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NYSC / Re: Faith Ehimare: Nigerian 'Virgin Corper' Brags About Her Purity (Photos) by colizee(m): 7:21pm On Nov 18, 2022
But sukd some Ds
Celebrities / Re: EndSARS: Rename Lekki Tollgate, Make It Free – Actor Alex Ekubo (Photos) by colizee(m): 8:18pm On Oct 20, 2022
Endsars memorial way..... Seems better
Food / Re: Mackerel: How Do I Identify Original From This Fish? by colizee(m): 12:46am On Oct 20, 2022
ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
use your finger to rub the body, if you notice oil! That's the sweet one, the other one have nothing like oil in it

If they put them together won't the oil transfer to the other one? I think that's a risky way to differentiate them, other means of identification should be employed as well.
Romance / Re: Abuja Women Now Book Uber For Sex With The Drivers, Not For Ride (Video) by colizee(m): 3:22pm On Oct 17, 2022
culf:



she can readily get an anonymous guy almost everywhere for sex without paying. Haven't you heard stories of anonymous sex in clubs, transits, fun places etc. Its just some few minutes of gisting and probably few minutes or hours of bonding if all that will be necessary.
I have share a story here about a friend of mine that met a lady on the road while coming to my place, they got talking, came to my place together, I wasn't home so they went back to his place which is close by, condom was exhausted and he went raw, people that are just meeting themselves for the first time. So for a lady, any lady can have anonymous, unplanned sex with the next guy without paying

You may have a point but i strongly believe ritualism has little or nothing to do with this act, Abuja is full of sexually unsatisfied women and they have cliques and want to have a taste of what they here from friends.
Romance / Re: Abuja Women Now Book Uber For Sex With The Drivers, Not For Ride (Video) by colizee(m): 7:03am On Oct 17, 2022
culf:
As a guy, when a lady wants to offer you money for sex, you should think critically about it, because on a normal day, a lady will have so many men around (admirers and even strangers) that wants to get down with her, both married and single, so why will such person pay you for it, something she can easily get anywhere and anytime for free.

Maybe for anonymity
Crime / Re: 2 Women Drugged A Shop Owner & Stole From Her Shop. Caught On CCTV (Pics/Video) by colizee(m): 4:07pm On Oct 13, 2022
Acting
Travel / Re: Floods At Ijeshatedo, Surulere Lagos by colizee(m): 10:50pm On Oct 09, 2022
Street no get name?
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle Frequent Sexual Urge by colizee(m): 8:01am On Oct 09, 2022
As you look for help make sure its not the opposite sex... Or else woh
Romance / Re: Not All 30yrs Old Ladies Were Approached By Serious Men In Their 20's by colizee(m): 10:55am On Oct 07, 2022
mirinder:
simp

Lol.
Romance / Re: Not All 30yrs Old Ladies Were Approached By Serious Men In Their 20's by colizee(m): 1:10pm On Oct 06, 2022
If you are here and you are beautiful in and out and you are looking for a serious relationship and i mean one that can lead to marriage soonest.

Lets have a chat.
Romance / Re: Sex Worker & Her Customer Die In Lagos Building Collapse During Sex by colizee(m): 1:18pm On Sep 26, 2022
Now we know the cause of the collapse l. grin
Food / Re: What Adjustments Have You Made To Cope With The Rising Inflation (Pictures) by colizee(m): 7:15pm On Sep 07, 2022
Betting, God help me. lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Video: How I Was Tortured While In Prison - Lawyer Inibehe Effiong by colizee(m): 7:00pm On Sep 07, 2022
lhordspy:
Attention seeking lawyer.



You disobeyed and talk rudely to a sitting Judge in her Court . Such effontery!


Is the firearm been use on anybody?? Why cant he continue with his client defense instead of creating unnecessary attention diversion of the court.

Or have we ever experience a firearm been fired in the court before?? I dont think so........


Such a fool!

So we have to wait till experience it.
Music/Radio / Re: What Song Are You Listening To Right Now As The Day They Go by colizee(m): 8:12pm On Sep 03, 2022
lucky daye-NWA
Romance / Re: What Is The Highest Amount You Have Paid For Sex? by colizee(m): 11:45am On Aug 29, 2022
LonelyLucifer:


I always commend guys that stay away from free pussy. A free pussy is a dangerous pussy, don't be fooled because there's always a hidden clause somewhere.

Spend your money on clean pussy and make sure you get the worth out of it while it last.

How are you sure its clean bro.... Dey deceive your self.
Health / Re: I Finally Did HIV Test Today by colizee(m): 12:57pm On Aug 25, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Run two more tests

grin grin grin Bros you no believe am? grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainee: Should I Take This Employment Offer? by colizee(m): 6:16pm On Aug 15, 2022
donogaga:


Don't take it bro.

Try and source for funds by all means necessary and leave that Country. I bet you won't regret it.

Source for funds? I don't get it.

As in open a GoFundMe account or what?
Crime / Re: Thief Sprays CCTV Camera With Black Spray But It Slides Off To Show His Face(Vid by colizee(m): 1:01pm On Jul 29, 2022
At least you for wear a mask mumu.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Marries His Husband In The USA. by colizee(m): 4:42pm On Jul 19, 2022
RIP to your ynash.... grin
Religion / Re: Youths Chase Away Preacher For Disturbing Their Sleep In Alagbado, Lagos (Video) by colizee(m): 6:05pm On Jul 12, 2022
God forgive for laughing but this is so funny....
Romance / Re: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Once Madly Inlove With by colizee(m): 8:32am On Jul 05, 2022
There was no light and i didn't have fuel in my generator but this girl no gree me use her laptop charge my phone and we were not quarrelling or anything.

I thought she was joking then i plugged my phone and went out before i come back she don unplug am.

For my own house o, i give am better space.

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Crime / Re: A Guy Raped My Sister by colizee(m): 1:19pm On Jul 04, 2022
If it happened to anyone close to me.... I would low-key murder the bastard.
Politics / Re: Ned Nwoko: Peter Obi Will Be Better Suited As Minister Of Economy by colizee(m): 6:18pm On Jun 21, 2022
Then he will be limited to only what he's being handed.
Politics / Re: History Will Be Made If Tinubu Becomes President – Tanko Yakasai by colizee(m): 12:10pm On Jun 09, 2022
Obviously thats all you old fools care about.... You want your names to be mentioned among great leaders.

But nothing about your leadership is worthy of our praises, may he never smell that seat in Jesus name. I wish there is more i could do than just vote against y'all.
Romance / Re: I've Started Bleaching Coz Girls Like Fair Guys More(photo) by colizee(m): 11:12am On Jun 08, 2022
Bleach on bro...your skin your kidney
Family / Re: I Need Help.... Marriage Counselor In The House by colizee(m): 2:13pm On May 20, 2022
I have a cousin that behaves like her too, whenever she's annoyed she says disrespectful thing's to me my parents and i beat her almost every time it happens.

Irrelevant things annoys her, she doesn't like to be scolded yet she makes stupid mistakes. When you try to correct her she yells so i beat her. She'll be 18 this year.

Why i my bringing this up?

I'm just scared she might turn me to a wife beater, but honestly thats the only language she understands. And i hate that fact.
Romance / Re: My Girl Wants Me To Get My Own Apartment Or She Leaves by colizee(m): 10:56am On May 11, 2022
I swear na better girl be that.... She actually wants the best for you and believes in you even you gan dey doubt yourself.

She wants you to man up. Bro man up double your efforts and be better, even if she eventually lives you no relent. Push harder....
Politics / Re: Transgender Community In Abuja Protests Against FG (Photo, Video) by colizee(m): 10:03pm On May 02, 2022
Where is UNKNOWN GUNMEN when you need them...

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: I Will Open An OnlyFans Page And Serve Nigerians Ikwerre Styles by colizee(m): 6:33pm On May 02, 2022
Nah today?

Olosho nah Olosho abeg.
Crime / Re: Two Missing After Visiting Online Girlfriend In Calabar by colizee(m): 6:12am On Apr 28, 2022
Antimarraige:
Hmmm I'm scared oh because I'm going to see one divorced lady in ajah tomorrow, after we have had video sex multiple times I'm going to taste the real thing and she said I'm spending the night, God guide my steps oh

Modified: anyway I took the bull by the horns because that püssy is too wet and juicy to resist. But everywhere looks safe at least to my observation, it's an estate and no red alert,I saw other neighbors too, I've shared my location too and she's aware so no go-slow, we fire on.


Badt guy!
Politics / Re: Confusion As Thief Carts Away $75,000 At APC Headquarters by colizee(m): 8:04pm On Apr 27, 2022
Nah that thief i go like vote for....well done niggar
Crime / Re: Two Missing After Visiting Online Girlfriend In Calabar by colizee(m): 6:53pm On Apr 27, 2022
Antimarraige:
Hmmm I'm scared oh because I'm going to see one divorced lady in ajah tomorrow, after we have had video sex multiple times I'm going to taste the real thing and she said I'm spending the night, God guide my steps oh


Give us update ASAP... grin

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