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Nigeria; only place where abnormal Tins r now seen as normal. nothing surprises me anymore.
Nice write up.

And by d way; End time tinz (lol)

[quote author=maxwello.yg]from bomb? What next?[/quote]Back to okija shrine tins naim sure pass now. Its getting messy for d thieves. We just folds our arms n watch d ones who go down .

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Dear Lord,

Pls, pls, pls, help me to be the ever kind, understanding and loving mum to my kids! Sheath my tongue whenever I get angry.

Amen.

(Sigh), this is such a painful story... [/quote]Not just ur kids but everyone u meet.its better to keep mute than say d wrong words to people. U never know their state of mind wen u use some derogatory words.

[quote author=gree-die]Good morning crownprince [/quote]Arousing d poor prince this early morning? Well at least u r giving crowned p a lil glimpse of hope/attention. Hehehe

Chinwem: Beautiful........so there's life after 30 after all .

Lmao! Funniest post so far. For Bleep sake there's life after menopause nah. Oya don't b scared of ur 30 somethings ok. Lol.

Patience on d marra again!
She must b a pretender for her to expect a visit from her enemys camp.der is an obvious beef btw d 2 of dem and u expect Ameachi to pretend n pay u a visit? Ameachi is only being tru to himself cos sometimes u just don't wanna pretend n smile with an enemy for public show, so she should deal with it jooor!

Besides like say Ameachi visit, dem for talk, as him nor visit dem still talk.

Kill ur broda and start nacking d girl. Shey u like d advice. Mtchewww.

Forza p: OP,Nonsense tinz naija guyz does or nonsense tinz u do? WTF,do u expect me to hide my wallet wen am abt to pay d bills?bringin out my wallet 2 pay d bills of a date is dat wat u call nonsense?guy na u gan gan be nonsense!!

Maybe guys should rather put money inside them boxers and when u wanna pay u squeeze d money in ur hand like a church offering b4 handing it over. OP Shey na wetin u want b dat?
Mtchewww

nina myers: something similar happened to my dad in ph, the poor old man was harassed to the point he had to pay 140k(one Hundred and forty thousand) that he made an illegal turn, the man followed him to d atm,got 100k, and the following day my dad paid forty, i was so mad when i heard this like two weeks after. his wasn't a police officer it's some kind of lasma ph type, i dunno wat they r called cos i don't live in ph. But i was really mad. Poor man always tries to avoid any kind of whala.

TIMARIV ( or thiefmariv as ppl call dem). Ph nuisance! Na dem gbab ur palleh so. Dos guys bin nor dey get one smile for dem face dat year sha.

losky4real: am honestly greatful.I shld only compete wv ma self to b better dan my past achievement nt with any oda.God bleSs yu.As you have helped me,God will send yu helper's at your point in need.

Good, now dats better. m happy to hear dat. Prepare for ur ican, go knock 'em out n come back so we celebrate wit u.
U welcome ma'am, happy I at least helped.
Be good.

Even a first class without having profesionals won't be considered more than a 2.1 with ican,acca or any of that.wah dju fink about that?am greatful.I am starting peparation now.God bless.

Good. Way to go; go get it madam. U r fortunate u haff these infos at ur finger tips. Don't let nothing weigh u down.

losky4real: I wasn't too happy because d only person dt gt d first class gt it by sorting and all.he's was political.she gt 4.5 on d dot cos her fada. Is in d scul and he beggd.for her.and am 100 percent better than her.buh am happy dt in accounting u aint a professional till u r chartered .let's see whee we all land.Do u assure me dt first class isn't a guarantee for. A sure job?we all have to write the same test for interviews right?

Babes, I think u hurting more cos of d gal right? 1st of all I would want to forget about everyother person n think just about ur self. Forget the ppl who u know u r better dan but they had a 1st. Forget dos whom u r super dapper better dan but u all ended up with a 2'1. U have left school so drop dat academic competitive attitude. Real life isn't academic theory but practical. Life outside school is not a competition; u ll b shocked wen u eventually come here n see ppl with a 3rd making giant strides while ppl with 1st just manage job of 100k. The best in school r not necessarily d most successful after. U gave it ur best shot, u should hold ur head high ma'am.
U can look at ur 4.49 in 2 ways; u either b very happy n confident n proud of it, or u let ur 4.49 crawl u to thinking n self pity. I urge u to go for d former. I haff a lot to say but lemme not eat up d whole space.
U r good

I haff a lot to say to u but lemme try n b brief.


See babe, out here, only a few jobs actually differentiate class of degree below 2'2. for those dat do stress d class of degree, u Fortunately fall into 2'1 class. Aside a few scholarships, a 2'1 qualifies u for every job opening; I assure u that every job u apply for, provided u structure ur CV n application correctly, u will b invited. If u pass, ur interview depends solely on ur performance and not ur 1st, 2'1 nor 2'2.
I have heard of interview cases where ppl with 2'2 perform better dan 1st class candidates. Most interviewers don't giv a hutt about ur 4.49; infact a few mean ones might hammer u n make u feel like a loser for not attaining a 1st just to see how u react. Dey focus on wat u haff to offer.
I get ur pain but c'mon don't dwell on it. Ppl wish to come out wit a 2'2 not to talk of a 2'1.
My story don d too long, but to cut d story short, just pray for God's favour n go get Chartered up. U can do it n I guess dat ll make u fulfilled.
Cheers ma'am!

:DGive this shot a name.

Pls no religious fighting here. Just for fun! If u don't find it funny, abeg jump am pass.

So I call it : Patiently waiting. Lol

EMERITUS1: i initially applied for finance at the first batch but i wasn't even invited now which one do u think is more appropraite am considering btw sales and marketing

Sorry can u provide the link to apply for this second stage? I will apply for marketing tho.

Danhumprey: And then some people would come and start screaming "end time". I won't be surprised.

Lemme helep u or dem since they r not forth coming;
'End time tins'
Lol.........
Mtchewww........ Soon we will see a child born with picture of Jesus or Muhammed.
Mk dem go sleep joor.

jackbauersballs: In a Thick Igbotic accent...

Doctor be like; huh!! Dis naija ppl sef, u guys never cease to amaze me ( and d whole world)
Lol.....ur head dey dia.

Double194: Guy U no go use Laughter kill me, no be small Rubber Mace.

Dem nor d tell blind man say rain d fall nah.
I sure say dem go don award contract for rubber mace construction for d 36 states H of A plus national assembly.

But wait ooo, if dem neffa award d contract, make I draft proposal go giff dem ooo. Time nor dey.

deor03: Just imagining the Dr abroad asking him, "What happened to you? "

Chinda: doctor I was 'maced' up.
Doctor: maced? (Doctor amassed) what's dat?
Chinda : doc bone, na Niaja term, u nor go understand. Abeg just stitch me up fast abeg, I want to go n impeach d speaker.
Lol...... Sorry chinda.

My advice? Next time wen constructing a fake mace, try and construct a rubber one ok for safety purpose cos a Lloyd may just b watching to snap it up as a weapon.

onila: hes well connected with his nigerian roots

him n mum have a charity organization that helps nigerian widows

Someone has obviously been crushing for such a long long time.hehehe......m sorry does he know u? Kai onila

jackbauersballs: Stealing meat and fish from my mum's pot was standard

After a while my mum started counting the meat/fish...so me and my brother started shaving bits of each piece with a knife

Last last my mum had to start hiding the pot of stew in her room.

Offering money was always spent on puff puff,and transport money in the game centre

My textbooks were sold at Oshodi...My notebooks were sold as foolscap

My brother and I were eventually taken for deliverance...lool

Today, my brother that was predicted to turn out an armed robber...is now a pastor

While I am still an agbero

Bwahahaha....... Agbero....... Kai dude is crayyyyyy!