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Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by collele(m): 5:30am On Sep 30, 2023
Som497:
Relocation Items

OX Ceiling Fan @13k

Smart Scannia with big coil @ 12k.


Thermacool water dispenser @40k
All perfectly working.
Only serious buyers should dm.
All items are being sold because the owner is relocating
Location: Onitsha
Number is on my signature
What's the last price for your water dispenser?
FoodRe: See The ₦320,000 Cow We Bought In Keffi by collele(m): 8:01pm On Aug 08, 2023
IconicR:
Through the year end? It's like you don't eat meat much, I prefer fish to meat and it's healthier.
Poor man and unnecessary show off...
PropertiesRe: Land For Sale In Asaba - Direct Owner by collele(op): 6:49am On Jul 21, 2023
Asaba deal
PropertiesRe: Land For Sale In Asaba - Direct Owner by collele(op): 4:29pm On Jul 19, 2023
Keep the calls coming...#6M...not negotiable
PropertiesRe: Land For Sale In Asaba - Direct Owner by collele(op): 10:55pm On Jul 18, 2023
Asaba Landed property...
PropertiesRe: Land For Sale In Asaba - Direct Owner by collele(op):
Okay
PropertiesRe: Land For Sale In Asaba - Direct Owner by collele(op): 11:34pm On Jul 17, 2023
Picture of land

PropertiesLand For Sale In Asaba - Direct Owner by collele(op):
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BusinessRe: Please Help, He Has Refused To Refund My Money by collele(m): 8:32pm On Jun 28, 2023
ahnie:
Dem don hit you too? cheesy cheesy grin

Those ones are another brand of mad people doing business.
Their own is to imput higher amount on their machine,then tell you to imprint your pin,and when you have noticed their thievery,dem go come dey hail you and beg you to leave the money for them say you big pass ham cheesy cheesy

What's your story
Lol... went to wash my car at the car wash near them.. ordered for fish to while away time...it took them almost an hour to serve me and they ended up giving me a smaller fish for the price of a big one...them package am for nylon but I told them I am eating it there let them remove it from the nylon and serve me there... they had no option but to give me another bigger fish because they know I'll find out if I open it there... cheesy grin
BusinessRe: Please Help, He Has Refused To Refund My Money by collele(m): 7:57pm On Jun 28, 2023
ahnie:
On the 4th of June, I went to get barbeque fish for my kids from my barbeque plug.

Then on the 6 of June....I had wanted transferring funds to someone with my mobile app, and I mistakenly transferred money to him since he's in the list of my beneficiaries.

I called him and explained everything to him,I even went to his stand and showed him screenshots as evidence of payment....since that day till today this humaniod has refused refunding my money.

I recalled him this morning,he said his bank is still working on it, I told him to get his statement of acct and it has bn from one excuse to another, truth's I m loosing my patience.

I have given him an ultimatum of 2 days to refund my money else I would pick him up not with the police,but a more higher force,since he has decided to be stubborn.

Bankers in the house, pls I need your input. is there anything like bank working on a supposedly unrefunded funds?
Hope say no be those clowns along summit road?
AutosRe: How To Make Your Vehicle Run More Efficiently (Post Subsidy Removal Tips) by collele(m): 9:59pm On Jun 01, 2023
GAZZUZZ:
Bad Driving habits.


* Vehicle idling
Starting the car and leaving it to idle for 10-15 mins before leaving the house.... It's gone! Start the car, put it in drive and drive cheesy, don't waste 10-15mins of fuel.

* Aggressive Driving

Let me tell a short story, on my 1.4L 2009 Kia Rio I traveled from Lagos to Benin on 18Litres driving at a max speed of 100km/h I filled up in Benin to confirm.

Repeat of same journey took 30L driving at a max of 140km/h and aggressively.

Slow consistent driving , and not powering uphill will save you a lot on petrol, avoid the quick races, remember that for each race you win or loose, you lost about ₦500 wink, slap the throttle pedal gently .

* Google maps .

I use Google maps for the shortest of distances, I always avoid traffic and choose the best routes, learn to use Google maps with the traffic prompts on so you can make better decisions. Also teach your drivers to use the map too.


* Avoid fuel additives.

Those cans they sell in the petrol station will not get you any better MPG, use the money to buy petrol, it will also not keep your system clean.








Thanks Uncle Gayzzuzz grin
PoliticsRe: Seaman Rice Mill located in Nnobi, Anambra State To Be Completed Soon (photos) by collele(m): 11:25am On May 18, 2023
Theophinio:
Good day sir

Do you know if this mills will allow me process rice paddy with their machinery for a fee
Go to the Onitsha industrial layout at Idemmili opposite Uga junction before head bridge. Ask of Poco Bros rice mill. There's fidelity mill close to the Poco Bros that will Marvel you with their processing. Take your rice there.. ANAMBRA IS BLESSED...my 2 cents
EducationRe: UI, UNN, UNILAG Shine In Centre For World University Rankings by collele(m): 10:04pm On May 15, 2023
drimzsmoke:
Where OOUhuh
No be cultism dem rank... grin grin grin
PropertiesRe: Japa: Nairalander Selling His Abuja Property At 10million Loss To Fund Japa Plan by collele(m): 8:59pm On Dec 15, 2022
2Stanley:
After trying and failing three times to secure visa to relocate my family abroad, I approached a friend for advice and he encourage me to keep on trying; since I have already secured a good job over there, moreover my friend Val tried seven times before getting a business visa to China. Persistent they say breaks the hardest resistance.

So I tried one last time, but this time I invested most of my funds in a property in Wuye, Abuja. Just so I don't spend them during the Yuletide and the sixty days of January. Lo and behold, this time my application was a success and I have to Japa fast. So I need the money ASAP. So much so that I would not mind selling the property at a little loss. If you have anybody that would be interested in buying please point them my way.
Post pictures of the structure
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi: I Was Able To Move 439 Million People Out Of Poverty by collele(m): 2:43pm On Oct 19, 2022
This is a doctored video....i
PropertiesRe: Before And After Looks Of A Mansion Totally Submerged By Floods (pics/video) by collele(m): 8:06am On Oct 18, 2022
Nlanalyst:
It has everything to do with improper town planning, especially when it's happening in the East. Eastern Nigeria has nothing to do with flood this much. Look at Delta State, the areas mostly affected by the overflow of river Niger are used for farming and not for habitation.
Unless the excessive overflow of the river basin as it is currently. Isn't South East landlocked on norms?
Such bold ignorance
PropertiesRe: The Making Of The " Asaba Block Of 6 Flats Of 2 Bedrooms" by collele(m): 4:58am On Sep 13, 2022
michlins:
about the doors, remember I can always make them for you
Where's your location
PropertiesRe: When All You Need Are Quality Doors For Your Building by collele(m): 4:23am On Sep 13, 2022
chizagi:
original top quality steel, wooden, kitchen, bathroom doors
How much is this door? Where's your location?
Car TalkRe: Toyota Corolla GLI 2006 Up For Grabs by collele(m): 2:30am On Sep 01, 2022
Location
PoliticsRe: Web Developer Falsely Accused By David Hundeyin Of Running News Site Responds by collele(m): 6:32pm On Aug 27, 2022
etrouble:
We will deal with these Obituarists. This was how they started in 1967, at the end of the Christmas Party, three million of them have been sacrificed to the gods. I thought by now they would have learnt, but unfortunately, they will never learn. This Hundeyin who is Egun and of Benin Republic origin is helping Igbos to set themselves on Fire, the result will be Sorrow, Tears and Blood. Then, they will turn around to shout Genocide, don't start what you cannot complete.
Your Father, mother and children ( whether born or yet to be born are the ones that will be sacrificed to the gods...
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Needs More Than 40% Of The Northern Votes To Win The Election by collele(m): 7:48am On Aug 25, 2022
Aufbauh:
The collective agitation for zoning among the northern elites & the commoners was a very strong sentiment in the north 2015 which make some of the PDP governors there work against their party. This is on record as some of them were accused after the election, so if you're ignorant of this then you're a baby in political analysis.

However If through out the history of Nigeria presidential election you could only isolate 2015 election then my fact is stronger than ur rebuttal.

I believed you could not fault or disproved that no sitting Governor's party come third in any presidential election in their respective state
Always talking rubbish with confidence...
NYSCRe: The Massive Corruption At The Government Hospital Where I Did My NYSC: Ex Corper by collele(m): 11:20pm On Aug 16, 2022
nlfpmod:
My NYSC Story In A State Specialist Hospital By Ngwoke Ifeanyi



https://twitter.com/Ngwoke_Ifeanyi/status/1559155422161952769
That state is Gombe state... There's nothing to hide there...
AutosRe: 20010 Honda Fit For Sale The Most Useful Car In The World by collele(m): 8:53pm On Aug 09, 2022
CocoaOla:
300
I don't understand
AutosRe: 20010 Honda Fit For Sale The Most Useful Car In The World by collele(m): 4:14am On Aug 09, 2022
CocoaOla:
too low
Okay... that's my best offer for now... I'm available anytime you have a change of mind
AutosRe: 20010 Honda Fit For Sale The Most Useful Car In The World by collele(m): 8:38am On Aug 07, 2022
CocoaOla:
Sport Edition automatic with steering sport paddle gear shifter

THE best most useful car in the world

Small outside big inside

Spacious,reliable,fuel efficiency, fun to drive, handling is like that of Miata, easy to park in tiny space,easy to manoeuvres in in traffic.

Nigerian used 2.2m only
1.5M serious buyer
AutosRe: Well Maintained 2012 Honda Civic 4plugs by collele(m): 1:25pm On May 30, 2022
Please send pictures on WhatsApp to 080 six zero six one..3902
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by collele(m): 7:49pm On May 04, 2022
Abidele:
URGENT Relocation Sales

Toyota camry 2006 (Big Daddy)
In perfect condition with all papers....

1.4M
Fastest Finger gets it....
Is this still available?
PropertiesRe: Construction Of A 3 Bedroom Bungalow by collele(m): 10:58am On Apr 27, 2022
SOCHDESIGNS:
...sorry, really don't know much about the cost of land here...
Oh okay...I want to buy a land in Asaba.... I'm just looking for a trusted source...
PropertiesRe: Construction Of A 3 Bedroom Bungalow by collele(m): 2:22am On Apr 26, 2022
SOCHDESIGNS:
Facilities:
*Entrance porch
*Ante room(with visitors' toilet)
* A large living room
*Dining
*Kitchen with store and kitchen terrace
* bedrooms 1 and 2 all ensuite
* Master suite with a large bath, a kitchenette, a walk-in closet and a private patio.

Architects: SOCH DESIGNS
CONSTRUCTION: SOCH DESIGNS
LOCATION: Umuonaje quarters, along Asaba, Ibusa express way, Asaba Delta state.
Project period: 3 weeks to 1 month max for carcass
Please do you have an idea of how much is a plot of 50 X 100 or 100 X 100 along that axis?
AgricultureRe: Help, I've Bitten More Than I Can Chew; Serious Investor/partner Needed. by collele(m): 10:29pm On Apr 22, 2022
klbakare:
My Location is Ogbomoso, Oyo state.

I recently helped a Nairalander lease 60 acres of land here in Ogbomoso, he wants to cultivate maize, cassava, cucumber and plantain. He met me at my online store on jiji, where I sometimes sell agro-equipment. He's been around now, and he wants me to help him supervise the project. I'm still shilly-shally though, but all through yesterday for instance, we were deep in the hinterlands where there was no telecommunication network to show the tractor man around.

That's why the first thing I put is my whatsapp contact for people to reach me faster. I'm still very much ready to hear offers from people, I'm available for meetings, please people let's talk.

Please invest in my cottage industry and stop joining agricultural ponzis in the name of agrovest or agritech.
I wish you are in Delta or even Edo state...it would have been suitable for me... Best of luck
AgricultureRe: Help, I've Bitten More Than I Can Chew; Serious Investor/partner Needed. by collele(m): 1:20am On Apr 22, 2022
klbakare:
Good morning Sirs, the finance I'm looking to raise is 3-5m for this phase.
Where's your location?
AutosRe: Registered 2001 Toyota Corolla by collele(m): 11:52pm On Apr 16, 2022
I'm offering 1M....

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