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. MR. THUG LIFE

Advantages
a. Real good at making love
b. Fun and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you

Disadvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always got drama
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail


2. MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL

Advantages
a. Will take you out in the beginning
b. Will introduce you to all his friends
c. Compliments you all the time

Disadvantages
a. Has a girlfriend who he`s been with since the 2nd grade
b. Will not get rid of her
c. He tells you about her after you`ve fallen in love with his*d i c k*


3. MR. BIG BALLA

Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has alot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in life

Disadvantages
a. Never returns your text. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.


4. MR. I`M IN THE INDUSTRY

Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin parties
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. Tends to dress nice

Disadvantages
a. You don`t know if he`s gay, straight or bi
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then there`s drama at the door
d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn`t know any of them personally


5. MR. INTELLECTUAL

Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job

Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn`t know what the hell he`s doin in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again


6. MR. GHETTO

Advantages
a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Got mad style and flava
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says he want a real relationship

Disadvantages
a. He got 3 or more baby mommy`s
b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food
c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
d. Comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his boys


7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN

Advantages
a. Will teach you about black history
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually &emotionally
d. Wants a wife and family

Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a white girl
b. Mo money-doesn`t have a job
c.Doesn`t own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage and sweats
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con mothafuka
8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD

Advantages
a. Will introduce you to his mother
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money for your bills if you need it
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday

Disadvantages
a. Sometimes he goes or church on Sunday
b. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life
c. Wears fake Movado &Rolex watches when he goes to the club
d. Ignores you when the game is on because he takes sports too serious-He didn`t make it professionally
e.You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you


9. MR. PLAYA

Advantages
a. Will tell you the truth - that you`re not the only one
b. Sometimes he`s fairly decent in bed
c. He tells you that you`ve changed him and he`s ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)

Disadvantages
a. He doesn`t acknowledge you in public, especially if there`s women around
b. Generally he is a punk (won`t stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies just because he told you the truth about other women
d. After you catch his lyin` ass he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway


10. MR. I HAVE A JOB

Advantages
a. Of course,  he has a job
b. Doesn`t have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you`re sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you

Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he`s a shiftless, lazy son-of-a- bitch who wants you to do all the wifely duties but won`t give you a ring.
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later


11. MR. BEST FRIEND

Advantages
a. He`s your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well
b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor

Disadvantages
a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain`t about s h i t either!
b. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can`t stand his ass no more


12. MR. RIGHT

Advantages
a. He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously
b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally
c. He will love you even when you are not lovable
d. He has a career and not a job!
e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man
f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% him and 100% you
g. He doesn`t have a bunch of kids and babies mommas - he`s smarter than that.
h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man
i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see he`s fine as hell!
j. He can dress - knows the difference b/t formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat
h. He loves his mother and respects women

Disadvantages
a. You`ve never met him and if you did he already has a girl/wife.


MR. THUG LIFE & MR. INTELLECTUAL i have been with,  but i love me Mr thug life  o lord hmm

dblock:
shit turns out Ferlie is a guy
but the pic in the profile is so hott

Men! always have their d i c ks in their hands.

LOL yo bac

sisimose:
you have a good sense of humour coco29

maybe i am high lol

debosky:
All Caribbean people smoke ganja

yeh man irie  

walelead:
cmon Coco, put in a good word for me, im sprung

does this mean all men are cheats

walelead:
Hi Coco, You alright yeah?

sweetie you seems to be quite out spoken today!



neelsel is into brown skin island men

walelead:
@Omo eko,
U are too much joo, je ka soro ni corner

@neelsel,

me gyal, u are better claim your property before Omo eko plays a fast one

walelead

debosky:
don't think I did anything coco, I guess not everyone laughs at my jokes

you're taking this stuff way too serious neelsel, but its all good, whatever floats your boat babe

what jokes were these

walelead:
Blad fire, where you are live? me fit run come your yard rite now you no

lol

debosky:
no begging coco, just a heartfelt appeal


no answer neelsel?

what did you do to her sweetie ? it seems to me that she is not into you

walelead:
@debo,
please show Neelsel the stuff im talking about, she needs to see it to believe it

i see you are proud of ya dingaling huh  

walelead:
you know say bare Pum pum dey in a the street, we kian always get some out of the yard

ours is special reserve.

debosky:
Neelsel baby can we kiss and make up? peace? serious this time


4plays are tale bearers, absolutely no good in bed.

now now now sweetie!  and please don't beg a king should never beg  

4 Play:
You dey mind am When I finished with her,she could not walk for days

one strike fa you!

walelead:
Hi Coco,

i didnt call names

hey sweetie

neelsel:
Another reason why this Tun Tun dey pon reserve, locked up and threw away de key,
SAme goes to you,

igbo men just loovvee vincy/Bim tun tun

walelead:
I would rather not, the images are too graphic for some kids here

Consult your brethren for further information

who me

Omo Eko:
ALL igbo guys have small DI CK

NO  

white`Nkem:
or as a bitter narrowminded racist

how ever you want to put it she is still correct %100

emails

@sista love ya right back

what happened

SISTA

4 Play:
Yar'Adua is die!

Roflmao

debosky:
coco what must I do to win your cuzzins heart?

sweetie there is nothing you can do   if she don't like you, she don't like you! but i will have a word  

@TOH you assumed i was shouting.

debosky:
I'll bleach my skin for you neelsel


boys named 4play have 3 nuts

i can confirm it is a stereotype 

@ neelsel now you got to like him

ThiefOfHearts:
ogechi is a retarded cunt


If only that was a stereotype.



Coco, I don't have your time. Until you can explain what exactly pissed you off then I really don't care.

i  am not pissed off, you are just constantly angry, every thing you say is hostile or negative.

TerraCotta:
LOL @ people getting defensive in a thread about stereotypes. How does going to the Caribbean determine your knowledge of generalizations about the people You'd probably know and remember more stereotypes about people you've never had any contact with.

are you a woman, it has nothing to do with you.

neelsel:
Ippif yopu tipif dapat mepi ahpa nipice, tipi apa gepen,

lol  

ThiefOfHearts:
Rofl. Can you also provide a link of Italy for those who supposedly "don't know the Italians" since they are sterotyped as being mobsters?

Ma da mi la mu jare. eyin were olomi.

sweetie i do not waddle in mud, i have class i have said all i want to say to some one like you.

neelsel:
Hey Hey, take this to the Romance thread, rhatid,

@TOH  this is for you

http://www.barbados.com/islands/barbados/default.html

http://www.svgtourism.com/

get to know the people.

@ 4play why did u not call me when you got home 

4 Play:
Black people are a tribalist bunch

sweetie i think you should be talking about Nigeria.

ThiefOfHearts:
thought you were from St Vincent, Coco

and what the mess does going to the Carribean have to do with anything?

The people that gave "Italians are mobsters" as answer, have they been to Italy?

seriously, what exactly are you guys getting huffy about? Last that I checked, nothing bad was said of Barbadians or whomever.

joo mo lo jare. awon were tin bere oshi won ni yen

i have dual Nationalities in lived in both, my dad live in st Vincent and my Mother in Barbados.

no ones getting "huffy" you should not make comment for countries you have not visited.

fynewaka:
Nairaland. . . I see you in my dreams

wow ! no love life huh