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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Is Nigeria Not Using The Hourly Payment System? by colizee(m): 6:53pm On Sep 01, 2021
Please I don't want to find out how much they pay me per hour oooo...... I fit cry �
Politics / Re: Hadi Sirika: Nigeria To Start Production Of Airplanes Before 2023 by colizee(m): 11:15am On Aug 26, 2021
Okay
Health / Re: Garri: This Is Poisonous To My Body by colizee(m): 8:11pm On Aug 21, 2021
Lostchild:


My body cannot stand the cyanide inside the Cassava root (garri)

I love our soup but I am looking for what to used to replace garri

I don't like pounded yam.
Tuwo is impossible for me
Akpu is the evil brother of garri
Starch is impposicant

Which one is semo-lina?

Have you tried amala? how is the taste look like ?




Try Amala made with unripe and sundried plantain

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Programming / Re: Why Leaving Nigeria Must Be Your Utmost Priority As A Programmer by colizee(m): 1:25pm On Aug 19, 2021
Bor this message right here is deep, thanks for this.
Crime / Re: Philips Nonny, Effeminate Man Beaten In Lagos (Photos) by colizee(m): 10:33am On Aug 18, 2021
Even if you didn't create yourself, why try to dress like the other gender?

Them for commot your front teeth join... Nonsense.
Celebrities / Re: Kidney, Heart Failure: Rich Oganiru 'Azu' In Hospital Bed Begging (Video) by colizee(m): 7:22pm On Aug 11, 2021
What type of occupational hazard do these guys expose themselves to....?

Even people wey work for Chernobyl no die reach like this. undecided undecided undecided
Politics / Re: "Please Forgive Us" - Boko Haram Commanders Beg Nigerians (Pictures) by colizee(m): 10:54am On Aug 10, 2021
Nonsense... I'm sure they can't even read what's written on the cardboard.
Nairaland / General / Re: How Can I Boost My Confidence. Help!!!!! by colizee(m): 12:45pm On Aug 02, 2021
Work out bro...... Wake up early, go for jugging.

I promise you in no time you will feel ontop of the world.


I no sey make you go carry weight o!!!.... Work out!!! there is a difference.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Traveling Is My Hobby..i Want A Job That Entails Traveling. by colizee(m): 3:40pm On Jul 27, 2021
Have you tried The Young shall grow motors, or Okeyson motors?

I get their contact o, they seriously need drivers now.
Business / Re: Illegal Debiting! Help by colizee(m): 4:40pm On Jul 22, 2021
I would have emptied the account and closed it after the first debit before anything else.

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Family / Re: MY Experience With Very Stingy Parents.... Share Yours... by colizee(m): 7:46pm On Jul 17, 2021
Man up and show them that you can be responsible, that giving you extra cash won't spoil you. They have to earn your trust.... But now wey you don dey play bet, you sure say you fit stop like this?
Phones / Re: What Is The Most Used Application On Your Phone? by colizee(m): 9:13am On Jul 09, 2021
TeamLeader:



Bro pls how can I access Twitter thru the VPN abeg

Download CTvpn it's free
Career / Re: My Brother's Company Takes Him To Court Because He Resigned by colizee(m): 10:10am On Jun 29, 2021
He should look for a very influential media personality and relate everything to him or her, when dey start dragging the company's name online they will have a rethink.
Sports / Re: Jude Ighalo's Wife, Sonia, Congratulates Him On Birth Of His Baby From Another by colizee(m): 2:58pm On Jun 19, 2021
Ighalo is doing well.....

Money stop nonsense.

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Romance / Re: Fauiza And Jonathan’s Wedding: Igbo Man Marries Fulani Woman (Pictures) by colizee(m): 10:43am On Jun 19, 2021
Nah so this one take go
Car Talk / Re: Doctor Laments As Car Disappears In Abuja Market by colizee(m): 1:14pm On Jun 17, 2021
“I came out and realised that my car was no longer at the spot, where I parked it; I thought I forgot where I parked it, so I went around the market to check for it and I asked people around, but they claimed that they didn’t see any car there.

No be juju be that?

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Health / Re: Hallitosis(Mouth Odour) Has Finished Me; Pls Help A Brother by colizee(m): 11:26am On Jun 13, 2021
From now on brush at least 3 times a day. morning afternoon and night.

Rinse with diluted hydrogen peroxide and remember to gargle.

Eat apple regularly.

I give you one weak your problem will be solved.

If not? go see a doctor.

And i also suggest you use close up or MacLean (or anyone similar), herbal paste don't do it for me.

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Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu: I Was Pained When Imade Took Davido’s Surname by colizee(m): 7:34pm On Jun 02, 2021
What stops you from adding MoModu to the list of her names?
Travel / Re: Fuel Tanker Explodes On Otedola Bridge, Lagos-Ibadan Expressway by colizee(m): 3:22pm On May 28, 2021
Something mysterious is happening on that bridge and needs to be investigated thoroughly....
Celebrities / Re: Shatta Wale Shades Davido: I Don't Use My Father's Money For Hype by colizee(m): 9:40pm On May 22, 2021
What is this one saying, does a person like davido still needs his father's money?

With his projects and shows he can afford anything and more.

he didn't let his dad's wealth get into his head, he hustled his way to the top.

Lastly, no amount of money can buy your way to the level he is, even if you tried you couldn't last this long.
Shatta can jealous all he wants, Davido has consistently proven to possess real talent.
Career / Re: My Current State Of Mind by colizee(m): 5:23pm On May 21, 2021
DropsMic:
I know a guy who was once in your shoes.. All his friends were doing the usual yahoo but the dude said NO to it... He was Honest, hardworking and a very hopeful Nigerian.
Last i heard he is now a crack addict and a pain on everybody's behind. I guess depression pushed him to drugs

Life no balance....
Crime / Re: Rape Allegation: Tife Sues Sansa, His Ex-girlfriend For ₦100 Million by colizee(m): 3:20pm On May 17, 2021
Baba how much last, cos the money too much o!
Celebrities / Re: CCTV Video: Yung6ix Car Robbed. His Laptops, Money And Mixtapes Gone by colizee(m): 12:41pm On May 17, 2021
Depressed101:
Na so so this wan take dey trend grin if dem nor theif you Gucci belt, them go hack your blockchain, or still your laptop, now them don still your properties wey dey your car, loser, abeg find another thing take trend your dead music career or meet erigga make e cut soap for you

Are you okay?
I mean what type of slowpoke are you?
Don't you feel the pain in his voice? are you that stupid?
Health / Re: Man Poisoned, Dies On His Birthday (Disturbing Photos, Video) by colizee(m): 10:03am On May 16, 2021
Person don die you still dey cap nonsense, cultism kill unah there.

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Romance / Re: “This Lady Inside The Bus Was Rubbing My Leg” – Man Narrates His Ordeal by colizee(m): 8:56am On May 14, 2021
Where's the lady?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigeria Urges Israel & Palestine To See Reason & De-Escalate by colizee(m): 3:03pm On May 13, 2021
Zygosis:

May Allah destroy Zionist and all it supporter

Baba your 'Allah' can't do me nothing, I have a supreme God wey him no fit try, his name is JEHOVAH.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigeria Urges Israel & Palestine To See Reason & De-Escalate by colizee(m): 2:59pm On May 13, 2021
Even Nigerian government dey chase clout.

Useless government

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigeria Urges Israel & Palestine To See Reason & De-Escalate by colizee(m): 2:55pm On May 13, 2021
Zygosis:
May Allah turn Muslims into his religion with beautiful turning.
May He destroy all enemies of Islam

All you know is destruction.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Death Toll In Gaza Jumps To 83 by colizee(m): 2:53pm On May 13, 2021
shogsman:
Nairaland is home to the most stupid set of people in this country,you stupid nonentity that keep cheering for Israel,this is what they have done in the last 4 days ,dozens of children murdered for nothing.
If you are okay with this may your wards end up just like this children very soon, I'm Christian by the way

May their souls rest in peace, but you see 'christian' all what these people know is war and destruction they have never been a peaceful group(only peaceful among themselves), let them have a taste of their own medicine. They fired the first shots, Israel is only retaliating and it's not as if the children where targeted, it's just unfortunate.

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Crime / Re: Jennifer Chinemerem: Nekede Poly Student Beaten To Death By Her Boyfriend (Photo by colizee(m): 4:36pm On May 10, 2021
Rip
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uduak-Frank Akpan's Compound Where Iniobong Umoren Was Murdered, Buried (photos) by colizee(m): 2:16pm On May 08, 2021
Flexherbal:
What type of punishment do you think is good for this kind of person?



#JusticeForHinyUmoren

Go to his village arrest everyone make them do six months for jail, hang his immediate family while he watch.

And sentence him to life in prison.

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