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Lhimeet:
I'm most honoured.

Wow... I'm teary.. Lol.. I appreciate Boss.

You are welcome bro. You deserve it and more. Next on the list is Viking07. News from grapevines have it that our PhD admission list might be out in a fortnight so my days here are apparently numbered. I am definitely gonna miss the good heads here.

CoIdplay:
I joined this thread sometime in 2015. I was searching for a thread for the school I applied my Masters program with when I stumbled on a post from a guy which seemed interesting to me. I tried to do a followup on the guy's previous posts just to find out he had commented on that particular season of the thread. I was shocked cos I know Seun placed an embargo on betting and other related activities but here was a thread proving him wrong. Well, the rest they say is history. There were different characters on this thread. There was a certain guy who played virtual football league with his school fees. No wait. He was alternating the football league with dog race until the last dime left of his fees was retrieved by the uncommon enemy of all greedy punters, Alabi. His name was IfecoNwaba. There was also a certain DrWise who was very mature and good with forecasts. His winning ratio was superb hence he had a massive following on the thread. It got to a point that they moved to a Whatsapp group where they won severally leaving members of this thread behind, supposedly because of the childishness here. There were men who alternated between spending their earnings on whores and giving Alabi. Surprisingly the owner of Nairabet Akin Alabi was here too. Yeah. You read right, not a fake moniker but his actually. He attended to query and other issues relating to his company and would do giveaways when necessary. There was peace and unity but not without occasional issues which came up as a result of clashes among egocentric personalities. Well read this one first, I'm coming. We are still on Lhimeet Baba

In all of these characters that we've had (at least from the time I joined the thread), There were twin brothers. One was Chiefheywhy and the other was Lhimeet. Never had any dealing with the former as he is not too approachable as the latter. Lhimeet is a man of the people. Brilliant and astute young man whose disposition has been mostly misconstrued by many especially newcomers who want to belong on the first day. Sometimes I ask myself if I actually have the patience to reply trolls the way he does. He has a way of turning an attack into humor thereby turning his attacker into a fool. Lhimeet is very brilliant and you can hardly decipher his level of education by his posts as he adopts a highly conversational pattern. Now to his generosity. Most people think Lhimeet is just an online version of roadside beggars but No, Man has actually helped more odds beggars than he has benefitted from rare acts of benevolence on the thread. I remember when he would post 75 odds and Shouts of 'boom' scatters the thread. He was known for winning back to back. One time first runner-up of PFP and also known for laying credence (not the midwife actually) to the popular tip used by innobets to render Alabi and his co-travelers useless. Lhimeet is a legend in his own making. When he's not here his absence is felt and when he is, his bold posts just makes you know a good man is around. Lhimeet might be grinding on the betting thread today but certainly won't be here forever. My advice to you all is take advantage of his presence here. Thanks and bless you all!

I joined this thread sometime in 2015. I was searching for a thread for the school I applied my Masters program with when I stumbled on a post from a guy which seemed interesting to me. I tried to do a followup on the guy's previous posts just to find out he had commented on that particular season of the thread. I was shocked cos I know Seun placed an embargo on betting and other related activities but here was a thread proving him wrong. Well, the rest they say is history. There were different characters on this thread. There was a certain guy who played virtual football league with his school fees. No wait. He was alternating the football league with dog race until the last dime left of his fees was retrieved by the uncommon enemy of all greedy punters, Alabi. His name was IfecoNwaba. There was also a certain DrWise who was very mature and good with forecasts. His winning ratio was superb hence he had a massive following on the thread. It got to a point that they moved to a Whatsapp group where they won severally leaving members of this thread behind, supposedly because of the childishness here. There were men who alternated between spending their earnings on whores and giving Alabi. Surprisingly the owner of Nairabet Akin Alabi was here too. Yeah. You read right, not a fake moniker but his actually. He attended to query and other issues relating to his company and would do giveaways when necessary. There was peace and unity but not without occasional issues which came up as a result of clashes among egocentric personalities. Well read this one first, I'm coming. We are still on Lhimeet Baba

While we are still celebrating the boss of them all austino677 I want to also celebrate one of the VVIPs of this thread. His name is Lhimeet. Now take a seat and grab some pop corn cos it's gonna be a long read but trust me, it's worth your time. Turn on your post notifications as it will be coming up on my next post. No wait! This is Nairaland? Oh shit! But we grind still so check my next post.

myBETmostCAST:
Today Saturday 9th November 2019, I quit gambling... I wish you all well.

Lol.It's never too late to retrace a wrong step taken too long. After PFP I quit punting and no Jupiter can change that. It's better to accept defeat and surrender than to be dastardly annihilated.

PECON1:
I hope is not the codeplay thing, I don't understand wat the sudden praises is all about.someone won 1.4million on FarindokiBetTip page last night,no one is begging the guy for crumbs and no one is praising him.i don't know why here is different.all praises were going to the owner of the page as many confessed that yesterday was there first time of winning.

Lol. You no know as the Boss dm don full reach with beggars. Baba get my number and can reach me through dm too. No use bad belle pursue am. I am catching fun with what I'm doing and it is in no way putting pressure on the boss. I can choose to promote you today and it doesn't have to come with financial benefits. It's a thing with passion so bury your wrong insinuations as they have no standing. I am a media personae so understand that.

Good morning guys. I hope you all are having a good day already? Trust you guys to make a good use of this new day to explore beautiful opportunities and come out tops at the end of the day.

austino677:
boss you need to drink some Heineken? Your aza?

Boss I've sent a PM now. Please check mail. Thanks

darealsola:
Austino God continue to bless you

Amen! And bless you too.

Tolu121:
this fool no get work

I have gone through your posts on Nairaland ever since you registered this alternate account of yours in July and all I could decipher is a deluded juvenile who derives maximum pleasure in trolling. Well, you have quoted me severally but like I have done to your co-travelers who wallow in their tomfoolery while trying to troll me, I ignored you but not until now. Listen boy, you strike me like someone who is a product of failed parentage (obviously from a broken home) hence your decision to resort to trolling on a faceless forum just to sit back and laugh at people's reactions. I will advise you focus more on getting good education that will enable you type coherently and behave responsibly because I see no difference between you and an Oshodi overhead bridge tout - No wait! There's a difference, you use a stolen phone and you have access to Nairaland. Please utilize this advice from me tonight as you won't have the privilege of getting any further response from me.

Poorboy:
na you be austino677 abi na austino677 be you?

Wow! Your moniker says "Poor boy" presumably referring to your pocket but there's another thing that's poor. Do you mind changing your moniker to "Poor sense?"

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

My attention has been drawn to an ugly practice by some of the members of this thread who go to several threads quoting austino677 to help them. While we strongly condemn this action, we advise those who are in the habit of doing this to desist as it is further exposing our boss to unprecedented mob action by e-beggars.
As much as we understand that times are hard and people need all the assistance they can get, those who go about quoting austino677 on different threads (especially those from the past) should understand that he is a private person who does not want so much publicity drawn to him. Moreso, he has members of both nuclear and extended family who need help too and he won't be coerced into forceful assistance to an online bandwagon of beggars while he leaves his home unattended to. Please be guided.
All pleas for assistance should be restricted to this thread in the full glare of haters and well-wishers.
Nevertheless we acknowledge your unending support and good wishes. Good luck and have a good night rest.

austino677:
boss you need to drink some Heineken? Your aza?

Boss. I'm sorry I can't post my account details on here again as I have somewhat become popular and some people may go all out to trace me for mischievous reasons. I will be contacting you very soon through your dm as you have requested. Boss! I appreciate your kind gesture towards appreciating me for presumably doing a good job. Oh well, I won't send my account details so you grease my palm while those who have made me popular languish in bitter jealousy and poverty too. We have scheduled next week to celebrate you so any form of appreciation from you should go into this. I do not want to benefit from your largesse alone. I want everyone to see a different picture of austino677 that those who indulge in campaign of calumny fail to see. I know this may disappoint the expectations of so many naysayers who have called me names since we started this project, it will speak volume of my professionalism as it comes first before benefits. I appreciate your effort to give me a bottle of Heineken, I will appreciate it more if the whole house sits around a table with everyone being, with, at least a glass of Heineken. Remember next week is Austino week. Even Seun will be forced to come down and find out what is going on cos we certainly will shut down this thread. Thanks once again!

Z3RXXLSD

Hi guys. I guess you all are having a splendid day. Well it is with a heart full of joy and excitement that we at Austino communications announce to you that something big is about to hit the thread. This one is certainly one of its kind and is obviously the biggest thing to happen to this thread this year. We have declared Sunday 17th November 2019 as World Austino day and we shall be rolling out a number of activities next week to mark Austino week.
We want to show members of this thread that an Elephant is one of us and must not go unnoticed. However in furtherance to our commitment towards spreading our coast and having a massive fanbase on the thread, all supporters of Austino will now be known as "Austino Soldiers" and no form of discouragement will deter them from standing strong beside the Boss of them all. Stay tuned to this moniker while we brainstorm towards the arrangement of a successful week ahead. Wish you all greenluck in your tickets as you go all out in today's Europa League matches.



Cc The Boss: austino677

jasmine1600:
It’s appalling some one took time to write this epistle.
People should understand That this same people in government did worse when they were in opposition.
And again, political position is transient.
No one can be VP, governor or Minister for life.
I love What FFK is doing because this same people in government did worse and I love how they have fumbled and failed the more while in power.
No one will disturb us again about Mr integrity, cluelessness and Auto pilot because we have witness the true definition of all in practical terms in this government.

Are you not seeing that OP is from the Vice President's office? This is a reply to FFKs earlier blast on the VP

Hmm

Macsjebs:
You are actually doing a good job Chief
I see the future Minister of information and communications and Senior Special Assistance to the President on Media and Publicity in you

Thanks bro. I appreciate this one. As you wish unto me so shall your wishes be granted unto you!

Emmyreal124:
Good evening boss.... How is everything..... Really impressed with the way you are tackling those fools..... Adopting you as my "Mentor".... Please hope you have not forgotten me

Will certainly do something bro. Hold me by my words.

Let it be known to the fools masturbating on my mentions that I don't reply more than once and I also don't reply everyone. I don't dignify fools with a response. For those who want to chase clout with me or my boss, Your mission got aborted upon initiation.

ArticleBeast:
You don try for me today o.. Oluwa bless ur hustle

Amen. Please make sure you have a good network when writing their approval exam. Don't worry you will pass.

ArticleBeast:
Which freelance site be this chief?

Peopleperhour

austino677:
Coldplay baba... I greet you ooo.. I've been laughing ..

My boss please concentrate and make more money.

Island01:
Three things I know about you.
..1 you are hungry crumb hustler...
2) shameless individual
3) you're suffering from highest level of low self esteem always ready to wipe austinos ass
Bye boy

Island01:
Do you really want the Ashawo number I spent 10k on?

Look at the whoremonger talking about shame. Lol. This one is possessed by numerous demons of women he has slept with.

Boringdraw1:
Coldplay, try apply for BMC work for APC your talent in asslicking dey waste

Oh well. This mail arrived last night. You see very few people can read between lines to see that I am only practicing my profession. My PhD admission will be out soon and I will be glad to show off on this thread.

Ten things you probably didn't know about austino677


1. He is of Igbo descent. He hails from the Eastern State known for producing prominent personalities in Nigeria. Let me just allow you to guess this one.

2. He joined Nairaland in 2012 when most of his self acclaimed adversaries were still writing Primary school certificate exams.

3. He has done so many giveaways on the football betting thread but surprisingly he is the most hated huge staker on the thread. Some drunks even wish he loses his stakes.

4. He is a veteran on the thread as he boasts of rubbing minds with some of the GOATs on the thread like Goldenval, DrWise and the likes.

5. He is not a known user of bet9ja as his preferred bookie 1Xbet has proven overtime to be his sure bookmaker.

6. He was once involved in a petition against one of the mushroom bookies in Nigeria after he won a little over one million and stories came up during withdrawal. However, he withdrew a large chunk of the money and the rest they say is history.

7. He is wiser than all the people hating on him combined hence the reason he has been on top of his game for years. In fact there's a current research to find out if he is a descendant of Albert Einstein because of his intellectual dexterity.

8. He is not known to share his tips as he majors on inplays. I wonder how possible it is to share such tips.

9. He doesn't acknowledge the gathering of fools hence his decision not to reply mentions especially when being trolled by his erstwhile beneficiaries.

10. He is a philanthropist and a benefactor to so many punters on the sports betting thread. His quiet demeanor has made some of them look up to him as their mate but like a real gentleman that he is, he treads honorably leaving the trolls to wallow in filth.


Finally he is the CEO of so many franchises and his media office on the thread is ably handled by coldplay the grand destroyer and slayer of austino haters.

Add yours

IBINDTOMYSELF:
all for 200 naira crumbs
Your family will be ashamed of you.

At the boldest, you're calling a guy you senior, boss, because of 200 naira

Your brain is really on cold play.
Wait, I'm a USA citizen, and I contacted your boss with my number, and suddenly I'm a scammer...
Your brain is full of Austin attachments and weavon...
I won't dignify you with another response.....
Go beg for your daily crumbees

USA citizen looking for booking codes from Nigeria? You are crafted in the skill of telling inconsistent lies. Little wonder you have a huge clientele. Well I'm not impressed so go harder next time. I'm waiting for my Uber driver to come pick me for work and he's 10 minutes away. You may not get a reply from me just yet but you certainly will.

jerrythafinisher:
guy, you keep on disgracing your generation.

Hi Jerry, the last time we at austino677 communications sent you money, you asked us to delete the image. Please can we post it now so you make your family proud again?

IBINDTOMYSELF:
I'm past the level of trading insults with a selfish greedy hair seller.
Even with your winnings, your account balance never reach (not bragging)
Silly chop alone modafuck'a.
Don't expect any mentions from me again.
Go and mention your crumbees..
Goat

Boss austino677 Please don't reply this scammer again, let me put him in his place.
Yahoo boy, EFCC are on the prowl so soon you won't be able to type nonsense on this thread again. So you think because you fleece people of their hard earned money and stake foolishly on blind odds (obviously because its a free money) now you want to compare yourself with a hardworking young man whose legitimate earnings can never be matched by anyone in your generation both born and unborn. You said he is a greedy and selfish hair seller, Please what is your occupation besides hiding behind your keyboard and scamming people? Don't you know that a strand of hair from austino677 shop is enough to feed your entire generation for at least ten years if tides were to turn around and you earn legitimately - which of course you can't. Let me give you a piece of my mind, quit scam business now that there's still time for retribution. The Devil will give you a cap today but when he comes to retrieve his cap, he cuts your head alongside. He gives you shoes to come amputate you later. Don't ever in your failed life drag austino the hardworking man known for his heart of Gold into your mud fight. The Super Eagles dont play against the Super Falcons so be guided.

austino677:
you go make am bro, 3yrs ago.. Man work for factory 15k/month

That's my Boss' success story right there. Boss! This one is a motivation not just to us at Austino communications but to everyone on this thread. Keep serving us motivational pictures and words at the same time. Good morning.

austino677:
Liverpool should not play with me again

Seven digits again! We got the salaries of all our haters combined for 35 years of civil service in one night. Congratulations Boss! When others are gnashing their teeth, you shall be rubbing your lips in excitement and appreciation of God's wonderful work.

Emmyreal124:
Anything from you will be appreciated..... Be it loan or whatever

Not too easy for me presently but I will make some calls. I'm not promising you anything but I hope it goes well. Keep finding too. Don't relent.