₦airaland Forum

hottprince: Dear God, before creatin ds thread, I begged u to make all stupid fellows nt to see ds thread
@cold faya e be like sey smoke dey ur head, mst u coment? If u dnt v any useful advice den shut dt stinkin piece of sh1t u call a mouth.
Dnt even try to come bck cos u'll v a fatal accident on ur way

Lol......guess who's back!! Obviously God didn't answer ur prayer.

Well no need to start a cold war here so y don't u get d 'approval' to date d 3rd gal out since u think u both share mutual feelings! If she is do keen on no s*ex, stay clear of it wen u v gotten her n u might be amazed she gives it to u on a platter of bronze. Lol.
We cool now shey? Back off me . Lol

Attention seeker #mtchewww#
Brb

Its simple; Here in Nigeria, credibility do not go down well with the corrupt which unfortunately call the shots. Its not like they want to quit buh they r forced to quit else they go against their principles. Many other complex reasons. It just seems we have allergies for performers. #smh#

Yea APC (ACN) party of performing teenagers. PDP parry of veteran cons n criminals. Time to show those old devils dat youths who want a better tomorrow Are more Dan dem and we'll team up against dem.
I rather be Led by a fair, just n performing teenager whom I can hold accountable than be led by veteran corrupt old ritualists who have no good intentions for the country n seem to have perfected their wicked acts of caging Nigeria.

Shut up old fool u r only scared of going baq to where u belong by 2015 - kirikiri Max prisons.

Roseey0: Best thing dear,rewrite weac again to make your biology, sorry about your dad,God rest his soul. You will do well as a mcrobiologist. God will see you through. Amen

Good one. U might wanna explore other options like nursing science since u like biology. U become a professional nurse; they do very well also. Nurses r always in demand n mk good money. Buh if u so convinced about mcb, den go for it buh trust me mcb is not too viable in Nig. Best wishes.

Most of these criminal politiefcians would rather die than anything good happen in Nigeria. They r hell-bent on maintaining corruption in Nig cos dats how their daily bread come. We've got to restle n reclaim our country from such polithiefcians via 2015.
I know the opposition in d country r also infested with such thieves but they seem to be outnumbered by performers. Let's try these new guys. PDP is now scared. This fight goes beyond tribe, its about a commonn interest which is to purge nig of PDP n bring performers to clean up d mess.

Capnd143: While in school i loved physics like die, biology like pie, i but hated math a little like tie. But i interms of extra curricular activities; the only thing i seem to like is sci-techs, i learnt nothing about computers in high but new a lot about it, i did stuff like "stealing cookies", hacking windows, activating and dislodging keyloggers while in sec school. I just knew html syntax by source viewing sites and learning 4rm it ,b4 i got accustomed to w3schools.com! I just like the techies and the comps and anything that involves logical reasoning but hated math! Now Nairalanders what do u think i should go 4?

Y not go into apply to study somtin related to comps u like. Info tech/Software engr/or comp engr. Wat do u think

Roseey0: I enjoyed art subjects while in school,presently i model,act and present shows(not the big ones sha) but my drm presently is to be one of the best fashion designers the world has ever know. I said presently becos i once thought of taking up presenting as a career.

I come up with designs that my tailor dont comprehend,so after she must have done her part,i refurbish with my needle and thread and it come out so unique and beautiful that people ask me who designed it. So she advised i pursue a career in that direction. I have thought about it and have seen its an area i will enjoy.

My questions
1. Am presently applying to study English and literary studies in a university,i want to know if its relevant to my dreams of being in the fashion industry 2moro.
2. If its not,what other course can i pursue
3. I know i will be in a fashion sch one day,so i want to know if there is a good fashion school in Nigeria.
And if i can substitute my university education with the fashion school.

Over to you nlanders for advice

u present,u have designs in ur head which when u grab fabrics needles, it comes out good n catches d eye n
U want to study English!
To me ur case is simple; u already know u r blessed so the Fashion/Entertainment industry is waiting for u to step in.
Ok here's my lil take;
In todays world, ur passion n talent takes u beyond where d course u study in School can take u.
English or performing/theatre arts will be good for u so as to train u into becoming a better presenter as u'll b thought the basics of presentation.
My advice is; if u r not in d uni yet, enroll urself into a fashion school while waiting for addmission, buh if already in school, u can use ur holidays n breaks in d fashion school.

Gayigaskia: ghana must go

Hehehe. They have already gone. Lol

God of soccer has caught up with Ghana.

hugafella: Im so pissed off by this officiating! NORTH AFRICAN REFS SHOULD BE BANNED FROM OFFICIATING IN AFCON!!!!

I'm telling u! Just spoiling dis tournament wit poor officiating. Mtchewww

nijanigga: The standard of African cup of nation finals has fallen dramatically,nothing interesting.No skills,no brain work,just muscles,nothing more.
I will rather be matching Brazil Vs England than this uninspiring match.

And u r still on an afcon thread commenting. Common commo hia

Omoh dis burkinabe guys d knok nkwa Oooo. If not poor attack, dem for don kill dis game since sef.

We must spell MALI ooooo....... One more goal to spell Mali.
Keshi n co ; una bam

ezme: I find the bolded strange, because I don't know any thirteen year old in my locality who can drive.

Y complicate issues, life's simple. We already know what she meant. Abeggi una over sabi too mush sef.

lucenzo: happy birthday
https://sr.photos3.fotosearch.com/bthumb/FSD/FSD085/x10081327.jpg

U wan pull d trigger after u wish him a happy bydy? hope its not cos of ogugua.

Anyways seckskillis happy born day.

NnamdiN: If you've got kids, write your will first before the covenant. Knowing how randy "our" 3rd leg can be and the fact that you've already done it more than once, then the covenant means s h I t to you.

One more thing before the covenant, you get bold 5 for sale . I am very sure you would break that covenant.

Btw I personally won't ever cheat on my wife(if there would ever be one though)

Lmfao..........dis is maadddt. Not married yet buh omoh dat kind covenant odikwa ferry ferry risky ooo. Choi like dis guy said, write down ur will b4 take d oath.
Y not work on yourself n polish ur wife to make her as appealing as dos mammys outside.

Caracta: OP, what do you do for a living?

Searching for n meeting gehs on social media. Buh he just told u.

[quote author=swtchicgurl]more like tonto!

somtimes it helps in making choices sha weda correct or not

KINGwax: And ur point is?

Follow ur dike

fonzie2u: GEJ is askin for a Swap deal, how many indonesians are in Nigerian Prisons

That's simple; we just kidnap 20 indonesian expatrates n convert dem to prisoners den we ready 4 d swap.

@ topic: 18 Nigerians dieing tommorrow only in Indonesia, plus d ones dat might die in Nigeria tommorrow, kai abeg Oga presido try pity us abeg.

Starlett: If I may add, for those who wear corporate shirts to work, this problem can be mitigated simply by wearing good quality cotton Tee shirts as your undergarment rather than singlets.

Gbam gbam.
Also y where it for so long when u nitice d yellow stains. Throwey am nau

dude must be saying yea I ate Chelsea raw.

Blazzay: Cough-cough!
Errrrrrrrrh. . . the good news is that unlike some NAIRALANDERS WE KNOW. . .MY PARENTS HAVE NOT BURIED ANY OF THEIR CHILDREN. . . .BY TEHN NETWORK OR 'HIRED H-ASSASSINS'!

In other words, we complete gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!

MU EH EH EH EH EH EH

*belches*

WE ARE COMPLETE. . .UNLIKE THESE PEEPS ON NL!

Like seriously r u aiit?
Op cos of dis dude, I think u should include the CONFUSIONIST.
Or Wako Djako.

Abeg what has TB Joshua said?? Mk dem consult am b4. He should speak now b4 dey play d match cos I don't want to hear any plophesy after d mash ooo.

Meanwhile This is football, nothing is impossible.

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