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PoliticsRe: Wole Soyinka Blasts Trump Policies by colizee(m): 3:04pm On Apr 10, 2025
You better remain silent on political matters and stop tarnishing what's left of your.
HealthRe: How Do You Take Your Drugs? (photo) by colizee(m): 2:04pm On Apr 07, 2025
Malaria drug no send your method o

The funny thing is some people practice no. 6 and still get healed. 😂
TravelRe: Man, Wife, Four Relatives Die In Accident Along Abuja-Lokoja Highway by colizee(m): 7:49pm On Apr 01, 2025
Probz:
Is this a laughing matter to you?
No it's not. That was stupid of me.
TravelRe: Man, Wife, Four Relatives Die In Accident Along Abuja-Lokoja Highway by colizee(m): 4:33pm On Apr 01, 2025
The name of that town is preposterous cheesy
CrimeRe: Mob Kills 16 Travelers In Edo Over False Kidnapping Allegation by colizee(m): 8:14pm On Mar 28, 2025
This is a lesson to them and others why would they be travelling with weapons. There is a possibility of those weapons being used for criminal activities.
TravelRe: 60 Killed As U.S Airlines Plane Crashes Into Helicopter In Washington (Video) by colizee(m): 7:48am On Jan 30, 2025
Nigerians and unconfirmed news
CelebritiesRe: I Will Prove My Transformation – Bobrisky Reacts To Trump’s Two-gender Policy by colizee(m): 4:49pm On Jan 22, 2025
You get prick abi yiu no get?
RomanceRe: I Dated A Married Woman Once, And We Were Caught by colizee(m): 9:46am On Jan 18, 2025
Funniest post I've read this year 🤣😂🤣🤣

If this is real, bro just forget anything relationship 😂
CrimeRe: Musician Speed Darlington Files ₦‎300 Million Suit Against Police IG by colizee(m): 8:09pm On Jan 06, 2025
So like play like play akpi do detty December inside jail.
CrimeRe: Congolese Man Lost His Life To Gym Instructor Who Slept With His Fiancée. by colizee(m): 7:36pm On Jan 02, 2025
You no carry kala....you no sabi fight you go carry fight go meet person wey be sey nah him hobby.
PoliticsRe: "I Do Not Take Pleasure In Inflicting Pain On Nigerians" - Tinubu by colizee(m): 1:46pm On Dec 15, 2024
But he does it anyways 🤣
EducationRe: PCI Foundation Splashes N2.7m Gift To Best Graduating Student From Togo Universi by colizee(m): 9:43pm On Nov 21, 2024
Most people don't even like indomie that much, it's just what they can afford most times.
EducationRe: Female Student Bites Off Schoolmate’s Tongue Over Food In Umuahia by colizee(m): 12:08am On Oct 27, 2024
I was wondering how she was able to reach the girls tongue with her teeth? Like how did the victim allow that happen?

Then i realised that grabbing the neck and choking the victim could have made her bring out her tongue.

That girl is a monster!!!
CrimeRe: Lifeless Body Of Unknown Lady Found In Asaba (Graphic Photos) by colizee(m): 5:36pm On Oct 25, 2024
Looks like a snake bite on her cheek
Foreign AffairsRe: Hacked Electronic Billboards In Chicago Display Anti-Israel Message by colizee(m): 12:07pm On Oct 17, 2024
EmperorCaesar:
cheesy

Saner Clime and the Cyber security is this weak and horrible

A very very overrated Country


Dem hack una billboard

White worshippers would defend this too...They'd deny the hack
You must be a fool

You are In a country where official govt sites are hijacked every now and then. You are here ranting nonsense.
HealthRe: Ani Chisom: Man Commits Suicide Over Refusal Of His Boss To Settle Him by colizee(m): 12:30pm On Oct 16, 2024
What if after all this, you reach where you dey go you see say dem no dey allow spirits commot go take revenge

And karma no really dey exist. undecided
CareerRe: Why Are My Southern Brethren Resigning From The Federal Civil Service Jobs by colizee(m): 11:17am On Oct 15, 2024
Greed and discontentment.
RomanceRe: Lady Who Took Mattress After Unpaid Hookup Gets N500K and Sewing Machine (Pics) by colizee(m): 11:43pm On Sep 26, 2024
Side hustle: Tailor
Main Hustle : Hook-up
FashionRe: The Trend Of Selling Fake Nyash: What’s Your Take? by colizee(m): 3:45pm On Sep 26, 2024
They should start making fake Gbola for men too...make we dey deceive eachother dey go like that.
PoliticsRe: Edo Governorship Election Was Widely Peaceful, Says US by colizee(m): 8:38am On Sep 26, 2024
aswani:
So why are "senior Biafran ministers" currently running around capitol Hill taking pictures with various US senators?
Probably planning to use a greater evil or ally to tackle a lesser one, which has never gone well in the past because eventually they will become their puppets. Then the cycle continues.
PoliticsRe: Edo Governorship Election Was Widely Peaceful, Says US by colizee(m): 12:31am On Sep 25, 2024
So annoying, we don't need their approval, or unsolicited advice or congratulations
They've never meant well for us as a nation.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Narrates How She Found Out Her Kids Father Is Into Men (video) by colizee(m): 10:15am On Aug 31, 2024
All these homo self....see fine girl chaii
PoliticsRe: Why Internet Was Disrupted During Protests — TELCOs by colizee(m): 10:46am On Aug 04, 2024
Why isn't there pictures of the protesters in the act or even the aftermath pictures.

Liars
PoliticsRe: Pandemonium In Borno As Immigration Officer Shoots Himself During Protest by colizee(m): 12:19am On Aug 03, 2024
If they can accidentally shoot themselves, who you be wey no go accidentally collect.
RomanceRe: Do Men Prefer Dating Bigger Girls? by colizee(m): 8:08am On Jul 07, 2024
Me I like them skinny, and 95% of the men I know either married a skinny lady or want to marry one.

So yeah I think most men wouldn't want to end up with a chubby lady, we fear they will grow out of shape in the future.

But they will definitely date you. For men like that to marry you, you have to be wonderfully exceptional Or probably wealthy.
FoodRe: After Working In My Groundnut Farm I Bought Fura Da Nono (cow Milk) #500 (video) by colizee(m): 10:37am On Jul 06, 2024
Cholera oooo
CultureRe: Masquerades Flog Girl While Boyfriend Helplessly Tries To Save Her (Video) by colizee(m): 9:02pm On Jun 30, 2024
dawnomike:
Any mumu masquerade(s) that tries this with my Sis, Mum, Wife, daughter, niece,cousin or a babe I truly care about... Will land in JAIL when the hype clear!!!
Jail? I go first use punch finish him life
HealthRe: Does Hunger Affect Man's Erection? by colizee(m): 11:44pm On Jun 28, 2024
Sapasenator:
Nope, why do you think poor people have the most kids.

As a matter of fact, a poor person does not deserve an erection, the mere having of an erection should be tantamount to the commission of a crime when poor, we are too populated.
Some people can be poor and still feed well.
PoliticsRe: US Lawmakers Write Biden, Demand He Rescues Tigran Gambaryan From Nigeria by colizee(m): 9:26pm On Jun 05, 2024
Let them exchange prisoners hushpuppy for him
BusinessRe: Lady Shares "What She Ordered" Vs "What She Got" (pics/video) by colizee(m): 11:23pm On May 28, 2024
santaclaws:
If not for her ignorance, the dimensions were written there and she'd have known it was a miniature item...

43 cm length is about 16 inches which is just a little bigger than a long ruler. Next time, check specifications well before ordering. tongue
One of the reasons why mathematics is compulsory for all students. But I'm sure she never payed attention to it.
PhonesRe: The RS4 Gaming Phone And Itel Mobile’s Rise - Mister Mobility by colizee(m): 9:21am On May 28, 2024
PaulCyrus01:
Ok, can it play COD for 8hrs straight?
Baba why you go won play game for 8hrs straight?
CrimeRe: Lady Confronts New User Of Her Stolen Phone After Tracking It (Video) by colizee(m): 8:42am On May 17, 2024
"My phone now don break" no be you dey drag am since?

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