stunnert:
Those goats must be from ijebu ode. The goats from that side stubborn wella. I remember that year when I go do my youth service for that angle. I go arrange all the things wey I wan take cook put for the backyard open kitchen before I enter house go carry something come back I go don see those goats don dey attacak my foodstuffs, even if you pursue them they no go run, they go just shift back give you space then they wait make you enter house before they attack again

No dey lose guard bro!

Na wash!

longetivity:
Bubu I command u to resign as president of naija.

kirichoco!
Kirichoco!!
Kirichoco!!!

Guy no be Kirichoco,read am well. No let Bubu curse sef catch you

I hereby command you Bubu to resign as the president..

Kiricocho!
Kiricocho!!
Kiricocho!!!

When Nigeria intelligence can kidnap a fugitive and ship him back home

When DSS can invade the house of an activist the dead of the night and kill people

When EFCC can bust into citizens privacy in an hotel after snatching keys from the staff looking for fraudsters
And you're surprised by the action of these soldiers

You must be a citizen of Mars!
This is where we are.
But I can only blame Bubu and Desmond Ediot

E don dey happen taytay! So was going to work that particular evening many years back when the conductor tried to charge me the cost of ikeja as the same as second gate after Guinness from Alhaja 1,Agege.We argued and shouted at each other and in the end he collected the fare from me.
As the vanagone bus moved after I got down, the conductor tried to slap me which I was prepared for and dodged. I slapped him instead and he quickly called on his driver to wait.
In short the guy beat me that day.

Stop living in the past, oil is going out of fashion.
The world is giong green!
Diversification is key.

Anyways this is bad news for Bubu.
Future cows won't have where to graze...

A slave governor spotted.
Weldone!

Only God knows how much of taxpayers money was used in buying that heavy gold jewelry on her neck and arms.

Una eyes go soon clear.

Dr Peter Okoye congrats!

That Land Rover no change o. E don tay.
Dem still dey use am for naija up till now

Nice one. Proud of you man!
Only if Nigeria were Nigeria
Can't wait to see Anthony Joshua/Deontay Wilder match.

Statement of a mad man!
Make America sef join rig am he no dey win.Tinubu ko, Obalende nii.
Proudly Oduduwa.

A 40k job in a bank is a contract job! Fact.
Banks contract job is glorified slavery. Yes.
There go with keke Napep.if you channel your energy into it and with God on your side, a 40k/month banker will be saying sir to you in a few years time, especially when you have expanded. Trust me and don't waste your productive years. If you have ears listen
Contract jobs in the bank is evil I repeat!
May God pave a better way for those presently entangled there.

NPA=corruption,stealing
EFCC=Corruption

The choice is yours but remember both are still under the 'lifeless one'
Think!

Point of correction, she's no more your fiancee!
Thank God she even confessed to you.

Eat this those you can and give out those you can among the list you have bought.

Start all over again. Remember "No matter how far you have gone on a wring road, turn back"-Taoism proverb

Brainless!

64 or 54? she doesn't look her age,even with the minimal make up.

Lesson to intending bleaching gangs. Black is bae.Love who you are!
BTW happy birthday ma'am.

It's actually good.
Good for intercity transportation .
Especially in Ibadan.

What else do you expect?
If you expect more then.. am sorry

Leave the North. Let them continue to move their doors to Cameroun and Niger. Those two countries sef no get Lagos demand alone talk less of the whole south

At least our forest and farmlands go dey safe of kidnappers and bandits.

It's time for the South to rethink their agricultural revolution strategies.
Who North epp sef

Same Hisbah?!!

Pele..

Was it the137 cars bought during the covid19 national lock down last year?

The sum of over 2billion was also hurriedly approved to that effect.

Everybody l'ole. E ni ilemoba ni barawo..

Those that fell were simply part of the bigger fish on a United mission. You still are part of us although in a different form.

The predatory fishes must be chased out or consumed.
Together we can!

Thunder fire you!
The blood of the innocent and loyal soldiers you and your cohorts sacrificed on the altar of your ill-gotten wealth will always come back to haunt you now and forever. Amen

Word!

There's fire on the mountain...
Bubu has failed us finally finally.

We go dey chill with popcorn and coke, waiting to hear the full gist.

My comment is just Lol �. If you know you know. Lol � once again!

Sakamanje!

A cheat will always be a cheat.Trust me!

Nigerians.Touching lives wherever they go