₦airaland Forum

Lesson to b observed. Most Nigerians who succeeded did so amidst opposition n discouragement. So if u r not facing ppl discouraging n going against what u believe, know that it could b a good sign for u. But always have a plan B. Kids get knowledge while hustling. It pays either way.

kelzabel: Pls do u mean u reapplied 2 kpmg n u got d test invite immediately?pls which email did u apply to?thnx 4 ur reply

My oh my.

Wow nice. Welcome baybie.

I'm sure Soon ppl ll come out n call d baby an anti Christ cos of the timing of his birth.

Hmmmm is all I have to say. We do too much of everything. Too much of religion, Corruption n so on.
What's d real way forward?

Harbosede02: Smh!na epe idile dey wori u!!!c kweshion...if u quote me n insult me ehn@danny,GOD go punish u more dan ur expectation!

Danny is scared to quote n cuss her ooo abi is she one of the just friends?

On a serious note with time the whole stuff will tire u sef. U go tire to visit all dem jerico.

Ok dis is interesting, even badoski dey defend anybody wey wan attack d fine boi. Op abeg toast all d gyels here cos dem don already fall for u, one even fainted up there, had to pour her some cold water sef. Chai fine boi good oooo

freecocoa: OP drink lots of coffee(not decaf) and take plenty gworo(kolanut) to go with.

Make sure you keep chewing till the movie's over.

Or you could just ditch work and go take a long nap till its time for your date.

I'm just imagining d guy inside silverbird chewing gworo while chatting with his date. Or d gworo eventually falling from his mouth. Lol #classic.

OP just bone d movie thing, look for alternatives until wen u v finally gotten her, den u can take her to d cinema n sleep on her shoulders.

Lol Oluwa ooo.....but I though ladies say d bigger d merrier. Y all of dem screaming here nau?

Sometimes they don't know where to draw the line btw confidence n an intimidating attitude. Men naturally v egos n hate to b intimidated; more so by a lady.
I tink d ladies should know when/how to juggle d life as a successful lady n a real life woman. Down to earth ladies r always fun to b with no matter waht!

Abeg they should stop rubbing this issue on our faces jooor. We already know nothing will happen to her so they should look for another drama to act for us. This one has overstayed its welcome n is noe kinda stale.
Since she believes in d act of god, they should know that her actions were / are an act of god too.
No b naija?? #see no evil fear no evil.

[quote author=Doc_Miss][color=crimson]The average person laughs 13 times a day.[/color][/quote]With NL, this figure seems rather small. Hahahaha.
I just had one now, more to come. Good mng

Even if u can't tell ur dad, u hv to find a way to threaten her so she wouldn't keep nyashing dat gy (dats if he's d only one sampling her kosovo). Meet d doctor face to face again n threaten to wreck him ( don't fear him; a man that didn't respect ur dads territory should not b respected too).
Also a DNA test for d twins is required but how do u convince ur dad to take d test without telling him.

Bottom line; u r not safe with dat woman so u need to let her know u v told some trusted ppl should anything happen to u or ur siblings, she will b held responsible. Also weather u tell ur dad or not, u v to look for a way to convince him to tk d test wit d twins somehow.
My 10kobo

I for-see dis officer getting sacked when this shot goes viral. Sorry in advance.

Idowuogbo: Osanobua!!!

Daruje, Hei! Oh boi.... Na u b dis? U resemble wey sell wan pirate DVD for iweka road.

Yes yes u correkt. Beht Idowu Shhhhhh no shout. u wan shout make those alaba boiz come spoil my bizness for me abi up'iweka abi.

, I fittu even pirate u join sef as bribe.

Beht come o no b u wen I see for anoda thread nah nah, haw u take djump reash here nah.

Dannylux: Guy, I no say my lips no make but I get Hope now wey I see yours

Shhhh!

Say waht

Vivly: Headboy

Shhhh

Them still dey post pishure?

Oya Call me d headboy. Yabbing squard una sofri sofri oh!

Hardest thread to follow so far. B4 u read one page and laff finish 2 more pages aff added up. Chai. Beht our gehs dem fine sha ooo. Una doooo'ooo

Beht dis Idowu dey close eye sleep so? Abi u B cat ehn badosky? Go rest na. See tym.

For ppl calling on the op to invite his wife here, I'm just imagining the conversation.
Hello honey, pls can u log on to NL? They want to hear ur side of d story.
#just imagining

[quote author=Night$hift]There was a night we had a heated argument and in annoynace, I went to my room and locked myself up ready to sleep. But 5 mins later, I heard a knock on my door and felt perhaps my children wanted to come and play in my room like they usually do when they don't find their cartoons interesting sometimes. But as I was not in the mood, I ignored the knock. But it persisted and so I enquired who was by the door and was shocked when my daughter informed me there was a visitor in the living room waiting to see me. I had to ask that she pleads with the visitor to give me a little time to dress up as I was already in my pyjamas. When I got to the living room, behold it was a popular human right advocate that she had invited to the house unknown to me. The man was shocked to notice everywhere was calm and I was already in bed contrary to what he was told over the phone before coming. If I was the violent type, perhaps I would have been in jail by now courtesy of my wife.[/quote]Does sign of d cross two and half times. Na wa ooo. Married to wife and family.
Clamp down hard on her, no laying of hands tho. Like someone said above since she's acting like a baby u treat her like one.
Another sign of d cross. All these inlaws sef!

Smh up down sideways. Oh Lord may we not see such. Oh Lord pls free your children who r languishing in jail for what they didn't do. Even to those who committed crimes and r willing to turn a new leaf, Dear Lord pls grant them a second chance to freedom n life. Amen.


Singing Doncan mighty's 'Ikemefuna'