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Mtn for torres 4 complaining dat he was fouled

Torres shld pull d trigger jor. Unecessary pass too much.

Liverpool's Andy Carrot abi na Carol comes to my mind.

ojochidem: I use FirstMobile [FirstBank mobile] also from Etranzact and the charge is N100/month. But. They also charge a flat rate of N200 for every transfer to another bank account. Transfer to First Bank accounts are Free.

This is true cos i use it too. Just go to any 1st bank if u have an acct with them with ur Java enabled phone and u will be setup . N.B: I'll advice u use original phone and not chinco. I used my Nokia C2(dual sim) and im enjoying it.

Is Aso rock already named after someone? If GEJ is so desperate to imortalize MkO, then ASO ROCK should have been the best option.

just came across this somewhere

*THE LETTER OF PROPOSAL*

A boy was deeply in love with
this pretty girl, whom he wanted.
But he did not have the courage to
... talk
to her in person.
So he decided to write a letter to her with the help of a dictionary, he finally succeeded in
writing a letter of proposal to her.

... WHICH GOES LIKE THIS:
Most worthy of your estimation
after a long consideration and
much mediation, I have a strong indication to become your
relation.
As to my educational qualification,
it is no exaggeration or
fabrication, that I have passed my
matriculation examination (no doubt without any hesitation and
very little preparation).
What do you say to the
solemnization of our marriage
celebration according to the
glorification of modern civilization and with a view to the expansion
of the population of present
generation.
On your approbation of the
application, I shall make
preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is
worthy of consideration it will be
our argumentation of the joy and
exaltation of our joint
dissimulation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion; To remain victim of
your fascination.

SHE REPLIED HIM WITH:
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
Congratulation for your lengthy
narration of course full of
affection
aimed at an affiliation for a combination which on
examination I find is a fine
presentation of your ambition.
You have passed your
matriculation with little
preparation, what about my graduation after a long
botheration, so improve situation
in education and make an
application by acquisition of post
graduation and minimum
qualification for the convocation and before taking your photo for
circulation undergo
beautification.
Further strict observation of the
following conditions is the
regulation for the determination of
our relation.

1. Consultation of my parents
before approaching for my
connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a
victim of any fascination and,
3. Procreation must not be your
recreation.
In anticipation of a solid action
instead of continuation of paper conversation.
I remain, unaffected by your
affection....

This new appearance is not cool. Im straining my eyes. Pls do something about it.

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Can u Forward dis 2 ppl u care abt?
I just did! Kindness costs nothing and knowledge is power. Inform ur family n frnds

I use dis drug occasionaly 4 sustained erection without issues. I suggested it to a friend who cldnt last long. It worked 4 him but d side effect on him aftermath is rashes/flush all ova his body xcept his face. Though its one of d side effects xpected on d leaflet, i neva experienced any. Pls o, what can he do to get rid of d rashes. I need ur solutns and suggestns.

i even heard dat dis fone is goes for btw 350k - 400k . My qstn is; can you download food from it?

LIPSTICK INFORMATION:
This comes from someone
Who works in the breast cancer unit at
, Mt. Sinai Hospital , in Toronto ,
From: Dr. Nahid Neman

, , If there is a female you care anything about,
Share this with her.
I am also sharing this with everyone on my e-mail list,
Because males too need to tell the females THEY care about as well!
Recently a lipstick brand called 'Red Earth'
Decreased their prices from
$67 to $9.90.
It contained lead.
Lead is a chemical which causes cancer.
The lipstick brands that contain lead are:
CHRISTIAN DIOR
LANCÔME
CLINIQUE
Y.S.L
ESTEE LAUDER
SHISEIDO
RED EARTH (Lip Gloss)
CHANEL (Lip Conditioner)
MARKET AMERICA-MOTNES LIPSTICK.
The higher the lead content,
The greater the chance of causing cancer.
After doing a test on lipsticks,
It was found that the Y.S.L. Lipstick
Contained the most amount of lead.
Watch out for those lipsticks
Which are supposed to stay longer.
If your lipstick stays longer, it is
Because of the higher content of lead.
Here is the test you can do yourself:
1. Put some lipstick on your hand.
2. Use a Gold ring to scratch on the lipstick.
3. If the lipstick colour changes to black,
Then you know the lipstick contains lead.
Please send this information to all your girlfriends, Wives and female family members.
This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Centre
Dioxin Carcinogens cause cancer,
Especially breast cancer

Plagiarism on play, Some 20 years ago, IBB said "The pain of today cannot be compared to the benefits of tomorrow," & GEJ just repeated same today! Hmm!

saw d report on nta ilorin, so unfortunate

I dey imagine if we dey put names of food b4 our names eg ebagbemi , fufusegun, sakisanmi, akaratobi, ogibola,dodotunmise,ejaleye,ponmowunmi,isubukola,dundunbayo amalatofunmi ,iyanseun, kulikulitomi,buredibisoye =))sugarsodiq=)):Doyinbisi:Debabayo=Deranseyifunmi=D isuyemi=))efogbemiga,eweduyomi=D igbintunde,iyandeji, Ogedeshayo, agbadodoyin, Gbegiriayo, Ewedu sheye, semoOlamiposi, Ewabosede, Furalayomi, OgbonaIfe, IresiSola, plantainmogan etc

saw it on fb profile of one Nana Kwame ofu. "is dis not obinim? check his foot, jena n suit, dis pastor get swag, heheheheh"

Gosh! Anytime we go village(southwest) 4 christmas, me n ma sista feel like running back. Who invented kneeling and postrating!?, U must greet MR ABC.-XYY, ouch! Our knees hurt bad bad. Fine boy cloth too don dirty sef, i no gbadun am at all.

Naija fans why now.

Used vs. Loved:
While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times; not realising he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father, with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times

Devastated by his own actions, sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.The next day that man committed suicide. . .Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life, Things are to be used and people are to be loved. But the problem in today's world is that, People are used and things are loved, In this year, let's be careful to keep this thought in mind:Things are to be used, but People are to be loved. Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits they become character;Watch your character; it becomes your destiny. I'm glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder. If you don't pass this on to anybody, nothing bad will happen; if you do, you will have ministered to someone, GOD BLESS

Think on these,

THINGS ARE HARD (remember, people are buying cars, living well and building houses everyday);

SINGLES, I DONT TRUST MEN OR WOMEN, THEY ARE BAD (your mates are wedding every saturday, are they marrying spirits),

MARRIED, "I HATE THIS MARRIAGE" (no be married people like u dey celebrate Gold, silver and even plastic jubilee, make it work my friend),

"l HATE MY JOB" (60 million are jobless, u wan join them),

"l HATE WHERE I LIVE" (pass ojuelegba, mile 2, cms, idumota, yaba bridges at night, u will be grateful u even have a place to stay at all),

"I'm TIRED OF LIFE" (go mortuary go look).

Point is, be careful what u wish yourself. Your mouth or thought could be hindering u. Be positive and believe in God. that's all that matters.

AS FAR AS THERE IS LIFE, THERE IS HOPE. JUST KEEP TRUSTING GOD. Today is a great day but note, nothing GOOD comes easy.

Never 4 ever fall in love on facebook or 2go if it is not possible to see d girl physically.

watch out for the video version, but pls not for the faint hearted, lesson:always caution your bike man. may his soul rest in peace.

A middle-aged man(carpenter) was going after his daily bread when the okada bike he took was not patient for an oncoming  trailer. the bike man jumped off and escaped while the unfortunate carpenters cloth  (who was the passenger) got entangled with the trailer. He was instantly  dissected into two equal parts, eye witness at ilorin.this accident happened last week 13th august 2011 at ilorin here.

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@ poster , are u going nuts!!!. With 100 naira, i holla at my babe 4 good 82 mins. All network @ 15 naira, so wtf are u talkin about. Glo rules.

D nite guards are d no 1 suspects if i wld say.

who she call herself .she be God?