₦airaland Forum

Youngzedd: I still didn't get this...

They teach us what they don't do, they taught us that adultery is a sin but here we are.
This guys are mocking Christianity.

When they are caught, their followers are quick to remind us that they are Mere men...ordinary human beings. but before they are found out, they men of God! Reverend! Bishops! Or Apostles! They make us save them almost like God on earth (some even slap our daughters calling them witches) God please fight our battle and disgrace more of these crooks.

Women, women, women. Jesus knew the antics of women. No wonder he never contemplated marriage. His ministry and mission would have failed. He did not stay too long either, the ladies could have distracted him. But for Oyakilomeh, the judgement of God will consume all his likes by openly disgracing them. Only the true selfless ministers of God shall remain. One by one they shall all be exposed of their secret sins ranging from financial recklessness, adultery, muscling the poor and further impoverishing them and their flamboyant life style which can make others sin. ...many of their brainwashed followers would be set free. but unfortunately many will still remain in the shackles of foolishness bc they have been over brainwashed. But I pray for you freedom today IJN...be free.

Am just wondering how these crooks still get the crowds that follow them. Omo, mumu too plenty for Niger o. There is one too that calls himself man of God, he usually advertise his ministry appearing in camouflage army uniform. The judgement of God will come upon them all heavily. Pls. Do not be envious of them for their supposedly property, it so that their punishment will be great.

kehindetayo: Our papa is only slapping d evil spirit in her not d girl. Its takes spirit to understand things dat happen in d spirit! Papa go on!

Mad goat that you are. Your papa was only shaping the body and not the spirit. Ignorant fools

SpaceAngel: Don't also forget she is a Mrs

Oh!...bad market.

queenet246: Not really , I meant orgs like FRSC, NSCDC , IMMIGRATION, etc

Some beautiful checks in immigration. FRCN ladies are ugly, most of them fat hipo.

Haya, sorry for the man o. But Rica and Mawr na to fight die o

EverestdeBliu: her name is 'NGOZI'...

...include her phone number

barcanista: Nigeria Security Services boasts p®etty ladies and its not a surprise. Nigerians are beautiful. However, the Military or Police Force is not beauty pageantry nor modelling Agencies. We should allow them face their primary responsibility rather than see them as s3x symbol. This is not romance section

SHAARAPU!

queenet246: Wat of other uniformed organizations in Nigeria. Are there no beautiful officers?

You mean LASTMA?...poo! tue! Pseee, I won vomit.

lestat: Men these are ugly chics... How Dafuq can you compare them to those other chics? Only a blind ignorant person would do so d... Hey I love Nigerian women but seriously our female soldiers are ugly ugoes. Honestly I have seen some female US marines and ol boy exaggeration aside oh but like 8 out of 10 fine. Nigerian female soldiers are usually very ugly like 1 out of 100 are fine this is the reality lets face it haba!!! Why bother comparing when one knows the facts? It the same as someone arguing that the average Nigerian womem isnt over weight or saying Nigerian women care about exercising when we all know the truth

I don't agree with you. Period!

Rich4god: Wait o.... You mean say naija police dey neat reach like this....

My man you need to come to GRA Ikeja at archbishop vanning area. There is this female police traffic warden that is always stationed there. She is slime, tall and fairly dark...omo, this girl fine die!...come see figure. I mostly purposely drive through that area just to say hello to her. ...I one day drove past the light just to see her reaction, she only smiled and said I should always watch out and be careful. but you see those ugly ones would jump in front of your car even when you have not done anything, arresting you for the intention to commit crime.

Salmoneus: If you share my kind of sense of humor yes, not everybody does and that's ok it'd be weird if everyone 'got' me.

Now this is funny

Oklander: All these people are leaders and they are Muslims, who knows how many more Muslims killed by these monsters during that operation, if it had been that one Pastor, a christian leader died in this incident, you will see many posts on nairaland about how Muslims are killing them and how Islam teaches Muslim to kill them. They care not to hear when we say the fact, that the majority killed by these monsters are Muslims. They take it as normal and simply overlook when Imam is killed but turn hypocritical and start ranting when the news is the other way round.

My guy don't blame the xtians. Whether we like it or not BH claim to be fighting for Islam so the death of one christian by BH should arouse unpleasant feelings of the xtians just as it will be if otherwise or even worse situations from the Muslims if BH where to be xtians apologies. You can imagine. The reaction of Muslim brothers in northern Nigeria to the killing of Osama or "blasphemy " against Islam occurring in far away Arab country. Muslims will not only react by talking tough and condemnation, they will go berserk, take to the streets, destroying properties, maiming and killing innocent people. This has happened severally here in Niger especially in the north.

Happy birthday to you my great good friend. I don't use to be your fan until recently. My thought and view of you use to be that of a mischievous canny man from the east. But now, you have successfully cut the curd with me as a straight forward and hard working guy. Please do have a blast today being you day!

tpia1: who sat and watched my infant head when sleeping on my cradle bed, and tears of sweet affection shed

Oh! So it's watched and not wash...you butter children sef, Hmmm na wa o.

Joel3: i don't get you?

Is it not animalistic that the personalities mentioned above were killed gruesomely? Yet no clue as to tracking the killers. This only happen in animal kingdom. Hope you get it now.

Joel3: umm. I was in a train station when a guy walk to me and the next thing he said was. In africa there is no train like this everywhere is bush. And I said not at all he said and you guys live and communicate with animals.? Yes we live and talk with animals.


I also told another lady I am going to nigeria the next thing she said wow I am scared for you I hope the animals don't eat you up.

Sincere for for you. Animals that gobbled up Bola ige, Kudirat Abiola, Funso Williams, the list is endless.

jossi994: White peeps think that Africa is one big country with mud huts everywhere. Whose women expose their breastices and whose men hunt elephants with spears..

Another misconception:they think we are dumb brutes who have no sense.. But person wey sabi us go know say... Our own matter don pass tortoise own

Pls let's be factual. You really can't blame them for the misconceptions overtly . When your Nollywood would mostly use locations with mod and thatched roof houses in their films. When our head of states, presidents and politicians will make foolish decisions all the time by of greed and will usually want to stay put in government even when the citizens are clamouring for them to quit due to obvious miss rules and bad leadership. Worst of all Africans seeking asylum abroad claiming all sorts of disgusting reasons such as inter tribal war, religious clashes, genital mutilation, genocide etc. We Africans are guilty of misleading them.

McWhillion: why my father no discover her and marry her that time, she for be my momcee now.

If your mum come across this your post she go vex for you o.

But seriously,you may not have come into existence as you may be carrying more of your mum's chromosomes. Be happy for whom you mum is regardless of money. "My mother, who sat and wash my infant head
...sings

Weird things are coming from India these days

erad: Can you check pictures on other sites? Why not download a different browser and see if the problem will persist.

Thank so much erad. The trick worked. I can now access pictures. So little and simple but very important to me. Thank you.

erad: Can you check pictures on other sites? Why not download a different browser and see if the problem will persist.

I can download pictures on other sites. I will try your suggestion and get back to you. Thank you so very much

erad: Are you using a system or a mobile device? and what are the sizes of the images you are trying to upload?

I am using a mobile(bbz10) i cant see the logos guys are talking about let alone upload mine. I always loose out when a ppst involves pictures bc I usually cant access them. Thank yoi so very much for trying to help. Looking forward to dorection or advice

erad: Can't understand what you are trying to say.

I mean that i dont see pictures posted on my nairaland acount. I believe i am not doing something correctly.
When pictuers ae posted, i am unable to access them. Please help if you can. Thank you

Someone help me out. I dont get pictures or any form of grapjocs or videos. What is wrong and how can i correct this to be able to participate fully?

ignis: You think so?
That's absolutely impossible. Who is Cameroonian army to defeat the Nigerian Army? Skills and experience aside, let's talk about the size.

Boko harm army am sure is not as big. The size does not matter in war fare. It is strategy and discipline. These skills are what i feel the nigeria milotarylacks

buskie13: I think our govt should hire some of these Cameroonian soldiers......cos they are more dedicated than our niggaz here in green camouflage

Nope. Our problem is curruption in high places.

ignis: I believe the Nigerian Army are much more skillful, experienced and stronger than the Cameroonian army.
The only reason why nigerian army have not been able to wipe out boko haram guys is curruption by the Ogas at the top. Politics have corrupted all system in Nigeria, including the military.

If for any reason Nigeria should clash with cameroon military wise, no doubt nigeroa side will suffer defeit. Same reason of curruption will be govenfor their failure.

The leadee shoud be hunted down. Kudos to the Cameronian gendems.

Vultures everywhere.

Now, Uncle jimi needs to make up his mind if he really wants to do this. I.e play the Nija polotics. It is a game for the thugs, huligans and the rough...not a game for the faint hearts. Now, uncle jimi, time to back out or get ready to be rough!