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NeekolazWorld:
The Adelekes were chopped during the elections all in the name of campaigns.

They were re-chopped after the elections all in the name of getting back stolen mandate.

And now they will continue to chop them by washing their head that they will get that sit anyhow in the next election.

Remember the saying, a p***y once chopped can always be re-chopped as long as the chopper and the choppee agrees that the last time it was chopped, it was WELL CHOPPED.

ClintonNzedimma:
If Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest


Zlatan lost his Virginity before his parents


Zlatan kicked a horse neck, the horse descendants were known as girrafes

The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.


One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.


Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive

One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.


When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house


In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.


Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.


Zlatan beat Monalisa in a staring
competition


Before Mark Zuckerberg coded facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan


Zlatan Gmail account is gmail@zlatan.com


When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.


When Zlatan Ibile saw Zlatan , He went back home as Ibile


When Zlatan gave a handshake to Banky W, Banky W started plaiting dada


When nairaland moves Zlatan topic to front page, they experience server error.

When Zlatan saw Naira Marley's soapy dance, he was disgusted, EFCC called Naira Marley back


When Wizkid met Zlatan, He became WizMan


When Zlatan wanted to vote, INEC servers started working


When Zlatan visited Aso Rock, Buhari was not lifeless


When Zlatan entered BBnaija, he evicted Big Brother.


When Zlatan came to game of thrones, Tyrion Lannister became a tall person

When Zlatan entered X-factor, he voted Simon Cowell out


When Zlatan is watching a movie with people at Silverbird cinema, and his phone rings, he pauses the movie

When Zlatan met Frank Edoho, the show was renamed Who wants to be a Zlatannaire


When Zlatan wants to write an exam, he is the one invigilating the invigilator

When Zlatan saw Local Man Can Can, Zlatan was still not impressed

OlawaleSmarter0:
Statistics says otherwise and you can keep deceiving yourself


IDPs Camp all over South East, people in Anambra are beggars, Imo people sell their babies because of hunger and poverty, People in Ebonyi are Alimanjiri that Hawk all over South West.

You are just deluded

babzo:
Say no to thuggery and hooliganism? Your write up itself is from the mind of a thug. A gentleman finds better ways to express himself.
Thugs and hooligans ALWAYS have to use gutter luggage and insults. Its the only way they know.
Well done area boy!

babzo:
Good intentions. Wrong way
You are not a military administrator? Will you scrap NLC or some other organization too?
Why making 10,000 new enemies 2nd day of your administration? Why not use wisdom and conquer them through divide and rule?

iammo:




If only they use all these energy they are exhuasting on Tinubu's matter to project a candidate from their region,. Tinubu this, Tinubu that ... yet they are getting quite irrelevant in National Politics day in day out.

In life , one should be careful of people who are unambitious and unprogressive but spend 99.9% of their time trying to stop others from been progressive and ambitious because of envy.

Galatians 6:4; "Let each one examine his own work. Then he can take pride in himself and not compare himself with someone else."

Proverbs 14:30; "A heart at peace gives life to the body, but envy rots the bones."

So ask yourself why you have made your life to revolve around Yorubas or Tinubu when you can be promoting your own agenda

NaijaRoyalty:
Yoruba people are one of the major problems of this country so let the north continue to rule if the south east aren't ready.

KingAzubuike:
This salah is an overhyped bunch of shìt. He is just Willian part 2. Same style, same kick and follow gameplay . Willian is a bit better sef.