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And some people are still defending this psycho of a character with a streight face *face palm*

Two less fools in d world

Abukc:
I hate science and fiction,coz they are base on lie lie things.moreover they tress pass beyond ALMIGHTY boundryy.

Amd yourr holy book has the facts

Its Jonny again with his usual educative thread. Kudo bruh

hahn:


Let me use this opportunity to announce the availability of new plots of land @ the newly built "hotter than fire" estate in hell. It has a beautiful view of heaven and air conditioners have been installed on the streets with music from top artists like Tupac, BIG, Bob Marley, Elvis Presley, Fela and many more! Hurry and order yours now!

Boss put me down for a mansion

Churchtards

sonOfLucifer:

Apparently, he comes before he comes.

U mean he cums before he comes

Hallelujah the return of the messiah 2.0

Welcome to the party bro

joseph1013:
[b]A LONG (INCOHERENT?) RANT...

This post is inspired by a video I watched just now about Pastor Chris Oyakhilome waving his hands and causing people to fall down in droves.

Yesterday, a pharmacist friend of mine was lying down on his sitting room couch totally exhausted from the day's work when a call came in from the hospital. He had just left the same hospital around 4pm and by 5.30pm a call came in again. He was already asleep in his work clothes on the couch at home and less than 2 hours later he was needed at the hospital again.

To tell you the truth he was annoyed by that call. He didn't want to go. But then he remembered that he is in a remote village where medical services are very scarce and this particular hospital has, right now, just 1 doctor and 2 pharmacists.

So he went back to the hospital and met a patient's relative and the issue was that their relative has died and they needed to sort out everything before moving the body out of the hospital. He didn't even know what to feel by that information. He offered a few half-hearted words of comfort and set about doing what he came for...

What is the point of this anecdote?

The point is, these guys there (doctors, nurses, pharmacists etc) are the real miracle workers. They are the people who ACTUALLY help humanity. They don't always succeed. Sometimes people die. Sometimes they make mistakes. Sometimes they are not as empathetic as they should. But they are humans. They don't have super powers. They could do with some superpowers right now because there are cases you see and you just know...
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Look around you, there are real life problems that we need super powers for. This power of the Holy Ghost Pastor Chris was wasting on his church members (to push them down with some wave of hand) could be channelled into defeating Boko Haram. I'm not joking. This is not a sarcastic statement. The Nigerian Government has tried. We gave money to Dasuki to fight them and he shared it among his friends. I'm pretty sure this Power of the Holy Ghost cannot be embezzled like this.

Take Pastor Chris and a few Soldiers to the BH enclave. Have him hit them with this Air Bending ability and let the soldiers capture them as they are incapacitated. I don't want to hear anybody talk about "Testing the Lord your god." Elijah challenged the 450 prophets of Baal into a pissing contest to TEST the power of their respective gods. I can't count how many times this has been a topic for preaching in church. Moses did a magic contest with Pharaoh and his men. So spare me that buls**t! Jesus Christ promised that his followers would do more than that. Read John 14:12 abeg!

This would not even be a testing. This would be a humanitarian service to the Nation. It is time these big Pastors solve ACTUAL problems for a change.

The truth is, I don't believe that video is real but I realise that in the real sense of it, it doesn't matter what I believe. Right now what I want is for these men with superpowers to solve problems. Help us all. I'm sure God is interested in ending the scourge of Boko Haram. A little Air Bending will help immensely.

When I write posts criticising religion, it is not because I enjoy doing it. But do it I must because not only is religion useless and outdated, it actively hinders the progress of humanity today. When you have adults indulging in this sort of magical thinking, how then are we supposed to progress in the real sense of it? The other time, someone came here asking me to speak with discretion. He has totally missed the reasons I criticize religion. It is painful to watch people who would ordinarily have used their thinking to benefit humanity surrender it because they believe some things should never be questioned. Go to Google, today they dedicate their Google Doodle to John Logie Baird, who 90 years ago today, he invented the mechanical television. He gave the world the gift of the first public demonstration of live television. That was in 1926, 90 years ago! In 2015, in Nigeria, we still cannot manufacture a Television. Isn't that a shame? Our best brains are locked up in Churches asking for God to bless and favour them. And then make their enemies 'fall and die'. SMH

Last I heard, there are less than 20,000 registered Pharmacists in the country today. A country of 170 Million citizens! Take a moment to think about this. I'm sure the story is similar with Doctors. These numbers are simply inadequate to deal with health challenges of this country.

Seriously, we could do with some magical powers here.

In the video I watched, some of the comments on it were about some people who previously doubted the reality of that falling by Pastor Chris' Air bending ability until it happened to them and subsequently their lives changed. This is supposed to tell us that they were once sceptics, LOL.

My friends, that isn't scepticism. Scepticism is not "I used to doubt magic until a magician performed in my presence."

Scepticism is not "I used to doubt the power of Odeshi until I saw a man being shot but the bullets bounced!"

Scepticism is realising that even YOU, the sceptic can be fooled. You are fallible. You are emotional. You have bias. You are ignorant of some things and therefore your scepticism is NOT based on personal experiences but on objective assessment of claims in CONTROLLED conditions.

Are you bullet resistant? Let me bring my own gun and shooter.

Can you heal Cancer? Let me be the one to bring the patient and doctor.

Are you an Air Bender? Come and do it in a controlled setting.

Most of all, use your skills to solve ACTUAL problems. Teach our Military men your bullet proof skills. I'm sure they'll all want it.

Please, send all Boko Haram militants to the floor. Of what use is your Air bending skills in a church auditorium? What problem did it solve for humanity?

Oh, after you fell your life changed? Well, since I became an agnostic/atheist/whatever my life has also changed. What does that prove either way? Nothing. "Life Changing" is a vague statement. It is meaningless. It does nothing to prove the truth or otherwise of a claim. I know a man who claim his life changed when he converted from Christianity to Islam. So?

I'm tired sef. I don't know why I took the time took write this. I'm done. I'm going to pretend like I don't care about what you believe. I'm just going to do what I can and hope that within the next 200 years Nigeria can become something resembling a rational country.

Have a nice day.[/b]

Nice write-up. We Nigerians are so lazy to the point that thinking actually sounds like moving a mountain. We rather believe in childish wishful thinking waiting for some imaginary sky fairy to come and solve our problems it a pity

*following* Good job johnydon22

Its back

Same here

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Happy birthday boss may the FSM bless ur new age

Happy birthday Johny

Thanks for this op you the best

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HCpaul:


But when you die, only to discover that their is God. How will you beg God?

The only uncommon mercy he can have over your soul is to send you back on earth to come and amend your ways and to allow the rejected corner stone to become the chief host of your life.



Don't be panic... He will not destroy the disobedience with something greater than the lake of fire.

This atheist is frightened.

orisa37:
Silly another word for stupid is the opposite of Knowledge and God is Knowledge. Anything opposed to God like athiest is not wise but foolish; not sane but mad; not knowledgeable but silly and does not understand the nature of God but ignorant.

Atheist don't go around believeing snake and donkeys could talk

falcon01:
let me ask you something What purpose do we have if evolution is
real? If evolution is real why don't we see things like half bird half dinosaur, half man half lion, half chicken half frog or half crocodile half pig why all of a sudden things just became perfect Tell me things i don't know

This show you know nothing about evolution
You need a biology text book

Source... Vomited blood ko.. Vomited zobo ni

Excuse of the year

Am you have to open a thread for that

God is as relevant as "ueue" in the word "Queue"

Dude keep making me fall inlove with astronomy nice job bruh

I don't know how these people don't see how stewpid they make their religion

plappville:


Abok.i u missed it. I never asked him to stop. It was an advise. Because he always says people don't understand him.

Ar u pained? Pele I was only giving u an advice too