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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by Coldfaya(m): 11:39am On Dec 14, 2013
Dude I don't believe this test was free and fair. Abeg since she is done with test, u tey set exams for her. My mind tells me she aborted d pregnancy but since u were willing to accept her like dat, way can I say but to set exam 4 her.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by Coldfaya(m): 10:34am On Dec 14, 2013
Expensive test. Me sef failed from reading ur story not to talk of being in ur shoes.


My inquisitivity is this:
But hw sure are we that she didn't abort d preg b4 she decided to whyne ur head n make it look like a prank??

#justasking
RomanceRe: The Official Engagement :) by Coldfaya(m): 8:58am On Dec 13, 2013
Another NL crush gone. Infact we givvvv uppppp.

Congratulobia sha
#departs with tears
RomanceRe: What Will U Do If Ur Wife Refused To Stop Contacting Her Ex? by Coldfaya(m): 8:34am On Dec 13, 2013
Energito: send her out
Agbaya
RomanceRe: Ladies Why? by Coldfaya(m): 8:32am On Dec 12, 2013
ziggy44: . undecided
~ Every girl always needs God fearing men but if
you are alone in a room with them and you start
preaching the word of God to them, they will say
you are dulling. cry
tongue
Got me cracking. Fact in many cases. They don't wanna have sex b4 marriage yet they wanna know if ur rod is working. Dey wanna know hw strong n hard ur rod is. So we guys try to show proof by trying it on them. And they accuse us of demanding punny.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Custom Service: Mass Recruitment by Coldfaya(m): 11:54pm On Dec 11, 2013
joedone: Nigeria custom is recruiting internally now.
Very very tru. Godfather things
RomanceRe: I'm 24 And Still A Virgin! by Coldfaya(m): 6:07am On Dec 11, 2013
ejim blessing: ( I mean pure virgins) still exist?
ejim blessing: Which man wouldn't be happy to have a pure and unadulterated woman for keeps?
Now these 2 lines got me. Pure n unadulterated. Do u aff nafdac number??
RomanceRe: Things Your Spouse Does That You Dislike by Coldfaya(m): 3:23am On Dec 10, 2013
Hilarious real life attitudes. Goes to show that we all hv our flaws but we r still loved (or managed/endured) lol by our partners.
FamilyRe: The Birth Of Our Baby Girl Realtime Updates by Coldfaya(m): 10:02pm On Dec 09, 2013
Welcome baby. Thank ur stars u r not in Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Should I Take Advantage Of Her. by Coldfaya(m): 12:33pm On Dec 09, 2013
No take disadvantage of her.
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Coldfaya(m): 7:47am On Dec 09, 2013
Nelrulez: What year? Was @ d same prison for couple of years, though made it outta the place in peace.. Tell me the year and the cell and I'll name your Provost, I.G, commissioner, Interpol, D.P.O, C.J, and prosecutor leave the O.c food and O.c lavatory those ones are not important to me @all...
Couple of years?? Choi bross u sef don see. I guess u chop President b4 u ball out abi. Tnk God for freedom
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Have 2 Jobs Which Do I Choose by Coldfaya(m): 12:47pm On Dec 07, 2013
377: The appointment letter that was given to me,they did not indicate the salary but the position is senior accountant.i dnt no if any one has an idea of Conraiss 9.it is one of the federal govt agency.
See dis man ooo. D word 'senior accountant' alone should make u run and hug d govt job. Hehehe. Dats on a lighter note tho as position may not equate heavy pay.

I'm thinking ur major concern is how u would leave abuja for bayelsa.

Like someone said, think it thru b4 u choose. As 4 me I know d one I'll pick anyday anytime. Gud luck
RomanceRe: Unforgetable Experience by Coldfaya(m): 3:27pm On Dec 05, 2013
OP u get luck. Like say u get mind toast Philo, na ur tin her teeth for bite cut. Blood for dey comot from ur tin ehn. Aproko
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Coldfaya(m): 3:05pm On Dec 05, 2013
So I had been seeing this thread but kept skipping it for d fact that it had reached page 120 or so. But after conquering the 1st page ehn, Zubby I never fit drop am since then.
So this is a shout out to Zubby m all d fans as I just reached page 100. Y'all made abi are making it an interesting read fa. U bam boss
LiteratureRe: I See Things Others Do Not See... by Coldfaya(m): 7:58am On Dec 05, 2013
Range rover at it again. Wonderful piece mr range rove. More inc to ur pen
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Promised Me Sex If I Introduce Her To My Mum As My Fiancee by Coldfaya(m): 11:09am On Nov 30, 2013
Dehley: What if I go ahead with the formal introduction and later decide to discard her ( but Godforbid ). What are the consequences?
Hiannn u go fear kweshion nah.
D consequence is death. Errrrm death by hanging ur scrotum.
FamilyRe: Rest In Peace Vivianc. by Coldfaya(m): 8:45am On Nov 25, 2013
[quote author=Tharye S.] gud 4 her[/quote]Smh.
Wrong avenue to demand attention. Ppl pls ignore.
FamilyRe: Rest In Peace Vivianc. by Coldfaya(m): 8:40am On Nov 25, 2013
Dat awkwardly cold feeling u get wen u wake up in d morning hoping d news of d previous day was just a hoax but u are stung with reality.

Didn't have a one on one relationship with Vivian but her posts were always something to look forward to. Rest dear.

ID take heart, let d tears out freely and then get a hold of ur self. It is well. B strong ma'am.
LiteratureRe: I See Things Others Do Not See... by Coldfaya(m): 7:19am On Nov 25, 2013
Damlesky: *cocks gun points at royver
Royver start typing
Hahaha oh lawd. I imagine dis In Jason Statham's voice.
LiteratureRe: I See Things Others Do Not See... by Coldfaya(m):
Oh my. Creativity in a weird form. I marvel at what u writers on nairaland do with words. Its amazing. Roy u r goodly weird. Just started but will catch up after service. Biko wait foe me.
RomanceRe: His Marathon Sex Sometimes Makes Me Faint -wife•no, It Can’t Kill Her -husband by Coldfaya(m): 10:56am On Nov 23, 2013
Before mid night till morning? Haba wetin him dey use recharge am? Na mikano Gen? Cos dis wan pass I pass my neighbour power.

Choi classic case of some want fvck but cannot see diick to fvck, some see diick but dey run from fvck. Hahahaha libido of life
CareerRe: His Mckinsey Interview by Coldfaya(m): 7:48am On Nov 22, 2013
#faints. Waht kinda interview is dis again. Shuooo
Serious thing.
RomanceRe: She Has Herself To Blame by Coldfaya(m): 5:36am On Nov 22, 2013
After u settle down type a long episode thinking wen she sees it she ll b wow-ed, u get a cold 'k' not even ok sef, just k. Ir Fada I don delete u b day. Lost interest cos of such monosyllabic attitude, then yea she has herself to blame.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is This The Tallest Man In Lagos State? by Coldfaya(m): 10:57am On Nov 19, 2013
D 1st guy from left, na only him get dat preek abi him cut foam put dia!? See as dat place huge. Hahahah
#no homo tho

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