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Crime / Re: Gihan Mbelu Found Dead Inside His Car (VGC Chairman) by colizee(m): 6:26pm On Apr 28
Whenever Nigerian police release statements like "investigation is ongoing" ,"investigation have started"....i go crazy, you don't even have what it takes to carry out proper investigations.

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Crime / Re: Cocaine Trafficking: Two Drug Dealers Sentenced To Life Imprisonment by colizee(m): 12:55pm On Apr 28
Drug addicts dey try o.... places wey the drugs dey enter no be hear o grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Bans Men From Getting Passports, Tells EU To Deport Its Men by colizee(m): 12:14am On Apr 26
Omo! imagine being forced to come and die.
Celebrities / Re: Men Are Asking For DNA Test To Run From Responsibility - Actress Mary Njoku by colizee(m): 3:56pm On Apr 20
eazzzy1:
If churches will not wed couples until they see a genotype test and pregnancy test, the same rules of should be extended of not christening a child until there’s proof of paternity.




You will never lack!!!
You will live long!!!

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Education / Re: NELFUND Says BVN Mandatory For Student Loans, Targets 1.2 Million Beneficiaries by colizee(m): 8:12am On Apr 19
Their loan fit train me for covenant? If mot make them gettout.
Crime / Re: What It Means When The Court Grants Bail In The Sum Of N20m Or Any Other Amount by colizee(m): 9:17pm On Apr 17
Available9:
Please educate them

Let me add my voice

Granting someone bail at any amount simply means that the person who will stand as surety to the accused must be ready to pay that amount when the accused runs away before the conclusion of the case, meaning the surety is not even paying any money before the release of the accused...even cubana doesn't know the meaning of bail, hence he wouldn't have posted that "money na water "...no one paid any money...it is simply a condition should the accused runs away


I bet 99.9 % of nairalanders do not know this

I also bet you just learnt it...thanks for sharing though.
Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity Breakup Pained You The Most?(pix) by colizee(m): 4:02pm On Apr 13
Chris brown and Rihanna

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Politics / Re: Obidients Declare Operation One Borehole Project Per Community In Support Of Obi by colizee(m): 12:23pm On Apr 13
Joshintua:
Noted, how many communities will it cover and will it be throughout the country??

Who this one dey ask?

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Politics / Re: IKEDC Unveils Lagos Areas Getting 20-24 Hours Power Supply by colizee(m): 12:12pm On Apr 04
Kusu12:


They are not talking about your Agulu fraudster, serial party defector and fake messiah loser!

Hope your papa dey enjoy the economy sha....if not nah ogun go kill you.

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Politics / Re: Igbos Can Only Get Presidency Through APC – Ex-Senator, Utazi by colizee(m): 12:45pm On Apr 02
Another tactics to keep APC in power....e no go better for unah

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Romance / Re: Conjoined Twins Abby And Brittany Hensel Get Married To An Army Veteran (video) by colizee(m): 12:43am On Mar 30
I wish i could talk to them, I've got a lot of questions to ask them.

Which of them really owns the Vag?
Who feels the excitement of sex?, it has to be a one brain thing, but here we have two.....so many questions.
Romance / Re: Ecosexuality: The Latest Sexual Orientation.( Pics) by colizee(m): 6:46am On Mar 24
Story changes after they get hit with a good diiik
Education / Re: It's Only In Madonna University That Girls Graduate As Virgins - Founder, Edeh by colizee(m): 9:52am On Mar 21
How did he come to that conclusion?
Crime / Re: Drug Lord Tossed Into Sea With Anchor For Stealing Gang's 450lb Cocaine (photos) by colizee(m): 7:14pm On Mar 19
Dundalk:
sad

How can someone survive this..

This is terrible..

angry

Nigga the idea wasn't for him to survive it.

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Phones / Re: Internet Outage To Last For 3 Weeks, As Glo 1 Remains Unaffected by colizee(m): 7:16am On Mar 17
Glo? Taaaaaa!

I rather endure this bad service for a few days than experience it for the rest of my life with glo!
Politics / Re: US Court Orders Ex-Binance CEO, Changpeng Zhao To Surrender All Passports by colizee(m): 7:29am On Mar 14
HugeElephant:
Crypto is just another elaborate pyramid scheme and a scam. What stupid coins are you buying or trading, what gave it a value?

Before you argue,remember MMM

Ignoramus don drop quote

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Business / Re: Herbert Wigwe Surviving Children Show Strength At Funeral For Parents (photo) by colizee(m): 8:57pm On Mar 09
Don't get me wrong but that boy is made.

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Politics / Re: Rich Nigerians Are Not Tribalistic, Only The Poor Ones Are- Isaac Fayose (Video) by colizee(m): 8:16am On Mar 08
Ignoramus

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Health / Re: What Helps You Sleep At Night? by colizee(m): 7:58am On Mar 01
1.Knowing I'm ok financially
2.Good sex

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Sports / Re: Nigerian Supporters Club Still On The Road From Ivory Coast, Bus Spoils In Ghana by colizee(m): 11:19am On Feb 25
If this one's finally enter the country and see the prices of things, them go think say dem spend 15 years for the journey 😂🤣😂
Politics / Re: Even If A Cup Of Garri Goes For ₦1000, I Will Vote Tinubu Come 2027 by colizee(m): 6:54pm On Feb 12
drlateef:




Agreed. And the Igbo business people trying to hoard dollars as they promised after losing elections, they will see pepper.

Bastard still blaming Igbos grin grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Tinubu To Land In Abidjan For Nigeria V Cote D'ivoire by colizee(m): 9:08pm On Feb 09
We go lose this match o, chai.
Politics / Re: Make Rich Nigerians Explain Source Of Wealth Or Forfeit It To Government; Ndume by colizee(m): 8:20pm On Jan 30
If this statement is directed to Government officials only, it would not be a problem to me.... Bunch of Criminals.
Family / Re: If Your Grandma Slaps Your Mum In Your Presence What Will You Do? by colizee(m): 6:52pm On Jan 24
Face my front

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Politics / Re: We’re Determined To Establish Peace In South-east – Tinubu by colizee(m): 10:33am On Dec 30, 2023
This country is a scam... there can never be unity, the Muslims will never allow that. You can choose to be ignorant.

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Health / Re: Most Promiscuous Nigerian Men May Go Raw As The Price Of Condom Skyrockets by colizee(m): 10:55am On Dec 06, 2023
tochez24:


Women are not that hard to have sex with♂️

Once you shower a girl you like with care, attention and a little token here and there for food, body cream and the rest.

You will be amazed on how she will be relaxed and very comfortable with you!!!! Once a girl become comfortable with you as a guy, you can do nasty things with her you know without even dating or spending much on her.

It's only sugar daddies that don't have that time that are probably spending 50k to knack a girl🙄

Make unah no let my smallie wey i dey manage see this one abeg.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 90,000 Schoolgirls Aged 10 To 19 Fall Pregnant In 2023 - South African Minister by colizee(m): 1:28am On Dec 01, 2023
saintbillion:

Take a look. Going to class to see such girls everyday as a male teacher. Watch some girls call me pedophile for this

If i schooled in south Africa, I'm not i would like to graduate.
Sports / Re: Katia Bissonnette: Female Boxer Withdraws From Tournament Over Transgender Rival by colizee(m): 10:47pm On Nov 23, 2023
Run for your life
Politics / Re: Photos Of Olusegun Obasanjo: Now And Then by colizee(m): 12:38pm On Nov 18, 2023
Where all that muscle go?

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Health / Re: I'm Afraid I Might Have HIV by colizee(m): 9:04pm On Oct 31, 2023
I just entered Google and read that you can be infected with HIV and not know for years, up to 10 years ?

I have to get tested ASAP
Family / Re: Help! My Wife Doesn’t Enjoy Sex by colizee(m): 5:35pm On Oct 22, 2023
Maybe she has reoccurring yeast infection.
Travel / Re: "I Feel So Lonely & Sad" Nigerian Lady Residing In Canada Weeps (pic/video) by colizee(m): 10:54am On Oct 22, 2023
Them dey pay you abi dem nor dey pay you? Abeg getat

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