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Politics › Re: Senate Rejects Buhari’s Request To Borrow $30bn by Collins0609(m): 4:59pm On Nov 01, 2016

Buhari frustrate Saraki with executiv power,Saraki frustrate Buhari with Legislative power,
Game on

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Health › Re: Woman Discharges Maggots From Her Vagina In Ogun (Photo) by Collins0609(m): 4:51pm On Nov 01, 2016

Y e pain u like that,even simple english u no feet read,received spiritual education in sango name.Afonja brethern,the thunder way go fire you dey do warn up for amadioha cabal

michael142:
May tribalism cut your life short. Bastard

Politics › Re: Cattle Breeders Visit Governor Fayose (Photos) by Collins0609(m): 4:45pm On Nov 01, 2016

Ok we hail u,sai fayose

Crime › Re: Men Steal Two Bicycles Worth N3m In Lagos, Sell One For N10,000 (Photo) by Collins0609(m): 4:42pm On Nov 01, 2016

Where d bicycle

Events › Re: Lady Plays Groomsman Role At The Wedding Of Her Brother (Photos) by Collins0609(m): 4:33pm On Nov 01, 2016

By there actions we shall know them

Travel › Re: Don't Fall For This White Handkerchief Trick By Kidnappers - AutoJoshNG by Collins0609(m): 12:38pm On Nov 01, 2016

Cos they are the Afonja's

lonelydora:
Only in the West. Na wa ooooo. I wonder why Ogun and Osun state are still backward even in this 21 st century.

Pour water on me and receive a thunderous slap whether in taxi or Keke.

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Crime › Re: Son Butchers Village Head In Cross River, Throws Corpse Into Pit Toilet by Collins0609(m): 12:32pm On Nov 01, 2016

There is no excuse to murder,but y should one steal his fathers money and allow d man blame d son.
Is not like d money was use for something useful

Literature › Re: Diary Of A Psycho Girlfriend ...a Romance Series by Collins0609(m): 8:43am On Nov 01, 2016

Seriously,u no well.u b d real psycho

ahmstrng:
EPISODE 3

Dear Diary
I have not been myself since the 14 of February, and I can’t bring myself to tell my roommate why I have been moody, how can I? When she came back three days after valentine with stuff I can’t bring myself to look at, I refused to even look at pictures of her and her Fiance, she had gotten annoyed and called me “bad belle” and I agreed.
She had ignored me for days thinking it was one of my “senseless mood swings”, she started paying attention to me when she found me soaked in tears while listening to Brandy’s Long Distance, I refused to tell her what or who is making me cry but I know she knows it has a lot to do with Jhay, he hasn’t been calling neither have I been calling him as well, how can he not compliment me? How could go on and on about his mother’s car but wouldn’t find the words to describe what I look like? And to think he was taking me to his parents house? What sort of rude shock is that? His sister doesn’t even like me, what if I look like a scarecrow in my shift dress…
I feel so miserable and empty, I hate my roommate and her happiness, her stupid Fiance calls almost every minute, jeez…I hate the fact that she is happy and am not, and that idiotic smile on her face when they are talking on phone annoys me.
I don’t think I would be attending the stupid Campus Blast this weekend, to hell with stupid Dbanj, Wizkid, and everybody else that stupid telecommunication company is bringing, everything and everyone is stupid…. Even this silly diary I am writing in is stupid, Jhay is stupid and whoever reads my diary without my permission is STUPID!

[color=#000000]Seriously,u no well.u b d real psycho

ahmstrng:
EPISODE 3

Dear Diary
I have not been myself since the 14 of February, and I can’t bring myself to tell my roommate why I have been moody, how can I? When she came back three days after valentine with stuff I can’t bring myself to look at, I refused to even look at pictures of her and her Fiance, she had gotten annoyed and called me “bad belle” and I agreed.
She had ignored me for days thinking it was one of my “senseless mood swings”, she started paying attention to me when she found me soaked in tears while listening to Brandy’s Long Distance, I refused to tell her what or who is making me cry but I know she knows it has a lot to do with Jhay, he hasn’t been calling neither have I been calling him as well, how can he not compliment me? How could go on and on about his mother’s car but wouldn’t find the words to describe what I look like? And to think he was taking me to his parents house? What sort of rude shock is that? His sister doesn’t even like me, what if I look like a scarecrow in my shift dress…
I feel so miserable and empty, I hate my roommate and her happiness, her stupid Fiance calls almost every minute, jeez…I hate the fact that she is happy and am not, and that idiotic smile on her face when they are talking on phone annoys me.
I don’t think I would be attending the stupid Campus Blast this weekend, to hell with stupid Dbanj, Wizkid, and everybody else that stupid telecommunication company is bringing, everything and everyone is stupid…. Even this silly diary I am writing in is stupid, Jhay is stupid and whoever reads my diary without my permission is STUPID!

[/color]Seriously,u no well.u b d real psycho

ahmstrng:
EPISODE 3

Dear Diary
I have not been myself since the 14 of February, and I can’t bring myself to tell my roommate why I have been moody, how can I? When she came back three days after valentine with stuff I can’t bring myself to look at, I refused to even look at pictures of her and her Fiance, she had gotten annoyed and called me “bad belle” and I agreed.
She had ignored me for days thinking it was one of my “senseless mood swings”, she started paying attention to me when she found me soaked in tears while listening to Brandy’s Long Distance, I refused to tell her what or who is making me cry but I know she knows it has a lot to do with Jhay, he hasn’t been calling neither have I been calling him as well, how can he not compliment me? How could go on and on about his mother’s car but wouldn’t find the words to describe what I look like? And to think he was taking me to his parents house? What sort of rude shock is that? His sister doesn’t even like me, what if I look like a scarecrow in my shift dress…
I feel so miserable and empty, I hate my roommate and her happiness, her stupid Fiance calls almost every minute, jeez…I hate the fact that she is happy and am not, and that idiotic smile on her face when they are talking on phone annoys me.
I don’t think I would be attending the stupid Campus Blast this weekend, to hell with stupid Dbanj, Wizkid, and everybody else that stupid telecommunication company is bringing, everything and everyone is stupid…. Even this silly diary I am writing in is stupid, Jhay is stupid and whoever reads my diary without my permission is STUPID!

Politics › Re: APC Governors Write Buhari Over ‘Lopsided’ Appointments by Collins0609(m): 8:09am On Nov 01, 2016

Lol.......the written one

Sports › Re: Team Anambra Wins 18 Medals In 10 Events At National Youth Games In UNILORIN by Collins0609(m): 2:42pm On Oct 31, 2016

By their post we shall know them

czaratwork:
Anywhere you see Anambra, replace with Cucumber.

Sports › Re: Team Anambra Wins 18 Medals In 10 Events At National Youth Games In UNILORIN by Collins0609(m): 2:40pm On Oct 31, 2016

Haters abi na(AFONJA)spotted

czaratwork:
Team Cucumber?

Politics › Re: Marriage Ceremonies Of The Daughters Of PMB & GEJ: The Difference - By Lawrence by Collins0609(m): 6:55pm On Oct 30, 2016

How does dat change d price of rice in d market,then things were cheap and affordable.and what do u xpect from a marriage btwn an old man and his (child) lady bride

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Politics › Re: US Elections: Africans Chuckle At Ugly US Elections. Bbc Recognises Nairaland by Collins0609(m): 5:00pm On Oct 30, 2016

[/color][color=#990000] who America help?

Christianity Etc › Re: Flying In My Dreams by Collins0609(m): 11:18am On Oct 30, 2016

Coming from d Afonja republic.its d same with Afonja's movies.
Afonja and superstitions are like 5 and 6

Adebimpe1:
I'm sure some people will start calling you names now...like you're a wizard...you've been initiated...some ignorant people are already doing that...
Well, I've had dreams of my spirit praying for my body; while my body kneels before my spirit...The Yorubas will understand this rare and extremely spiritual phenomenon called "Eleda" praying for "Ori"...my life has never been the same ever since as I developed how to make use of this special phenomenon usually encountered in my dream.
Bottomline: You are a rare person, usually referred to as "Akanda Eniyan" by the Yorubas. You are destined for great things. You will become very great that later in your life, there will be rumors that you've done money rituals because you will be very wealthy and famous; only if you develop this rare gift from Eledumare.

May the joy be with you.

Christianity Etc › Re: Flying In My Dreams by Collins0609(m): 11:15am On Oct 30, 2016

pxjosh:
Please can you help me dream of a sure game so I can stake money on it and win?

make he help us too,i will give him 30% of d winning

Christianity Etc › Re: Flying In My Dreams by Collins0609(m): 11:14am On Oct 30, 2016

babz007:
sometimes i am really afraid to go to bed because my dreams are always horrible and very real, i have defied gravity so many times to the extent that i know how it feels even when i am awake i use to think it was just a normal thing until i start having persistent dreams of seeing myself flying and defying the laws of gravity it is so real it baffles me a lot, sometimes i tend to speak big grammatical English that i have never spoken when i am awake, sometimes while awake i tend to predict future happenings, because i use to have this feelings i cant explain about seeing a particular event happening before but i do not remember......please help me out i didnt bargain for all these

uu need malaria drugs

Phones › Re: Man Buys And Destroys 15 Iphones After Attendant Insulted Him (Photos, Video) by Collins0609(m): 11:02am On Oct 30, 2016

The female attendants no try,y doubt a customer ability.u should tell him d price if he cant afford it, then dont sale,its ur job to attend to customer not to query them.only God knows what the daughter of Jezebel told him.i wonder y some women dont think twice to tougue lash a guy and subject another woman child to psycological torment.she get luck if na Nigeria na slap she for chop,then she will term it physical abuse

Celebrities › Re: Kaffy Blasts Davido For Sacking His Dancers [VIDEO] by Collins0609(m): 10:38am On Oct 30, 2016

queenitee:
The thing is he didn't use them,assuming he used them and later complained that they didn't meet up to his expection or their agreement, then he can do anything, this is just like a breach of contract and football is totally different

Celebrities › Re: Braless Fella Makafui At Ghana Tertiary Awards (Photo) by Collins0609(m): 10:33am On Oct 30, 2016

[quote author=pyyxxaro post=50556349][/quote]your mama na ashawo.ur groundmother na akwuna and ur greatgrand mother na otu onye ara.if he pain u make u go hug transformer.no b ur papa pregnant ur mama.infact u na bastard,even for mama and papa hus ur sisters dey do d family business.infact d ministry is moving well for u and ur family,ur generation na ancestral curse dey disturb dem.receive sense in jesus name

Celebrities › Re: Braless Fella Makafui At Ghana Tertiary Awards (Photo) by Collins0609(m): 10:33am On Oct 30, 2016

[quote author=pyyxxaro post=50556349][/quote]your mama na ashawo.ur groundmother na akwuna and ur greatgrand mother na otu onye ara.if he pain u make u go hug transformer.no b ur papa pregnant ur papa.infact u na bastard,even for mama and papa hus ur sisters dey do d family business.infact d ministry is moving well for u and ur family,ur generation na ancestral curse dey disturb dem.receive sense in jesus name

Politics › Re: Olusegun Obasanjo To Folorunsho Alakija: 'Madam, I Made You A Billionaire' by Collins0609(m): 10:25am On Oct 30, 2016

He really frustrated a lot of bussinessmen and women.many were turn from richmen to paupers

Science/Technology › Re: See The Python Killed This Morning By My Neighbour by Collins0609(m): 9:48pm On Oct 29, 2016

These one can swallow a full grown man

Celebrities › Re: Denrele's Outfit To Lagos Fashion Week Last Night by Collins0609(m): 9:32pm On Oct 29, 2016

God dat create this person a man........i for say him make mistake but make i comment my reserved

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: How Pogba's Transfer To Manchester United Truly Happened In 10 Pictures by Collins0609(m): 4:04pm On Oct 29, 2016

Lol

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage May Reconcile With Teebillz, Her Estranged Husband - Vanguard by Collins0609(m): 12:38pm On Oct 29, 2016

After she don gbensh many harry abi na dick,she know realised dat tunji is best am all d gbenshes

Celebrities › Re: Braless Fella Makafui At Ghana Tertiary Awards (Photo) by Collins0609(m): 3:42pm On Oct 27, 2016

pyyxxaro:
With her Goat face and Dog bweast

If she like make she release her own Cucumber Diary like that stupid gal for Yeast

your fada left nyansh.otu nne gi,na ur generation women dey use cocumber

Family › Re: 11 Female Struggles Girls Go Through That Men Will Never Understand by Collins0609(m): 1:21pm On Oct 27, 2016

mysticgal:
No, a yeast May not be STD, it happens when there is an hormone imbalance.
Yeast makes your vagina itch you, I think the infection gets to me when I sit on that very wrong toilet seat , eat too much garlic , overstayed pad, clean from my anus to vagina, instead of the other way round or mistakenly use soap or Dettol to wash my vagina when bathing and sitting on dirty seats
The thing can make you scratch for Africa.... And you wii be catching fun scratching, till you stop and hear the devil laughing at you because, the way e go pepper you? Chai! Women suffer
Once you've got a syndrome of such, please rush to your gyne to avoid something going wrong in future... I use One drug like that that looks like tampon(just saw it in my drug closet. It's called mycoten(cotrimazone) by DGF) , or you could get clean water that is hot put it in a big paint bucket, or a nice bucket that's strong. pull off,and then sit on the bucket, (not the water) and let the steam of the hot water do some magic(it also works if you feel your vagina smells) then the last I learnt in school is; get a clove of fresh garlic, get a thread, preferably the one used for sewing, and then remove the shell of that garlic and create a tiny space for the thread in the garlic, tie up the thread in the garlic and leave a good amount of the thread to hang freely, then insert the fresh garlic in your vagina with the thread hanging outside to make removal easy(note:it would be peppery like).
I also advise, you try all those above, out, at night when you've bathed and are about sleeping. Once you remove the tampon like drug or garlic in the morning, you'll see all the yeast,that would accompany them out......... But please, your gyne, comes first. Please.

u know u got all dis yama yama 4 under and una go xpect guys to give u head.man go use mouth dey swallow yeast.umu nwoke na eri nsi

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Celebrities › Re: Kaffy Blasts Davido For Sacking His Dancers [VIDEO] by Collins0609(m): 9:33am On Oct 26, 2016

U need to let people know how useful and resourceful,u are to dem.not how useful u hav been to dem in d past.moreover u are not dancing for free,u are been paid.and entitled to b paise and be sack.Mourinho delieverd d premier league and carling cup to chelsea but it did not stop d club from firing him six months later,so goes with ancelloti who delivered champions league and copa del rey for realmadrid in 2014,he was sacked d next summer.Get use to it,its a richman world

Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Okeke May Get Suicidal - Chichi Umeseaka, OAP & Counselor by Collins0609(m): 5:05pm On Oct 25, 2016

Hush754:
How will I get the link to the video my people

google lesbian video of miss anambra 2015,u will get a lot of link,which u can choose from.omo VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISE MY BROTHER

Health › Re: Female Baldness: 18-year-old Zambian Woman Shares Her Amazing Story by Collins0609(m): 7:00pm On Oct 17, 2016

You are so beautiful

Politics › Re: Senate Moves To Legalise Lobbying In Nigeria by Collins0609(m): 10:40pm On Oct 13, 2016

Its a good bill that should had been in force since and will help create job and enhance d strenght of international relation as a course of study in Nigeria.any doubter should watch d south korean movie LOBBYIST,it should not b limited to legislature alone but also to other multinationals and transnational companies.

Family › Re: Nigerian Men In USA, Killing Their Imported Wives From Nigeria. by Collins0609(m): 11:07pm On Oct 12, 2016

JeffreyJamez:
So you are trying to tell me now that these men killed their wives because the wives made more money than them? ....that is what you are trying to make me believe?

women are daredevils,though d op said she subject her husband to psycological turmoil.God bless Nigeria if woman Bleep up,she go leave d house and d children,upon divorce d ladies demand for hus and children with financial inputs from d man,and insist d man get nothing,may God save us from karashika

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