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Crime / Re: Gang Kept 14-Year-Old Girl As Sex Slave In Bauchi, Arrested By Police by colizee(m): 9:48pm On Sep 15, 2020
Why hide their faces....this country no balance
Crime / Re: Man Jailed For N37.6m Fraud, Releasing Woman’s Nude Photos by colizee(m): 8:40pm On Sep 12, 2020
pocohantas:


Nudes can be used to blackmail, because I don’t think a married woman will just give a 21yrs old boy 36m. He obviously had something on her.

The 36m wasn't for blackmail, she was scammed off it.... from the story I read it was meant for a "non existing business" , the 36m is just half of what she lost...One Alfa like that collect the rest.
Family / Re: My Parents Are Forcing Me To Get Married While I'm Not Ready & Financially Fit by colizee(m): 11:03pm On Aug 27, 2020
Sorry oo....to have such selfish parents
Family / Re: I Look Too Young And I Find It Hard To Relate With People by colizee(m): 6:30pm On Aug 23, 2020
I bet you are a Wizkid fan grin
Properties / Re: Fire Breaks Out In LASTMA Yard, Guts 11 Impounded Vehicles by colizee(m): 8:36pm On Aug 14, 2020
Gbese re o!!!
Events / Re: Slay Queen Buried In A Manhood-Shaped Coffin In Ghana by colizee(m): 9:08pm On Jul 21, 2020
The maker of the coffin is talented though
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Miccom Cables Calling by colizee(m): 8:25am On Jul 19, 2020
Good day guys, What materials are you guys reading for it?
Crime / Re: US Department Of Justice Charges Hushpuppi With Money Laundering by colizee(m): 8:15am On Jul 04, 2020
Jkyoung:
I type this with tears in my eyes. I decided to share say this here because if I need somebody to hear my voice, as I approach my end.
If I write this on Facebook, family and friends will see it and panic will set in, I don't want that. Devoid of our differences, Nairaland is also family to me.
The choices I made in life are mine, but the forces at work are overwhelming. I was weak to their manipulations.
All I ever wanted was to be an Engineer, to make mama proud and take care of my siblings.
Believe me I have Love in my heart. I wanted to just be a better version of myself but nothing seems to work.
When it seems like I am making a little progress, my desires are there to remind me that I am only but a prisoner.
It appears to me that I was created a failure. I failed my family once again, myself, Society and God almighty.
Now I am not afraid of death, I am only sad as I picture the face of Mama, Papa, Brothers and sisters crying while I lay motionless oblivious of everything( I know I will surely hear their wailing from the other side)
I don't want to be judged, but that isn't really my choice to make.
The next 3 weeks will be very crucial to my existence, if I survive it, then I will know that I will grow old and reach 95( I have always told anyone that cares to listen that I will live to 95).
I know they are not reading this now, and nobody that knows me personally is; I just want to tell mom that I love her. To dad; All I wanted was to make him proud. To my brothers and lovely sisters: I love you guys, take care of mom and dad and succeed where I have failed.
To my Nairaland family, God bless you all. I will miss the Afonja's, Igbos, Nyamiris, Brown roofs, red mud, Arewa's(do they even have any special insulting name like the rest of us?)Lala and his snakes, the feminists( feminists are wonderful people, thank God they don't breed well). Lol

I sincerely pray I survive this. Precious Blood of Jesus Christ, Save Us and the whole world.

God will see you through brother...you have to be strong for your loved ones. Please be strong.
Nairaland / General / Re: Workforce Group Top Talent Graduate Recruitment 2020 by colizee(m): 3:55pm On Jun 28, 2020
jojoey:

I understand, but is it your first test? because tests have been ongoing..I have to know if it’s your very first test to advise appropriately. Because the first test involved downloading an app.

yes it is my first test
Nairaland / General / Re: Workforce Group Top Talent Graduate Recruitment 2020 by colizee(m): 3:08pm On Jun 28, 2020
jojoey:


Please, which test? The first or second one? And is it the workforce top talent graduate academy test or for another organization?

yes the workforce top talent graduate academy, but haven't gotten the link yet.

please do you have the materials?
Nairaland / General / Re: Workforce Group Top Talent Graduate Recruitment 2020 by colizee(m): 4:11pm On Jun 27, 2020
factorial1:


Have you been able to login?

Nope, but filed a complaint and they replied saying another link will be sent shortly.


But please I still need your directions as I don not know what to expect.
Nairaland / General / Re: Workforce Group Top Talent Graduate Recruitment 2020 by colizee(m): 12:29pm On Jun 27, 2020
hi good day
please I am about to take the test by 3pm today, I need some exam tips from you
Crime / Re: Woman Brutalized By Her Husband In Ondo, Lands In Hospital (Disturbing Photos) by colizee(m): 11:49pm On Jun 23, 2020
God forbid!!!....see eye!!!
Health / Re: Who Else Has Lost Sense Of Smell And Taste? by colizee(m): 8:15pm On May 28, 2020
Three weeks ago I lost my sense of taste and smell also my eye ached alot. could not smell or taste food for a week...Funny thing is my sister started having exactly the same symptoms too 4 days after mine started.

Started from ordinary sore throat o!....

Could this be coro?.... because aside from the symptoms we were fine.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians With Over N5,000 In Bank Won’t Get Palliatives - FG by colizee(m): 6:14pm On Apr 15, 2020
So me that have money that don't belong to me nko?.... See wahala o
Health / Re: COVID-19: FG Deploys Nigerian Researchers To Search For Cure by colizee(m): 4:40pm On Mar 26, 2020
yehn yehn yehn.....Like you just found out about the virus, just don't go and waste our money... let the capable one's handle it.nonsnsense.

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Family / Re: I’m Pregnant For My Sister's Brother-In-Law. I’m Scared To Tell My Sister by colizee(m): 6:06pm On Mar 24, 2020
Ngozey:


Yes we did the pulling out only once as we ran out of condoms and to my surprise I got pregnant.

Maybe he didn't pull out quick enough...
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Reportedly Sick, Suspected Of Contracting Coronavirus - SR by colizee(m): 8:41am On Mar 24, 2020
Glory!!!

God please use this virus to wipe out our bad leaders!!!

Amen!!!
Family / Re: I’m Pregnant For My Sister's Brother-In-Law. I’m Scared To Tell My Sister by colizee(m): 9:53pm On Mar 23, 2020
How can you get carried away

Withdrawal method is there, condoms are there...and you know he is not your husband, unah get mind o!
TV/Movies / Re: Name That Old Movie You Think Children Of This Generation Have Not Watched by colizee(m): 9:55am On Mar 12, 2020
Super Force
Sports / Re: Idah Peterside: I Slept With Virgins For Money Ritual, Had Meetings With Snakes by colizee(m): 9:27am On Feb 13, 2020
Please if you still know those ladies you initiated can you let us know at once....
Crime / Re: Graphic Photos From The Ondo Bank Robbery Attack by colizee(m): 5:57am On Feb 07, 2020
What the hell

What type of surgical gun is this.... living the brains intact!
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Asks His "Son" To Sack His Secretary by colizee(m): 6:38pm On Jan 29, 2020
Make daddy freeze catch this one.... grin
Family / Re: Mother Snatches Her Daughter's Husband, Then Gives Birth For Him In London by colizee(m): 11:41pm On Jan 22, 2020
Its a miracle she could give birth at that age shocked
Health / Re: Indonesian Teenager Impaled By Needlefish That Jumped Out Of Water (Graphic Pix) by colizee(m): 11:36pm On Jan 22, 2020
I think the fish was really angry....maybe their net caught the love of his life or something grin(I'm assuming it's a male)

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Health / Re: What's The Name & Medical Uses Of This Flower? by colizee(m): 3:34pm On Jan 13, 2020
Flower kó flour ni
Crime / Re: Nigerian Army Cadets Delibrately Cause Traffic Jam, Mock Civillians (Video) by colizee(m): 10:32am On Jan 03, 2020
These ones will not last long.

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Science/Technology / Re: The Snake I Killed In My Compound, Who Knows The Name? by colizee(m): 9:32pm On Dec 19, 2019
Kylekent59:
Not a V-shape headed snake.

It could be yellow bellied snake or water snake.

at OP open its mouth with a cutlass, if it is black, then that's a mamba, if it has with tissues, then that's a cotton mute and finally, if it has fangs, then it's venomous.

It's definitely venomous....it's too scaly not to be.
Music/Radio / Re: Review Of Wizkid's Soundman EP: The Wizkid We Know? by colizee(m): 1:32pm On Dec 08, 2019
gustav25:


Are you okay ? Did your dad curse you ?

My dad wouldn't do such...

But I'm very sure your whole life reeks of curses your miserable father layed on you.
Music/Radio / Re: Review Of Wizkid's Soundman EP: The Wizkid We Know? by colizee(m): 12:01am On Dec 08, 2019
gustav25:

Joro is spiritual something

Sharap there my friend...spiritual something ko!
Family / Re: The Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom State by colizee(m): 7:19pm On Nov 28, 2019
Shibaraba:
Make I no lie this list some men go happily pay for an akwa ibom lady or a calabar lady.
Sweet kpekus...... Present sir.
Hard working...... Present sir.
Solid cooking....... Present sir
Overly caring.........present sir
Thick Yansh......... Present sir.
Solid body............ Present sir
Good manners..... Very present sir
Respect for husband... Present sir.

What else does a man want. You think say na small thing dey make aboki chop plenty koboko because he wan marry? Once you know the value of wetin you want you can go to any length to acquire that thing. We sef know how we starve ourselves to buy that our special car, house or phone. If she is great she is worth it.


Unlike some ladies wey I no fit pay ordinary stick of cigar for.

E go shock you say that lady wey you no fit pay 'ordinary stick of cigar' for.... person ready to pay millions to carry am.

About the list, this is pure extortion. How much be human being self.
Business / Re: $300M BUA Sugar Factory In Kwara Is Nearing Completion. PHOTOS by colizee(m): 7:51pm On Nov 26, 2019
When will stuff like this start happening in IMO state bikonu

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