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Education / Re: Omg!!see Egg N10 I Bought Just Now by CltrAltDelicious(m): 5:26pm On Aug 14, 2016
Change don catch chicken too

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Celebrities / Re: Wilson Joshua: 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Nollywood Actor by CltrAltDelicious(m): 5:22pm On Aug 14, 2016
Pls how do I comment





















cheesy cheesy cheesy
Religion / Re: Jesus And Technology by CltrAltDelicious(m): 5:19pm On Aug 14, 2016
He also drives an Accord cheesy John 12:49
Sports / Re: Whats Your Opinion On The New EPL Display Scoreboard by CltrAltDelicious(m): 5:28pm On Aug 13, 2016
Poor
Fashion / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by CltrAltDelicious(m): 10:52am On Aug 01, 2016
Goodluck bruh

I vote for Ichommy Cc NLJega

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Romance / Re: Here Is My Hausa Girlfriend (picture) : Let's See Your Girlfriend by CltrAltDelicious(m): 7:12pm On Jul 30, 2016
Dis oloriburuku Op can lie for Africa

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Religion / Re: Pastor Fails To Resurrect After Telling People To Bury Him Alive by CltrAltDelicious(m): 4:31pm On Jul 30, 2016
One less dullard in the world undecided

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Religion / Re: Where Was My Spirit/soul When I Lost Consciousness? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 5:41pm On Jul 16, 2016
Pidggin:


It's not your fault
grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Where Was My Spirit/soul When I Lost Consciousness? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 4:26pm On Jul 16, 2016
Pidggin:
Www.google.com[ quote author=HardMirror post=47598865]
Tell us about where you found yourself. I have talked with lots of people who have fainted and they did not experience anything. In fact you won't even know you fainted. It is just like an eye blink as if nothing happened. [/quote


I saw people trying to resuscitate me but I was experiencing something else (very briefly) at peace somewhere else (bluish bright place) then I came around again. It was a long time ago tho.
You see what nollywood has done to people :/

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Religion / Re: Is It Biblical To Say "Develop A Personal Relationship With God"? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 10:37am On Jul 03, 2016
hahn:


The guy na idiot before sef. Abeg help me tell am say make him cry well well. Shebi him and your own momsi dey share the same bed. I heard they fell in love grin
Boss u badt gan grin grin grin
Religion / Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by CltrAltDelicious(m): 2:18pm On Jun 30, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Religion / Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by CltrAltDelicious(m): 12:20pm On Jun 29, 2016
blessedvisky:

What do you mean?
I know you think what you wrote up there makes sense
Religion / Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by CltrAltDelicious(m): 10:22am On Jun 29, 2016
blessedvisky:
Lol. Op must be feeling fly right now.
1) The Earth God created is not the earth we have today.
When God created the earth, there was nothing like lakes, islands, etc. There was no rain too. There was nothings like winter, summer, temperature was uniform. There were no seasons before the flood. They came after . Read Gen 8:10. All these things came after the flood. Asking how kangaroos and penguins got there is just pure stupidity, considering that no islands existed then (Australia and Antarctica are just really big islands).

2) when God was done with creation, the land was separate from the water, and we can deduce from inference that there were 3 major water 'banks' the waters above the earth, the one on the earth( this is d one gathered together and separate from the land), and the one under the earth ( the fountains of the deep) read Gen 1: 6-10, Gen 7:11. Imagine the waters from and above and below all coming on the earth shocked cry. That's why the earth's surface is 70% water today. God didn't make it that way. The water from Noah's flood never left the earth.but the earth was never going to be d same again. It is water that separates d continents from each other, which wasn't so from d beginning (all land was one before) . Could Moses have known about continents? I don't think so. You must know that it's after this flood of North that the earth changed dramatically.

3) it's highly possible and very reasonable that the mount ararat is not the same as the one today. Reason?

If you read the Genesis account, you'll see Adam naming all the animals. Of course we know that no animal bears the name Adam gave it today because different languages developed during Gen 11. So the mount that Moses called Ararat is most likely not the same one bearing that name today. Languages have changed much since Noah's time. Using a modern day mountain's height to judge the height of the flood is silly on your own part.

I'll stop here for now.
cheesy Waris dis

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Religion / Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by CltrAltDelicious(m): 6:47am On Jun 29, 2016
oweniwe:


That shows you're very ignorant.

If aeroplane as big as five storey buildings can fly, an horse... Even elephants will fly if they have suitable wings.

Dragons existed up to the 14th century before they went extinct. Do your research well.

If you go into the forests you will see species that science have not even classified....

Try and think outside your brain ... It has nothing to do wth being a Christian or religion.

If the pyramids in Egypt could be built without cranes and steel rods.... If they could build free standing obelisks as tall as skyscrappers and the obelisks are even still standing today in Rome ... Then tower of babel was definitely real... And it is very possible for noah to have built that ark.

The climate of those times is definitely not d same we have now.

My grandpa told me that when he was a teen, there were 22 hours in a day and not 24hours we presently have..

Try think outside your brain.
Dragon exist ke... and who told you the Egyptian dont have a knowledge of architecture, mathematics etal.
and 22 hours in a day? nigga wtf
Please next time you want to comment in a public forum do your research first. Abeg leave buybull alone and read a science text book

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Programming / Re: Python Tutorial by CltrAltDelicious(m): 11:58am On Jun 23, 2016
FTC grin
Space booked

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Religion / Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 4:27pm On Jun 19, 2016
DedeNkem:


Religion convinced gullible people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But he loves you. He loves you, and he needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! I don’t know if your god exists, but it would be better for his reputation if he didn’t.

When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church.

Religion is the greatest manipulative tool man ever created. Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.
nice writeup
Am a big fan of George Carlin

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Religion / Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 4:22pm On Jun 19, 2016
blesoh:

Hmmmmmmm, where do you worship
I ain't got time for church
Religion / Re: How Does One Hear From God? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 10:23am On Jun 19, 2016
Since you know how to reach him can you help me with his/her/it contact info, me and him get yarn asap, I need a new laptop

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Religion / Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 9:49am On Jun 19, 2016
God needs my money undecided

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Religion / Re: Causes Of Atheism by CltrAltDelicious(m): 9:39am On Jun 19, 2016
Everybody was born an atheist some of us just stop believing the lies we have been told since childhood smiley

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Religion / Re: Did Jesus Actually Died For Our Sins?? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 7:32am On Jun 19, 2016
sonOfLucifer:
A young carpenter's son woke up one morning and claimed he was God. While people were going about their businesses, young man hired 12 poor Fishermen, and was walking around the village performing magic. Soon, the villagers got pissed at him, set him up and had him slaughtered on a cross.



And you think he was thinking about you in Africa?
grin grin grin cheesy
Religion / Re: Why Is The Earth More Technologically Advanced Than Heaven? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 9:14am On Jun 13, 2016
theoneJabulani:
obviously, u should have realized DAT when Jesus came to earth to learn carpentry to build mansions in heaven
grin grin grin grin grin

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Religion / Re: Why Is The Earth More Technologically Advanced Than Heaven? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 9:12am On Jun 13, 2016
AdoptedSon:
You are annoying me. 'mumu god'. what are you, wretch?
Why are you pained? Cant the so called god defend itself

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Religion / Re: Why Is The Earth More Technologically Advanced Than Heaven? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 7:53am On Jun 12, 2016
smartestrichie:


I wish u could understand how great God is. As high as the heavens are above the earth so are the ways of God higher than that of humans
Please where is heaven

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Religion / Re: Finally, Atheists Can Be Proven Wrong! by CltrAltDelicious(m): 10:16am On Jun 08, 2016
None of them go show face grin its like they don't believe in their own god

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Science/Technology / Re: Strange Rainfall In Kpalime Togo (Video, Pics) by CltrAltDelicious(m): 10:33am On Jun 03, 2016
Am I the only person seeing a busted pipe
Religion / Re: The Foolishness Of Atheist by CltrAltDelicious(m): 10:32am On Jun 01, 2016
modelmike7:
Op, God bless you. Only a fool says in his heart that there is no God!
Yea a wish man will say it out loud wink
Religion / Re: The Untold Story of Job By Johnydon22 by CltrAltDelicious(m): 12:10pm On May 28, 2016
Johny johny johny how many time I call You better come and complete dis tin oooo

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Religion / Re: The Second Coming Of Christ Imminent! by CltrAltDelicious(m): 8:30am On May 25, 2016
johnydon22:
Yeah i think Jesus' car broke down on his way here
Heard he drives an accord cheesy

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