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Phones / Re: Please Recommend A Good Phone Between 60k - 70k Naira? by colizee(m): 2:07pm On May 08, 2021
My advice go for OPPO, you will never regret I swear.

Tecno, infinix bla bla...Oga when wahala start you go tire.
Phones / Re: I Need A Phone With Sharp Camera With Good Battery Life For 50k by colizee(m): 9:29am On May 05, 2021
Just look for oppo....any oppo bro
Education / Re: Chiwueze Kingsley: Missing IMSU Student Found Dead (Graphic Photo) by colizee(m): 9:21am On May 02, 2021
9 out of 10 times there is a missin person case in Nigeria it ends in he or she being found Dead.
Travel / Re: Trailer Loses Brake In Imo, Crushes 20 Women To Death (Photos) by colizee(m): 7:54pm On May 01, 2021
See mothers wey come look for weytin family go chop.... God Which kind wahala be this.
Health / Re: NAFDAC Approves Pfizer-Biotech COVID-19 Vaccine For Use In Nigeria by colizee(m): 1:28pm On May 01, 2021
iamyemiakins:
I'm very sure NAFDAC didn't assess or analyse the vaccine, na just foreign assessment and analysis dem go copy

Exactly copy and paste.
Business / Re: Which Business Can I Start With N60,000? by colizee(m): 3:03pm On Apr 25, 2021
9gel:
Put six (6)girls for road!
Trust me they bring massive returns daily.. �

You well
Politics / Re: Buhari: "I Am In London Taking A Short Rest" by colizee(m): 5:08pm On Apr 08, 2021
Rest in peace
Celebrities / Re: Celebrity Friends Who Have Parted Ways by colizee(m): 1:29pm On Apr 03, 2021
Friends with benefits...

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Protest Over Unpaid Allowances, Obsolete Equipment In Borno by colizee(m): 4:30pm On Mar 27, 2021
If soldiers enter street dey protest who Dem send to go calm the situation? Just asking.
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With My Boss At The Office by colizee(m): 3:42pm On Mar 21, 2021
Quit your job and tell her why you want to quit.

If she wants you too then you're good, if not... tongue

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Family / Re: I Resigned From Work In Lagos, Relocated To Abuja To Be With My Girl & Get A Job by colizee(m): 3:36pm On Mar 21, 2021
Switchman you no wise at all. You should have left that house by now.
Politics / Re: Uzodimma Names Federal Secretariat/PH Road After President Buhari (Photos) by colizee(m): 5:15pm On Mar 16, 2021
Fro m one stupid Governor to another.... Who swear for imo state abeg?

Of all people nah buhari this idiot see name our road! Chai!
Religion / Re: Mike Davids: I Received Instructions From God To Apologize To Apostle Suleman by colizee(m): 1:47pm On Mar 11, 2021
zangaozanga:
This one don cash out

No be small cash out ooo!
Politics / Re: Amotekun Intercepts 16 Armed Hausa Men In Oyo by colizee(m): 7:06pm On Mar 09, 2021
Difrent:


No mind them.
These guys looks like hunters going for game in a large forest (igbo nla) . For goodness's sake this is the peak of hunting season and the old oyo national park is a very good for hunting . Theres so much misinformation these days that it takes wisdom not to fall for misinformation. If after investigation they were found to be innocent hunters going to hunt and are released the narrative will be that they are favoured.....thats how they always tag everyone in a trailer following his goods down south as almajiri .one thing for sure truth will always prevail.

Hunting you say, how will a group of people arm themselves, travel several miles away from their land to another man's land to hunt without permission?
Politics / Re: Wakili Relaxing At The Police Station (Photo) by colizee(m): 1:05pm On Mar 09, 2021
So this is the bandit?....
Politics / Re: Soldiers Arrest 5 Fulani Suspects With Vehicle Load Of Rifles In Abuja by colizee(m): 10:09pm On Mar 07, 2021
Waste those bastards!!!
Crime / Re: Police Raid Anambra Homosexuals’ Hotel Party, Arrest Scores by colizee(m): 10:05pm On Mar 07, 2021
So many gay Men in Anambra tufiaaa!

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Politics / Re: Wike: I Can Walk Around Rivers State Without Security Because I Have Performed by colizee(m): 5:08pm On Mar 05, 2021
Try am

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TV/Movies / Re: ‘Coming 2 America’: Davido Invited To View His Hollywood Debut Movie by colizee(m): 3:19pm On Mar 05, 2021
So he is watching it from his home mtcheeew!
Crime / Re: ACF Back Order To Shoot Herdsmen Carrying AK-47s by colizee(m): 7:14am On Mar 05, 2021
This is the best thing this idiot has don in since he came into power.
Career / Re: 15k Salary As A Graduate: How Are You Coping? by colizee(m): 7:12am On Mar 05, 2021
You people will start an interesting topic and later use your grammar to confuse me.... Which one is 15k sometimes 100k at myself and kept pondering?... I don't get.
Education / Re: Ado-Ekiti Poly Rector Accused Of Investing N1Bn Lecturers Salaries In Bitcoin by colizee(m): 8:01pm On Mar 03, 2021
Please o! CBN for their sake abeg remove the crypto ban.
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy To Perform At 2021 Grammy Awards Ceremony by colizee(m): 2:00pm On Mar 03, 2021
Bluethong1:
Awwwww my crush!




I love you from afar OluwaBurna

Aliens and paw paw.... The female version grin grin
Crime / Re: Hunter Shot Girlfriend In Private Parts For Cheating In Imo by colizee(m): 10:46pm On Mar 01, 2021
Franzinni:
This dude done caught an L over some dumb shit....guys still talking red pill blue pill simp alpha talk ...it's time to wake you self da funk up! They done got this dude all up in in PTSD mode, now he done shot someone fo pusee.


Hell No!

Americana we done see you.....and you never smell Yankee o ��
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce From Kanye West by colizee(m): 10:55pm On Feb 19, 2021
How does that affect the price of BTC?
Family / Re: Enugu Witch Doctor Dies In Grave While Exhuming Body Of ‘Maltreated’ Housewife by colizee(m): 10:47pm On Feb 19, 2021
Enugu I hail o.... Unah too Sabi juju.

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Celebrities / Re: Temi Otedola: "Stretch Marks Are So Beautiful" by colizee(m): 12:22am On Feb 10, 2021
Sharrap.... Because you have it scattered all over your body abi.
Celebrities / Re: "My Boyfriend Handed Me This Immediately After Sex, I Am Losing My Mind" - Lady by colizee(m): 12:17am On Feb 09, 2021
Dumbass
Crime / Re: My Boyfriend Drugged And Raped Me. by colizee(m): 12:25am On Feb 08, 2021
richmond500:
Some people don't need to be humans.

U see an unconscious lady and ur dik stand, raped her and left.

Jesus Christ, I don't care if I go to hell but if I see some persons with me in same chamber in hell, I will protest. Me as a fornicator can't share same hell with a rapist.
OP, u dont have to report him to any police.

Here is what u will do, try talk to him and ask why he raped u, make sure u have hidden camera or a voice recorder, record everything he said without him knowing it.
Find all those street touts, play the record to them and ask them to do whatever they feel with him, dont feel remorse no matter what happened to him after that.

Only God forgives people, u are not God, but it will be wise to send him to God

Oil dey your head boss...
Events / Re: Why Do People Say Good Things About The Deceased? by colizee(m): 9:35pm On Feb 07, 2021
Maybe cos of the fear of being haunted by them.
Romance / Re: The Silhouette Challenge And The Unnecessary Hype by colizee(m): 6:29pm On Feb 02, 2021
OP it's not just the dark body that is causing wahala.... It's what they are doing with the dark body... or you no see that one?

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