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SportsRe: ''fans Excited About Jose Mourinho Aren't True Manchester United Fans'' by cocoduck: 11:07am On May 26, 2016
I no know say people like man united like this, Ferguson wanted mourinho to take over man united after when he retires, but the likes if Charlton refused, then they appointed Moyes, but he was not able to do anything at all, then lvg came he was even too sturborn to Lear how the EPL works, so he was fired, was sir Alex a fool for wanting JM? Hardly, his style and JM's are almost identical, For your information you Chelsea abi man city fans, and arsenal fans, just take a chill pill and prepare our six points for us, we no want tory. See as them just dey panick like say tomorrow no dey.
Car TalkRe: Which Obd2 Tool Is Batter? by cocoduck: 8:35am On May 26, 2016
lanrce:
Thank you very much!foxwell has 18 months free update,after 100$ a year,it‘s attract me.
Does it do bidirectional controls?
Car TalkRe: Which Obd2 Tool Is Batter? by cocoduck: 10:52pm On May 25, 2016
NO scan tool can do everything, such a Scantool does not exist, since you are working on different brands, you need a dealer level scan tool, such as Autel maxidas or the Autel maxisis ms90*, or snap on verus, or launch X431, or OTC encore, or you can also get a Launch easydiag, $40 for update, I don't know for OTC, snap on is complicated, but Autel is $500 a year, but the first year is free.
when it comes to scan tools, it is a kind if give and take, the easydiag pro or something, from Launch Is cool and uses your smartphone, the first two cars are free, then every other car is free, of course the generic OBD2 function is free, but the easydiag does not do bidirectional controls, while Autel maxidas does the bidirectional, I will be upgrading to the maxisys very soon, so take that one, the maxisys pro has scope capabilities, just do ur research and determine what you need.
Science/TechnologyRe: Python Killed By Oil Workers At Egbema, Imo State. by cocoduck: 1:01pm On May 25, 2016
I thought there is no oil in Igbo Land
Car TalkRe: D Light Blinks Continuosly On My Honda Odyssey 2003 by cocoduck: 8:55am On May 25, 2016
seyiojomu:
I totally still agree with you..but for someone who doesn't know as much as me and you do, this will be too much information for him...
its safe if you let him also know that no matter the amount of care given to your tranny, it is bound to deteriorate and require rebuilding or replacement eventually, the level of care and attention given is only what determines the longevity.

I guess the OP has the answer to his question now anyway ; let him drain and let him check his range selector switch. by the way, genuine Honda Genuine ATF fluid is between =N= 4500- =N= 6000 depending on where you get it in Lagos. You can always check Oyingbo Honda market or visit accredited Honda Service centres in the country
gbam you get it
Car TalkRe: D Light Blinks Continuosly On My Honda Odyssey 2003 by cocoduck: 4:44am On May 25, 2016
seyiojomu:
By the way, its ok to find iron filling and metal grits in the drained gear oil. The drain plug bolt is manufactured with a special magnetic substance that collects this metal fillings. You can see it wen u loose d bolt and move your fingers on the end that goes into the drain hole. Even a car less that 5000km will show this sign.

What is unhealthy is burnt color of drained oil, foul smell and low quantity.
those materials are metal particles, clutch materials etc, if it is just burnt oil, just drain and put new recommended oil, and you must do a regular maintenance, oils degrade when subjected to heat, and the tranny generates lots of it when for example towing, these oils have friction modifiers and other components in them to ensure your tranny works well, so if you use the wrong oil or don't change the oil when due the oil will become less slippery and loose viscousity, what it means now is that components now rub against each other without lube, what is it? it will simply wear, they will scratch each other and wear out, just as you use a grinder to smoothen steel surface, then your gearbox will slip. So metal particles in a gearbox oil means the gearbox need to be rebuilt or thrown away, if it is simply burnt, you are lucky, but you must not allow it to get to that extent.
SportsLVG And Manchester United - Ultimate 'FUNNY' Compilation 2015/16 Season by cocoduck(op): 3:14am On May 25, 2016
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Sacks Louis Van Gaal ? by cocoduck: 11:01am On May 24, 2016
KunAviero:
Akuko Mike Ejeagha. Who did he bring in to Old Trafford ?
na so them take like man united!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Sacks Louis Van Gaal ? by cocoduck: 10:59am On May 24, 2016
Plus234:
can you imagine the likeness, they are the enemies of MAN U but God pass then
U no lie at all! Na so we see am
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Sacks Louis Van Gaal ? by cocoduck: 10:32am On May 24, 2016
TheGoodJoe:

Funny if you think spending money is the only reason to win titles. It seems you have forgotten the amount of injuries Manchester United faced.

There is more to the game than money. If not teams will spend and win the league constantly.

How can you call one of the best coaches in the history of the game absolutely nonsense. It tells a lot of you understanding of football.
Chu oooooh na so u take like man united? Face your problems and leave us alone. What is your problem?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Sacks Louis Van Gaal ? by cocoduck: 10:31am On May 24, 2016
amagunnerfan:
To meet your father and your mother. Proper idiot.
Yes carry man u problem for head like load, make e dey heavy you, since you weep more than the bereaved. I am a man utd fan and I approve the appointment of JM, go and hug a transformer, see as e dey pain you. You are stuck with winger, make una prepare our 6 points. BTW if you want to insult me insult me, not my parents or else?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Sacks Louis Van Gaal ? by cocoduck: 10:30am On May 24, 2016
amagunnerfan:
To meet your father and your mother. Proper idiot.
Yes carry man u problem for head like load, make e dey heavy you, since you weep more than the bereaved. I am a man utd fan and I approve the appointment of JM, go and hug a transformer, see as e dey pain you. You are stuck with winger, make una prepare our 6 points.
Car TalkRe: D Light Blinks Continuosly On My Honda Odyssey 2003 by cocoduck: 11:51pm On May 23, 2016
ataspray:
the fact that the op still does not know what ATF went into his tranny sha...
That's my biggest question
Christianity EtcRe: CHRISTIANITY Vs Islam Which Is Older?? by cocoduck: 6:09pm On May 23, 2016
Demmzy15:
grin grin grin You're more gullible than I thought, for be to be able to read and write English, French and whatever languages, I must be a "literate". A white man is an illiterate to Yoruba culture because he can't read, write or knows anything about it, Prophet Muhammad only knew the language and culture of his people the Arabs, so how could he have been able to read and write Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek when it's a known and established fact that he was an illiterate?

That aside Prophet Muhammad couldn't even write the language, that's why he had scribes!
once again between you and I who is the retar.d? do I have to physically write some thing for it to be me the writer? can't I dictate for somebody what to write, Islam(e) is an opium, it gets people high, GI and were a bomb vest and find the nearest church you PIG
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Sacks Louis Van Gaal ? by cocoduck: 4:46pm On May 23, 2016
TheGoodJoe:

You are the one breaking your head. When you guys signed Van Gaal, I said he needs patience to succeed ad many of you were shouting that I do not know what I am saying.

The things played out exactly as I said and you are talking unrelated stuffs.

Let me make it clear to you. I like Van Gaal very much and I do not like Manchester United. Because of Van Gaal, I celebrated you guys FA Cup win.

Now I can relax now Van Gaal is gone. You guys missed a coach who would have lifted the club.
Next out = Giggs.
Next After Giggs = Mata.

That is how I like it. Just like when Mourinho kicked out Mata and De Bruyne.
go and have seat,your opinion doesn't matter
Christianity EtcRe: CHRISTIANITY Vs Islam Which Is Older?? by cocoduck: 4:42pm On May 23, 2016
Demmzy15:
Omo see how the guy just quickly confess grin, don't be excited, I know this I just wanted to see how gullible you were! So you stated Prophet Muhammad copied, now, how is it possible for him to copy books which weren't written in his language especially when we know he was an illiterate? He was an Arab, but the books were written in Greek, Aramaic/Syriac and Hebrew, so possible is it?
hahahahaha between you and I who is the ret.ard? Are you an English man? No but you read and write the language, am I a French man? no but I write, read, speak and understand the language fluently. Do I need to be a French man to read and write French.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Sacks Louis Van Gaal ? by cocoduck: 4:24pm On May 23, 2016
sheyishay:
Story ....
na wa oh the guy just carry utd wahala like load, na wa for people, he is not even a man united fan.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Sacks Louis Van Gaal ? by cocoduck: 4:21pm On May 23, 2016
TheGoodJoe:
I said this in July 06, 2014

Very few listened.

Respect Van Gaal. Few understand you.


thegoodjoehunt

Let me repeat myself again. Van Gaal is a genius but he takes time to build his team. Just as how he worked with Kroos, Alaba, Muller, Gustavo and co. Man Utd fans should not be too expectant and feel disappointed if results are not going their way.

He takes his time. After Van Gaal was sacked by Bayern, he made some results that made Beckenbauer apologise to him. Van Gaal needs patience.

He is a very brilliant man but still human. I wonder what is wrong with that.
https://www.nairaland.com/1792593/netherlands-vs-costa-rica-world/38#24484214
Even man city fans now dey carry man united problem for head, no more free points ooooooo that is why you are running mad, abeg no enter market oooo, see as you Cary our own wahala for head, face una own problem and live us alone. shior
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Sacks Louis Van Gaal ? by cocoduck: 3:39pm On May 23, 2016
bpee:
is mourinho better? I don't know,,but what I know is that united were so damn on point sacking lvg
The agreement was that man united must qualify for CL, but did man united qualify? No, so why are these people feeling sorry for him? Abi they want us to continue dashing every dick tom and harry free three points, look arsenal, you people must prepare our six points and hand it over to us, already, we no want Tory!
Christianity EtcRe: CHRISTIANITY Vs Islam Which Is Older?? by cocoduck: 3:33pm On May 23, 2016
Demmzy15:
Coconut head duck, stop pouring spit on my screen jare! Prove that Prophet Muhammad bough a King James Version of the bible and copied it, is it too much to ask? sad
pig head, KJV is an English translation of the bible, and King James of England was not yet born by then, England didn't even exist, The Bible was written in Hebrews, Greek and Aramaic, okay? KJV is just a translation to English. Now between I and you, who is the ret.ard?
Christianity EtcRe: CHRISTIANITY Vs Islam Which Is Older?? by cocoduck: 3:01pm On May 23, 2016
Demmzy15:
Your moniker shows how retar'ded you're, a duck with coconut head. Anyways prove the above assertion!
hahahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahafafafafafafafafafafafa

look You don't know who I am, okay?
your religion is a cancer to mankind, if you don't know what to do, were a bomb vest and run into the nearest church. Isi monkey.
Christianity EtcRe: CHRISTIANITY Vs Islam Which Is Older?? by cocoduck: 2:50pm On May 23, 2016
Demmzy15:
¬Yet you twisted and copied from the pagans, if you know you don't know anything just shhhhh!! You'll end up embarrassing yourself here!
how can he be embarrassed for saying the truth, MuhamMAD (shit unto his name) fused Bible, Torah and Arab pagan beliefs to make this madness called Islam(e).
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Sacks Louis Van Gaal ? by cocoduck: 12:51pm On May 23, 2016
initialize:
Van Gaal can't do better than what he's achieved at United. It is a perfect time to say goodbye for him. His player mgt ability is not good enough

He wouldn't start Depay again since his mistake against Norwich instead he kept starting Skilless Lingard.

He didnt encourage Depay enough despite him being the only natural winger in the squad.


When Carrick joined United from spurs, he was just like depay, gave the ball away easily but Ferguson kept playing him till he became the perfect MF partner for any of Fletcher, Hargreaves, Scholes, Anderson, blind and now Rooney.


Players always need assurance from coach that you trust their ability
that guy is a man shitty fan
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Sacks Louis Van Gaal ? by cocoduck: 12:49pm On May 23, 2016
TheGoodJoe:


It is just sweeting my body. Mourinho has not yet landed and players are already grumbling. Enjoy Mourinho and please Kick Giggs out of the club before you close it.
who and who?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Sacks Louis Van Gaal ? by cocoduck: 12:45pm On May 23, 2016
TheGoodJoe:
Giggs is probably the first casualty of Mourinho's arrival and the players do not want Giggs to go.

'Giggs has impressed the squad with his coaching and his tactical analysis of opponents – the specific job he has been assigned by Van Gaal.

There is a belief within the squad that Giggs has kept his own counsel on Van Gaal’s approach in order not to rock the boat, but he retains the respect and admiration of the players...'
rubbish
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Sacks Louis Van Gaal ? by cocoduck: 12:42pm On May 23, 2016
TheGoodJoe:

Proudly a Cityzen, Proudly a noisy neighbor.

I am a Manchester City fan
.
no wonder, common get out! you put mouth for wetin no concern you, you have your pep so, when you appointed him did we say anything? yeye!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Sacks Louis Van Gaal ? by cocoduck: 12:23pm On May 23, 2016
TheGoodJoe:
If you are pointing how bad Manchester United was during SIR Alex Ferguson's departure, imagine the rot after Moyes departure.

Van Gaal had to rebuild the team from their passing style. With time, he would have built a formidable side.

Just Mourinho did in Real Madrid, dropping Raul who was a pillar of Madrid, it seems he is about o start tearing down Van Gaal's work.

It seems Ibrahimovic will be Mourinho's coaching assistant and Mourinho wants to demote Ryan Giggs.

Giggs will not accept it and it seems it is on his way out. Well done Glazers. First fraction is about to start because some players are devoted to Giggs.

Next is the kick out of Mata.
see them see arseanal fans, yeye.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Sacks Louis Van Gaal ? by cocoduck: 12:09pm On May 23, 2016
Franky9584:
is Mourinho really d best option here?
definitely,
arsenal fans now want to tell us how we run our club, when we loose they open their mouth wide and laugh at us, they don't want to stop, it's very obvious.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Sacks Louis Van Gaal ? by cocoduck: 12:02pm On May 23, 2016
amagunnerfan:
Appointing Jose Mourinho is not a smart move for United. They went against their own policy with this appointment which shows desperation on their part.

This is why I always said it that Sir Alex was a greed man who left the club worst off. He made absolutely no plans for his successor before leaving the club. The squad was extremely very bad, he only managed to win the league with the same squad as a result of the signing of Robin Van Persie a signing which in it own was selfish and not long term.

Many kids who started watching football last night will disagree but those who can think know United are suffering today simply because Sir Alex was more interested in his own glory and not the future of the club.

He left behind Vidic, Rio, Rooney, Robin Van Persie, Chicharito, Phil Jones, Carrick and Evra. All of who were either past it or very injury prone or outright useless.
Go to hell
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Refinery Shutdown Because Of Effect Of Niger Delta Avengers by cocoduck: 9:15am On May 23, 2016
TheGoodJoe:

I forgot. You guys are crippling the economy. There will be no money to build schools to help educate dull people.

When Petrol reaches N1,000 a litre, President Buhari will still fly Private Jet to America and Europe. While the so called Niger Delta Avengers and their Supporters will gnash their teeth in suffering.

#BombOurselvesBombBuhari
you are a story teller, Which of the fuel is not imported?
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Refinery Shutdown Because Of Effect Of Niger Delta Avengers by cocoduck: 8:03am On May 23, 2016
TheGoodJoe:

The dullness in this country is alarming. We need a War Against Dullness project.

Those saying they are doing President Buhari with this, will suffer the Petrol Scarcity more than the President Buhari. Let them keep praising the shutting down of the economy.

All of them will suffer it.
if it will happen today, I will be the happiest person on earth. Go and start the war na, wat are you waiting for?
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Refinery Shutdown Because Of Effect Of Niger Delta Avengers by cocoduck: 7:59am On May 23, 2016
zegbeye:
Stale same lines
ahh my brother no be small thing oooo before long they will call you IPOB yoot (that is the new spelling)
BTW I am proud to associate myself with IPOB, if they tell and educate people about the fraud this British slave camp.

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