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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:52pm On May 07, 2019
Coutinho is a total waste of money.

And please busquets needs to retire make e no ruin our memory of the busquets we knew

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:46pm On May 07, 2019
tesppidd:
But Seriously

Tell me in truth, which would you rather we faced?

1. Mane Firmino Salah

2. Mane Origi Shaquiri
You see what i told you bro cry


I just pray we get a goal. Chai see humilation

Its never good to underestimate your opponents
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 5:33am On May 07, 2019
tesppidd:
But Seriously

Tell me in truth, which would you rather we faced?

1. Mane Firmino Salah

2. Mane Origi Shaquiri
Lol. Jokes apart bro 1 for me anyday any time. Although i do realize 1 are definately better than 2

But still i had rather we face number 1. Theres something about shaqiri most especially that i fancy and i have been a fan since his bayern days; i wouldnt like to watch my team play against him, ni be say he better pass salah o. Just my own thoughts
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 3:38pm On May 06, 2019
Isomerizm:
Still can't be touched. I don't see them scoring two, without conceding two, too.
Exactly
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 3:37pm On May 06, 2019
tesppidd:
Seriously?

The only player on the pitch last wednesday better than Mane and Salah was Messi.
I hope they lose Mane as well.

I say it again and again;

If we have to play enyimba and kwara united to win this champions league,

Thank God.
Lol. Fear of the unkwnown my brother

Imagine if one forgotten sturridge or funny enough origi just decide to do abracadabra. I had rather have salah and mane abeg plus i had be more entertained watching liverpool big boys
Education / Re: Gazali Tanimu Best Graduating Student In Saudi Arabia, King Fahad University by ClumsyFlimsy: 1:51pm On May 06, 2019
Pidginwhisper:
Read your comment and tell me why you don't deserve to be labelled an Aboki grin

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cheesy
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen In Owerri Kill 2 Hausa Boys Guarding A Farm (Photos) by ClumsyFlimsy: 1:42pm On May 06, 2019
Authoreety:
D story no too pure o
Why e no pure?. you wan come up with stupid theory say no be fulani kill them probably the indigines abi

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 1:37pm On May 06, 2019
I am disappointed that cules are rejoicing over salahs absence like wtf guys?

I actually feel more threatened in his absence. Make this guys no come mistakenly perform football wonders spring one kind roma 2.0 own us in a weird funny yet brutal way. In salah and mane them atleaest i know what to expect say we go trash dem for anfield. Anywyas we go still triumph come what may
Romance / Re: Man Gives Lady N2k To Help Him Prepare Egusi Soup, She Did This by ClumsyFlimsy: 5:22pm On May 05, 2019
silent10:

You just did the same thing you are accusing her of.
Lol. Shamefully na true. But unlike her i didnt call naija women trash.

Simply most of us Nigerians get problem. Anyways make i modify am
Romance / Re: Man Gives Lady N2k To Help Him Prepare Egusi Soup, She Did This by ClumsyFlimsy: 5:20pm On May 05, 2019
Seriously its almost stupidity if a man doesnt know how to cook. Na confirm jonsing. Cooking dey easy and basic as Bleep. A man shouldnt always depend on his woma for chow. I personally see niggers wey no sabi cook as jonsing men.
Romance / Re: Man Gives Lady N2k To Help Him Prepare Egusi Soup, She Did This by ClumsyFlimsy: 5:11pm On May 05, 2019
safarigirl:
This is the kind of trash men we have in Nigeria, and they walk atound thinking they are the best thing to happen to someone's daughter.

His ilk are everywhere in Nigeria. Imagine 3k to cook egusi and stew wey get meat and chicken inside. A cup of egusi alone is #200 and you'll need more than one cup for egusi. What about tomato, pepper, ugwu, a kilo of chicken is up to 700, and her transport was in this money too.

Better soup na money kill am.
E no dey hard una to bash men. If you talk about only this particular man anything go happen to you. Nawa o trash men indeed

Most naija girls of this generation get problem. No wonder my guy dating a russian say it would be almost impossible for him to have anything to do with naija girl again
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by ClumsyFlimsy: 1:42pm On May 05, 2019
1realBobby:
Shackle vs Augsburg... baba G I just need over 2.5 for my 890k to come through .. Run am for your boy abeg... baba G, e don tey wey I win big. Abeg run am for me
Almost a milla. Sweet. Wish ya the best bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:41pm On May 04, 2019
Debroslink:
Umtiti should be sold asap
Honestly i feel bad for him. Injury done finish am this early stage. Anyways i think he is ok voming from the bench but not for long because even todibo and later on murillo seemed more stable than him. Altbough his game today wasnt so bad sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Liverpool (2 - 3) On 4th May 2019 by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:37pm On May 04, 2019
Kizxee:
Barça losing 2-0 to celta...

Interesting
But next week will still kee loserpool
#GGMU
Lol dont get it twisted na barca b small boys dey lose to celta just only vidal cilessen and umtiti be senior men for pitch

Barca ho still molest liverpool for anfield

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 7:42pm On May 04, 2019
funkyjms:


I think I read the same phrase in the match report published on our site. grin
Abeg which one be ghen ghen pressing again?? grin grin
Use ghen ghen pressing take chop three goals....
Orishirishi! grin
As in eh. Imagine the audacity of this liverpool fans one of my collegaue wey be lfc fan just dey rant say mane and salah gk deal with barca with so much believe and pride all because of their minor progress wey never even begin dey fruitful. I just dey one side dey laugh dey look the guy like say him be slowpoke

The treble is almost as good as done cos obviously eitger of ajax or tottenham cant possibly win us for finals

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 7:20pm On May 04, 2019
airmark:


Na Salah and Mane cause this. Only an away goal was what they needed which they failed to nick.
With or without away goal they should still deliver. Wetin dem need do na to use their almighty ghen ghen pressing take nack barca like 4-0 or 5-0 for anfield and especially as the great virgin defender go pocket messi and suarez
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 6:55pm On May 04, 2019
IKON360:
I watched our match with Liverpool today, we were quite lucky, and Ter Stegen is on his way to being the best GK in Europe.
Liverpool have a ferociously good attack and I now understand why Tesppidd is apprehensive, damn Liverpool can win us o, but they can't eliminate us sha
Liverpool can win barca just like how any other team can win

Liverpool aint winning nothing even at anfield; infact that match won't end draw. They are a good team but still need a lot of upgrade. On the day of the 3 - 0 first leg win i told a friend before the match that barca will win liverpool 4 - 0; i was so confident because i have watched liverpool a lot and believe me they are overhyped, Epl is overhyped. Infact football teams recently abi this season are not as good as before

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 6:49pm On May 04, 2019
ClumsyFlimsy:
Guys which starting lineup would yal like to see today?

All in all for me if valverde bench malcolm thunder go fire am. I want to relax and watch this match well so i can access riqui puig malcolm and wague

Although a part of me would still want the trio of dembele coutinho and macolm to start but i know its not gonna happen; one of them go dey bench i wonder which of em, i just hope say no be malcolm

Nice lineup

Politics / Re: Images At The Ongoing Construction Of Second Niger Bridge At Asaba, Delta State by ClumsyFlimsy: 2:00pm On May 04, 2019
chukel:
my brother, Obi was just an appendage. Why go for less when u could get more. Obi was a VP candidate. While Moghalu was a presidential candidate. We keep making previous mistakes. Reason we get little out of so much struggle and input. Do you know the foolish nnamdi Kanu with his enormous influence could have made south East a haven if he had flown or at least thrown his weight behind a new party and saw to it that the party flew credible, sane and trustworthy individuals as flag bearers for house of assembly, governorship, reps, Senate positions in all states of the south East? We leave issues and chase shadows. Do you know that's the easiest way to get ur biafra? But we do not reason that way. Instead he uses his influence to deceive people, cause chaos and swindle people of money. Despite our superior intelligence, why have we sank this deep.
Legit and smart reasoning. I share same thoughts with you on this
Politics / Re: Images At The Ongoing Construction Of Second Niger Bridge At Asaba, Delta State by ClumsyFlimsy: 1:58pm On May 04, 2019
chukel:
I'm an igbo man. Unfortunately, u r right. The level of hatred igbos exhume towards this government is uncalled for, considering the fact that this government is doing a lot in infrastructure in the south East. They should just in addition open up the ports here.
Shut ur stinking mouth. Which hatred which infrastructure. Yoy deserve to chop better slap

Anuofia
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 12:10pm On May 04, 2019
Guys which starting lineup would yal like to see today?

All in all for me if valverde bench malcolm thunder go fire am. I want to relax and watch this match well so i can access riqui puig malcolm and wague

Although a part of me would still want the trio of dembele coutinho and macolm to start but i know its not gonna happen; one of them go dey bench i wonder which of em, i just hope say no be malcolm
Politics / Re: Buhari To Decide Next Senate President For Us - Omo-agege by ClumsyFlimsy: 2:15pm On Mar 06, 2019
Naija done finally finish

So them legislators go just submit to executive full time. Turn buhari whores just like that. Men i no like saraki but this statement just make me regard the man; atleast he do good small before he was defeated

Next level madness. Chai nawa for this country o

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Is Like Jesus Christ- Festus Keyamo by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:01am On Mar 06, 2019
sainttwist1:
he is from Delta State
Doesn't matter. Afonja can come from anywhere lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Is Like Jesus Christ- Festus Keyamo by ClumsyFlimsy: 8:29am On Mar 06, 2019
Not surprised. Word from an afonja

E no dey hard them to vomit shit

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Politics / Re: Don’t Intimidate Igbo Voters, Tinubu Warns Lagos NURTW Leaders by ClumsyFlimsy: 8:15am On Mar 06, 2019
simpleseyi:


It does not speak Volume, rather it speaks Area and Perimeter. If you do anyhow, you will see anyhow. Last election episode will be a child's play. Stay away from polling units if you are not voting APC. A word is enough for any non-Yoruba who loves life.
Agonjafaggot. yet una want one nigeria

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Politics / Re: Don’t Intimidate Igbo Voters, Tinubu Warns Lagos NURTW Leaders by ClumsyFlimsy: 8:14am On Mar 06, 2019
simpleseyi:


Just as you did in 1967 and sacrifized over three million of your stubborn brethren to the Yoruba gods of iron and thunder. Make thunder fire you there.
Lol. Bitch shut up
Politics / Re: Ohanaeze Didn’t Approve Any Guber Candidate For Lagos – Nwodo by ClumsyFlimsy: 7:12am On Mar 06, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Ohanaeze Ndigbo have now become a mere ridiculous organisation. The leaders of this socio-cultural organisation are either blessed with stupidity or they're in that position to mock all Son's and Daughters of Igbo.

Let's be truthful to ourselves, What happened in Lagos at the Presidential elections cannot be tolerated by the Arewa mafias neither will it be treated with kids gloves by the Odua Peoples Congress.
Very funny. When war start now. Most southerners will diassociate themselves from igbos

Tah come on ijaw boy park well. Wtf do you expect ohanaeze to do. Face ur pdp matter; no dey shook careless matter about igbo people we voted pdp not because we are pdp but because pdp is a better option. The election is over. Deal with it

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Phones / Re: Two Months Old Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge...dual Sim. 32G For Sale. by ClumsyFlimsy: 4:04am On Mar 06, 2019
Anopheles:
The way she said serious buyer grin grin

Money that I'll use and buy s8+ and use change for data...
cheesy asin eh. Her price no jell. The phone no too clear self

See as you done dey pursue potential buyers angry

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