₦airaland Forum

I want to take over as the president of Nigeria, I'm officially declaring my interest in the job as I'm more qualified than the man currently occupying that position.

Ps: i thought obasanjo was dead, someone tell him that dead men don't talk

PiccoloBrunelli:
He won't get a job until he knows the difference between I'm and Am

Well spotted!

This one na jamb question oo. E go hard make i no lie you

LadyPrecy:
Naaah not interested.

Then you're guilty as charged

Preca:
not true...why are you lying now

No miss, I'm not lying oo. This Nairaland girls dey open mouth, by their faces you will know.

LadyPrecy:
How many NL girls sleeps at your place

Alot but I can send every last one of them away if you accept to sleep as a trial.

I rate her 1/2 out of 10

It's very true especially the Nairaland girls

Who asked her? She should come and do those productive things in naija naa. Has been looking for relevance

I like that, even buhari cannot stand with himself. A man who does not have any qualifications is the president of Nigeria in this age and time.

#IStandWith2baba

Not a bad intention but that statue is hideous

Nigerian music is terrible

What stiupid professor? Is it not these ones that sleep with every young girls on campus? madman

There's no shame in accepting the glaring fact that Nigeria is too much a load for Buhari. He should just resign, he's failed in every single way.

So isn't a shame that a president cannot seek medical attention in his country? have we ever seen another president vacation in this country let alone come for medical attention?

Since he took over the seat, it's been globetrotting all the way.

Don't blame the man called Trump, no body wants to be killed by this blood sucking religion. They should be banned all over the world

hushyp:
See dem, olosho patronizer....

What makes you think so? Is it because I say it's childish to make a thread outa it?

Anyway, that's not even a real woman, it's a scam

Beautiful gyal

Don't watch them

jchioma:
Dear Brethren, in Exodus 4:22 God Himself said, "And thou shalt say unto Pharaoh, Thus saith the LORD, Israel is my son, even my firstborn". And in John 3:16, a mere man by the name of John said: "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in him should not perish, but have everlasting life". Who are we to believe?. I love God and want to serve Him according to His way, and not by the concoctions of men. I want to believe God ONLY, but will I go to hell for not believing in Jesus as I doubt his story? Bible scholars should please me out. Thank you.

Why don't you 'atheists' quit being obsessed about Christianity and practice whatever it's you practice? I ain't got time to waste trying to convince folks like you.

Ok i don't normally do this but you got it...
I'm no relationship expert (no one is) but I can tell that you're very inexperienced and this has got no'in to do with love. This is probably your first relationship?, you think you are in love but no, you aren't.

You're so called boyfriend has got no issue, the truth is, he's not in a relationship with you - he's not in a relationship with anyone not even himself. He needs to be alone to sort out himself

What you need to do is concentrate on understanding relationships as an adult because right now you're grossly naive like countless young girls in the UK.

Love is exaggerated

So what's the point exposing her? What do you stand to gain?

omokab:
since you have been sending this repeatedly in all cases related to Islam please tell us your achievement. How many were you able to convert to your lie and extorting religion that even preach more hate and killing than any other religion? If you like twist the quran verses more than this to suit your supporters, it has nothing to do for Islam. Islam is peace and shall remain to be peace forever.

Haha! religion of pieces you meant. Not even among yourselves has there been peace. It's constant maiming, stoning, flogging, beheading, bombing, child molestation and many other savegeries.

Hideous Attention seeking lunatics everywhere

Take my advice, forget relationship for now cos you're not mature enough for one

Because it's mine and I do what pleases me

Don't the police practice corruption openly everyday on our roads? Why this come as a surprise? Nigeria police force is rotten

White, that's a white Jesus. It should've been a black Jesus

My question is, why do people pay for employment in Nigeria? You're looking for a job, you still have to pay the employer? This doesn't make sense

Buhari should just quit; he's inept, grossly incompetent