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Foreign AffairsRe: Vladimir Putin Dives Into Ice Frozen Lake To Celebrate Epiphany (Photos, Vids) by ColonelMichael:
Na this person these mohammadian bastards were banking on to help them fight Israel when he knows the terror that religion has caused in the universe.
A devoted christian will side with paedophilia prophet people, to do what sef?
Everyone now understand their plans, their lies, deceit, and greed: and are ready for them too.

That was why I said that religion is a form of mental instability and chaos.



WriterNig:
[color=black]President Putin is a dedicated Christian who loves God, family and the church. That is why they hate him so much.

You'll never find him in any scandal, unlike the pedophile, devil worshipping western leaders.

Russia is the last hope for Christianity. Even the Pope has been bought by the devil worshipping globalists.
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👍🏻 Like for Russia-Putin, share for USA/Nazi/NATO
Na this dedicated and devout christian the children of the mad pig fake arse senile bombastic paedophilia treacherous idiotic prophet of the religion of piss were banking on to help them fight Israel and the west.

Sometimes the way they reason shows the true fact and symptoms that the religion is a form of mental psychosomatic brain damage.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ColonelMichael: 5:34pm On Jan 19, 2024
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IslamRe: "You Are Making Fun Of A Man Who Is Older Than Your Father!" ... " by ColonelMichael: 2:04pm On Jan 19, 2024
lilytender:
Matthias is not involved in this uncle Do Good
Why did the prophet mohammed ban adoption?
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ColonelMichael: 1:56pm On Jan 19, 2024
brownemmanuel43:
That's nonsense, how much is even involved in these useless scammers, imagine absconding someone's money of let's say 20k, what will 20k do in dis harsh economy?
So because 20k is small money in this harsh economy, the scammer should abscond with it?
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ColonelMichael: 1:51pm On Jan 19, 2024
noobody:
Don't listen to any one telling you nor to drop evidence,

Customer is alright right,does not mean sellers should always be stupid!!
Any customer wey misbehave for my side go Chop wotowoto join,I can't be doing sir sir for you and you come online to drag and soil my name.
Respect is reciprocal.
The moment as a seller you try to stand your ground or mark boundaries,they start throwing up the seller should always not talk crap!!meanwhile buyer go dey misbehave

Nor gree for anyone at all.

Drop all evidences,let the buyer come and drop his own side of the story as well,then we can judge.


Who go buy your market go buy,it's not a matter of if you are nice or your items are cheap.

Customers would always buy where they have set there mind irrespective of the price or attitude,as long as you are trustworthy.
I support you on this,
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ColonelMichael: 7:14pm On Jan 18, 2024
Carbonated:
N4000 Each.

Memory Card Function.

Contact on signature.

Abule-egba, Ahmadiyya
Otitis media
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ColonelMichael: 7:11pm On Jan 18, 2024
motta:
Something is cost doesn't make it the best .

Ankara has grade yes I know but you go see better ankara of 2k wey sharp , hope you know anjara of 1500 dey ?
So make we leave talk .
Which one come be anjara?
You don go smoke dry pawpaw leaf abi
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ColonelMichael: 7:09pm On Jan 18, 2024
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You get tokumbo of these and when you go sell for clearance price?
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ColonelMichael: 7:06pm On Jan 18, 2024
Theflint1:
Clearance sale grin

iPhone 11 128GB
fully unlocked, neatly used

Has a thin horizontal line top and bottom of screen; doesn't affect functionality at all, and been like that for at least a year now, so it's no big deal.

DM if interested

Location, Lagos.

Price, 150k pere.

WhatsApp or call, 07031562014
You wan use English confuse us say your phone screen don kpai Abi?

God dey our side this 2024
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ColonelMichael: 7:05pm On Jan 18, 2024
GamerXv:
Still Available.
I fit hear the music of the musician?
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ColonelMichael: 6:59pm On Jan 18, 2024
Ololademrmoney2:
3 THINGS YOU MUST NOT DO IN 2024 AS A BUSINESS OWNER

1.This year 2024 don’t make the mistake of engaging in exclusive marketing for a business name you've not legally registered. Instead of printing flyers, printing banners or making billboards, or even paying for online adverts.
Instead, use a small amount of money to secure your business name first.

2. When you set the goals you want to achieve for your business in 2024, and the time comes to accomplish it, try as much as possible to Not procrastinate.
Procrastination is a dream killer and the more you procrastinate, the harder it becomes to accomplish anything.

3.Develop Strong Customer Relationships: In the competitive landscape of 2024, it's crucial to establish and maintain positive connections with your customers. This is especially important during challenging moments when fatigue and irritation may set in. When faced with a client expressing concerns or frustrations, it's essential to take a moment to compose yourself.
Instead of reacting impulsively, carefully consider your response.

Take the time to articulate your thoughts in writing, ensuring that your message is clear without causing offense. Review and refine your response, emphasizing the importance of maintaining a professional and respectful tone. This mindful approach can significantly impact how your customers perceive your business.

Remember, your business is in it for the long run. How you handle challenging situations today can influence whether a client will return in the future.

In the competitive climate of 2024, it's a "go hard or go home" scenario. Elevate your business by consistently delivering exceptional service and managing client interactions with a focus on building lasting relationships.

Your approach to customer relations is a key factor in ensuring that your business doesn't remain stagnant but continues to grow and thrive.

Don't forget to contact me for all your CAC related Issues.
I remain your No.1 CAC reg boss who is continuously seeking the advancement of your business.
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Please, can you help me with the contact of the lady wearing a low cut hair that I just saw on your advert banner?
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ColonelMichael: 6:47pm On Jan 18, 2024
Qtsnow:
Quick Deal!!!

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Factory Unlocked (Supports Physical SIM and E-sim)

Not too visible Line crack on bottom part of the front screen, back and camera glass.

Phone was bought in November 2023.

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Location - Ogba, Lagos.
Pickup Only, No Weigh Bill.

WhatsApp 0 8 055 611 684
Nawa to, no be the not too visible crack I dey see like this in 3D?
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ColonelMichael: 6:34pm On Jan 18, 2024
LetLoveHeal:
No sir,Alien…
Oh! I for say...

You know aliens can't have ear problem or otitis media, external, etc?
FoodRe: See The Food Stuffs I Bought For N80,000 In Kano State by ColonelMichael: 12:52pm On Jan 18, 2024
NextUK:
Remember the alternative is a man you increase poverty in Anambra, couldn't pay year long salary of both doctor n teachers even after increasing tuition by over 300%.

Same foolish Peter Obi could not pay minimum wage all through his 8 years n till today Anambra state is unable to still pay minimum wage.

Always add this to you wail abeg for all to know the alternative to that drug baron
First of all your mama should have bought original postinor or used a good chemist store to abort you
FoodRe: See The Food Stuffs I Bought For N80,000 In Kano State by ColonelMichael: 12:51pm On Jan 18, 2024
NextUK:
Have ever seen an ipob with any iota of intelligence ! Perosn wey no get sense no get sense abeg.
The way this thing pained you, the best option is to go home and drink the vaginal fluid of your LovePeddler mother and die as it is caustic.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Colonel Hossein Ali Javadanfar Killed By Armed Men In Saravan, Iran by ColonelMichael: 11:26am On Jan 18, 2024
Hndrrxxx:
shut your damn mouth fore you dropped nigga
You are an Islamic bastardised pig, you can't do more than the blockos of your murderfukin pig prophet mohammed
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Colonel Hossein Ali Javadanfar Killed By Armed Men In Saravan, Iran by ColonelMichael: 7:44am On Jan 18, 2024
Hndrrxxx:
You talk shyt like a preacher sounding so pained and delusional like that .xdd
You know your foolish god mohammed got high on camel urine, so, I am never in doubt you may be doing same with disease infested urine of a cow.

Look your self in the mirror and talk and check if what you see sounds like a human being or a faulty android bot with obsolete electrical and logical wiring.

Pigs.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Colonel Hossein Ali Javadanfar Killed By Armed Men In Saravan, Iran by ColonelMichael: 4:52am On Jan 18, 2024
Hndrrxxx:
counter him with your own facts?? Fools
You want me to counter bullshit with facts, what is wrong with the mentality of you worthless muslims? Am not surprised.
Shey I should counter with facts someone who said US is flexing muscles in Yemen that has been targeting ships, guys the both of have same mental illness.

How come none of you Nonessential human beings haven't replied me since, your worthless quoran has David and Solomon as prophets, now where were they living when they were existing and which part of their kingdoms have the current Israelis trespassed?
Is there Palestine in your quoran? What is there is the land allah gave to the Jews, I know you saw it or you guys now know your quoran is worthless hence all these nonsense fights that your arses are pummeled left and right.

Deluded bastards and idiots that want me to counter bullshit with facts, when the premise of the argument is already flawed with nonsense. You guys will take a document and doctor it in your mosques and come out to talk nonsense. Scalywags.
Jokes EtcRe: "No Gree For Anybody" Fight Between A Chicken And A Goat (video And Pictures) by ColonelMichael: 9:36pm On Jan 17, 2024
Beans
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Colonel Hossein Ali Javadanfar Killed By Armed Men In Saravan, Iran by ColonelMichael: 9:01pm On Jan 17, 2024
cybergawd:
Simon Ekpa will be next
I am praying he gets killed, I wish he will die like the pig prophet mohammed that ordinary rat poison kpai'd, and I wish pigsw will exhume his dead body and eat it just like they did to prophet mohammed's petrifying carcass
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Colonel Hossein Ali Javadanfar Killed By Armed Men In Saravan, Iran by ColonelMichael: 8:56pm On Jan 17, 2024
Saturnalia:
No, it isn’t a win win for the West. If the Cowardly gang of 30+ Countries are not so scared of Iran, they should move their fleet towards the Strait of Hormuz and bomb Iran rather than flexing their muscles with defenseless Yemen’s Houthis.

Not that I give a fvck about what happens between the 2 warring blocs (Axis of Evil & Axis of Resistance) but I hate hypocrisy from people like you.

If any sensible person or entity wants to tackle a problem, you deal with the said problem from its roots, and not just by attacking its leaves or branches.

If the West is telling us that the Yemen’s Houthis are being propped & funded by Iran, why not concentrate your forces on Iran to eradicate the problem once & for all, rather than chasing shadows - bombing helpless civilians in Yemen?

Muammar Gaddafi did not do 15% of what Iran is “allegedly” doing before the gang of 30 Countries invaded & killed him.

Trump killed Qasem Soleimani in 2020 and dared the Iranians to respond to his cowardly crime at the Baghdad Airport which killed Soleimani.

Guess what? The Iranians called his bluff and responded with severity, raining down ballistic missiles on 2 of her bases in Iraq – and Trump went silent for HOURS, with not so much as a tweet.

The Mainstream Media went into overdrive and denied any casualties were recorded.

Alas, Attached is the result of Iran’s retaliatory attacks on 2 of Amerikas bases in Iraq.

Those who do not know Amerika’s penchant for BLATANT LIES & PROPAGANDA are the Secondary School Children on Nairaland always posting nonsense to garner “useless likes”

Even the Pentagon knows that the day Amerika and her cowardly gang of 30+ Countries (called NATO) attacks Iran is the day NY, WA, IL, CA, TX & VA will be leveled & turned into radioactive dusts, including all her vassal states in Europe.

As always, for countless Billions of Dollars, Amerika can only send her army against illiterate savages armed with coconuts.
Guy, you are talking nonsensical bullshit, do you hear me.
So they are flexing muscles on some Islamic jihadists like their useless prophet decided to be troubling innocent ships on the high sea in free waters.

The way you Muslims reason shows Islam is a form of mental retardation, you guys were hailing this same houtis, they are collecting, you people are shifting to Iran now, make Iran misbehave na, they will collect wotowoto and na still nonsense bullshit like you wrote you will still repeat with a little touch of tears in premium quantity.

You guys are so frustrating sense wise and obnoxious in actions, you Muslims reason like your brain is in your testicle.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Colonel Hossein Ali Javadanfar Killed By Armed Men In Saravan, Iran by ColonelMichael: 8:46pm On Jan 17, 2024
madridguy:
Comments like this will make foreigners to be laughing at us. grin
Because you know the implication of what he is saying is true, in layman's term, Islam as a horrible evil makes the evil people it fuels look older than their age, no wonder the fake arse prophet mohammed forgot his age while raping aisha and co.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ColonelMichael: 4:27pm On Jan 17, 2024
LetLoveHeal:
AirPod copy
Location-ile ife(oau) it can be waybill
Price-#5k firm
Call/WhatsApp-09I28698472
You want someone to buy this?
Foreign AffairsRe: 100 Days Of War On Gaza: Israel Kills 23,968 Palestinians by ColonelMichael: 8:03am On Jan 16, 2024
AntiChristian:
Only stupid people will think the war started on October 7 2023.
Only stupid Muslims reason the way you do...

your quoran, there is mention of king David and his son Solomon right?
Incase, you want to lie, let me show you.


Before you will go on your lieing spree, see one evidence.


Surah An-Naml - Verse 15
وَلَقَدْ ءَاتَيْنَا دَاوُدَ وَسُلَيْمَـانَ عِلْماً وَقَالاَ الْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ الَّذِي فَضَّلَنَا عَلَي كَثِيرٍ مِنْ عِبَادِهِ الْمُؤْمِنِينَ

15. “And certainly We gave David and Solomon knowledge and they both said: ‘Praise belongs to Allah, Who has favoured us above many of His believing servants’.”

The knowledge which has been given to David and Solomon may be the knowledge of Judgment; its reference is the verse which says:

“…and We gave him wisdom and a clear judgment”,1
and also with reference to the verse which says:

“…and unto each (of them) We gave wisdom and knowledge…”2
And it may be the knowledge of speaking with the birds, with reference to the verse which says:

“…We have been taught the language of the birds…”3,
or it may be the knowledge of making the coat of mail, as the Qur’an says:

“…And We taught him the art of making the coat of mail…”4
But it is better to render the Qur’anic word /‘ilm/ in a general sense, that is the knowledge of administration of the country.




Which part of David's kingdom or Solomon did the Israelis trespass beyond and was there anything like these Gaza refugees mentioned in that era?

And before we forget, Gaza was occupied by philistines, those arabs there now ain't in any way related to the Greece cacausians who were the real philistines.

Your Islam was built on lies and must be sustained on lies.

Have you read of the Jewish revolt against the roman empire?
If you haven't, please do and then show me where arabs all of a sudden started existing there.



For now all Islamic terrorists will be sent to hell to join the demon dog allah to be sucking rotten 72 rumpled toto
Foreign AffairsRe: 100 Days Of War On Gaza: Israel Kills 23,968 Palestinians by ColonelMichael: 8:02am On Jan 16, 2024
Ayatullah:
The war is expanding after US, Britain attacked the Houthis in bomb raids.

Today, the Houthis fulfil their promise of retaliation. This no doubt will be ONE OF THE MANY PROMISED RETALIATIONS to come.
US will now enter yemen and lay i waste,

Please, we don't want to hear people crying like salah ram
Foreign AffairsRe: 100 Days Of War On Gaza: Israel Kills 23,968 Palestinians by ColonelMichael: 8:00am On Jan 16, 2024
deebrain:
This is totally wrong.

If it were Islamic sponsored against the west, I'm sure the entire world will boil against Islam.

But it's almost as though nothing is happening!

As a Christian, what is going on in Gaza is a disgrace. It is satanic. It is a shame.

I totally condemn Hamas. But to destroy the innocent in the name of getting rid of Hamas is satanic. It is satanic. It is wicked.

I don't know what to say.
Keep deceiving yourself, mohammed went about lieing about worshipping idols but didn't know when he wrote satanic verses.
I am indifferent with your fevernt deceit, no one is surprised but all Islamic terrorist will join their allah in hell to be sucking 72 old rumpled toto
Foreign AffairsRe: 100 Days Of War On Gaza: Israel Kills 23,968 Palestinians by ColonelMichael: 7:57am On Jan 16, 2024
Mubieey:
Israel should stop occupying Palestinian land and give them freedom that’s the only solution to this war
In your quoran, there is mention of king David and his son Solomon right?
Incase, you want to lie, let me show you.


Before you will go on your lieing spree, see one evidence.


Surah An-Naml - Verse 15
وَلَقَدْ ءَاتَيْنَا دَاوُدَ وَسُلَيْمَـانَ عِلْماً وَقَالاَ الْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ الَّذِي فَضَّلَنَا عَلَي كَثِيرٍ مِنْ عِبَادِهِ الْمُؤْمِنِينَ

15. “And certainly We gave David and Solomon knowledge and they both said: ‘Praise belongs to Allah, Who has favoured us above many of His believing servants’.”

The knowledge which has been given to David and Solomon may be the knowledge of Judgment; its reference is the verse which says:

“…and We gave him wisdom and a clear judgment”,1
and also with reference to the verse which says:

“…and unto each (of them) We gave wisdom and knowledge…”2
And it may be the knowledge of speaking with the birds, with reference to the verse which says:

“…We have been taught the language of the birds…”3,
or it may be the knowledge of making the coat of mail, as the Qur’an says:

“…And We taught him the art of making the coat of mail…”4
But it is better to render the Qur’anic word /‘ilm/ in a general sense, that is the knowledge of administration of the country.




Which part of David's kingdom or Solomon did the Israelis trespass beyond and was there anything like these Gaza refugees mentioned in that era?

And before we forget, Gaza was occupied by philistines, those arabs there now ain't in any way related to the Greece cacausians who were the real philistines.

Your Islam was built on lies and must be sustained on lies.

Have you read of the Jewish revolt against the roman empire?
If you haven't, please do and then show me where arabs all of a sudden started existing there.
Foreign AffairsRe: 100 Days Of War On Gaza: Israel Kills 23,968 Palestinians by ColonelMichael: 7:53am On Jan 16, 2024
allthingsgood:
if u are writing the above, just to trigger me, u have failed.
Rest i am not a muslim.
What of the question I asked you about David and Solomon, or you want to deny even your destiny?
Foreign AffairsRe: 100 Days Of War On Gaza: Israel Kills 23,968 Palestinians by ColonelMichael: 7:52am On Jan 16, 2024
Mubieey:
Let me ask you , Why America and UK are supporting Israel? That’s what make Yemen and Iran to support Palestine
Then let the best win, you Muslims should stop crying.
CelebritiesRe: 80% Of Olu Jacobs Time No Longer Here, Says Wife by ColonelMichael: 6:42am On Jan 16, 2024
StemCellTherapi:
Joke Silva should give him Plant Stem Cell Therapy (PhytoScience Stem Cell Therapy).

I had a patient who had Dementia in Canada. Doctors had given up hope on the patient. She was taken home.

We started her on our brand of Plant Stem Cell Therapy which is PhytoScience Stem Cell Therapy and the patient started recovering o.

It was a gradual process till she fully recovered still on the therapy.

Recovering can take a whole year or 2 sef.

This is where patience comes in.

Dementia is Degenerative Disease where brain cells are dead which leads to loss of memory.

PhytoScience Stem Cell Therapy is a Regenerative Therapy (Regenerative Medicine).

It works by Regenerating the Cells in every part of the body. Every Dead Cell in the body will be Regenerated.

Once his Cells (Brain Cells) are Regenerated, he will be fine.

They should try other means. There is still hope.

Stem Cell Therapy works.

If u think I'm lying, ask Buhari.

I'm out abeg.



ONCE IT COMES TO SELLING WHATEVER YOU GUYS ARE SELLING YOU BLOW ALL SORTS OF BS, so brain cells can repair back after damage?

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