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PoliticsRe: The Igbo Nation Should Forget The Politics Of Nigeria And Focus On Independence by ClumsyFlimsy: 4:50am On Apr 12, 2018
Nigeria is indeed a shit hole

Hardly will you see a patriotic person in this zoo
Even the abokis and afonjas are not patriotic.

Apart from ndigbo; every other tribe in this animal kingdom is docile and lack vision


This country is a disgrace to any sensible human being

Tribalism and religious extremism is the order if the day


I am sick and tired of sharing same country with barbarians and savage terrorists


A Biafra Nation Will be miles ahead of this animal kingdom by far
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 3:53pm On Apr 11, 2018
Someone in bet9ja should play correct scores for 10 virtual

3-3

you can also add other options


cheesy
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Machete A Man In Benue(pics) by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:02am On Apr 11, 2018
NaijaMutant:
The map of Benue will soon be wiped out from Nigeria in our very eyes undecided




Yet we are all silent huh
Shit happens
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 11:15pm On Apr 10, 2018
Barcelona is still the best no matter what

We are more than a club


Most of the bitches trolling us here are chel sea and man u fans so no Elle


Anyways that bastard scared low life valverde must leave this season


This Barca not Bilboa

Valverde has no ambition and doesn't contribute nada to any players growth and confidence; the idiot wants to ruin dembele career at this early stage
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 10:47pm On Apr 10, 2018
Damn see as trolls full here


Person go collect both offline and online all thanks to that bastard valverde


When some of us complained that valverde was overworking our players and valverde hardly take risks...some cules here said he was the best thing since sliced bread


Now this bastard has made caricature out of us

The whole Europe laughs at us


Valverde think say na Bilboa him dey


Mehn I am really pissed

Valverde and Andre Gomes his gay partner should fucking leave my club


The useless man couldn't even start dembele
RomanceRe: Lady Breaks Up With Boyfriend Of 3 Years After Seeing This On His Phone by ClumsyFlimsy: 10:00pm On Apr 10, 2018
victorian:
Lol so true .

Nagging doesn't help at all, nagging gives the man leverage to think of more lies and excuses, infact nagging will simply make him, look at his wife disdainfully and just shake his head and walk away.
Then if she is more dumb, she will lunge at him, hold him by his neck, screaming u dare cheat on me, u will must kill me today! grin

The husband or bf gets mad! What rubbish! My shirt! Damn! The next thing is a deafening slap on her ears, and she quickly drops her hand and staggers back with shock! cheesy
While he turns back and warns with a angry look, don't u ever in your life, hold me by the neck or shirt! Understood?

She will either start crying or she will regain her posture and possibly slap him back! Gbosa! cheesy cheesy cheesy

The man will be like what! You dare slap me back!

My people water Don pass garri be this ooooo.

Thats exactly how voilence and beating starts .



Its nice chatting with you. smiley
Same here dear; nice chatting with u too

I admire your brilliance

Please kindly impact this knowledge to your close pals and any female relative it will save them from stress and enable them control their man to some extent
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:53pm On Apr 10, 2018
Valverde is a stupid count
That bastard is surely leaving barca
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Muhammadu Buhari's Re-Election Bid Is A Welcome Development - IPOB by ClumsyFlimsy: 6:20pm On Apr 10, 2018
Although I am proudly igbo but I am not an ipob member and I don't subscribe to some of their methods and assertions but I think they are right on this one

No one is capable of defeating the dullard; because the North will see to that coupled with their subordinates the South West and the middle belt willing numbers. So I think it wont be a bad idea if ndigbo also vote for the dullard just to be politically correct this time around. Although Lord knows I won't stand in any bloody que to vote any jihadists..Buhari and Atiku are diff3rent side of the same coin

So its better the dullard wins because a win for the dullard might just be a win for biafra. His second tenure will be very interesting and probably worst than this one


At the end of the day no be ndigbo go suffer pass and this time around we will be politically correct


It's better to not vote than to vote against the dullard because to be sincere he will surely win
RomanceRe: Lady Breaks Up With Boyfriend Of 3 Years After Seeing This On His Phone by ClumsyFlimsy: 4:40pm On Apr 10, 2018
victorian:
Heheheheheehehehh cheesy

That's always my strategy and you must talk true.. And spill out everything. It works for me.

No need screaming and shouting, cos he's not deaf.
Spot on

You have a very effective strategy


With this your strategy any reasonable man will have no choice but to comport himself or at least upgrade his game ( that's if he is a chronic cheat)


Person like me dey fear silent woman pass anything..I can tolerate a nagging woman and probably put her in her place if need be; because she has given me leverage through her nagging and shouting but a calm one

Jesus I go just run mad begin pet bribe and beg am
PoliticsRe: "Watch Your Statements" - South-West Muslims Caution Obasanjo, Danjuma, Others by ClumsyFlimsy: 1:57pm On Apr 10, 2018
Resurgent4xtian

kikikiki
PoliticsRe: IGBO Man Supports Buhari For 2019 , States His Reasons - Read by ClumsyFlimsy: 1:48pm On Apr 10, 2018
Your vote

Your right


Whether igbo or not e no concern us...Afterall some igbos go still vote the dullard

But majority won't


So whoever you vote na ur own matter


One mind they even tell me sef make I vote the dullard in other to punish those mumu middlebelt slaves. So that by the time buhari and his fulani brothers are done with them..Everybody eye go fully open


Anyways whether I vote buhari or not; the dullard go still win. So without DONALD duke or any reasonable person like maybe sowore then i won't partake in any fucking election
PoliticsRe: Court Arraigned 28 Suspects For Murder Of 10 Herdsmen In Benue by ClumsyFlimsy: 1:41pm On Apr 10, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Jail all of them.

There'd be no pepper soup, cow head nkwobi, suya or beef sharwarma without these Fulani herdsmen.

Let's appreciate them.
Every Nigerian family needs the Fulani man's cow meat to survive.
Sarcastic finesse

Walahi this man get am for sense

Without za Fulani men zia will be no beef in this country


Jail those foolish benue murderers for trying to block our source of enjoying beef and quality fura de nunu cheesy
EventsRe: IPOB Member Weds His Bride In A Jewish Way In Anambra. Photos by ClumsyFlimsy: 12:52pm On Apr 10, 2018
schurley:
I think its hightime we erase the myth about the Igbo connection to Jew origin .History always have a funny way of linking people of different language, culture and heritage with each other, but however if you understand History you will get to know that the origin of most Afrian race is shrouded in antiquity, thus the slightest materialistic evidence, and similiarity in culture common to two tribes or ethnic may be used by some Historians in deciding connections of different people, tribe and as to where they origininated from.


Several historian have traced the History of the igbo to Israel, Japan among others,country in Asian. Same thing was recorded of the Yoruba peolpe.Notable Historian like Toyin Falola ,Samuel Johnson acclaimed in their text that the Yoruba originated from Mecca and Egypt and through migration came all the way to iIle-Ife to reside.


The same way the people Jukun, Igala, Ijaw, Irobo,Tiv among others have stories of their origin traced to the Middle east ,some part in Asia continent and the world at large .


But the truth be told, till date so many tribe and ethnic group in Nigeria and Africa at large still find it difficult tracing their origin, thus the unnecessary claim to certain sect of individual.


As regard the igbo origin, Archaeological evidence has immensely contributed to the reconstruction of their history and shed more light on their past. The discovery of the Nok art and other cultural materials by Archaeologist in Enugu and other Eastern region has however revealed to us that the igbos have been in their present geographical location right from 1500BC ,thus discarding various migrational origin theory by some Historians as regard to the igbo origin.
Nwanne chukwu gozie gi

Dont mind this black men

As for me and my household; we are not in any way Jews or related to Jews except for the fact we are all humans

That's all

Nawa o I hate seeing this Jews this Jews that up an Dan

Most Jews are even racists and they detest black men and other religions
EventsRe: IPOB Member Weds His Bride In A Jewish Way In Anambra. Photos by ClumsyFlimsy: 12:42pm On Apr 10, 2018
unknownsolja:
look at this little child born today talking poo.what do you know about history
Shut ur stupid mouth

So you think by claiming we are Jews that's shows you kno historyhuh

The jews are jews
Igbos are igbos


You are just a typical African man that has pride in ignorance and always wants to enslave himself


Diokpa emancipate yourself from mental slavery
You are not a jew

A new can never claim to be an igbo man so why should you deceive yourself that you a're a jewhuh

In case you don't many Jews are also racists and detest people like you

Black man
EventsRe: IPOB Member Weds His Bride In A Jewish Way In Anambra. Photos by ClumsyFlimsy: 12:36pm On Apr 10, 2018
ApexPredator:
Judaism is a religion no different than Islam or Christianity. Igbos were practicing Judaism before Christianity. Only in your colonized state of mind is it alright for Igbo people to practice European ROMAN catholic christianity but not "Judaism" that was the first Abrahamic religion in West Africa.
Well I u have a point ; even though I don't give a rat's ass about any of this foreign religious including Christianity

But my main grievance is the fact some people say we are jews; which we aren't, and the way ipob and nnamdi kanu always try to make it seem like every igbo man is a jew and is suppose to practice judaism...
RomanceRe: Young Men Bathe Themselves With Champagne (VIDEO) by ClumsyFlimsy: 12:03pm On Apr 10, 2018
Criminals who don't know the worth of money


Money shouldn't be wasted like that and why are the showcasing this bullshit for all and sundry

How many people have this slums employed
How many investments do they havehuh

Nawa o
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 11:39am On Apr 10, 2018
thorrvik55:
Commit suicide ke?

Untop how much?

Even if say na 1billion u.s dollars I dey owe sef I no fit reason suicide...

I love my life scatter...
You bam

I just dey yarn cos of those wey dey faint hearted just In case because person for here been dey talk say him go commit suicide say him the owe loan
EventsRe: IPOB Member Weds His Bride In A Jewish Way In Anambra. Photos by ClumsyFlimsy:
unknownsolja:
broda ode...judaism is a religion
Uncle oponu...i kno say na religion and I don't care I am only against those idiots saying igbos are Jews

We are not Jews
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 11:34am On Apr 10, 2018
thorrvik55:
Please how did he borrow? Wot are the requirements for borrowing? I would like to borrow also...
Guy abeg don't borrow


This loan apps fit make u commit suicide o

One guy for here almost commit suicide abi him even commit I no kno

seedorfy... something
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 11:32am On Apr 10, 2018
TalabiAudu:
One of my friends go borrow money from aella credit. The deadline remains 3 days now and he don't have the money to payback yet..
He con dey ask me wetin go happen if e reach the deadline and e never pay.

Me, I never use these loan apps before. Pls what are they going to do to you if you don't pay your loan back?
The guy don enter one chance

Sars army and police go come carry am o


But this loan apps dey very deadly to repay no easy...generally e good make person always avoid loan unless u dey 99% sure say u go pay


But I doubt anything go happen for now sha
Any money wey enter im account den go collect am because fem dey work with cbn and dem hole ur bvn
EventsRe: IPOB Member Weds His Bride In A Jewish Way In Anambra. Photos by ClumsyFlimsy: 11:11am On Apr 10, 2018
We are not Jews

We are Ndigbo


Why is that most Africans have inferiority complexhuh


Lord knows I won't wed in any church unless I just decide to do it for the sake of my wife and family

This Jewish nonsense they vex me eh. In fact all this religions Africans dey copy up and down dey annoying ..Why must we always copy everything . Funny thing be say this idiots go carry am for head more than even the Jews


Bloody Jew men
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 6:56am On Apr 10, 2018
phaamsaam:
Simply put, Laligalona
Hopefully very soon
Treblelona grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 6:55am On Apr 10, 2018
hinohsend:
If the French is league is referred to as PSG's league and Bundensliga is called Bayernliga, I wonder why LaLiga is not called Barca's league....


Barca have owned LaLiga this past ten years.
Spot on

We own la liga
PoliticsRe: Speaking Directly To My Igbo Brothers by ClumsyFlimsy: 6:53am On Apr 10, 2018
Onijagidijagan:
May i use this opportunity to persuade our igbos to vote for Buhari the only formidable leader amongst the candidates vying for the position of the president in 2019 for the following reasons:

1. There is a saying " if you cannot beat them join them"instead of our brothers in the east to just throw their votes away to the opposition parties that cannot defeat Buhari, they should swim with the tides and work hand in hand with Nigerians. who knows if Igbo candidate will represent the African largest party (i.e APC) in 2023.

2.it will reduce the level of envy and hatred they have for Nigerians (Yoruba, Fulani and Hausa)

3.If the five governors of the eastern states are elected under the platform of APC, Igbo presidential ambition will see the light of the day without restrain.

4.More capital projects and infrastructures in the eastern states will be guaranteed.

We Yoruba people might support their political ambition and forget their past betrayals.

Can i hear all the igbo on this forum should comment Sai Baba!!! till 2023.
Afonja shut up

Igbks don't need presidency but better living

We want out of this shithole

We are fed up of Nigeria

Nigeria is beyond redemption

A country that grants amnesty to terrorists groups

A country where is leader is a grand patron of two terrorist organisation

A country where almost everybody is mad

A country full of bigots and tribalist

A secular country with religious extremist who ready to kill for isl am any day any time

So many innocent people have been killed by Muslims in this country especially through sharia riots et C
. .
NIGERIA IS A SHITHOLE
PoliticsRe: FG Confirms Anambra’s Status As Oil Producing State by ClumsyFlimsy: 6:37am On Apr 10, 2018
cjrane:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Buhari, where is the Enugu coal industry you promised, Abi it's the second Niger Bridge or Onitsha Seaport.

Okay, i forgot, they are merely things perpetually used to deceive Igbos. Of course some gullible Igbos will believe you and you will serious show them what heart break feels like. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin...... not for veterans that understand the usual tricks used to deceive Igbos year in year out. lolzzz grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Okay, I got your agenda now! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Shut up

BuharI can't deceive igbos

He might deceive other tribes especiaply the gullible and naive yorubas but certainly not igbos


We are not easily deceived and we vote strictly based on potentials and merit


No man in south east can decide our votes like how tinubu does in the wasteland

I voted Yaradua and he still is my favorite president till date but I will rather set my sexy Samsung s8 ablaze than vote buhari...Igbos don't detest buhari because he is Muslim or fulani we detest him because he is buhari Bulgaria and we see through his evil, lies, sharia and jihad mindset

In sane countries they don't negotiate with terrorists but in this shithole buhari the grand master of two terrorust organisation wants to grant amnesty to his terrorist bono haram jihadists members
RomanceRe: Lady Breaks Up With Boyfriend Of 3 Years After Seeing This On His Phone by ClumsyFlimsy: 6:31am On Apr 10, 2018
victorian:
She shouldn't have broken up right away.

Seat him down, and ask him calmly about the message and show him a proof of it.

Let him confirm there and then, if he's really passing time with u.
Cause it's possible, he may be lying to the other girl, just to get into her promise land.
Men say all sorts to ladies, for sexx. But whom they end up with, is deeply buried in their mind. Seat him down and talk before breaking up.
Beautiful

Mehn I dey fear this kind woman


Then go just use calmness hold u for work...u go just begin explain yourself
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 7:09pm On Apr 09, 2018
alexistaiwo:
Their aggregate will be 2-2. So they will both be eliminated.
Chelsea will qualify on their behalf tongue
KikikikI cheesy
This man I gbadu ur way o
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 7:02pm On Apr 09, 2018
bigcee:
Bayern! They scored 2 away goals.
What causes penalty shootout
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 7:01pm On Apr 09, 2018
Brigance:
Bayern. An advantage of two away goals.
Abeg someone should confirm this

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