₦airaland Forum

Chief Obiano: N20million
Pledges N10million for all Governors in Nigeria including FCT

Live on NTA now!!!

The book is written by a Rev. Fr., who has been a priest for about 45years.

The presentation was done by Gen. Gowon

All service Chiefs are present.

Chief Obiano, Anambra state Governor also present.

Pius Anyim 50 copies: undisclosed amount
Alh. Rabiu: N25million
Ibeto: N20million (in absentia)
FCT Minister: 2copies @undisclosed amount.
Ambassador Mbadiwe: N1million
Dr. Ahmadu Ali: N50,000
Mr. Tunde Ayeni: N10mil

ogorkojo:
Dialum indum is d botanical name

You must be a Botanist....

Pineapp:
If he already has a house and is working towards greater things,then yes

Owing a house, you mean his personal house or a rented apartment?

Source?

Nokialumia720:
The girl i,m dating is a holy holy church girl and she is too religious. When we started dating she told me that she will not have sex with me which i accepted because i trully love her and sex is never my priority. But the problem now is that she always felt guilty whenever will romance and kiss and do some other things apart from sex. The worst of it is that she called me and told me that she is no more interested in the relationship which got me heartbroken bcs I sincerely love her. Pls friends what do i do?

Kids....
...trying to enjoy things meant for adults...

Guy, Focus on your studies; likewise her.

SmartFaces:
She she had been in this relationship for one year, he proposed, everything followed to their traditional marriage last months. But his church says they can't live together until the white wedding is done. He is not buoyant or ready for a white wedding now but has carried out all rights both legal and traditional as they both agreed. what should they do?
The question now is, at what point is marriage recognized and honoured?
Is it at the point of...
(A) agreement between both spouse?
(B) Introduction (both families meeting and knowing each other)?
(C) Traditional Marriage?
(D) Court Marriage? Or the mighty
(E) White Wedding?




For me i think these churches complicates issues.
please i need sincere judgments and opinion, no insults or name calling.
We are all here to learn.

I guess it's Assemblies.

It is not easy to do all the traditional rites and still continue with the white wedding.

figo05:
I wonder why she always show her body instead of face. Or is she facially ugly?

She has to clear this.... Let's see her face

figo05:
Of course u knw u are prettier

Your comment made me check her profile....

.......She has nice body figure

kheart:
The best celebs don't campaign 4 any1, did u see geneviv or omotola campaignin for PDP/APc?

Infact I watched omotola on trending and she clarify on a rumor being circulated dat she rejected a lucrative offer from a particular party (my guess PDP) to campaign for dem.

We still ve some sensible celebs.

Also Osuofia(Nkem Owoh), Pete Edochie and his son.... You see some sensible ones keeping to themselves... They'll still vote for their candidates

During a Campaign rally in Rivers state, I was wondering how Tonto Dike's speech will change someone's mind into voting her candidate of choice. Likewise others.

I wonder if these Celebs even have PVCs. Cos most of them might have been out of the country during registration. #justsaying.

You can call it C & C.

This is the era of campaigns. The time our political office holders seek for votes. They won't discriminate from the poor, the needy nor the physically challenged. Every Nigerian's vote count(especially if you've got your PVC). One of their means for canvassing for votes is to use celebrities(nollywood stars, Music stars, comedians etc) during campaigns trying to convince the general populace to vote them into power(after which to visit them go be wahala).

Every Nigerian has his right to support any political party or politician but where I get a little confused is on this Celebs. And I would like you guys to err your views on this:

1) Do they(Celebs) really convince ordinary Nigerian to change his mind into voting their candidate?

2) Do their fans also follow them to support same candidate(even when they know the opponent is a better candidate)?

3) Are their some Celebs(nollywood especially) we here really appreciate as they don't partake openly in these campaign fever(doing busybody, lol)? I'm yet to see Olu Jacobs involved anyway.

4) Is it right for these Celebs(especially Actors(resses)) to stick to their work and improve the quality of what they dish out to Nigerians, then vote for their candidate on election day(rather than parading in every rally)?

Please, fellow Nairalanders, your opinions are needed.

Thank you....

#I hope these Naija Celebs storm into this thread and read people's view.

smilyice:
. True talk......it will definitely be looted again!!! Maybe God help Nigeria

I won't even want them to return the money now, until Nigeria produces a credible leader. And that good leader will put it to good use.


#my1kobo

sani99:
HOW did you come to the conclusion that it was Gej aides that did that Opposition can do it to frustrate the president.this is not the first time Gej will be visiting Lagos,so let us think !!!!

Its the SS guys that do that. They are fond of doing so, even those attached to Governors.
But most times they deflate tyres of wrongly parked vehicles.

.I wonder what they intend to achieve... Making the car immobile or frustrating the owner?





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Wow!!! Is this how it feels? FTC on a Fp thread ? Seriously?
Ok.

I dedicate this to all the mothers that celebrated Mothers' Day yesterday and for those that will celebrate theirs later(the Roman Catholics)especially my swt Mum... Also dedicating it to the future mother of my children and my mother-in-law.

I wish to use this opportunity to ask for my wife to please show up, I've waited so long for you.
And if you're the guy holding her, wasting her time..... I beg thee... FREE HER...


Seun, RESPECT!

bola555:
. That one is a must, NMA should wear double boxing gloves... the show is about to start.

Lolz... Show indeed

spiritfada:
A former President, Medical and Health Workers Union of Nigeria, Mr. Ayba Wabba, has been elected President of Nigeria Labour Congress at the NLC delegates conference in Abuja.

The NLC rescheduled election was concluded this morning at the Eagle Square in the nation’s federal capital.

Source: http://www.punchng.com/news/wabba-emerges-nlc-president/

He'll soon leave his duty to start fighting NMA.
JOHESU has finally succeeded to install their candidate to fight Doctors. ....but guess what?? They still gonna lose...

Sanchez01:
The First Three Words You See in the Picture Defines You!

1) Experience
2) Love
3) Money


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Pls who's in my shoes?

oakson:
In the following lines you'd be exposed to how to attract, woo, and marry ladies in some Nigerian churches.

Get a seat and let's roll...

MOUNTAIN OF FIRE
Wooing an MFM girl entails a fiery approach. U must be spiritually rugged, a carrier of fire[dem go fit fry egg for your head sef wit d kain fire wey u must carry].

You must be a demon chaser and spiritual jail breaker!

Going on 3 days dry must be like 3 hours to you.

Academic qualification is at least OND. You must be vast in demonology, with a clear, robust and empirical demonic interpretation of sex, anger, beer, etcetera

You must also know the demons behind shoki dance, sekem, attachment, weave on and the likes!

Finally you must have cast out at least 10 demons from your life or anybody's!

N.B: You can't Test Before Payment[b](TBP)[/b] because demons would expose you.

DEEPER LIFE
Hmmmm.... ***clears throat***

You must know the bible from pali to pali, sell all your designers and get yourself some old skool shirts and trousers.

Change your LCD to black and white, your home theatre to video cassette player(because brethren may come for inspection)!

You must have the same speech pattern like the general himself (baba I hail o), with good command of the English language.

Academic qualification must be minimum Bsc or its equivalent! [if you no go school your type dey dere too]

It is not capital intensive as there would be no need for cinemas,vacation,picnics, night outs and diamond ring for the 'will you marry me' question!

Just easter and december retreat is okay for the relationship.

Above all you must be willing to use your head carry eba during retreats and very humble to the core

NB: Tasting Before Payment TBP and divorce are not allowed
.

REDEEMED
Let sombori shout aleluya...

You must get yourself every RCCG souvenirs you can think of; ranging from wrist band to calender, t-shirt, sticker etcetera. You can even sew a customised RCCG's ankara and wear it to her place.

You must have one of their pastor that is close to Baba as a relative or in-law(to make the girl head swell well well)

Join the workers, especially ushering department or choir and be a regular pilgrim of Holy Ghost Night and let's go a fishing.

Get yourself different colours of tambourine and security whistle(for praise na) in case you no sabi dance well well.

N.B:[/b]Their wedding is relative to the intended couples pocket! Academic qualification at least Bsc

[b] Christ Embassy and Household of God
Same thing applies to these two churches as their MOG share almost everything in common!

You must be a very good jerry curler, a huge sower of seed and a great shouter!

Sit on top of a conglomerate or be a celeb(up coming artiste are allowed with Queen's english and heavy swag).

If you no go school at all abi you no sabi English, sorry bro, your own don finish, don't just apply!

Your taste of fashion must be high and designers all through to your boxers with demon binding perfumes!

You must be a good mimer and fan of Sinachi, Buchi, Frank Edward and their likes.

If you kon get talent, like good voice join am or you be fine boy... Chai your own don haf done!

No bringing of bibles to d church; your tablets and other gadgets must be visible and a debtor to the eyes(j'oju n'gbese)!

You must be able to speak in tongues and not just have a common one, you must have at least 5 types of tongue with vibration!

Their wedding is mostly expensive.
N.B: Unlimited TBP is inclusive with a robust package

Warning: these marriages are liable to die young.

WHITE GARMENT
You must be a great drinker of Alomo, orijin, baby oku and paraga for easy, direct and uninterrupted access to the spirit world! Weed is also allowed!

You must carry dreadlock with a good display of Terry G's kind of madness!

Your garment can be yellow, red or blue according to the colour of your preferred drink or its container.

White if you prefer palm wine! You must sabi shoki and alanta well well and sabi use clap and broom cure madness!

A little knowledge of Quran would do because they often speak arabic in their realm! You will need a kind of Jarules or Papa Ayo's chain on your garment to really convince her that you belong!

Their wedding is not compulsory as the girl could even be carrying your third child without u even knowing her parents!

Academic qualification is at least primary school leaving certificate with little madness or a certificate from Aro or Yaba left!

N.B: Polygamy and TBP dey yafun yafun!

CHRIST APOSTOLIC CHURCH
This you can and can't do it alone, you will need the help of your grandma cos dem no dey gree leave the church.

Learn two or three hymns, few of Uncle Ojo Ade's song and Mama Bola Are's and be a good prayer leader.

Cram as many psalms you can, how to pray on water and see vision or hear voices.

Get yourself a prayer bell sew one cassock and make it a daily routine at exactly 5am be the one to always wake the girl's neighbourhood with your morning cry.

When you get to the front of her building stand for 3-5minutes and raise your voice higher, then proceed.

Continue for three weeks and watch how things unfold!

Qualification is minimum SSCE and their wedding is considerate!

N.B: No Testing... and divorce is not allowed!

No mind my English o, just let's catch fun!


Please this is not to ridicule or mock the body of Christ

Was expecting AG

Refino:
someone should help with contact or site where i can get radiology materials for primaries.thanks in advance

What's your location?
It will help to know where to link you to.

Take care.

[quote author=Refino post=31577628][/quote]North is cool with respect to jobs for Medical Doctors. The only scary thing is the security challenges. I pray ALL these crises STOP.

Chigoztonyy:
Please can someone advice me on places to send blindly my application for housemanship to the north, since I've not heard of any opening? Please am desperate.

Try Usmanu Danfodiyo University Teaching Hospital,
Sokoto - Nigeria. Uduth.

The town is relatively peaceful. They should take you.

Take Care.

babyosisi:
You folks think the average roadside clinic can handle a gun shot wound or accident victim.

They can't help the patients much even if they wanted to,they don't have the necessary equipment needed to do that,neither do they have the expertise for the most part.
Even here in the USA ,severe trauma and gun shot patients don't just end up at the nearest hospital and even when they do it's just for stabilization before they are taken by mediflight to trauma centers equipped to handle such.

You folks are demanding too much from people who have no knowledge,no experience and no training in handling things like this.

Most of these doctors probably just have an MBBS and nothing more

The facilities have no in house labs,X-ray or scan machines,no blood bank let alone more sophisticated equipment needed to stabilize such patients and certainly cannot perform the life saving surgeries these patients need.

They operate with much limitation,truth be told

Most are actually glorified dispensaries

The police report is just a way to send them away to go die elsewhere and not in their facility

The most they can do is put a drip in the patients arm if they can find a visible vein and watch him die

The average Nigerian so-called hospital can't do much for you beyond malaria and appendicitis if you're lucky

Let us remember the plight of DJDOLA ,two months in a Lagos hospital and millions of naira and they couldn't even give a definitive diagnosis and used our friend for experiment ,treating him for everything else and making up diagnosis along the way while billing the patient and smiling to the bank.

That should be an eye opener

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And what is your conclusion?

sandrapower:
1) DPR = Department of Petroleum Resources

2) PTI = Petroleum Training Institute,

3) PPPRA = Petroleum Product Pricing Regulatory Agency

4) NNPC = Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation

5) NCC = Nigerian Communications Commission

6) PTDF = Petroleum Technology Development Fund

7) AGIS = Abuja Geographic Information Systems

FAAN = Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria

9) NERC = Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission

10) SEC = Securities and Exchange Commission

Which one am i missing?

NACA

sauceny:
I do know for shizzle that enugu has the least infidels amongst other eastern states.

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[size=30pt]Anambra state[/size]
[size=30pt]Abia state[/size]
[size=30pt]Ebonyi state[/size]
[size=30pt]Imo state[/size]

It depends on the lady's upbringing, her religious belief, the peer influence, family, educational status and 'environment'.
State of Origin has nothing to do with fidelity or promiscuity.

Thank You.

Vig86:
If you are a man that hates seeing your girlfriend having a close hug with men you have to marry an Nsukka girl for 100% fidelity.

This id how it works:

* Single ladies can flirt with any man they like both married and single men but once they(ladies) are married it is over. The very "car" can never go to any other mechanic except the family mechanic (husband).

* Married men can sleep with any single lady except married ones. Married people from Nsukka can not sleep with any married woman even if the woman is from Congo and married to French man.

* Single men can sleep with any girl all over the world since the girl is not married. Single men can never sleep with married women irrespective of where she is from.

* Married Women sleep with their husbands ONLY.
The punishment for offenders ranges from DEATH to MADNESS. It is our culture and I love that. Some people say it is harsh but why should you sleep with another man when you are married. I am a christian but I strictly believe in this culture.

I encourage every potential suitor that is looking for a happy home to come and get hold of our beautiful girls. If you are tired of suspecting your girl friend then it is time to let go and have a suspicion-free marriage.
IT IS NOT EVERY PART IN NSUKKA THAT PRACTISE THIS.

Nsukka gals are timid. Sometimes one get confused of their tribe. Are the Ibos?

Chillext:
Ladies, can you rock this on your wedding day and guys can you allow your wife to wear this on your wedding day?

And Op.... Who gave you the permission to post my pic online?

Ladies to clinch on guys heads now....

Anyway, it was released @the right time----AFTER VAL...

But Hey!!! Don't rejoice yet if your girlfriend, her mother or her sisters are yet to celebrate their 2015 birthdays.....


#1kobo

The DSS and other agencies listening to converations will b getting hard n wet with the high rate of phone se.x in Nigeria

Klinee:
guy shut! Who treat their tooth here nigeria? Optometry is far better than dentistry

Not ready for an argument with a Ret.ard.
They will drag you to their low IQ state like Imbe.ciles.
Not ready for an argument with you.

iiiyyyk:
The student just ask a simple career question, y not just answer with a clear mind.
must you bring single casses of unscrupulous elements. Every profession have the good, the bad and the ugly. .
Every few days we hear of physicians that sell run baby factories, does that represent the profession.

For crying out laoud no northern state take optometrist in place of physician. Those hospitals have physicians, pharmacist nursese etc. states have HMBs. What do take northern states for. So they also place Dentist in place of phicician?
pls lets stop this pulling down mentality, be objective in our assessment of others.

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Don't have your time.

Thank You.

temi4fash:
what's are the benefits of studying dentistry?

Apart from medicine which other course in the medical line is as marketable or close to been marketable as medicine.

Benefits of studying Dentistry--> USE GOOGLE.

Almost all Medical courses are 'marketable'. But from what I understand from the question, you're seeking for a course in Medical line with adequate job security in the present Nigeria. Here are my lists:
-Nursing
-Pharmacy
-Med.Lab Science
-Dentistry
-Radiography(Medical Image Science).


#my1kobo