us your knuckles at least,because some people have green knuckles! grin

Anyways Shea butter with a mixture of original honey will restore your skin color.

Black is beautiful. Always remember that.
Celebrities / Re: Gevevieve Nnaji & Her Parents At The Private Screening Of Her Movie, Lions Heart by CloudResident(m): 8:11pm On Dec 21, 2018
Hmmm I still recognize her. Mrs Nnaji AKA Mrs. Energy due to the way she beat us back then in my primary school AHCPS Aguda S/lere in the mid eighties.
God don bless you but I wish you long life ma'am.
Politics / Re: I Prostrated For Amosun, Begged Him For Governorship Ambition - Dapo Abiodun by CloudResident(m): 10:00pm On Dec 20, 2018
Why not beg the masses?

Why not beg the electorate?

More importantly why prostate to one man for him to allow you serve your people?

Chai! I smell thievery here

Politics / Re: Ex-Kano Deputy Governor, Other Top Kwankwaso Loyalists Rejoin APC by CloudResident(m): 9:44pm On Dec 20, 2018
Either from Apc to pdp or vice versa One thing is clear. Both were pre planned by either party
Crime / Re: Soldier Abducts LASTMA Officer After Passing BRT Lane (photos) by CloudResident(m): 10:04am On Dec 19, 2018
EbukaHades10:
Wrong on the part of the soldiers on all levels but the LASTMA guy for no dey form Bruce Lee.



Now see wetin happen

So trying to snap a picture of a bus is now forming Bruce Lee
Guy change your doctor, he's not a qualified one!

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Celebrities / Re: My Special Effects Scare Me At Night – Hakeem Effect by CloudResident(m): 10:40am On Dec 15, 2018
adisasegun:
And his supportersg

Bahd guy cheesy they are coming for you o
Politics / Re: 2019: Atiku’s Not Alternative To Buhari’s Incompetence – Junaid Mohammed by CloudResident(m): 6:18am On Dec 15, 2018
Gbam!Well said.
Education / Re: President Buhari Okays 65-year Retirement Age For Teachers by CloudResident(m): 1:40pm On Dec 14, 2018
Issokay. What's the life expectancy in Nigeria that you're signing sixty five years?
Kwantinu undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Dolapo Badmos Wearing Military Camouflage. Fans React by CloudResident(m): 10:05am On Dec 12, 2018
Besides check out those knuckles, are they camo too? grin
Health / Re: Man Drinks Bottle Of Gin To Impress His Friends, See What Happened Later. Photo by CloudResident(m): 11:41am On Dec 07, 2018
And it's people this that can't afford even two square meals a day.
Result of awoof. grin

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Education / Re: Teacher Brutalizes Nursery 1 Pupill Over Assignment by CloudResident(m): 11:37am On Dec 07, 2018
What a beast of a mother/teacher! I don't have issues with the teacher. I have serious doubts as to why the school should not be closed down indefinitely.

The kid was entrusted into the schools care which in turn felt the teacher should attempt murder on the innocent kid! A five year old for crying out loud!
This is beyond economic frustration please.It's so so horrible.
Politics / Re: Buhari Mulls Cabinet Reshuffle Ahead Of 2019 Elections by CloudResident(m): 9:20am On Dec 07, 2018
So cabinet reshuffling is dependent on elections now and not on performance or urgent national need

National and internal seniority breaches,under perforning ministers including Ministers of sports, defence and yourself!

Let's get serious for once
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 5th December 2018 by CloudResident(m): 12:16am On Dec 06, 2018
grin

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Family / Re: Lady Narrates How Her Friend's Husband Buys Things From Side Chick For Wife by CloudResident(m): 9:50pm On Dec 01, 2018
So even after benefiting from the largesse you still dey find time Social media aproko

Na win /win situation for everybody nah.side chick makes more profit, wife gets more gifts, man gets freedom of choice to nack, and you, same you benefit from the leftovers grin
Crime / Re: Joseph Nnamdi Sentenced To Death In Malaysia For Drug Trafficking by CloudResident(m): 9:43pm On Nov 30, 2018
*Joseph Nnamdi .Well no surprise. It's the normal.
But the name Nnamdi... Chai are you thinking what am thinking wink

Nna bet why whyyy
Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Photos From Actress Lota Chukwu's 29th Birthday by CloudResident(m): 6:02am On Nov 30, 2018
Yes in a long while we got the definition of beautiful here..The concept, the scenery,the simplicity and above all the lady herself!
No bleaching, toning or glow as they love to call it.

She is beautiful. kiss

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Travel / Re: Bus Conveying Schoolchildren Catches Fire On The Road In Port-harcourt. Photos by CloudResident(m): 9:19pm On Nov 26, 2018
CuTTiieAngeL:
Rip to the dead, the lord gives and he has taken

See where your rush to become FTC has landed you bah?

Travel / Re: Lagos Conductor Sleeping On Duty While Car Is Moving by CloudResident(m): 10:00pm On Nov 23, 2018
GrammarNazi1:


Methinks you should pay more attention to the. message. As a matter of fact I never noticed until I read your comment. The message therein is deep.
Politics / Re: Shehu Sani Reacts To Buhari’s Appraisal Of Jonathan by CloudResident(m): 9:51pm On Nov 20, 2018
Jonathan was not divisive.
Jonathan was not a bigot.
Jonathan was not Lifeless

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Crime / Re: UBA customer collapses after losing money due to alleged bank’s negligence. by CloudResident(m): 9:14am On Nov 18, 2018
MicNz:
He should have withdrawn all his money before demanding for a closure of the account.


Financial service providers are not allowed to close accounts containing customers' money therein.


I just hope he recovers from this sha...

You are wrong bro. They will issue a draft ifo the beneficiary. That's all.
Mind you, bank drafts have immediate value irrespective of the bank it is lodged unlike clearing cheques.
Politics / Re: 100 Kwara Communities Without Electricity For Over 100 Years by CloudResident(m): 9:33pm On Nov 13, 2018
The case of Gwanara district is highly pathetic. It is the largest District in the local government area yet perennially neglected.I have been there a couple of times due to their extreme amiable nature.
From kenu, to chikanda to Gwanara to Taberu etc

The late governor Moh'd Lawal was in the process of fixing the roads before his death. The drainages are still there.
Recently the major road into the area was being tarred only to be stopped at halfway!
The people of The area are predominantly farmers with large plantations of Cashew,yam, cassava and maize yet neglected. undecided putting them at the mercies of people of Saki who act as middle men to merchants from Lagos. (They stop at Saki due to the bad nature of the road) thereby ripping them off. angry
Saraki landed by helicopter the last time he campaigned there. Yes it is that bad even with his convoy of SUVs.

The government of kwara state is a microcosm of the Nigerian state.
Rich yet poor.,due to lack of good leadership ,fueled by insatiable appetite for corruption and controlled by the Saraki dynasty.

They shall be free!
Crime / Re: Female Colonel slaps policeman who called her a prostitute in Lagos by CloudResident(m): 5:41pm On Nov 13, 2018
Na only slap?
I expect much more grin

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Health / Re: Market Women Washing Bitterleaf In A Stream In Awka. Photo by CloudResident(m): 1:04pm On Nov 06, 2018
profakins22:

oyah, biological student, lets call a spade what it is and stop being sentimental by science reasoning, and then not all bacteria and micro-organism dies on heating,maybe you should check that out.

Abeg tell am.
Health / Re: Market Women Washing Bitterleaf In A Stream In Awka. Photo by CloudResident(m): 1:02pm On Nov 06, 2018
naijaguy123456:
Another reason Igbo want to die in Lagos. The day our mother in Yoruba land started using dirty water like this to wash vegetables meant for general consumption, that state government or local government will be gone.

Why you can't provide nonstop water, at least provide little for the essentials. Invest in your people and region , Igbo no go hear word. The eastern states governors treat them worst than even the ones not from the east.

Blunt as a hammer.
Bitter truth. Truth hurts.
Celebrities / Re: '' I Don't Wanna Be Single Anymore'' - Onyii Alex Cries Out by CloudResident(m): 12:40pm On Nov 06, 2018
Left right, left right, left right, left...

Modified * Just passing by . lipsrsealed
Religion / Re: "His Name Is Not Jesus" - Daddy Freeze Condemns The Name 'Jesus' by CloudResident(m): 6:20am On Nov 01, 2018
To seek is to know.
Daddy Freeze really made some salient points here,even with facts!
Why not try and find out too instead of all this blind emotional outbursts.

Am also aware that Sabbath day is originally Saturday.
Beat that too! grin

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Politics / Re: Afenifere Suspends Omisore Over Osun Elections by CloudResident(m): 8:56am On Oct 31, 2018
Who Afenifere epp nah?
They are arguably a bunch of comedians for all I care!
Misplaced priorities of non pensionable people undecided
What's their business with Osun politics?
Politics / Re: Army Receives Large Consignment Of Ammunition At Abuja Airport. Photos by CloudResident(m): 9:41pm On Oct 30, 2018
These are not for public consumption.
Be professional for once !

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