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RomanceRe: Best Sexual Acts To Add Sparks In Your Bedroom by Codenister: 10:11am On Jan 23, 2017
Warrizdiz shocked shocked
You people don't know there are kids like me in this placehuh
EventsRe: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by Codenister: 7:43am On Jan 06, 2017
lovelygurl:
It was warm and comfortable in my mother's womb ni. I was enjoying the luxury grin
Now you've got yourself some work to do.
You've to go and help me look for a March 14th mate
EventsRe: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by Codenister: 11:53am On Jan 05, 2017
lovelygurl:
It's just March 17 o and yet no one seems to be born on that day except me cry
Why do you have to come late.
And I told you to let's come on the 14th, but you refused
EventsRe: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by Codenister: 7:25am On Jan 05, 2017
This is the 16th page now, yet no March 14th mate
#iGiveUp
EventsRe: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by Codenister: 2:29pm On Jan 02, 2017
Still on still, no March 14 fellow
Wahala wa oooo
EventsRe: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by Codenister: 2:52pm On Jan 01, 2017
MrWhaley:
NOV 5th. Yet to see a Gurl with that birthdate. huh
You have same birthdate as my ex
EventsRe: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by Codenister: 5:47pm On Dec 30, 2016
Inkman:
I knew someone. But she's late now
Eeya, may her soul rest in peace
Apparently, my only birthday mate is dead
EventsRe: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by Codenister: 8:07am On Dec 30, 2016
And yet again, no March 14
EventsRe: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by Codenister: 6:04pm On Dec 29, 2016
Seriouslyhuh This is the 6th page, and still no March 14th fellowhuh
Na only me waka come?
EventsRe: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by Codenister: 6:00pm On Dec 29, 2016
Shugah:
Proudly Pisces;

11th of March....
See your impatient self
If only you had just been patient for 2 more days and come on the 14th, I would've had a birthday mate
cry
EventsRe: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by Codenister: 7:00pm On Dec 28, 2016
14th of March,
I knew I wasn't gonna find anyone with same date here
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Gifts A Woman N250k On Twitter To Start Her Own Business by Codenister: 2:06am On Dec 24, 2016
Preca:
na by force
Yes ooo, na by fire
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Gifts A Woman N250k On Twitter To Start Her Own Business by Codenister: 8:03pm On Dec 23, 2016
Preca:
From now on adekunle and tekno are my elder brothers
Madam, attend to your PM. You've got a mail
RomanceRe: Guys Or Ladies? Who Write The Worst English? by Codenister: 6:39pm On Dec 23, 2016
Masikay:
Can Yu see? The gbagaun(s) in your post?
Kindly follow back, I've got one or two things to say to you
ProgrammingRe: What Is Your Most Valuable Asset As A Developer? by Codenister: 7:59am On Dec 19, 2016
For me, it's my laptop
RomanceRe: If You Propose To Her And She Say No,will You Continue Dating Her? by Codenister: 11:15am On Dec 16, 2016
refiner:
I dunno for others tho,but personally I am very observative when in a relationship... When I am used as a side chick by a guy I love,I will know!

I am not easily fooled!..
Like I said earlier on,I dunno for others... smiley
Hmmm, but those things happen for real.
A friend to my boss dated a lady for two good years, meanwhile the babe was fully married and even had kids for her husband.

And egbon was here forming lover boy.
You need to see as this man was crying when he learnt about it.(a grown up man fah)
RomanceRe: If You Propose To Her And She Say No,will You Continue Dating Her? by Codenister: 10:16am On Dec 16, 2016
refiner:
This rarely happens...cos which girl will love to waste her time dating a guy and when proposed,says no!

Then what was the essence of dating him? undecided
It is possible that the guy has been a side bobo all along.
Of which, the guy is dating the babe, but the babe is not dating the guy.
PhonesRe: How Long Have You Been Using Your Current Phone? by Codenister: 1:10pm On Dec 04, 2016
An Infinix hot 2, I got it at the end of January 2016, so that makes it about 11 months now. And there's no urge to change it anytime soon
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Confusion Over N-power As Scheme Takes Off Today by Codenister: 9:24am On Dec 01, 2016
PaulIdu:
This guy is one of the problems with Nigeria ,it's either he is lying he hasn't been employed for 12 years after graduating so he can eat free Npower money monthly or he never learnt anything in that university he went to
Or he didn't even attend university at all
PhonesRe: What Exactly Is The Function Of NCC? by Codenister(op): 7:40am On Nov 29, 2016
Jokerman:
I went to their page on Facebook and laid curses on them....
Lol, you wicked gan ooo. but well, maybe they deserve it
PhonesRe: What Exactly Is The Function Of NCC? by Codenister(op): 7:36am On Nov 29, 2016
ophils1:
I don't understand why we haven't started protesting upadan
Maybe we are even tired of protesting.
Protest Everytime (with almost no favorable outcome)
PhonesRe: What Exactly Is The Function Of NCC? by Codenister(op): 7:35am On Nov 29, 2016
Donsammi:
simple ..
to oppress the masses and be friendly to their pockets...
It looks like I'm just understanding this fact
PhonesWhat Exactly Is The Function Of NCC? by Codenister(op): 12:46am On Nov 29, 2016
We all know how hard things are in this country, and yet some people still choose to compound our problems.

As for me, maybe there's is something I do not know, so anyone should please enlighten me, exactly what purpose does NCC serve in Nigeria, what role are they meant to play, and what role are they playing?

I remember a time not too long ago when news came out that NCC restricted the network operators from reducing their call and data tarrifs,

Also, I think MTN said NCC directed them to stop the xtracool plan
And now, to increase the prices of data plans, and again tax us on calls longer than 3 minutes, WTF!!!

Someone please help, what exactly does NCC stand to gain from all these?
SportsRe: NIGERIA'S Falconet Finally Paid N30,000 Each After Disappointing World Cup by Codenister: 10:17pm On Nov 26, 2016
Things keep getting uglier day by day
RomanceRe: Does It Make Sense To Serve Nigeria? Is Nysc Not Just A Waste Of Time? by Codenister: 11:43am On Nov 14, 2016
I have no idea
Maybe the guy below has something to say about it
PhonesRe: Mtn 3.5gb Daily Plan? by Codenister: 12:23pm On Nov 13, 2016
Dezik58:
Does it really mean that MTN has a daily 3.5GB plan?
all day plan not daily plan
It means it works day and night regardless of the time
Unlike the former mtn night plan that only works at night
TV/MoviesRe: What's The Best Tough-guy Line You've Ever Heard In Movies? by Codenister: 2:34pm On Nov 11, 2016
In captain America civil war, at the last fight, when iron man told captain America to stand down and cap replied,: "I can do this all day".

That's one I can remember right now
ProgrammingRe: Lets Build An App Together From Scratch.... Who's In? by Codenister: 8:14pm On Nov 03, 2016
Okay, I'm in for this one.
ProgrammingRe: Php Experts, Really Need Your Help by Codenister: 7:45pm On Nov 02, 2016
talk2hb1:
Hope you happy now?
And hope you didn't abandon java for php cheesy
Lol, I have always been happy.

I didn't exactly abandon Java for php, but all the serious jobs I have done have been in php.
ProgrammingRe: Php Experts, Really Need Your Help by Codenister: 8:28pm On Nov 01, 2016
SeunLanLege:
Dot operator is Javascript not PHP, You've been writing way too much js.
Lol, grin my bad
I'm so used to Java actually, I only write a little js
Op, in my original answer the .(dots) should be replaced with ->
ProgrammingRe: Php Experts, Really Need Your Help by Codenister: 4:31pm On Nov 01, 2016
If a property or method is static, it means it is a class attribute as opposed to being an instance attribute.
You will access a class attribute without needing to instantiate the class
E.g
class Example{
public static $variable = "myValue";
}


The static variable can then be accessed by doing :
Example:: variable


The same thing for a method.


Unlike a situation where you'd have to do:

$myobj = new Example();
$myobj.variable


I believe it makes more sense now
PhonesRe: New way MTN steals your airtime. by Codenister: 5:29pm On Oct 21, 2016
I fell victim to the game+ issh too.
A whole 100 naira in this hard time.
MTN, weldone oo

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