₦airaland Forum

ammyluv2002:
He will be so disappointed cause pear and roasted/cooked corn is one of my best. I can eat it all day, as long as the corn is very soft then I'm good to go so imagine the disappointment he will get. I will eat and ask for more, don't try me with all these local meals

Na so you go dey fart without control....

I pity who ur bedmate will b dat night. Lolz

Hazardd:
yea,i hate seeing unreasonable posts.

You better go blind den.
Ur username says it all. #Dont hv ur time

iamodenigbo1:
Thank-you op

You welcome

Hazardd:
your post no get any meaning

And yet you commenting on it?

Hazardd:
pls summarize

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Why you lazy to read?

An Ibo adage says:
"THE FASTEST WAY TO A MANS HEART IS THROUGH
THE STOMACH“
What it means is that good food and cooking well for
your man can make him love you well and also
listen/give you attention after a nice meals .
Some would argue that this was largely possible in
the olden days.
In this contemporary society where restaurants and
junk foods exist, "good food often doesn't get to
most men's heart again but only can get his stomach.
The irony is that in the olden days...a man only eats
what his wife cooks. If his wife didnt cook or cant
cook well he wont happy. There were no restaurants
or barbecue or shawarma or mama shola canteen
where he can go and eat somefn. Its strictly what the
wife cooks that a man eats. Best alternative is to eat
at a friends place but cz of self respect n pride, they
wont do so. Hence, once their wives can cook
well...the men appreciate their wives alot. On-the-
other-hand, in this modern society some men dont
really care about how a woman cooks Cuz they have
many feeding alternatives such as restaurants,
canteens, bukka and etc etc. Thats why the ratio of
men against women goin to restaurants and bukka is
about 10:2 respectively.
Most women/gals thus have seemed to be replacing
the theory of [stomach = mans heart] with the theory
of [sex = mans heart] and most men are largely
comfortable with this change of theory because men
love sex.
The worrying part of this change in theory is that [sex
= no mans heart but sex = mans penis/sexual
desire].
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WHY and HOW?
Simply because one day sex will get boring and men
(naturally) loves adventure and would always seek
for a new sexmate. Even if you search for the whole
sex info on internet, watch many Bleep movies for
lessons, read the whole kamasutra books cuz you
claim [sex = mans heart] and u wanna pin him with it
to love you, that man will always leave you cuz he
will only see you as a spoilt gal or a freak. Then what
is the value of [sex = mans heart]
When you stroll back and look at [stomach = mans
heart] it is largely still effective but the problem is
that most gals are lazy to cook these days. Some see
it as a burden.
How effective is it?
If you wanna try, anytime your man is at work call
him and ask him what he wanna eat. Cook it well and
tell him you are done...he wil rush home after work
and avoid restaurants because he knows he will feed
better at home. Do that constantly and u will have
your man always at home with you and indirectly you
will have his heart on a platter of gold.
However, as a gal/woman you have to avoid cooking
late. If your man closes work by 5pm...make sure the
food is ready by 5pm or 6 at most. Dont give him
reason to wanna eat out cuz he believes hunger will
wound him before u finish cooking around 7pm or
8pm. Make him to come home and eat... Let him eat
well and he will feel lazy to go out and hang out with
friends cuz there wont be space in his stomach again
for goat meat, nkwobi, asun, fish, jack Daniels, beer
etc. If you cook for him well too and demand i.e for
N10,000 for foodstuffs over foods you can cook with
just N4,000 he will get it for you (if he can afford it)
because he knows the quality of what you cook for
him. The more he stays at home the more you two
gets attached to each other.
Even during weekends, make sure he eats once he is
hungry. Dont say you are tired or anything dats y u
cant fix him wat to eat always. Make fruits available
always to eat in between meals. Dont make ya man
go hungry when you are available. That way he wont
have reason to say “i want to go and see someone
that is owing me" when he really wanna go and look
for what to eat outside. Once he finds that restaurant
that is appealing to him and eats there... I swear to
you...that invisible debtor (the restaurant) will keep
owing him *food satisfaction* for years as long as
you dont do what you are supposed to do. If care isn't
taken he will love the restaurant/fastfood foods more
than your food and when he comes home daily you
will begin to hear "baby am not hungry, i took gala
and water at work. Kinda filled up abit". You wont kno
that the money meant to be coming home is entering
another womans purse. Secondly restaurants and fast
foods use fine gals as sales gals and often atimes
these gals get fond of some male customers who
they usually give special attention and larger food
portions to when serving them. [and u know
restaurant/fast food sales gals have their ways of
getting into bed with customers; of which one of the
customers can be your man].
Its a whole long process so to cut it short, I stand with
[stomach = mans heart] instead of [sex = mans
heart] not because i personally love good foods but
cuz the latter theory isn't realistic in getting a mans
heart.
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#copied

MuguliciousMUGU:
He should change his name to
mikel edward walter, thats a british name

congratz...

I think he should change his name to MIKEL HEARTS or MIKEL PALACE.... Its a more british translation of his nigerian name....

Ppl self.... #saw it online

Will they all vote?
How many have their PVC..?

bashydemy:
Just tell me what is bad about the sms? so inviting people who he employ and paying salary to come and guess the occasion is now a sin? If your boss said you most come to office compulsory on Saturday wont you go?

He said its a 'meeting with the governor'. That's deceitful, Misleading and Lie.
What does it take to say its to come cheer him up for his 2015 campaign bid. We need to be going straight to the point in this country.

mundus:
I am Igbo and a Christian. I support Buhari not beacuse I think he's the Messiah but because I see no possibility of GEJ getting better in the next 4 years. I am heading to Dan Anyiam Stadium in Owerri now for the campaign rally of GMB and Rochas.

I did not receive a damn from anybody and I will NEVER collect. I am going there just to show my support to these men.

I will be bringing you live updates.

In as much people are free to support whom they wish, but Rochas and his Commissioner(s) should stop playing the IMO YOUTHS under the Youth Must Work(YMW) program. How will they send this sms(below) just to have crowd(25,000 youths) show up just to support their campaign. And it will paint a picture of the youths strongly behind their government. The support for this should be voluntary.
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The SMS sent to ALL Youth Must Work(YMW) members goes thus:

ALL YMW BENEFICIARIES R INVITED 2 A COMPULSORY MEETING WIT D GOVNOR ON MONDAY 12/1/15 ACCREDITATION @ FREEDOM SQUARE BY 8AM . WEAR WHITE TOP & BLACK TROUSER.

slap1:
As a guy, I'd be worried about my waist...

With a N4million suit, why won't she do it... .

striktlymi:
Thinking seriously of getting one who would help with the house chores to include preparing my meals.

Same shoes

FlirtyKaren:
26th December 2009, Warri billionaire Ayiri Emami wedded his lovely wife and now mum of 2 kids, Asba Emami. And today, the super rich happy couple are celebrating their 5th wedding anniversary. Asba just shared this very sweet anniversary message below to her hubby plus see more pics from their wedding I just laid my hands on after the cut.

I'm grateful Lord. The day we became husband & wife was definitely one of the happiest days of my life, You've made me a better woman by being the most amazing husband ever. Happy Anniversary to the most adorable, loving & caring husband in the whole wide world. I love you️️️️️️.

Happy wedding anniversary to them.

see more pics - http://www.lailasblog.com/2014/12/awww-warri-billionaire-ayiri-emami-wife.html

Coke & Fanta. #Nice Combi

DonaldGenes:
Cry!

Don't have your time

Why should this make front page?
Seun and other Moderators, please kindly take this down or if possible, close this thread. This is portraying the dignity of the medical profession in a wrong note to the society. PLEASE and PLEASE, this shouldn't have made front page.

SEUN, kindly do the needful(Taking it down).

Thank you.

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Ararume is the winner of the primaries and hopefully will govern Imo at long last.The NWC electoral appeal panel is seriously leaning towards the senator's perspective little reason why Ihedioha has been making too much noise in the media.. [/color]

Pls keep us updated.
Thanks

Ikengawo:
who cares? Iheanacho wu onye anyi na cho!

Even if you are supporting APGA, it is wise to know who your opponent is. So you should care bro

It is settled that APC and APGA, the strong contenders in Imo state have produced their governorship candidates ahead of the 2015 gubernatorial elections. This cannot be authentically said about their co rival party, the PDP. PDP has done its party Primaries for the said post, but confusion looms in all quarters of the state as who actually is their candidate for the guber race.

The result released to the media after the PDP primary elections showed Hon. Ihedioha emerging as the PDP flag bearer for the state, defeating Sen. Ararume with 10 votes, while the former Governor, Chief Ohakim was the 3rd on the list. This result has been challenged by Sen. Ararume, saying he is the rightful winner of the primaries. A valid point Sen. Ararume has is that the total votes cast were more than the registered delegates, saying that the result was influenced in favour of the Dep. Speaker HOR, Hon. Ihedioha.

Presently, it is still confusing on who actually is the valid candidate for PDP Guber race in Imo.

Please, anyone with authentic information should keep us updated.

Thank you.

Thewhizzkid1:
Sir as a fresher, is it important I start reading now b4 lectures start?

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As a fresher, most of your 1st year courses are physical/biological sciences like Biology, Physics, Chemistry and mathematics. Like a continuation of the O'level (say its A'Level). You will still do Use of English and other general studies.
If I get your question correctly; YES, it is important to start reading b4 lectures. It is important to pass all your 1st year courses so you don't have any unnecessary load added to your workload in the Basic Medical Sciences(Anatomy,Biochemistry and Physiology), which you'll start studying from 2nd year.
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Try get some texts used in your Uni for these science courses and start studying them.
The way 'lectures' are given in Nigerian universities, esp for 1st yrs, is just to introduce the topics for you. You can be floating if you've never heard about such topics b4 lectures...
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So start now to prepare. Good luck.

Muta306:
Hello there! Nice thread and great things going on here, may God crown all your efforts. Am one of the new intakes for the MBBS program this year. Any advice from my ogas at the top would be highly appreciated as a fresher.

*Attend Lectures/practicals/Clinics(all if possible);
*Take notes in class
*Prepare b4 each lecture(academically and mentally). Feeding well is a necessity;
*Join groups with positive thinking(like FECAMDS, NCCMDS or the Muslim Medical group);
*Limit unnecessary campus activities;
*Make good friends;
*Avoid sexual relationships if possible;
*Above ALL... BE CLOSE TO GOD.

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I hope this helps... Other Drs can add theirs.
Wch Uni r you studying?
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(No one advised me thus during my dayz)
I wish you ALL THE BEST.

jashar:
I'm attracted to Christian a guy that dress well smell awesome as in; the cologne or perfume makes sense. Hmmm. Then he should be now neat; these are the physical attributes I like.
Let a guy have these things packaged with a higher emotional and intellectual intelligence than me. Cheeiiii .
Also, let us flow really well as friends, I'm gone.
I also like eloquence in speech.

Why you describing me? Anyway, search no more

adebasket97:
Google is your best friend

Can one apply with phone?

Congrats to Hon. Obinna Onwubuariri... A young politician that defeated an old politician, White Man.

faithugo64:
Op why do i feel like this story is not true?

Well incase you are telling the truth.please and please you have to report him to your parents and pastor,this is abuse oo,that guy is a beast!

You still have a long way to go in this marriage,starting your marriage this way spells doom!

he is bent on making your life miserable and digging a very wide well down there,if you understand what i mean

......And what will her parents do? Flog her husband? Or ask for divorce?
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Issue about marriage should not involve 3rd party especially at this embryonic stage.

drered:
The reasons are clear. The issue here is what is your problem with the reasons behind the strike action?

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I don't know the reason behind the strike, like other Nairalanders. Last I heard, they said JOHESU can now be consultants. I thought it should be a cause for celebration, rather they embarked on another strike...

Please do the needful, outline the reasons for THIS PRESENT STRIKE.... Let's check how reasonable it is to warrant strike action...

Tnx

pharmguru:
why would d public condem d strike wen dey ar fighting for a just cause?...which is fairness and justice in the health sector.
if i remenber well, NMA went on strike jst to frustrate the FG decision to meet JOHESU's demands inaddition to their outrageous 23 "commandments" to the FG. they left patients to die because of their selfishness and rivalry with JOHESU, & that's highly condemnable.
besides JOHESU did not just suddenly withdraw all services from the hospitals nationwide unlike NMA...they are not that heartless.
so my dear...thats why the public is silent

JOHESU Member.... See his 'Pharm' title. Lol. Catch you...
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On the matter, please JOHESU, can you confidently state the reasons for this strike? If you want to justify it. Let's start from there. Tnx

desperatem:
Please house, How much is the cost of an international passport. I urgently need it. I went to the Alausa Passport office today, and when i was about entering into the compound, an immigration officer asked me weather i have an in-house person I plan to go and meet, I told him NO. So he said he can help me, he told me the passport cost 27k for people from 18 years old - 60. he also told me i will need a guarantor, proof of age, local government form or so, birth certificate and 3 passport photograph. he said i need to make the person via online instantly before the online payment portal closes again due to rainfall. I was skeptical and wanted to do some verification from people who have gotten a passport. so i told him i need to make withdrawal with my atm card. that was how i discharge. please peepz, gimme info and requirement for obtaining a nigeria passport. I dont trust those immigration people. thanks in anticipation

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Government new approved cost for Nigerian Passport is N15,000. It use to be 9-10k. But NO IMMIGRATION OFFICER/OFFICE in this country will do it at that cost.(Unless you an officer yourself).
The deal is presently the price is negotiable. It ranges from 25K to 28K. It all depends on your power of negotiation and the officer involved.
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Normally Immigration officers are on federal salary structure, but all this here-and-there cash makes them live larger than some compatriots in the same salary structure.
#RememberThatStampedeForEmployment.

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You need 3passport photographs, your local government of origin, birth certificate.
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Some states may decide on a particular fee.

Hope this helps.

Dahjhi:
smiles.. Not until you tell us the outcomes

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Lolz... The outcomes? The outcome is dat sometimes you eat 'poison', oda days you eat 'food'
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The Suya wey I buy yesterday, me confuse... Cos dats not tasting like beef... So you see? Bad outcome... (Only if I knw the taste of human/ape).

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Where was ur mind going?? #corruptMind. Lolz

Dahjhi:
As a bachelor - student, working class, hustling-class e.t.c. do you cook your three square meals yourself or eat from fast food joints, Mama Put, Iya Bashira et al?.

Sprinters I don't want to even hear you have other options than cooking o...

I eat outside. A bachelor. And it has different outcomes... Sometimes they cook wonderfully well; other days, the opposite can be the case. Even some well known Eateries...

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Do you have a solution? Or is this a case study?