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CultureRe: How Kenyans Made Nigeria The Buttocks Of A Joke (Photo) by Coldplay89(m): 1:34pm On May 24, 2016
Babe2sure:
Oh my days! Is it not the same Kenyans that are always voted as the ugliest Africans, year in, year out? They should find a way to be voted out of that list, rather than worry about Nigeria.
By whom?

BEAUTIFUL KENYANS
https://www.google.com/search?q=beautiful+Kenyans&client=firefox-b&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjr176o3PLMAhXNSxoKHZ5cAzYQ_AUIBygB&biw=1152&bih=731
PoliticsRe: Photo: A President On A Bicycle To Work And Another In A Convoy For A Haircut by Coldplay89(m): 12:23pm On May 06, 2016
Rollingdice:
How do feel now? OK I guess. It's only a mad person that will just be finding his way to this post.
undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Photo: A President On A Bicycle To Work And Another In A Convoy For A Haircut by Coldplay89(m): 12:20pm On May 06, 2016
OrlandoOwoh:
Even if an African president rides a bicycle, Africans will be the first to abuse him. I still remember how some insulted Buhari for riding in what looked like a keke napep in one of his foreign trips.
Remember the Thomas Sankara? Was he not the butt of the joke accross africa for his frugality?
PoliticsRe: Photo: A President On A Bicycle To Work And Another In A Convoy For A Haircut by Coldplay89(m): 12:06pm On May 06, 2016
amaechi1:
Kenya does not have this kind of well designed roads. Secondly, the drivers behind the wheel are white folks not blacks.

Therefore, stop this character assassination.
That's kinda untrue.....

Kenyan roads network

http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?t=977882&page=6
PoliticsRe: Photo: A President On A Bicycle To Work And Another In A Convoy For A Haircut by Coldplay89(m): 5:52pm On May 05, 2016
Rollingdice:
This why people say Africa will never develop. This picture says a lot. The Prime Minister of Netherlands Mark Rutte takes a ride on a bicycle to office while the President of Kenya Uhuru Kenyatta is in a convoy for a hair cut.
How do u even know that he was going for a haircut? You are mad!
RomanceRe: Crazy In Love! Two Kenyan Men Sign Agreement To Marry And Share The Same Woman! by Coldplay89(m): 9:15am On Mar 22, 2016
Ahmed0336:
Kenyans are always in the news for bad reasons angry
Funny! That is exactly what Kenyans also think of Nigeria, nothing positive ever comes out of Nigeria.

cheesy
RomanceRe: Kenyan Blogger Blasts Nigerian Men After One Filmed A Kenyan Girl Dancing Unclad by Coldplay89(m): 10:07pm On Mar 19, 2016
zynzyn:
How many other countries have legalised it?! huh

And by the way, since I have to mention it, some guys in the north are addicted to pit latrine (sewage) fumes!! This is simply because they can't afford cocaine or have access to crack!!

Apparently u are in America and OUT OF TOUCH!!

Nigeria has an addiction problem! It is not full blown because of our low purchasing power!!
It isnt that i advocate the usage of marijuana, but that person has stated what us correct. Anti-narcotic bodies the world over do not categorize marijuana as a hard drug. It is a relatively soft drug, even recommended as a drug to treat certain ailments or as a painkiller.
That is the truth. In fact, it is the reason we have these groups pressing for its legalization, cos compared to even the socially accepted drugs such as alcohol or cigarettes,its adverse effects are milder in comparison. Then, why not legaize it as well?

But you dont hear those advocacy groups calling for the legal acceptance of cocaine, morphine, amphentamine, meth...cos they are on a different level altogether!
RomanceRe: Kenyan Blogger Blasts Nigerian Men After One Filmed A Kenyan Girl Dancing Unclad by Coldplay89(m): 1:42am On Mar 19, 2016
Atmmachine:
Shut up, little bastard.
What do you know ??
Nigeria has the best economy in Africa, South Africa is second, Kenya is on the 8th position.
Only one Nigerian citizen will buy Kenya, have you heard of the richest man in Africa ?? Dangote, yes , he will buy the whole of Kenya.

Kid.
You need to go back to school
Correction, the largest, but not necessarily the best. Get it?

Look at the following for example:

Poverty rates, Kenya vs Naija

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/fields/2046.html

HDI

http://www.undp.org/content/undp/en/home/presscenter/events/2014/july/HDR2014.html

The literacy levels

http://theafricaneconomist.com/ranking-of-african-countries-by-literacy-rate-zimbabwe-no-1/#.Vuyf5LOEapc

And the size of the middle class according to the AfDB. Look at the graph below

RomanceRe: Kenyan Blogger Blasts Nigerian Men After One Filmed A Kenyan Girl Dancing Unclad by Coldplay89(m):
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PoliticsRe: Politicians Realigning To Form New Party- ThisDay by Coldplay89(m): 1:46pm On Feb 28, 2016
klax:
So to you Sudan, Kenya, Somalia, Yemen, better than Nigeriahuh You are the biggest joker trust me.

Not time to argue, the truth is enough is enough take it or leave it. APC has lost it and nothing again to proof.
Kenya aint a particularly bad country. You shouldnt be stereotyping other countries like that.

Ever been to Kenya btw?
http://www.jamiiforums.com/threads/east-africas-capital-nairobi-city-photo-gallery.828603/page-20
PoliticsRe: Politicians Realigning To Form New Party- ThisDay by Coldplay89(m): 12:54pm On Feb 28, 2016
klax:
It's necessary. It's time for it APC that could have done Nigeria proud has blew their chance so a new brand party must emerge if not now but later.

APC has failed and disappointed almost everybody. We need leader not a politician or noise maker but a voice not a liar but a focus person. Fighting corruption on one side only PDP are corrupt very funny indeed.

It's a wonder and Unbelieveable that a whole Nigeria president turned traveller and to insult Nigeria more the so called president going places like Kenya, Somalia, Sudan, Qatar, Yemen, India, Iran and soon Syria and his party defending him saying he went their to seek help for Nigeria it's a shame. Help from Qatar, Kenya, Sudan or iran it's an insult to Nigeria honestly APC missed it.

I support formation of a new sensible party honestly.
Ha! And u think your Nigeria is a better place than those places you have mentioned there? U must be joking
PoliticsRe: Top 20 Richest African Countries 2015: See How The Giants Have Fallen by Coldplay89(m): 12:02pm On Sep 23, 2015
That list is hugely flawed. Here's a truer data

http://statisticstimes.com/economy/african-countries-by-gdp.php
PoliticsRe: Kenyan Lamentations About Nigeria Dominance In Music And Africa Politics by Coldplay89(m): 6:58pm On Sep 05, 2015
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Presidential Jet On OLX by Coldplay89(m): 6:09pm On Jun 20, 2015
ITbomb:
Naija for life

Wake me when they start auctioning Aso Rock Villa

APC says that one of the best achievement of the dullard is the collection money from America. Who has collected money from America before without regretting. I hope you listened to the Kenyan President speech at the just concluded AU summit. BTW Kenya is the biggest collector


It is not true that Kenya is the biggest aid collector; in fact it is one of the least aid dependent nations in Africa.

https://blogs.worldbank.org/africacan/three-myths-about-aid-to-kenya

http://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2014/nov/04/middle-income-kenya-aid
CultureRe: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Coldplay89(m): 4:21pm On Jun 15, 2015
I love this one Axum....

CultureRe: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Coldplay89(m): 4:17pm On Jun 15, 2015
axum:
^ Somalia looked better than Kenya before the war. Most of those buildings belong to whites and most of the money in Nairobi is cause of foreigners including Somali business people
Really? Evidence, my envious brother....

Well, it will take Mogadishu over 50 years to achieve these!!!

CultureRe: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Coldplay89(m): 3:23pm On Jun 08, 2015
More Nairobi.....

CultureRe: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Coldplay89(m): 2:42pm On Jun 08, 2015
More Nairobi Suburbs!!!!

CultureRe: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Coldplay89(m): 6:18pm On May 19, 2015
He he he, Hercules222 couldnt come back and respond after seeing this: http://www.jamiiforums.com/kenyan-news/225589-kenyan-and-tanzanian-surburbs-72.html
grin grin grin grin grin grin


Check out where the Kenya real estate industry is ranked: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_estate_in_Kenya
Nigeria features nowhere. grin grin grin grin grin
CultureRe: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Coldplay89(m): 12:57pm On May 01, 2015
Hercules222:
Mfuasi can u compare ur nairobi to this? grin The only kenyan village, the rest are bushes grin

https://www.nairaland.com/1371487/lagos-family-houses-pictures
I came accross this thread,(Kenya vs Tanzania tiff) man these Kenyans are verrry much ahead, no hate bro but let truth be told, they beat their bigger neighbor hands down!

http://www.jamiiforums.com/kenyan-news/225589-kenyan-and-tanzanian-surburbs.html

Kenya too seems quite developed
BusinessRe: Ghana Plans To Export Electricity To Nigeria by Coldplay89(m): 5:08pm On Oct 04, 2014
mrham03:
useless man! I said nigeria has the largest slum in the world and its a fact! ur country is hopeless, see people living in dirty water over here.
Kibera may be the (allegedly) largest slum in Africa, but Lagos is the city with the largest number of slums in Africa.
TravelRe: Is Accra The Most Liberal City In Africa? by Coldplay89(m): 11:51am On Sep 30, 2014
onila: When I went to Accra back in 2005

I thought I was abroad

so many white people

but one thing I noticed more
girls were allowed to wear whatever they wanted

I saw girls walking ard freely wearing miniskirts, low waist, halter necks and evry skippy cloth you cld think off in broad day light

I know in Nigeria. motorcycle men stone girls with pure water if they dont dress properly

can u think of any other nice city in Africa, that is not primitive like most Nigerian cities
Seriously? Well then try Nairobi, Harare,Lusaka and the SAn cities.
Accra is more conservative than the cities I mentioned there
TravelRe: Nairobi Photos (kenya): A Beautiful East African City by Coldplay89(m): 11:47am On Sep 30, 2014
muafrika: Am posting this Nairobi down town photo in protest of neglect of low income residental areas.
Chukua camera ujipatie shughuli. Ni idea poa sana!
Lakini manze usilete KIbesh na Mathare hapa, hizo ziko kila mahali kwa internet.
Leta zile za Buru,Umoja, SouthB, Donholm ama hata Kayole...
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Coldplay89(m): 8:31am On Sep 18, 2014
kikuyu1: Nigga,what the actual Bleep don't you understand? You guys were ululating Shlomo is personally beefing up the defenses at Aso Rock recently.
My duty as a decent human is merely to inform you that's not actually a terrible idea!! with the examples given here.
That's all- no more no less. It's not even complicated.
Carry on!
I'd rather the jews, not the the Islamic Mujahedeens take over this world. Anyway, all that ur spreading here are conspiracy propaganda lacking basis. Get a life. Like I said, go pass that intelligence to your govt first and lets see what they do.
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Coldplay89(m): 10:55pm On Sep 17, 2014
kikuyu1: Many of you admire the Israelis and wish your forces could be more like them-if only you knew!
Today is the first anniversary of their Westgate false flag:
Here's the most cited Israeli false flag:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liberty_incident
Hoping of course the Egyptians get hammered by the US. Luckily the ship and the sailors just refused to die.

So that you appreciate just how inhuman these Israelis are here are some pics for their fanboys.

Jewish Block family owned Norfolk 1980

https://cdn.timesofisrael.com/uploads/2013/10/Kenya-Hotel-Bombing_Horo.jpg

Mombasa Paradise 2002

https://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38524000/jpg/_38524943_hotel315_ap.jpg.
http://karanjazplace..com/2014/09/the-first-anniversary-of-westgate-false.html
See those pics of Islamabad and Jakarta!
And what do u want the NLers to do about this?
Kenya govt still collaborates with them, pass them the message first. U splash this rubbish all over Nairaland?
CelebritiesRe: 20 Sexiest Africans Alive In 2014 - Illuzion Magazine by Coldplay89(m): 6:30pm On Sep 12, 2014
bestestgirl: and I presume you are a repository of all knowledgehuh you just couldn't share the information u just googled without resulting to insults huh? undecided undecided
I didnt insult u fair lady, there is nothing wrong in being ignorant. We all cannot know everything. U sensitive gal?
CelebritiesRe: 20 Sexiest Africans Alive In 2014 - Illuzion Magazine by Coldplay89(m): 5:04pm On Sep 12, 2014
bestestgirl: shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked So Kenyans can be light skinned!!!!
Kenyans, mostly the bantus and cushitic ethnic groups are light skinned. U are so ignorant
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Air Force Begin Taking Delivery Of State-of-the-art Mi35m Helicopters by Coldplay89(m): 6:54am On Sep 11, 2014
Henry120: Kenya has no MI-28 helicopters. The only country acquiring MI-28NE 'havoc' attack helicopters in Africa is Algeria. Algeria placed an order for 42 MI-28NE helicopters.

The kenyans photoshoped 3 Russian MI-28 helicopters flying at Russia's Victory parade, and placed their(kenyan flag) symbol on them. I hold nothing against Kenya, however as at this moment kenya does not have MI-28 helicopters. The Kenyans fly the Z-9wa and Hughes MD 500 defender for attack role.
The MI-35M helicopter we have is a state of the art gunship. An all weather, day and night attack helicopter, with modern avionics. It's an helicopter we can be very proud of.We do not need a new platform our Air personnel aren't conversant with. Plus BVST has an MI-35 maintenance facility in Nigeria, so why change. We don't need the MI-28.
http://www.russiadefence.net/t2593-16-mi-28n-for-kenya Stop spreading your peurile propaganda here. Why did Kenya hav to photoshop the planes? We got 16 of them, swallow that
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Air Force Begin Taking Delivery Of State-of-the-art Mi35m Helicopters by Coldplay89(m): 10:45pm On Sep 10, 2014
ChimaAdeoye: Nigerians know how to boobo!
Where are the picshures of Kenyan Mi-28 and Apache?
Bloody liars!
You need pictures? But how, in this case will u be able to tell if those pics are indeed from kenya? The info is right on google. Kenya begun the process of acquiring the copters way back 2011. 16copers were purchased in 2013, they are used to fight the alshabab in somalia. Please google that.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Air Force Begin Taking Delivery Of State-of-the-art Mi35m Helicopters by Coldplay89(m): 9:30pm On Sep 10, 2014
aguiyi: has that stopped terrorists from ravaging the country?

has that made their economy better and bigger than our own.

you lots will never stop complaining
Yes, the terror activities here have dissipated and the economy performing well. No rebels are capturing territories in Kenya to create a 'caliphate' like in Naija, while the soldiers flee for their lives on foot, abandoning their vehicles and weapons. Kenya is in numerous ways wayy wayy better than Naija, your big economy means nothing. Duh duh uh

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