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I hate to say this Mr. President, but its obvious n has been proven beyound reasonable doubt by u urself that u r a big phat liar. Shuooo......who is mumu oga Joe. Y not just keep mum for somethings now instead of. Opening avenues for ppl to insult u d more. Wtf

True talk Mr. Garri.
If only we could attack corruption and our corrupt leaders d way we've attacked dis poor man dis past few days........

Elvin001: I just pity the man's children cos dem don get new name for skul be dat.

Omoh ehn na wetin me sef d talk since b dis o. E go even bad pass if d children na d forming types wey ppl nor dey like . Choi dem go beg dem papa to change dem I swear.

Well I wanted to ask y u didn't include d likes of sergeant Rogers, al-mustapha, Man of d ppl Anini d great n shins Rambo e.t.c. Buh I guess u narrowed it down to past presidents(except for Nzeogwu n Chief eboh) n not foot soldiers or d men who were really in action.

Chinaimporter: I swear this is exactly me untill 3 years ago when shaitan the damned one struck a hole into my chest draining my faith and destroying my zeal through
A kuwaiti lady i fell in love with who lead my down the dark part of disbelif and struggle for the life of this world.

[size=18pt]now i am richer than i ever imagined but my life seems meaninless without faith. Curse be the day i met the her although we are still married
Curse be the day i read thomas paines work
Curse be the day i read voltaire
Curse be the day i realized that life is a propagnda
Curse be the day i decided that religion is a human invention
May karl max and darwin be ever damned for making my life meaninless [/size]

Ayaah! Well my oga @ d top says u should forward all ur richies to him den maybe u might return back to ur former self. U can keep d kuwaiti wife tho. Daz all.
But I say damn what my oga @ d top says, keep all ur money n retrace ur steps back.

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190: Cut the yam away and plant it

Its raining season

U just stole d words outta my mouth.
Plant it and use sticks so that d legs ll become straight. Mtchewww.....u nor see am b4?

nzubeokafor: Bleep you fuc,kers bicth ass bicthes don't need any of you dam still a humble motherfucker

Ayahhh.....u sound neglected n deprived.d lawd iz ur muscle ok.

KateSpade: if you want to know this man then make a reason to talk to him. u want to forget him, you should probably introduce yourself sometimes meeting the fantasy helps end it.

Spot on!

adaobi123: of course na

;DCan u bear just 190 n Mr cork? Not to talk of d others.

adaobi123: im guessing i'll have to spend the weekend with everybody

Can u withstand everybody?

CAMNEWTON4PRES: I weep 4 cold faya,happy now?

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Agbayah

CAMEROONPRIDE: Oo I forgot royal, pagan9ja, oharay, Ivo, smoothcrim,and Cfcfan

First time I'm seeing u not weeping.abeg weep small.

Guiness guiness Guiness. Don't even think twice. That been said, it depends on the positions tho. But for me no matter what, its got to b Guiness cos they've got excellent staff welfare packages. My 2 cents.

yaksnet: see how people dey view.......hahahahaha the tricked worked

Mtcheww......y ppl nor go view when we all know where dis is heading;Front page.
Ok front page pls as usual.

Like say Onila don offend idowu n she's afraid of d backlash cos I doubt she can withstand d heat from her so she just dey use dis medium to calm idowu down small. Onila come out clean, if u need we to help beg I'd, let us know ok.

HectorTroy: Advice from Di-ck-Bros what are you waiting for? Knack am wella...I am sure she is ugly or too old that's why you have not done it. When she gets fed up and starts disturbing your uncle to drive you out then you will know.
Advice from Tom-leave the house. There's no good that's going to come out of the situation if you don't leave.
Advice from Harry-how does this post help chelsea sack Benitez?

Stay away from drugs n syrups!! >

Yield: Gather proof. Record her voice with your phone without her awareness. You need proof.

Spot on.
U either walk away or gather enough evidence if u must tell ur uncle. Like someone said, be prepared cos u gonna get d heat from diff angles if u tell him but its b better to tell him wit proofs.

Lamsey abi na Ramsey! Na wa to u o

Abegi mk we d hear word sef! Nor b say I d side babes ooo, but I neffa hear where any babe put gun for guy head say mk e for carry her go big joint b4 she for gree pass u d punny. Use ur sweet mouth if u nor get d bar. Na by force to impress? If d bar nor dey, carry 2 chairs, put under mango tree sidon throw her plenty sweet gist jor. Mk we stop complain like say na dem force us cos na we guys dey first wan overimpress babes sef. Abi I lie?

[quote author=190-the-clown]who wants to use touch and follow on me - abi i nor be human being [/quote]

candygosh: You just dey know

Truely funny thread.

kingoflag: Only a fo.ol will underestimate a man who initiated bombings, absolved the culprits even when they took responsibility, blamed his opponents for said bombings, refused to attend any debates, was horribly corrupt as Deputy Governor and Governor and still ended up becoming President of the country. Then, when he became President, committed sins upon sins on the country and her people at least once a week for at least 1yr and still wasnt impeached.

I never have, and will never, call such a man clueless.

Muhehehehe......... U v made a strong n gud point.


Mr presido can now sleep by 6pm n wake by 11am. Oya na.

oluwadare26: If this one make Front page pere, i promise never to enter the Celebrity segment of Nairaland again....

Say goodbye then cos anything about poko is FP bound. Hehehe....wait n see