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Davidbanky:
More coming ....

coded01:
Turning this place upside down?


Last time, it's was error last week!


Today?

Mcleo007:
I. Rakitic, the perfect upgrade from lazy Cesc. So worthy is he of the famed No.4 jersey that we're on course for every trophy available.

And to imagine he was bought for £15m

bykebyke:
Leave the guy.. we have Ivan Rakitic.


Assuming Fabregas played against Bayern Munich

barackohandso:
Don't mind that half season player. He is obviously pained. The same season he left, we're on the verge of a treble

sebod:
Souness: "I am more than 60 now, and I don't believe that I've seen, or that I'm likely to see, anyone better than Messi in my lifetime."
I have read so many quotes similar to this, and the only I have read about CR7 is the ones from you and you alone.

chrisley024:
Hahaha!

Where is DJ coded01 to direct us to the party venue?

Javanian:
"For me, to watch Messi play is a pleasure –
it’s like having an orgasm – it’s an incredible
pleasure." - Luis Figo
"Messi is the best in the world without any
doubt and for me the history of football,"
Luis Enrique.

"Once they said they can only stop me with
a pistol. Today you need a machine gun to
stop Messi." - Hristo Stoichkov

"Messi or Ronaldo best player in the world?
In the world, I would say Ronaldo. Messi is
from another planet." - Turkish international
Arda Turan
"Messi is God, as a person and even more as
a player. I knew him when he was a boy
and I’ve watched him grow. He deserves it
all." - Samuel Eto'o
"Although he may not be human, it’s good
that Messi still thinks he is." - Javier
Mascherano
"They tell me that all men are equal in God’s
eyes, this player makes you seriously think
about those words." - Football commentator
Ray Hudson
"Newton and Einstein had a certain level of
autism - I hope that, like them, Messi
surpasses himself every day and continues
to give us his beautiful brand of football." -
Romario
"Messi is the Mozart of football." - Radomir
Antic .
"It is clear that Messi is on a level above all
others. Those who do not see that are
blind." - Xavi "There are three or four
important things in life: books, friends,
women… and Messi." - Portuguese writer
Antonio Lobo Antunes "Barca will never
have a player like Messi again. Messi’s
greatness is present on and off the field of
play." - Barcelona president Sandro Rosell
"At this point I’m starting to believe that
Messi is tightly related to Clark Kent." - Israeli
model Bar Rafaeli "Messi is class. There is
him, and then there is the rest. What he
does is extraordinary." - Franck Ribery "We
give him the ball and stand back and watch.
People often say to me they saw Pele and
Maradona play. In the future, I will be able
to say I saw Messi play." - Thiago Alcanatara
"He is always going forwards. He never
passes the ball backwards or sideways. He
has only one idea, to run towards the goal.
So as a football fan, just enjoy the show." -
Zinedine Zidane "He sees passes that most
people can only see whilst watching the
game on TV, not ones that you can normally
see on the pitch." - Tata Martino "For the
world of football, Messi is a treasure
because he is role model for children
around the world… Messi will be the player
to win the most Ballons d’Or in history. He
will win five, six, seven. He is incomparable.
He’s in a different league." - Johan Cruyff . "I
have played against Platini, Maradona,
Cruyff and played with George Best — a lot
of big names, but none of them has been
able to do what Messi does. Two years ago I
said that the best player I played against
was Maradona and the best player I have
played with was Bestie. But I can now say I
have never seen a player as good as Messi.
He’s in a league of his own." - Former
Tottenham star Gerry Armstrong "Diego
[Maradona] filled us with emotions. But
between the cracks, without doubt, Messi is
better than Maradona." - Diego Simeone
"There is no doubt, you’re from another
galaxy. Thanks Leo." - Maxi Rodriguez "Who
is the Best Player in the World? Leo Messi.
Who is the Best Player Ever? Leo Messi." -
Arsene Wenger

"I have seen the player who
will inherit my place in Argentine football
and his name is Messi. Messi is a genius." -
Diego Maradona

"I like Messi a lot, he’s a
great player. Technically, we’re practically at
the same level." - Pele .

"Messi does not need
his right foot. He only uses the left and he’s
still the best in the world. Imagine if he also
used his right foot, Then we would have
serious problems." - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
"Fella’s a genius. Best ever by a distance in
my life time. Never really saw Pele…
Souness, Gullit, Venables and now Rooney
agree Messi is the best they have seen. He
plays a game with which we are not
familiar." - Gary Lineker
"I played with Romario, Rivaldo, Ronaldo,
Laudrup and Stoichkov but Messi is the best
I’ve seen" - Former Barcelona and Chelsea
star Albert Ferrer
"It feels good to be in the same generation
as him. I believe he’s the best player in the
history of the sport." - Gerard Pique "Messi
defies the laws of anatomy, he must have
an extra bone in his ankle." - Argentina's
1986 World Cup-winning coach Carlos
Bilardo
"Who’s better, Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo?
Messi. Ronaldo is good, but Messi is 10 times
better." - Dutch star Klaas-Jan Huntelaar
"Lionel Messi is quite clearly the best player
ever. It’s a pleasure to pit myself against
him and when I finish my career it’s
something I can look back on and know I’ve
tested myself against the very best." - John
Terry

"In my entire life I have never seen a player
of such quality and personality at such a
young age, particularly wearing the ‘heavy’
shirt of one of the world’s great clubs." -
Fabio Capello .

"Messi is better than Maradona; he is more
complete, more consistent, more
spectacular. He is reinventing the game – a
mix of the real and the virtual." - Tostão
"I am not crazy enough to compare myself
with Messi because he is the best there ever
was and the best there will ever be." - Mario
Gomez
"I was a big fan of Maradona growing up
and of the current crop Ronaldo is good but
Messi is the best I’ve ever seen. I don’t dish
out praise lightly but Messi deserves it. I
look for weaknesses in his game and I can’t
find them." - Roy Keane

"Messi is the best player ever. And this is
said by someone who has seen Maradona
and Pele play." - AC Milan chief Adriano
Galliani

"He is the best in the world. Football seems
easy when he plays it." - Bacary Sagna .
"I wear the number 10 Jersey for the US
National Team in honour of the Greatest
athlete I have ever seen: Messi." - Kobe
Bryant
"The only bad thing about Ronaldo’s life is
Messi. If it was not for him, Ronaldo would
be the best player in the world for five
years in a row." - Felipe Scolari
"I can’t believe anyone can have played the
game of football as well as Messi." - Michael
Owen

"Is Messi a real player or a PlayStation
character?" - Radamel Falcao

"Messi is a genius. He has everything. When
I watch him, I see a player who is very,
very, skilful, very clever and his left foot is
like Diego Maradona’s." - Franz Beckenbauer
"Messi or Cristiano? Cristiano Ronaldo is
very good, but I prefer Messi. He’s
incredible." - Gheorghe Hagi


"Comparing CR7 to Messi is an exercise of
ignorance in football. Messi is Messi and
others, footballers." - Spanish manager
Miguel Angel Lotina

"The other day I saw
one of his games. He was running with the
ball at a hundred percent full speed, I don’t
know how many touches he took, maybe
five or six, but the ball was glued to his
foot. It’s practically impossible." - Real
Madrid legend Raul


"If he is so good, how can you express
that? The superlatives ran out ages ago. On
these pages, swearing has been tried. Or
perhaps a symbol, something to signify that
we have gone beyond words now." -
Football writer Sid Lowe


"Don't write about him, don't try to describe
him. Just watch him." - Pep Guardiola

ELYMAXiimus:
lol... That guy's life will never remain the same again.

Tval:
L-L-L-L

You guys have been consistent lately. Even Newscastle are less consistent (L-L-L-D)

Olaone1:
Even the seals can shoot Bayansh down these days. Calamity club
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/09/12/287DA46B00000578-3074519-image-a-100_1431171151643.jpg

timbros:
FOUR straight losses!

And the fifth loss is loading..... Tuesday things.

Band boys don even tire to party here.

Olaone1:
Our thoughts and prayers are with Bayansh supporters all over the world, especially on NL

These are trying moments for y'all, we know. Remember: tough times never last, but tough people do - Robert Schuller

We hope our UNCOMMON love for you remains your strength.

maidaboi:
God gave us treble remember u live us empty handed last season I didn't know u were planning something big for us thank u Lord.fans how u see

fredoooooo:
be nice

iheanyi40:

Eruditor:
I agreed with you until your last paragraph. Porto KOed united in 2004 by luck. And Inter needed the same luck to KO Barca in 2010. But Mou has convinced you of his WC status.

The same team Mou could not win the UCL with, Ancelloti came and did. I don't see you guys anywhere saying that Ancelloti did it because of his players yet nobody criticised Mou for failing. They made bunkum excuses for him.

Mou parked the bus against Pep in UEFA Super cup of 2013. That game ended 2-2 and then Bayern won on penalties. Nobody asked Mou why his parking-the-bus team conceded 2 goals to Pep and his high suicidal backline. But if Pep had lost that game, the same you people would have blamed him for losing and questioned his WC status.

Everyone knows why Mou and by extension Chelsea fans dislike Pep. It is because without him you lot would have claimed Mou is the best manager still plying his trade. Pep's presence nullifies all that gobbledegook.

All the criteria y'all use to crown Mou the best manager over other managers Pep has trumped. He has won more trophies in a shorter time, dominated for a longer time and has a better head to head record than Mou, yet inspite of all these he still has his traducers.

Ask Mou why he hates Pep as much as he does. In 2008 he knelt and begged Laporta and co that he would do a wonderful job at Barca but they ignored him and offered a relative newbie the job. Mou secretly wished he would look back at them one day and say "you made a mistake" but it wasn't to be. He became the most successful manager in their history.

After Mou KOed Barca in 2010 he celebrated like he had finally achieved his aim of making Pep look bad. The following year (and with Better players) Mou was outfoxed by Pep (5-0 at Nou Camp and 2-0 at Santiago) yet Pep downplayed both wins. Reverse the scenario and you would listen to a petty man say things like "We came to win but after 90mins we destroyed" and what not.

This same Mou came to Chelsea a season ago and inherited a team that had just finished 3rd with a Europa trophy. After spending big he finished 3rd again and trophyless yet it went under the radar. Pep has won more in the same time frame but all the glory goes to his players and their mistakes come to him. A. Madrid KOing Chelsea 3-1 at the bridge and 10-man PSG doing same is not scandalous enough. But it is however scandalous for Real Madrid and Barcelona to KO Pep.

How convenient.

dajoaneke:
My father use to tell the joke in a song about a Nigerian who went to London for the first time with Garri & soup in his suitcase. He fgound a power outlet and decided to make his Eba.
As Oyibo gather to see Nigerian, they saw white powder become dough like white rock (eba) & clapped
Next he brought out his soup and to their amazement he began to swallow the rock lump after lump
Quickly they alerted the police to stop the black man from committing suicide
lol

usbcable:
Painful but not surprised.

Will read Eyebrows comments later. The guy dey vex mr at the moment.

usbcable:
Congrats on becoming champions.
That's all I have to say

Debroslink:
last year Atletico celebrated at Camp Nou. this year Barca will celebrate at Vicenete Calderon

dmcdad:
MSN licking their lips like this. I dey feel say them go give Bayern 4 on Tuesday.

homesteady:
And they used all their energy! Juve is waiting for them!

Then their trophyless season will be confirmed!

barackohandso:
Nice game by Valencia I must say. Though they couldn't hold on for the win but we all know getting 3 points at the Bernabeau is always an herculean task. Liga is sure now though cos no matter what happens with us against Atletico Madrid, we get to win the league in front of our home fans. Congratulations in advance to my fellow Cúles

Visca el Barca. Més Que Un Club

coded01:
Real Madrid is dropping points tonight...


Barca likely will be champions next weekend...