₦airaland Forum

dacblogger:
You are so down to earth..

Jacksparr0w127

Bumbae1:
If you 5 ft 10 and up ... u garrit
If below then it would look too much like jonny bravo .

Idydarling:
nice bod

Nma27:
The boy aint looking bad at al. Keep up d good work

Make them bring news or ask these people way president dey, dem no go sabi! When chest pic don enter fp na so all of them go appear they find wetin to talk!!!

Na today

AwiLand:
Sarrki is not a pro Wike, he is a typical Yoruba man, any person who align with them automatically become their friend, as far as you dance to their tune, Just for wike to invite Osibanjo most Yorubas has already change their mind against him.... Just recognize their leadership and Authority you are their brother no matter where u come from, hypocrites.

true talk! Bloody hypocrites....

sarrki:
Two wrong candidates

The truth is Nigeria will decides who will govern us

No God father will work in 2019

Religious or ethnic won't work then

Cause insecurity &, hunger knows no religion or ethnic

instead of All this crooks or any oldie I'd prefer pmb stays

TPAND:
Tonto is s serial olosho. Celebrity runs girl. Just imagine. Nollywood needs to sanitize the industry of this yeye girls, who are bad role models to our girls.

If not for fame and low self-esteem, what is a guy like Churchill Looking for in Tonto Dikeh. I beg you go and get the custody of your son, that carefree girl doesn't look like someone called mother to me.

are u ok? Story way u no sabi anything about u dey run this gutter u call mouth?

All this lies for just one comment !? Self made, life savings, mother pride!!! Na so!

nrexzy:
My able president enjoy ur vac..... even God rested who r you not to rest?

your comparing alhaji with God abi!! E no fit do God work o

Xcelinteriors:
Some kids are super intelligent so am not doubting her

its not surprising your no Diff!!! Six year old dey curve n curl letters with swag abi! Use your head To think not just for weavon

Where is he from pls

I just hope they won't take my money waste on shit! If u educate the north on terrorism in schools it solves the case easily

Ngasky:
Hmmn try getting to the airside of any airport anywhere in the world and see.
All airports worldwide are guided by ICAO charter these are rulres of ICAO.
There are places where you are only allowed to see but not recording/snap pics.

will u close that gut of a mouth?

WhiteSoup:
Doing what the dullard couldn't do.

This APC Government is a disgrace to political sensibilities.

Exxon has set the pace here.

what pace?? Giving tablets to people who can't or might not use it!!? Since Exxon took over! It's been politics n corruption all tru

GMBuhari:
Bloody hypocrite, yet you want PMB to finish herdsmen, kill boko haram attack avengers, destroy ipob, bring you out of recession, fix power supply, give you water, give you good roads, employ youths, turn $1 to 1 naira, give you light rail, make food cheaper, make cement cheaper, make, make petrol cheaper, manufacturer forex, bring the country out of recession, feed school Children, employ graduates, give you stipends all at once despite the fact that 3 people have hundreds of billions stashed all about

bloody mallam! If u don't get a point leave nairaland n try cattle rearing! Point is clear! Since pmb isn't god to do all at once there is always a need to delegate! Already it's said that his signature was forged on another trend! So the point my comment made n which indirectly u admitted is this! Every entity in nigeria has a job to do n when once one isn't then there is a problem! Pmb can do all alone and at once!

Prior to the comment trend before u jumped in! Last admistration, efcc should also be blamed for not doing their job

Everyone turning into a beast

If this two open their mouth eh!!!!

[quote author=omenkaLives post=53729669][/quote]on the effect I hold efcc accountable

Giftedanoit:
Efcc ways are not pure

surprised and proud to see the sense in your direction! You surpass many people claiming to be matured here!

If anybody stole cash in nigeria! It's cbn n efcc! They were involved!

Gej as a president n every president in the world cannot monitor aviation sector, sercuity sector, energy, educational, ........ in all states with over numerous cities!!
We have bodies to handle those! We have entities where those cash were sent to! If they didn't see the cash nor complain that's their biz! And if efcc like they get serious rather that turn a tweeter handle to a joke!

We as Nigerians should be transparent and patriotic not greedy, stupid and foolish! We should have a system that works and without this system, we can never keep all this goons on track! Even bvn was rejected at the top remember!

Bolustic:
Some will still ask why dollar is very scarce.

Imagine
$9,772,000 x 500(in just ONE lock of Andrew Yakubu) = N4,886,000,000

$136,676,600.51 x 500(in just ONE fictitious account) = N68,338,300,255

$151,000,000 x 500( just for Diezani) = N75,500,000,000

Over 148 billion naira in the hand of JUST THREE PEOPLE, those are the ones that we know


Yet our companies are finding it hard to get dollar

And we keep blaming the CBN and Kemi leaving out the real culprits, GEJ who supervised the looting.

GEJ never meant well for this country

your naive sha! How can gej supervise this? Where was your emir, so called cbn gov. Where was your efcc? Why was apc against his sack? (How R we not sure this is apc campaign money kept for next election) Those are the people you should ask!

Use your head Pls. Gej will have to monitor aviation sector, sercuity sector, energy, educational, ........ in 31 states with over numerous cities!! Use your head O! Pls.

We have bodies to handle those! We have entities where those cash were sent to! If they didn't see the cash nor complain that's their biz! And if efcc like they get serious rather that turn a tweeter handle to a joke!

We as Nigerians should be transparent and patriotic not greedy, stupid and foolish! We should have a system that works and without this system, we can never keep all this goons on track! Even bvn was rejected at the top remember!

Something pmb doesn't have the courtesy to do! Is it not there in the Koran!!? Morals, values etc... Obj, that single act is a blessing breeds forgiveness. Maybe if others did it their curse on humanity won't be affecting us this bad!

Stop making it look like it's necessary! We will be the ones to decide if he will get 8years

I just home u ain't bringing back terrorists n stuff! U know say we too dey mumu!

See this guy that stole cbn money come they claim sth they miss!!!

Xcelinteriors:
That woman is very wicked. There are some secret that are not meant to reveal no matter what happen. She should have taken that secret to grave instead of hurting the man because she knew the man is not the real father .

id prefer to know than die not knowing! Only problem is timing !!

Jacksparr0w127:
Why tag Tonto Dike?
Can you not simply type Michael Awujoola or Malivelyhood?

no mind them! Witches

And that my friend is a big lie

zendy:
As an Igbo man, I laugh when I hear Yorubas talk about restructuring.

Yorubas dont want to accept the truth. They want 'one Nigeria' but do not realise this is the same reason why restructuring will never happen.

For the Northerners, there is no difference between restructuring and Biafra, which why they will never allow either

i tot they have sth to say only to see they just scared of restructuring

http://cdn-football365.365.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/13161927/Arsenal.jpg

Before the famous internet army comes down on me like Gabriel Paulista stumbling into a left winger, this marks the start of a new – and not entirely serious – series examining the worst aspect of every Premier League club. We start with Arsenal because without the alphabet, life has no order…


Worst thing that other fans think of them
Fans of most other clubs see ‘generic Arsenal supporter A’ as entitled to the point of parody. The accusation is that Arsenal are as spoilt as a child throwing a tantrum because his nanny forgot to salt the tagliatelle water when making supper. “But Charlotte, it just tastes frightfully beige. And no, Champions League qualification isn’t enough. Nobody at school is impressed by that.”

See also the way in which Arsene Wenger holds out his arms in front of him when all is going wrong as if to say ‘How did this all happen?’ in order to demand sympathy for a club who have established themselves as a financial superpower in a new stadium and with extraordinary cash reserves.


Worst thing about the ground
It’s either the dire atmosphere that completely fails to convey the nerves, joy and angst of 60,000 supporters, or people moaning about the dire atmosphere that fails to convey the nerves, joy and angst of 60,000 supporters. Still no closer to deciding which.



Worst signing
There have been worse players in an Arsenal shirt than Sebastien Squillaci, but none highlighted Arsenal’s fall from grace better than a central defender signed for £4m on a three-year deal worth a reported £50,000 a week. He played his first game for Arsenal at the age of 30 but seemed so many years older. And not in a ‘Gosh isn’t he so knowing and wise’ way.

http://cdn-football365.365.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/13170454/squillaci-368556.jpg

Having pulled a Dimitri Payet to engineer a move away from Sevilla, Squillaci took the No. 18 shirt after the departure of the equally successful Mikael Silvestre, made a series of high-profile mistakes, ran at an average pace that would embarrass a snoozy mollusc and stayed for three years before joining Bastia.


Squillaci is most famous for having one of the most haunted faces in Premier League history. Every expression screamed ‘I’ve seen things that would make you sh*t the bed before you’d even turned off the light’. Highlights reels of his own defending, I guess.



Worst kit
Arsenal’s away shirt between 2002 and 2004 looks like the France rugby team’s training top. The navy I can understand. The red trim I can even enjoy, apart from the bit where it stops being a trim and instead collides with the middle of the shirt halfway down the front. But that god-awful pattern? Heck no.


http://cdn-football365.365.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/13162508/BjCwi.jpg


It combines three things:

1. The netting in which you would expect to find satsumas or an old-fashioned set of garden boules.

2. A side-on representation of the seismograph for the 1906 San Francisco earthquake.

3. A screenshot of the bizarre videos Windows Media Player used to produce when you played music without a video. This one is Darude’s Sandstorm.



That’s the important stuff done. Now, how creepy is the mascot?
Gunnersaurus is the Kerry Katona of Premier League mascots, easily the most famous member of an otherwise forgettable group who should not take that as a compliment. He’s even got that vacuous stare into the middle distance.

http://cdn-football365.365.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/13162325/CCpKCk-W8AATGoa-1.jpg

You can accuse Gunnersaurus of many things. You can accuse him of ignoring his heritage by increasingly abandoning the surname ‘Rex’. You can accuse him of selling out by appearing at weddings and in open-top cars. You can accuse him of looking a little too much like Per Mertesacker for comfort. You can accuse him of disrespect for smiling his way through minutes of silence to commemorate the departed. But you cannot accuse him of being creepy.

There is a rumour about Gunnersaurus that regularly appears on club forums and message boards. The apocryphal tale is that at one mascot get-together, Mr Rex was conspicuous by his absence halfway through the evening. Moonchester and the Moonbeam were sent off on a dinosaur hunt, and subsequently peeped over a toilet cubicle to find Gunnersaurus doing unmentionable things to himself while watching The Land Before Time on his iPhone.

This story has never been confirmed nor denied, but I’m choosing not to believe it. Disproving the innocence of Gunnersaurus is like finding out that your ‘father’ actually only arrived on the scene when you were two and that your birth father is an unknown sailor who came into port an… anyway, enough about Christmas 1997.



Worst celebrity fan – Piers Morgan
Before Piers Morgan’s paper was allegedly hacking phones, before he was standing alongside Nigel Farage as one of the pillars of British fascism and before he was provoking Twitter users to do great numbers with words such as ‘wanktuba’ and ‘arsegibbon’, Morgan was just a plain old Arsenal fan. Ish.

Like every other self-aggrandising, self-serving, self-absorbed and self-just-about-everything-else middle-aged, white male, Morgan has deliberately shifted something that used to provide him with joy into an affectation of his shtick. He’s there watching on television from his ivory tower, begging Arsenal to lose so he can send another lofty tweet about Arsene Wenger while frotting himself into another smugasm.

It’s enough to make the rest of us want Arsenal to win the title just to see Morgan unable to fully partake in a shared moment of unadulterated happiness. He’d almost certainly try and take credit for it through a splurge of social media humblebragging, further emphatic proof that there is no more unpleasant phrase in the English language than ‘I’m not afraid to say what I think’.



Greatest own goal
The greatness of any own goal can be roughly judged by its distance from the goal, the lack of pressure on the player committing the sin, the style – would it be deemed great if an opposing player scored it? – and the lag time, namely the time between the moment when everyone else knows what is happening and the moment when the players involved realise. In 1991, Lee Dixon achieved high marks for all four. Just a shame football hadn’t been invented yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpSo1aciPqU



Worst chant
I don’t care if it has never been sung within 50 miles of the Emirates. I’ve just watched it and now so must you; sharing is caring, or at least diluting. Now count how many times you catch yourself singing “Xhakaboom” as you wander about your daily life…





Before the famous internet army comes down on me like Gabriel Paulista stumbling into a left winger, this marks the start of a new – and not entirely serious – series examining the worst aspect of every Premier League club. We start with Arsenal because without the alphabet, life has no order…



Worst thing that other fans think of them
Fans of most other clubs see ‘generic Arsenal supporter A’ as entitled to the point of parody. The accusation is that Arsenal are as spoilt as a child throwing a tantrum because his nanny forgot to salt the tagliatelle water when making supper. “But Charlotte, it just tastes frightfully beige. And no, Champions League qualification isn’t enough. Nobody at school is impressed by that.”

See also the way in which Arsene Wenger holds out his arms in front of him when all is going wrong as if to say ‘How did this all happen?’ in order to demand sympathy for a club who have established themselves as a financial superpower in a new stadium and with extraordinary cash reserves.



Worst thing about the ground
It’s either the dire atmosphere that completely fails to convey the nerves, joy and angst of 60,000 supporters, or people moaning about the dire atmosphere that fails to convey the nerves, joy and angst of 60,000 supporters. Still no closer to deciding which.



Worst signing
There have been worse players in an Arsenal shirt than Sebastien Squillaci, but none highlighted Arsenal’s fall from grace better than a central defender signed for £4m on a three-year deal worth a reported £50,000 a week. He played his first game for Arsenal at the age of 30 but seemed so many years older. And not in a ‘Gosh isn’t he so knowing and wise’ way.



Having pulled a Dimitri Payet to engineer a move away from Sevilla, Squillaci took the No. 18 shirt after the departure of the equally successful Mikael Silvestre, made a series of high-profile mistakes, ran at an average pace that would embarrass a snoozy mollusc and stayed for three years before joining Bastia.



Squillaci is most famous for having one of the most haunted faces in Premier League history. Every expression screamed ‘I’ve seen things that would make you sh*t the bed before you’d even turned off the light’. Highlights reels of his own defending, I guess.



Worst kit
Arsenal’s away shirt between 2002 and 2004 looks like the France rugby team’s training top. The navy I can understand. The red trim I can even enjoy, apart from the bit where it stops being a trim and instead collides with the middle of the shirt halfway down the front. But that god-awful pattern? Heck no.





It combines three things:

1. The netting in which you would expect to find satsumas or an old-fashioned set of garden boules.

2. A side-on representation of the seismograph for the 1906 San Francisco earthquake.

3. A screenshot of the bizarre videos Windows Media Player used to produce when you played music without a video. This one is Darude’s Sandstorm.



That’s the important stuff done. Now, how creepy is the mascot?
Gunnersaurus is the Kerry Katona of Premier League mascots, easily the most famous member of an otherwise forgettable group who should not take that as a compliment. He’s even got that vacuous stare into the middle distance.



You can accuse Gunnersaurus of many things. You can accuse him of ignoring his heritage by increasingly abandoning the surname ‘Rex’. You can accuse him of selling out by appearing at weddings and in open-top cars. You can accuse him of looking a little too much like Per Mertesacker for comfort. You can accuse him of disrespect for smiling his way through minutes of silence to commemorate the departed. But you cannot accuse him of being creepy.

There is a rumour about Gunnersaurus that regularly appears on club forums and message boards. The apocryphal tale is that at one mascot get-together, Mr Rex was conspicuous by his absence halfway through the evening. Moonchester and the Moonbeam were sent off on a dinosaur hunt, and subsequently peeped over a toilet cubicle to find Gunnersaurus doing unmentionable things to himself while watching The Land Before Time on his iPhone.

This story has never been confirmed nor denied, but I’m choosing not to believe it. Disproving the innocence of Gunnersaurus is like finding out that your ‘father’ actually only arrived on the scene when you were two and that your birth father is an unknown sailor who came into port an… anyway, enough about Christmas 1997.



Worst celebrity fan – Piers Morgan
Before Piers Morgan’s paper was allegedly hacking phones, before he was standing alongside Nigel Farage as one of the pillars of British fascism and before he was provoking Twitter users to do great numbers with words such as ‘wanktuba’ and ‘arsegibbon’, Morgan was just a plain old Arsenal fan. Ish.

Like every other self-aggrandising, self-serving, self-absorbed and self-just-about-everything-else middle-aged, white male, Morgan has deliberately shifted something that used to provide him with joy into an affectation of his shtick. He’s there watching on television from his ivory tower, begging Arsenal to lose so he can send another lofty tweet about Arsene Wenger while frotting himself into another smugasm.

It’s enough to make the rest of us want Arsenal to win the title just to see Morgan unable to fully partake in a shared moment of unadulterated happiness. He’d almost certainly try and take credit for it through a splurge of social media humblebragging, further emphatic proof that there is no more unpleasant phrase in the English language than ‘I’m not afraid to say what I think’.



Greatest own goal
The greatness of any own goal can be roughly judged by its distance from the goal, the lack of pressure on the player committing the sin, the style – would it be deemed great if an opposing player scored it? – and the lag time, namely the time between the moment when everyone else knows what is happening and the moment when the players involved realise. In 1991, Lee Dixon achieved high marks for all four. Just a shame football hadn’t been invented yet.





Worst chant
I don’t care if it has never been sung within 50 miles of the Emirates. I’ve just watched it and now so must you; sharing is caring, or at least diluting. Now count how many times you catch yourself singing “Xhakaboom” as you wander about your daily life…

https://twitter.com/martialfiair/status/824420803945046017




Weirdest club shop item
It really should be the Rubik’s Cube, if only for the glorious metaphor for Arsene Wenger getting one element of Arsenal’s house in order only to look at the other side and see a jumbled mix. But then you click on the ‘Figurines’ section of the website, and something immediately grabs your attention. ‘Mesut Özil – 16-17 Home 1:10 3D Figurine. £79.00.’

There’s a lot to unpack, here. Only Ozil and Alexis Sanchez are available, with the only logical explanation being that the club have sold out of the other players. The rest of the squad and manager must settle for three-inch high models that used to be called Corinthian football figures but are now branded SoccerStarz because capitalism is bad and nothing quite speaks to youth culture like adding a ‘z’.

Secondly, the ‘1:10’ indicates that you could be the owner of an 18cm, inflexible and plastic (now now, he’s just on a bad run of form) figure of Ozil, stood with hands on hips (I said he’s just on a bad run of form) and gazing wistfully into the distance (oh, forget it). The description of ‘3D’ is enjoyable, as if it would ever just be a perfectly flat sheet figure.

Some investigative reporting (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EP5eTP8TIs) indicates that these are 3D-modelled and printed figures using innovative technology by a company based in Berlin, which is reflected in the kind of price tag that makes you find the nearest basin to wash your face and hands.

‘Experienced 3D specialists are at work for you at STARAMBA, perfecting every single character in complex manual labour. Both modern technology and craftsmanship ensure that our models look like the original,’ says the website, ignoring the honking great elephant in the room which is politely asking why anyone would pay £79 for a small and useless version of an action man?

And you all wasted your time protesting about £97 tickets?

http://www.football365.com/news/premier-league-hall-of-shame-arsenal

Northern group is a joke n bunch of truck loaded with dumb zombies and illiterates

omenkaLives:
And what did the Grand Commander of Thieves of the Federal Republic of Nigerria do then; SACK HIM!

That is who jonathan was, is, and will always be.

did gej sack him? Lol!! Your funny!

He was cbn governor! If money was missing means he was giving false account to us for years! When he noticed there was a missing money, as his office did he investigate the source n report to the authorities as well as efcc to carry forward?

Oh!!!.... he left and went to be emir for immunity n started talking on media! What a coward"

As the last man who's signature should also appear on every cash entering or leaving the Nigerian purse, everything that happened he should also be held accountable! For the missing 20bn , efcc should start quizzing the bastard

omenkaLives:
And what did the Grand Commander of Thieves of the Federal Republic of Nigerria do then; SACK HIM!

That is who jonathan was, is, and will always be.

did gej sack him? Lol!! Your funny!

He was cbn governor! If money was missing means he was giving false account to us for years! When he noticed there was a missing money, as his office did he investigate the source n report to the authorities as well as efcc to carry forward?

Oh!!!.... he left and went to be emir