₦airaland Forum

luminouz:
These cooked up stories always make me laugh

Dem cook am, dem no cook am, how u take know?, how e take consign u? U dey there when dem dey cook am? Go cook your own na, the OP cook am well and we reply cos the cooked up story dey happen for this yeye country wey everything don turn upside finish,

bubudeen:
Sorry to bother you guys it my first post here. Just want some advice though. I have been dating my girlfriend for a little over a year now and we have been bonding and growing well. I would say we have a fairly healthy relationship. I don't want to go into details of what I have done for her or she done for me but. I can assure you I make sure she doesn't lack any basics.

Recently I wanted to use a nice picture of hers for a profile so I ask for her phone and asked for her gallery precisely cos she passwords every single app on her phone including her pic gallery. She opened it and handed me the phone. As I was going through I saw a picture she took in a very posh room white bedsheets, posh hotel like furniture she wore a big t-shirt she normally use to sleep and just inner tights shorts.

I asked her immediately where was this cos we see almost every other day. I looked at the date of the picture and saw that it tallied with the time she said she wanted to go stay with her friend that lives alone for one week cos she normally stays with her family.

Rather than answer she collected the phone and didn't talk. I kept asking she now said it was a guy that we both knows room. That she just went to greet him. I knew it was a lie cos the room was mega posh with white bedsheet and the time stamp on the picture was 9.22pm during lockdown time

I have since asked her to let me see the picture again she has refused rather claiming that I am damn to jealous and have trust issues so she won't show me.



What do I do. I am 99% sure the pictures were taken in a posh hotel room.

That babe na original Nigeria babe, that is to say two-timing biaaatch, no matter whacha do, dey never get satisfied, not their fault, as the country dey bend in corruption na so dem sef dey follow bend join living a corrupt lifestyle.

Racoon:
Magu case is one of the irony of what sordid corruption has done to the image of Nigeria today.What a nation.

This fulani man is been presented to deceive you fools as is if they are fighting corruption just to distract the attention of suffering Nigerians, he was replaced by another fulani man, you can bet your left nuts he will be let free just like the rest. How many corrupt assssholes politicians whose crime stinks more than his have been jailed....NON
Una too like Codeine for Nigeria, the country is ruined, this man trial na charade to save face for the outside world watching to give an aura bubu dey fight corruption. Drink Sensedeine now

Segzy19:
All the officers involved in this nonsense should be disciplined. Despite the security issues we have on this country, this is what they have been reduced to...

Even no facemask, despite Corona out there...ok o

When another SARS maltreat the guy, then he will know that they are as dangerous as anything...

Una get enough data to waste on top useless video. Countey dey burn na useless topics modholes dey push enter front page.

vanida6:
Whattt kind of hell proposing is dis aint take dat anymore if u gonna proposed to me make it in a good way not like dis hell one dammm

Na so we see am, we no know weda na hell boy or na hell rufai proposal. How market ?

JidennaJason:
See what our so called security operatives have been reduced to...

"Proposing Materials"

The duty of a well-trainned security personnel is to protect lives and properties not to be used as a prop or costume for proposals.

U never hear comedian tok say nigeria yeye so tey efcc dey carry efcc go court. That man wey arrange the whole thing na sars e go be na

Made4naijaceo:
Na wa o

No be small wa oo

Killer SARS don dey wear cammo too

Wetin Fulani arab terrorist eyes no go sea for Zoogeria

orion7:
just see nonsense you re typing. School fees? If you nir come get out. Oxford, Birmingham, Leeds, Cardiff universities re among the best universities in the world. People even from America go there.


And secondly nigeria is not the first, second not even the 8th biggest exporter of oil. There re options.


Shey you see nigeria has nothing on the brits, they will sanction nigeria and heaven wont fall

Make una dey ignore all those ingots abeg, the ediot thinks Britain economy and academic institutions depends on those very few Nigerians elites who are the only ones that can afford to sponsor their children of to school overseas since they enough loot stolen from countless raping of Zoogeria

Daguccizgreat:
Population ain't the yardstick to measure the strength of country. India is trice more than US population wise but if US cough India will cease to exist. Nigeria can't stand Britain in anything bruv

You have time to be minding that ediot who thinks sanctioning is about population. So many of them all over Nairaland. The fool forgot Nigeria is a British creation set to expire after 100years of it forceful amalgamation in 1914

realstars:
Come To Kaduna oooh!!! Please Come Before Hell Rufay Finishd Us Here oooh.
Kaduna And Benue Are The Slougtering Grownd Of Christians.

I feel your pain my northern brother, not just christians those baztard fulani arab mass murderers are killing, they are systematically wiping out all traces of the real hausa tribes both christians or muslims, baztard media press are confuse to be calling them bandit, unknown gunmen when they are all the same state sponsored fulani arab herdsmen, bokoharam terrorists trying to fulfill the agenda of ysman danfodio jihad mission in line with ahmadu bello legacy. Everyone should have one voice and demand for the splitting of this expired zoo. Hell rufai and all those nothern rulers are all fulanis using money stolen from the southern/middle bet economy to further their jihad through government power.

Golan007:
But they want to steal our doctors right?

Fool codeine drinker, dem dey yan serious matter you dey tok doctor, una get doctors ? D better ones wey una get are underfunded while fulani murderer have dominated governing you slaves to death ode

PHAYOL81:
Were you in Lagos? I doubt if you were else you'd have known how rocky this past christmas was; to examplify a closer case. Shows, Cinemas, Fests happened and they all were massive, colourful and impressive. It was never a dull moment, ask for the right info from the right source; not sentiments from your clan at home. Population of Lagos is massive not because a tribe is in it but because all the tribes have massive presence in it. Check ya stats!
Besides, is it only Ibos that travel during Christmas? Don't other tribes also travel to their states? As close as Ogun state is to Lagos State, the indigenes still travel during christmas to their hometowns, so what's your point? You guys just bloat yourself with this useless sense of entitlement and chestbeat about that things happen because of your presence and technically cease immediately you leave which is wrong. I won't be wrong if I think you're among many who believe thsi same Lagos rests on the Igbos' import, export and purchasing capability. YET, it's been proved overtime that the big businesses that sustain the State are either yoruba-, Hausa-, Fulanis-, or foreign-owned. So why fooling about?
Desist from chestbeating; you're hardly making sense..

Leave all these fake-products importing yeebos and let’s embrace the genuine Igbos who don’t come online and chest beat about how terrible Yorubas are while succedsing economically and academically in southwest

Chukapage:
The yorubas was the people Who Slaughtered 3million Easterners it was NEVER the North! The 3million lives was it a result of Nigerias military might or Military action? NO ! Who suffered more military casualties?? The Nigerian Army! How did the East lose 3million civilians mainly women and children? A YORUBA man once said "Starvation is a weapon of war". The NORTH NEVER slaughtered or 3million it was Yorubas. I don't even like it when my people attack Northerners...

maybe you read another history or must have been eaten lies from a bunch of yoruba hating liars. Go and ask which people constitute the majority of zoogeria soldiers, they are fulani hausas and middlebeltan, yorubas were promoted to join the army when they saw igbos were invading southwest all because ojukwu was wrongfully advised not to go up norther where the enemies and their machinery, so in your unreasonable mind you dont know everywhere they have fought war there is bound to be starvation, hunger and famine at all side, you are saying it is because of what some people said is the reason for those millions of war casualties, all the wars they have fought in this world someone who is usually a yoruba man that is responsible for all the hunger deaths of war vicitims civilians. Keep drinking your codeine and hating on that yoruba man

Sammy07:
Who is hyping Fulanis?
We and Fulanis never gree except maybe 2015 sha, because we've fought each other 3 times.

They can't win a United South, and BTW, the only way to leave this county is by secession or a United South sha.
Not by making mouth and threatening up and down like the Igbos are doing.

Stop responding to those ingots, they are not the real igbos. They are yibbos which means fake people who take up igbo names or assuming igbo persona but are actually fulani paid agents from the north going around on nairaland to type things that will further make a united south impossible.

RTSC:
Igbos are ungrateful because according to this old man ,awolowo gave a dominant ethnic group a paltry 20,000 pound after ensuring the death of millions and lose of unfathomable financial resources.

Una no well.

Stfu ignorant brainwashed fool, was it yorubas that murdered those innocent biafrans, was it not northerners hausa fulanis who constituted 80% of the Nigerian fighter soldiers? The soldiers chant morale boosting war songs in hausa language. Drink Sensedeine

DominusPrime:
Whoever supports this herdsmen menace is secretly hoping that he North takes over the whole country. How can anyone say it is lawful for fulani herdsmen to graze on any farmland they desire? The worst defense unheard was that Ibos are allowed to go anywhere to do business as if the business involves raping and destroying property that the hosts worked for

Keep dreaming when they are in control and have alreaady taken overthe country since before we were born, these bastards will continue to come back and hunt everyone since they believe nigeria is their property as declared by ahmadu bello who follows the way of their superior fulani jihadist Usman dan fodio, and the british made it so to keep the rest of the black natives underdeveloped. Permanent solution is for every group to deamalgamate away to go form their own nation because the contraption has expired, then only can these terrorist jihadists be stopped, otherwise there are many hungry village chiefs and politicians that will compromise because of love for money is bigger than the love for their people. Do you get it?

MaestroID:
It's well is all I can say

How is it well?

The fulani northerners have been looting and raping the resources of the south to sustain their elitist lifestyle and born to rule ideology, dominating every other tribes while not generating nothing. Nigeria is oing backwards every month and you’re saying it is well, hipe you see how you’re the problem.

omazus:
And this is the dictator i am being goaded to support. We shall all live to recount deeds of his second coming. Even the man himself is pleasntly suprised at his luck.

Them dey chop am back to back full dozen now, ee tell dem dem no hear. Dey don use their mumu affect us wey we no as e dey go

TheSourcerer:
Lol
God is indeed great ,

He should send manuals for Corona too , and wow God is merciful that he sends us a Koran ? A fvking Koran?!




Oh btw great Allah you forgot magnifying glass , and those who do to speak Arabic? Like um 60-70percent of the world population

So I was thinking why don't we see news like this from the UK US or Australia then I remembered they would record everything including the birth , the Scan , and how the book manage around the placenta .
But in Nigeria , where people would believe one picture , just one . We really are a smart bunch

Let’s discuss, we think the same man, how can we get in touch?

HomerTimpson:
QURAN? OR A MATCH BOX?

A manual for baby type IED

Lalasticlala and modz

Front page

Lalasticlala front page

Lets applaud the Nigerian govt

Peace Ufuoma, a Nigerian lady, who was advertised for sale on Facebook by Wael Jerro, a Lebanese, has departed Lebanon and on her way back to Nigeria.

Abike Dabiri-Erewa, Chairman, Nigerians in Diaspora Commission (NIDCOM), said on Saturday Ufuoma and 28 other Nigerians have boarded a flight heading for Nigeria.

“29 Passengers just departed from Lebanon. And guess what? Temitope, who was left behind last time, accused of murder is on board. And so is Peace Buhari, the girl who was put on sale on FB and rescued by the Nigerian mission,” she twitted.

Dabiri-Erewa also thanked Houssam Diab, Lebanese ambassador to Nigeria for facilitating “a free flight for the 29 girls”.

Ufuoma was rescued after Jerro put her up for sale for $1000 on Facebook.

He shared the passport of the lady to ‘Buy and Sell in Lebanon,’ a group on the social media platform, alongside a post written in Arabic, calling for prospective buyers.

Jerro was arrested by the Lebanese government after the post sparked outrage on social media.

Source: https://www.thecable.ng/nigerian-woman-advertised-for-sale-on-facebook-in-lebanon-returns-home/amp

Nigeria was worse then.
Worse before then.
And today it still continue to be worse off
Unless the contraption is deamalgamated, Nigeria will continue to be a Zoo where some few animals are the the keeper watching and laughing the millions of humans kept in cages who love to endure suffering, poverty and backwardness.

Wiseandtrue:
Have you observed that the North rarely make list such as this

No insult intended just an observation

Yet they hold the highest positions in Nigeria

No wonder Nigeria is not moving forward

We have sacrificed professionalism on the altar of nepotism!

It's a shame!!!

The earlier you all wake up from your slumber the better. This country from the starting has always belonged to the northerners. That is how the british want it, for a country made by the colonial to remain forever underdeveloped the control of government must be in the hands of the most backward thinking of them negros, and in our case it is worse cos the power was left at the hands of the number one enemies of the black race ...the fulani arabs who manipulated and destroyed the hausa people and are now doing it to the rest of the indigenous natives.

oluwaleinad:
Nah hypocrite full this country jawe,they will ignore the steady killing in northern part of the country but quick to #tag the 2hours shoting in LA...we just too kraz for this country joor.

Nigeria na country? Mstchew!

thesicilian:
Nigerians are busy joining Black Lives Matter protests happening abroad while ignoring the very same police brutality under their noses back home.

I have said this same to idiota and codeine drinkers many many many times but Nigerians are zombies with no direction

Vinnyx:
Hmmm, with all this strength. One bullet and he's down. Politicians pick millions with biro, he's lifting cements for 100k. The things we do to prove ourselves is amazing

Hey,

Why are you always negative?

If you can not appreciate seeing raw black talent, why cant you just keep mute and focus on the deek of the biro thieving politicians who gives your hole amazing proves instead of wishing death from bullet to this same site worker who are among the hard labour workers responsible for laying the bricks of the walls of the room your next smashing is going to happen at.

You this girl you normal so ?

Millenniumlady:
Imagine my boyfriend slap me because of money I'll make sure i slap his existence out of this earth and that hand must stop working....Instead of you to be greatful is your money not her money all men playing lotto are potential thieves.....I can't wait to date an alpha male lemme see what will happen if i provoke him because men are starting to feel like they own women why they ain't worth sh*t. And as for you op pray not to meet someone like me because I'll sell your house join

big mouth

DEROX:
I never knew that ok

dont mind that fellow who is probly one of them. plenty of them all over nairaland with igbo and yoruba names paid to post comments that will confuse others and incite quarrel between native tribes. Like the op have explained in the list.....no native hausa or other similar tribe would be allowed to rule. That person telling you abdusalam is gwari is just half truth, check well and you ll see he must have fulani blood somehow. Either from his imediate parent or grandparent. Many dont know tunde idiagbon is a full blooded fulani man just like okorochas is remotely related to the fulani people, part of why he said Nigerians should not associate fulanis with killer herdsmen

LastProphet:
FORTY FULANI FACTS MOST NIGERIANS DO NOT KNOW.
⁃ By Zackarys Gundu,
Professor of Archeology, Ahmadu Bello University, taking Nigeria through Facts and authentic HISTORY.

Fulani feudalism is real and it is why we cannot reason same way. What Islam means to FULANI is ‘OCCUPATION AND USURPATION OF THE CONQUERED BY FULANI OLIGARCHY KINGDOM’.
But what Islam means to others is Religion.

Beware of the two-headed snake!
Thus,
1. the Fulani MUST lead the prayer over Hausa or any other tribe.

2. Fulani must be respected anywhere as the SHEHU even among the blind in Lagos or BORNU or KANO.

3. Till date, the Fulani may take the sons of Hausa, castrate them and use them as domestic guard over his harem of women. No Nigerian Press has ever inquired into this.

4. Till date, it is sacrilege for Hausa to raise his voice over or against Fulani man.

5. Hausa man’s luck in anything must come from Fulani. Else, he is a SLAVE forever!.

6. Every Fulani is encouraged to speak also Hausa but Hausas hardly learn Fulfude.

7. Till date, FULANI claim the right to belong or rule any Northern State or territory.

8. Till date, Hausa has no right to own land only as a tenant of the local chief. He must pay rents in form of produce every year!

9. All Emirs are Fulani. Most Governors and Senators in Hausa populated territories are Fulani. Most ministerial and juicy appointments under the current government are systematically handed to people of Fulani extraction who are residing in different states in the North. Fulani would rather support Igbo or Yoruba for the office of President for fear of Hausa rising to position of power and influence that will alter the status quo. Fulani will never gamble with this.

10. Before the conquest, Hausas were never Muslims. They had their cultures & traditions like us. But now, IT MUST BE FORGOTTEN mostly.

11. The ease of inflicting strong archaic Sharia by the north is a ploy to retain the CHAIN over the Hausa.

12. Those who chose to stay in the South most early are mostly Hausas, but a Fulani would soon come and colonize them as "Leader" or shehu. So, they lose their freedom mostly.

13. Only few Hausas are able to escape totally and blend into other tribes through marriage etc.

14. As such, CASTE system is being run in Nigeria by Fulani against the Hausa.

15. When a Fulani starts a trade or business including transportation, wholesale of goods etc, ALL HIS EMPLOYEES are mostly Hausa who are regarded as slaves and dare not steal or refuse to labour cheaply. It is a sacrilege for an Hausa to rise against him in competition.

16. When LAND & liberty is not inherited from your 3rd or more generation, do you still wonder the result of POVERTY among these Hausas rightly labelled as TALKAWAS? It is a caste system.

18. Each time you struggle for the NIGERIA project, the preoccupation of the Fulani is how to preserve the North from being snatched away from them.

17. All your governmental apparatus mean nothing Fulani. For example, you know very well how HAUSA is dying in silence under Fulani stranglehold.

18. If Fulani perpetrates gargantuan political CRIMES over you, and you shout HAUSA?�� or at best Hausa/Fulani. It please them because that’s the name they coined to mask who they really are. It is now that people are waking up to these deceitful strangers.

19. In psychology and sociology, MASTERS/CONQUERORS have no feelings for anything they do against their SLAVES! So, next time you see anyone gets away with dastardly acts, know that he is either a Fulani or working for Fulani interests.

20. How to make it in Nigeria? Simple, put your head under Fulani oligarchies as Arisekola, Danjuma, Uzordimma, etc did. They will throw Nigeria's money upon your laps. You will be blind to your environment and oppress your people to suit Fulani schemes. Thereafter they will ROB U OFF when they feel like!!!!��

21. By the time people like OBJ are gone, Yorubas will start to smell their true odour in hell fire. But if anyone expects that OBJ will support Yoruba race openly more than he has done, that will be a mistake.

22. Greatest evil in Nigeria is that the entire Hausa race are oppressed without any ray of hope, yet others mostly from the south never know or care about their true identity and suffering.

23. The greatest offence that Awolowo commited was not anything more than saying: "I will educate the TALAKAWAS" (Hausa "slaves" and they will realise themselves and rise against you". Jonathan joined in the mistake when he announced his Almajiris program!

24. The only intermittent respite experienced in Nigerian political space is only when a Fulani Ally is fighting Fulani interests as in the case of Abacha against the Caliphate when he tried to change the oligarchical power and control in the North from Sultan of Sokoto to Shehu of Borno (of Kanuri tribe).

25. You now know WHO & WHY THEY DO NOT WANT YOU TO STUDY HISTORY IN SCHOOLS AGAIN!!!! Nigerian Professors of History know more about Europe and America than Nigeria.

26. You can now know why no one is encouraging the ALMAJIRIS to be educated and liberated. They are young slaves in the hand of a Fulani Imams who discourage them from going to school!!!��

27. Next time you see POVERTY in the North, take a good around to also see that there's an alhaji nearby in sprawling wealth! He OWNS them. This is how it works for them.

28. What about the emerging powers of even the Normadic Fulani? Uthman Dan Fodio invited them from Futa Jalon in 1804 to fight the battle that conquered Sokoto. The allegiance remains that they protect the interests of one another. GREATER THREAT IS THAT CHILDREN OF NORMADIC FULANIS (Cattle rearers) NOW WANT TO SETTLE DOWN. The recent killings and land grabbings by Fulani herdsmen under the watchful eyes of the government is a pointer to this.

29. *One Nigeria project?* Yes, its OK in as much as Fulani control is not jeopardized. Who do you think are the Forex traders? And their slaves abound to serve them.

30. In as much as it enriches the Fulani your conquerors, how dare you expect Nigeria not to SELL her labours cheaply every week and NAIRA diminishes in value EVERY DAY since almost 30years ago!

31. You now know WHAT *LAW AGAINST HATE SPEECH* IS ABOUT! Just like attempt to remove history from schools!

32. Let your children know the NIGERIA they are born in and her political consequences. *There's nothing like RELIGIOUS consequences in Nigeria.* (Know this). RELIGION as far as Fulani is concerned is a political tool of oligarchic and political control.

33. You now know why Shehu Shagari, Shehu Kangiwa, Shehu Malami etc had to get modal opportunities, even at Barewa College. When next you want to liberate Nigeria from the Fulani, or cut away part of it, remember that FULANI is the owner, and has FOOT SOLDIERS!

34. Fulani tool of oligarchy is rife: For example, ask yourself: HOW MANY FULANI died at the stadium trying to get employed in the Customs?

35. How do Fulani get employment - since they don't write application letters? *Meditate* on this. When you gain admission to NDA on quota basis for example, they retire as many others at the rank of major. Whosoever sails through has to do with whom he/she knows.

36. Every Fulani is SPONSORED, but you sponsor yourself. So, know why you don't try query him at work or try make him follow the rules.

37. Every Fulani or their allies born outside Nigeria can come here to get more rights and privileges over YOU!

38. Which customs officer will dare search a rich Fulani alhaji at the borders?

39. There was one Alhaji Mandara in Sokoto in the '70s, he trafficked petroleum products by the Sokoto -Illela axis. No customs officer dared stop his illegal fleet?

40. I was classmate to as many of the Hausa Fulanis in the North. Till date, none of them is on the Alumni platform. They know we are not equals and we cannot understand. So, we continue to claim Oyibo certificates. They know who will get NNPC or CBN jobs. They know who will get Jumbo contracts to maintain Port Harcourt Refinery the way he likes not caring if it breaks down irretrievably due to non-challant maintenance? The answer is in Yoruba adage: "Ti ile kan ba n toro, omo ale ibe ni ko i dagba" (if a house is at peace, it is because the bastard there is not yet grown up).

Tell your children. Don't let them continue to make noise over the Nigeria Project that is not working. It is simply because we come to roost with strange bed fellows.

So help us God!
������
NNA MENN.

All the facts list you posted, you omitted one ultimate point. Fulanis are not africans, fulanis are subset of arabs which is why they do everything to conply with arab culture abs islam. It is a fact. The real fulanis are pale skin like oyibo arabs. They brought islam to west africa and mirdered millions of natives after been decieved and manipulated to fight each other has they do to nigerian native now. They know they dont belong here they know they dont have any native land here, they are not indigenous to Africa which is why they kill and terrorisw wveryone to fear them and collect their land by force using government power and manipulation of the foolish among the natives. They are the ones in boko haram, herdsmen killers terrorising and kindapoing and raping and ambushing natives all over nigeria, they believe they conquered the hausa people but one day soon the hausa shall take back their native lands from these petty thieves. Do more research work and you will see. Check their hair and nose...it is of arab type. Add that to your list to make it 41. Good work.

Babzrockman:
Shehu Sani? So, we've got another Hushpuppy acting like an activist. Oya ka da fun e toba ribe

All you southerners should continue deluding yourself about these fulanis who are all one and the same, with one goal which is to utilise any means to deceive you kaffirs whose land they have continuously declared belong to their great grandfather jihadist, they have presented themselves to you foolish southerners in different shades of righteousness until you believe one of them enough to be a man of integrity who can be the next president and you have another fulani dictator on the sit of power in 2023...., wake up foolish southerners

Hussainmaaji:
lootIpob of Zoobiafrau is spotted here�����

I’m Ntcham idiota...i know more about Nigerians tribe and your jihadist fulani arab terrorists trying and failing to enslave the tribal people of west africa. Fulani killer spotted. Which is you? Bandit? Kidnapper? Ambusher? Herdsman? Rapist? Looter?

Krixon:
Was is not the Yoruba that surprised the north and brought him into power?
Why are you people complaining now?. Keep supporting the north to bring more northern leaders like him jor. We are watching.

you were so jobless that you were paid to count all the yoloba and ibos and fulanis and hausas who voted and concluded yoloba makes up the highest who brought jihadist buhari to president? Are you thinking at all?